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2012

20

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Lingerie Pics for Twitter of the Day

Disney girl with a bad face but a decent body from working out to compensate for her bad face has posted some lingerie pics to twitter in efforts to diversify her image…so the world how wild she is….pretend to be a sex symbol you all want to fuck….all racy and not G-Rated anymore…cuz this is the future motherfuckers and Ashley Tisdale’s not gonna let Walt keep that chastity belt on her…cuz she knows naked and showing off that body is the best option for her…

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2012

20

Feb

Emily Senko Titties for ALL MAGAZINE of the Day

I’ve never heard of Emily Senko…but turns out I’ve posted on Emily Senko being naked and covered in paint ….but luckily I don’t know who Emily Senko is….because I can she’s an amazing model as far as I’m concerned a legend in the making all because she does one simple thing…and that’s get naked in photoshoots for fashion…all while rocking a great set of tits…sometimes that’s all it takes to make legends…but maybe I’m just getting overly excited by all these pics of her tits…a good way to become a household name…

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2012

20

Feb

Brittney Palmer’s Twitter Bikini of the Day

Here’s UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer trying to stay relevant and in the media…while giving her new fans something to jerk off to or a reason to not stop following her on twitter while riding that Playboy wave….you see cuz BRITTNEY PALMER DID MARCH PLAYBOY …and this is her follow up performance since the pics were leaked…it’s bottom feeding but keep in mind this was a Vegas show girl just a couple years ago…dreaming big dreams of performing…while essentially being a hooker….or stripper…I saw Showgirls I know how it all went down….

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2012

20

Feb

Courtney Stodden Does the Marilyn For Presidents Day of the Day




What a clever little bottom feeder….she’s so thematic with her stunts…whether it be a sexy santa claus for Christmas, a half naked slut in love for Valentines Day or Marilyn Monroe panty flashing for Presidents day, she must have a real team of expert PR people behind her, helping her craft her genius into a legit career….it is idiot, obvious, pathetic, irritating that it is working, but entertaining that it is working, cuz it remids us how fucking stupid America is for allowing this kind of thing to make it in the tabloids and on TV…it is ridiculous…and maybe that’s why people are watching this stripper trash who can’t be 16….cuz she looks too washed up and 30.


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2012

20

Feb

Kate Upton Did Saturday Night Live of the Day

I know Kate Upton is a chubby assed, sloppy tit, bad faced twat who is only on the cover of SI because she became an internet sensation with pervert college kids who never dealt with tits before….and SI wants to sell fucking copies and get fucking traffic to their billion dollar hustle….

It amazes me that SNL is still on the air….but more importantly how boring people are….I was out drinking hard with crackheads at some college party this past saturday and managed to hit my twiter – when checking what was trending…SNL was…that means the masses were at home watching this garbage…either twitter is filled with 15 year old suburb kids in basements….or unhappy married people who don’t go out to get fucked up….

SNL Sucks and So does Kate Upton….so I didn’t watch the shit cuz I hate everything about the shit…notice the work I go to for you assholes…

Here’s some Kate Upton Bikini for Beach Bunny….I still this overrated as fuck….but this is why people notice her…

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2012

20

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the stepNEWS….even on president’s day….but that’s probably cuz I am in canada and dont’ have presidents day…..or maybe it is just cuz the stepNEWS is awesome….

Woman Upset She Ate Bull Testicles At Pizza Shop
A Virginia woman believes that a local pizzeria didn’t do a good enough job of letting her know what she was eating when she ordered their ‘Blue Bell’ pizza that included bull testicles as a topping.

Black Man Sentenced To Prison For Hate Crimes Against Interracial Couple
Carl and Susan Smith were shocked to find out that the person that was sending them racist hate mail was, Glenn E. Morgan, a black man who has a PHD. Morgan was sentenced to 90 days in a federal prison for his hate mail.

Man Burns NJ Flag In Protest Of Whitney Houston Tribute
John Burn, a Michigan father of a solider killed in the line of duty burned the state flag of New Jersey out of protest that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie ordered flags to fly at half-staff to honor Whitney Houston.

Caught on Tape: Beef Burglar
A Florida man was caught breaking into a supermarket and stealing $75 worth of meat, doing $500 in damage in the process.

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2012

20

Feb

Lea Michele, the dude from Glee, in a Bikini in Cabo of the Day

I like to call Lea Michele the dude from Glee because I feel like she has the sex appeal of a dude…and more importantly…in the 5 minutes I saw of Glee all the dudes were pretty much little poofter women…making me think the only one hard enough to stick his dick, whether a strap on or traditional, was this hard faced little show tune singing monkey…..and that is why it makes me laugh everytime a dude says she’s hot…because I know that’s just marketing…but more importantly I know she looks like this….

So obviously they are gay…and if they aren’t they might as well be….cuz they’re watching Glee…whether forced by their wife or not….and that means they pack a fucking vagina in their shorts….

Who cares….here’s her ass and leg shot in twitter….that aren’t as bad as I thought they were…cuz I don’t have to look at that face…


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2012

20

Feb

India Reynolds for Loaded March 2012 of the Day

I don’t know much about India Reynolds and I don’t really think I need to …what she does is pretty basic and we’ve seen it before…she gets topless for UK Men’s magazines like she is doing here in loaded…showing off her big tits and skinny bodies….cuz that is the future of men’s magazines…or maybe it is the past of men’s magazines…since before there was Maxim and all the other non naked photoshoots, there was something called Playboy that did pretty alright for themselves, for the simple reason that dudes love tits…

So these bitches like India Reynolds may not be celebs, they may be low level at best, but they show their tits on their quest to be known or for some money and that makes them important to me….far better than what most busty bitches who I don’t get to see in pictures topless….so I for one am glad India Reynolds and all those other twats exist….

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2012

20

Feb

Rihanna’s TItties for a Fashion Show of the DAy

I don’t know what’s going on here with Rihanna’s titties in a dress she wore to a fashion show…but I know that I like it…even if said titties are totally out of proportion with the rest of her…namely her thighs and ankles…and even if said titties probably hang like a set of pecs on a tranny who hasn’t got implants yet, but who is instead countin on some hormone therapy to make him a woman….and that’s not to say Rihanna’s a dude, or a tranny….it’s to say her tits aren’t the best and that doesn’t mean I don’t like her willingness to let us see her tits and nipple rings in picture almost as much as I like her willingness to get beat the fuck up by dudes for press….She’s a versatile titty artist….now I just wish her music was as interesting since it is always on the fucking radio polluting my brain….


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2012

20

Feb

Miley Cyrus Stupid Tattoo of the Day

“Love Never Dies” is the tattoo that I am pretty sure she didn’t cross-reference that statement with her dad and mom during their lengthy divorce before being all teen rebel and doing stupidity for her boyfriend who she will probably get knocked up by in the next 6 months if she’s not already pregnant…..typical white trash country girl behavior….

What I find a little unsettling is how needy and love obsessed this bitch is…last month I posted her in concert preaching some about her life purpose being to spread the message of love and her twitter says: “I am human and I need to be loved.” and now this tattoo…She’s some needy emo bitch with some serious voids she needs filled…unfortunately…she’s not needy or daddy issued enough to put that being filled on tape for us to all get down to….She makes me feel uncomfortable…

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