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Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2012

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt Big Tits in a Bandage Dress of the Day

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I really didn’t want to post these pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt….especially not at the end of the day as one of my last posts…who gives a fuck if she squeezes nicely into a bandage dress that compliments her chubby body, I mean other than the handful of perverts who still jerk off to her cleavage in memory of her big tits on a small frame they used to jerk off to growing up..who happen to be the readers of this site….and that explains why they are too fucking retarded to get onto google to find the actual footage they used to jerk off to before bitch needed straps to give her acceptable shape…

I mean I posted Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie and Izabel Goulart Topless and Kendall Jenner Modeling Swimwear and Bar Refaeli’s Ass in Jeans and most importantly KATE UPTON NUDE IN MUSE today…but I leave you with this….that’s depressing….an emotion I’m used to….and one I’m sure Jennifer Love is also used to…she’s an old single unmarried lady now…weird…

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2012

Feb

Courtney Stodden is Fascinating of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Courtney Stodden showing off her room. I have no idea what the fuck these are for, other than self promotion, or why the fuck anyone would bother with them, other than cuz they are getting paid, but I think her whole 16 year old lie would be more efffective if she pretended to be 16 and not the 30 year old stripper I know she is….She needs to have backstreet boys posters on her wall like when she was 16….none of this bullshit boas and bras and tacky stripper garbage that kills any fantasy they were going for with this huge obvious staged scandal publicity stunt they are going for….

Tacky trashy whores are only good to fuck….not document and follow around….

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2012

Feb

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Garbage of the Day

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I’ve avoided this Jennifer Nicole Lee bitch as much as I can…but the paparazzi are shovin her down our throats…and she’s actively working hard to get noticed, whether in bikini, or topless, or even in lingerie…..and I don’t get why people are giving her attention…there are so many bitches way hotter on whatever beach she’s been polluting…sure they may not be fitness icons to fat people everywhere…cuz before having this ripped dude body…she was obese….but they probably don’t have ripped dude bodies…which Is something more pleasurable…

Either way, bottom feeding trash and I’m linking to it for no reason other than the whole bikini thing…that sucks me in every fucking time.

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2012

Feb

Candice Swanepoel In the Bride Collection for The Devil of the Day

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There’s nothing hot about brides….they can be in lingerie, even the most expensive, finest quality, most erotic….or naked…they are still the physical representation of all things evil…oppressive woman that costs money, complains, that I am accountable to, and who I have to accommodate and keepe happy, otherwise her whining and complaining will make me want to kill her….oppressive woman who steals my fun, my freedom, my ability to fuck random sluts in my own bed, and who pressures me into baby making….

I mean unless they are someone else’s bride….or a hot slut just pretending to be a bride in lingreie for the fucking Devil…also known as a 9 billion dollar a year evil empire that manipulates us with half naked chicks….

I don’t know when this is from, all of Victoria’s Secret shoots look the fucking photoshopped boring same…but Swanepoel is hot….and that’s why I am posting it

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2012

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the news….get some culture in your hick brains….you gang of boob obsessed, close minded morons…I’m embarrassed that you are the only idiots…who come to my party…what does that say about me? Not a whole fucking lot….

Love Triangle Erupts Into Jail Fight
A love triangle ended in violence early Sunday morning, when two women showed up at the Lorain Police Department to post bond for the same man.

Porn Runs On Best Buy Display TV’s
A woman shopping for televisions with her grandson were surprised when porn images popped up on the display screens of their local Best Buy.

Officer Gets Caught Stealing Food from Break Room
A Texas police department set up a sting operation to find out who was stealing food from their snack room refrigerator, and were surprised to find out that it was another officer taking food that wasn’t theirs.

Caught On Tape: Fight Breaks Out At Funeral
Police were called to Good Samaritan Church of God in Christ near 52nd and Burleigh in Milwaukee for a disturbance Tuesday afternoon. Inside the building, people had gathered for the funeral of 19-year-old Raheem Johnson, when witnesses say someone pulled a gun.

High School Cafeteria Worker Resigns Over Student Sex Scandal
A former cafeteria worker with the Massillon City School District is under investigation for allegedly having sex with male high school students at Washington High School.

