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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

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Mar

Avril Lavigne Modeling Shit She’s Too Old To Be Wearing of the Day

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Avril Lavigne is a fucking clown…but for some reason, dudes every where love her….I don’t get if it is a legacy crush from when you were 15 and she was all over the music industry like she was Katy Perry….you know unfounded lust that was a direct consequence of marketing….like some Josie and the Pussycat bullshit…yes I’ve seen that movie…I watch everything Tara Reid does…except the one thing I want to watch her do…cuz she hasn’t done it yet…and that’s sex tape or die…both interchangable…..

Or maybe people just think she’s hot…but I see a joke of a person, posing as this emo/punk/suburban mall girl….the poster child for pink streaks everywhere….and bitch must be 30 now….but still dresses the same…in some “get a new act you one trick pony, it’s time to be a fucking chick already”…cuz you know if she did that….maybe I’d be wanting to fuck her too…

But as long as she’s 30 pretending to be 15 and angst filled…I got nothing but hate….

We need more of her in her panties and less of this nonesense spokesperson for nonsense shit….


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2012

13

Mar

Lola Ponce Hot Ass Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Lola Ponce, and really why would I care to, I have a hard enough time keeping track of my own life and people I come across, let alone low level bitches who happen to rock thong bathing suits they don’t mind bending over in while on the beach in public…even though thong bathing suits are fucking amazing, especially when the bitch in them is into bending over in public in them, because I’m a pervert, and when I grew up thongs weren’t all that popular, only strippers wore the shit and even now most girls I know don’t wear thongs, especially not the dumpy girls I get with, they just find thongs messy cuz they are too fat to wipe their asses proper, so seeing one always holds a close place in my heart…especially when in public…on the beach…bending over….and maybe now I’ll remember who Lola Ponce is….


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2012

13

Mar

Heidi Range In a Dress She’s Too Old For of the Day

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When I first saw these pics I thought this Heidi Range chick in some erotic looking cleavage dress, you know the kind you’d expect to find on a stripper for her last song of the set, the song that is all romantic and full of theatrics, dramatic cuz you know it ends with her showing a room full of me her pussy for free, or in hopes one will pay her to give him a lap dance….the kind of dress you see at the sex shop on discount, or on Halloweeen as a costume, but never on a bitch in her late 40s…unless she’s a swinger and freaky in her old age…..but it turns out she’s 28…so she’s not at all too old for this shit…if anything at her sexual prime and ready for this shit…especially considering how hard faced she is, making making think her UK almost famous popstar from being in Suagababes with Cheryl Cole ass, fucked a lot when she wasn’t in her sexual prime….or maybe she just got ravaged by cocaine….either way she’s not too old for this dress, I jumped the gun….and now I am gonna go jump my neighbor cuz she’s busty.


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2012

13

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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This is not a game….this is real life…and that’s why I love it…Hollywood is so spoiled, insulated and fake….real entertainments comes from our streets…the world is filled with freaks and 99.9999999 percent of them aren’t famous…so that’s why the news is so important…it allows me to get to know people I wish I got to hang out with….because these weirdos are funny.

Lighting Fail on Fox 5 NY
Weather reporter Audrey Puente had the lights go out on her during her Sunday evening forecast

Man Pulls Gun On Kid Playing Hide & Seek In His Yard
A Boulder, Colorado man pulled a pistol on a a young boy who was playing Hide & Seek in his yard while at a birthday party for a neighbor’s son.

Student Says Teacher Forced Her to Urinate in a Bucket
A 14-year-old student claims that a Patrick Henry High School teacher forced her to urinate in a bucket in order to humiliate her.

Extreme Peeping Tom in Ohio
An Ohio woman wakes up to find a man caressing her hand.

Little League Baseball Orders Strip Club To Take Donation Back
A California strip club donated money to a local Little League team, but the team was order to give the money back.

Arrest in ear-biting attack on coach
Springfield police have arrested a man they say punched and bit off part of the ear of a coach following a youth basketball game.

Teacher Re-Arrested For Affair With Former Student
A former Holyoke middle school teacher who pleaded guilty to having sex with an underage student has been charged with probation violation after the now-18-year-old boy was found at her home.

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2012

13

Mar

J.Lo in Shiny Tight Pants Showing Off Her Fat Old Ass on Set of the Day

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I find J.Lo’s fat mom ass totally uninteresting. I don’t care how much she paid People Magazine to say she was the most beautiful person last year when she was making her official comeback from being married to a horror movie character and more importantly having his devil spic babies…..