Underage Girls Traded Nude Photos For Tattoos
A tattoo artist in Western Pennsylvania is under arrest after trading tattoos and piercings for underage photos underage girls took of themselves.

Couple Held Captive By Man With Hot Butter Knife
A husband and wife were held captive by Jonathan Amador who tortured them with a scorching hot butter knife.

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2012

Feb

Dakota Fanning is Legal of the Day

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So apparently it is Dakota Fanning’s 18th birthday today…I assumed she was 18 over a decade ago cuz I saw her in interview and bitch sounded 40….leading me to think she had Andy Milonakis disease, leading me to have a valid excuse in court if ever I got caught jerking off to her, an issue we don’t have to worry about anymore, cuz now she can be naked and slutty, showing nipple and cunny, anus in pictures and videos without getting us on the sex offender list…but she’s not allowed to drink…thank god for Prescription pills….

I know…who cares about Dakota Fanning, she’s not hot, not scandalous, not erotic, and not someone I’m sure any of us have jerked off to, but shedid do this hot scene in the Runaways….

But I was more into this shower scene

Why the fuck am I posting fucking clips from some shitty movie fuck…I’m digging to find a post here cuz my DAKOTA FANNING ARCHIVE isn’t too erotic….

I know it being her birthday should be enough of a post, but I go above and beyond…dedicated to this bullshit…for no real reason….cuz I’m not even remotely interested in the shit…

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2012

Feb

Izabel Goulart Nude in Muse of the Day

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Earlier today I posted SHITTY QUALITY KATE UPTON BIG TITTY STRATEGIC NUDITY FOR MUSE MAGAZINE andit turns out they went the distance with issue by getting Brazilian model Izabel Goulart nude also, only Izabel Goulart actually got naked and showed some nipple, you know because unlike Kate Upton, she’s an actual model, and not some frat boy jock mascot with huge tits….but instead with great tits…and longevity in the industry….not that it matters…cuz what matters are the nipples…even in shitty quality they’re great…

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2012

Feb

Kendall Jenner’s New Swimwear Photoshoot of the Day

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Isn’t this girl 15? More reason to get your creep on? Shouldn’t her mother wait a few years before turning her into a sex object like her sister..or is she scared that after puberty, she’ll fill out like Kim, so get her while she’s tight, win over the crowd, just in case the Jenner genes don’t keep her fit….or is it a timing issue, get in now when the family is still on TV, before the family is forgotten, no time to wait…EXPLOIT EXPLOIT EXPLOIT….

You know, if you were to go to the local high school and try to organize a similar shoot in your basement…they’d probably call the police…but when it is for a corporation no one gets arrested…the world of teen erotica is unjust….

The whole thing is disturbing…unless you’re a real fucking pervert…which conveniently…I am…

So here is a young, hot rendition of Kim Kardashian for the Kardashian/Jenner third round of kids to exploit for personal gain….

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2012

Feb

Bar Refaeli’s Got a Bit of a Shitty Ass of the Day

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Before you start crying like a gang of fucking girls, her ass isn’t horrible and I’d love to crawl up and die in it, even if she had the shits…..

More importantly, her ass isn’t something photoshop won’t fix and it is possible that it is just the jeans she’s wearing that is making her look less like a hot assed bikini model and more like a middle aged rich mom who does her daily workout classes and eats organic, but who still has three kids that ravaged her….and not her being dumpy, thick and overrated as a bikini or lingerie model….

Even more importantly, I love me some big asses…just not when those big asses are wide, flat and lack personality….less of a smile and more of a frown….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t here are the pics….

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2012

Feb

Kate Upton Nude for Muse of the Day

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This is some Kate Upton I can almost get behind and fuck with….partially because she’s not at the stage in her career where her body catches up to her tits thanks to a slowing metabolism that happens to ever chick…you know when she’s no longer freshly 19 rocking DD tits…and 28 rocking the plus sized store to find pants she can fit in….

Sure the nudity is cheap and strategic so that she might as well not be nude at all….but it’s still nudity and that means someone saw her cunt and nipples in the process and lets hope that someone camera phoned the shit…cuz I need to see how these fucking tits hang…

So take it in before she becomes the next Anna Nicole Smith peddling fucking diet pills and prescription pills remembering the glory days…