She’s old, she’s tired, she’s played out, she’s boring. If I’m gonna fuck with a bitch who has a set of twins at home in her 40s, I’m gonna do that in private, you know the kind of bitch you meet in a bar where old divorcees go, and fuck the shit out of, never telling anyone you know, cuz it’s not a conquest, it’s just pussy when you need it…..

Fuck J.Lo and the raft she floated in on. I hate this bitch and her shitty overrated ass….but here she is on set of some music video anyway….

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2012

13

Mar

Best Magic Trick Ever of the Day

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There’s a movement called the 5 second film festival that I think is genius because my attention span is 5.5 seconds…so this is the perfect amount of time to suck me in and win me over….like this entry…showing the best magic trick ever…one I am sure husbands and baby daddy’s everywhere wish they knew the secret of….cuz staging a car accident or pushing her down the stairs…or faking a violent dream….or drugging her and dropping her off at the abortion clinic is far less effective.

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2012

13

Mar

Crystal Renn Titties for Numero of the Day

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I like model Crystal Renn …..cuz she shows her titties for fashion….it’s like give this bitch her day rate and promise her it will end up on a prestigious enough magazine….which will look great in her portfolio on her quest to the top…and she’s putty in your fucking hands…you can do anything you want to her…just tell her it is for the sake of really pushing her as a model…when really it’s just for the sake of personal enjoyment of owning a slut and making her jump through hoops like a dancing monkey….a dancing monkey with titties….and the whole thing is pretty amazing…it’s why I love models so much…they are like strippers without all the negative implications of being a stripper…

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2012

13

Mar

Miley Cyrus’ Red Carpet Cleavage of the Day

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Redneck Miley Cyrus pulled something special at the premiere of Hunger Games and that something was showing up with her titties out, in a skimpy outfit, like some stripper slut going to the trailer park’s block party on the fourth of july…..

She showcased her hot young little body and stole all the attention from the other bitches in attendence…cuz cleavage and skimpy outfits is all it fucking takes…people love the slutty ones…they are the most fun to look at and plan sexual acts you want to perform on…

This is the kind of shit that inspires teen pregnancy or at least me to be a part of some teen pregnancy….cuz shit there’s nothing quite like a young hot body…even if the head is that of a inbred hick….


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2012

13

Mar

Jessica Biel in W of the Day

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Jessica Biel was in a pantsless in a leotard, my favorite piece of clothing cuz it’s like it has 3 hands….you know pussy hugging in a piece, anus rididng and gently titty tickling all at the same time…..it is magical enough that if was to be reincarnated as a piece of clothing…that’s what I’d be…even though I know if I was reincarnated as a piece of clothing that I wanted to be…there’d be a bigger joke in it cuz nothing works out to me….a joke I assume would be belonging to a senior who doesn’t shower but thinks she’s a ballerina and wears me while dripping on me…in all her fat, sloppy glory….

But that’s not the point, the point is Jessica Biel…and her titties Justin Timberlake may be too gay for, in a magazine like this was old times, and she was getting kicked off 7th heaven for being too slutty….

She’s older, in her sexual prime, and talking about how she’s always been horny, when I just think she’s horny cuz her uterus is calling, but also cuz Timberlake doesn’t feed it proper…..

Here’s what she had to say about barbies:

Did you have Barbies?
I did, but it was always, “Let’s play sex with Barbies!� My Barbies were usually naked. Once, I took their heads off, cut their hair, drew on their short, spiky hair with some markers, then stuck the heads on Christmas lights. Every year, we’d string our tree with those Barbie heads. It looked demonic. My parents were so cool — they saw it as a form of self-expression.

What a creep….a creep I want my tongue inside.

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2012

13

Mar

Russell Brand Throws iPhones Through Windows of the Day

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You know…I don’t want to sound like I’m a tough guy, because I’m not at all, but I know that I’m tougher than a gang of pussy celebrities and if Russell Brand went for my iPhone, there would be fucking blood…seriously….motherfucker tries to pull his “I’m a celebrity, I can do what I want” bullshit….we’ll I’d be sure to stab him in the fucking neck…

I hate these pansy motherfuckers more than I hate the paparazzi documenting them….because these pansy motherfuckers decided to be famous and this is what comes with it….he didn’t have to marry ugly Katy Perry who everyone cares about…and if he didn’t marry her…he could fuck all the groupie pussy he wanted in peace…cuz he just doesn’t fucking matter….but he thinks he does….and that’s why he’s pulling tacky, tantrum stunts that damage other people’s property….I despise these spoiled cunts.

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