Christina Hendricks strategically hid her fatness by making her big fat tits explode out of her dress….cuz I guess they have a slimming effect…while also being the only thing anyone really notices or cares about when it comes to Christina Hendricks….I’m sure there’s a good mix of photoshop…girdles…spanx and harnesses….straps…master cleanses….fasting for days before this shoot that also went into these pics….but I guess we should just focus on the end product of nutty cleavage….
I find it funny that instead of gracing billboards on the side of the highway along with the caption “Convicted Sex Offender”….or on pamphlets sent out to the neighborhood when she buys a new house so that parents lock up their kids…you know since Selena Gomez fucks dudes who are underage….she’s in Cosmo along with articles I can only assume are about how to finger your man….I’ve seen cosmo, I know the smut it peddles…I just never thought they’d sexualize a sex offender…but that’s probably cuz I never really think about Cosmo…since I’m not a 16 year old girl….but like Selena Gomez….I like them….we should hang out.
Penelope Cruz really fucked us on this PETA campaign…she’s supposed to get naked for fur, not give fur the cold shoulder…what a fucking rip off…but the good news is that she’s recently had a kid and isn’t the big bird nosed Penelope Cruz she once was….making these non nude pics of her not getting naked for fur a nice gesture on PETA’s part…but then again, I’m into seeing all bitches naked…and not strategic naked that’s like they aren’t even naked….I’m talking fully spread eagled and ready for entry….
Here s a compilation of her nude scenes that brought her from Spain to America to make up for PETA’s Fail….
You say psoriasis plaques…I say AIDS lesions….but unfortunately, as vile and polluted as she is…we’re not lucky enough for her to have a terminal disease…
But here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian’s disgusting skin disorder that I like to use to remind anyone out there who still thinks she is hot…even after she’s dragged herself through the mud, and I don’t mean in her sex tape where she was getting fucked by a black guy…not motivated by equal opportunity or Black History Month….but by greed and her personal gain….I mean by making America think she is the spawn of the devil who represents all things wrong in America….a skin disorder I wish was the start of the Flesh eating disease…that spends the next month eating away all all her flesh….until she no longer exists…you know just a pile of thick bones….
These pictures annoy me….but then again so does everything Tyler Shields does….
For those of you who don’t know, or care, Tyler Shields is supposed to be this high concept photography artist genius at least by Hollywood standards cuz his dad is probably a famous producer or some shit…but still gets work and press for is “wild” and “crazy” shoots that take about as much thought and as about as high concept as a pile of bullshit to shock….he’s only interesting cuz the people in the pics are famous…or semi-famous..or Demi Lovato.. because the general public are fucking retards….so as his career grows for being full of shit and a lie….he’s pumping out crap like this…of Demi Lovato…chubby Demi Lovato…without showing off the one important thing about herother than her bi-polar disorder….her tits…
Blake Lively, better known as the D-Lister who fucks A-Lister men, is showing us why those guys who could potentially fuck anyone, waste their time with her, because prior to these pictures for Elle Magazine, I just assumed they shared the same publicist and this was their effort to bring her from Gossip Girl to big movies like she was Angelina Jolie or some shit…so it has been decided…Blake Lively looks fucking hot….
I hate the paparazzi…not so much the immigrants taking the pictures…but the agencies who control the pictures, who sell the pictures, and who work with the publicists to find out where the celebrities are when they aren’t staging pictures to get attention…..
They are the scum of the earth, they are trying to sue all the blogs cuz they feel that their pictures aren’t public, but that the celebs they take pictures are, and it’s a fucking scam….that fuels a stupid fucking industry…..
So since I think Paparazzi and celebrity gossip is fucking retarded – part of the reason I do this site…I’ve decided to partake in it by reporting to you that Ashley Greeen’s handler calls her Ash….a revelation on par with Brad Pitt feeding the kids Soda, or any other idiotic caption you’ve read this week that made you go “who fucking cares”….
Here’s a video of Christina Milian’s ass with some more genius conversation from the paparazzi in efforts to make this post worth looking at…but the idiot paparazzi didn’t follow the ass as it walked by them…every dude knows when a girl walks by..you fucking follow….idiots….but I guess that was expected based on their career choices…
I’m a little slow on these pictures and I don’t even know why I feel compelled to post them…but they are of new mom Jessica Alba that were in Australia Instyle this past January…and they could have been shot pretty much any fucking time…but I’m gonna assume they are after her second baby….so I figure my motivation is trying to understand how she pulled off this pantsless leotard looking onesie shit…without having a fleshy pile of mom pussy sticking out the sides…is it photoshop…or is Alba a freak of nature…or more importantly…does Alba just get a C-Section like every smart girl trying to maintain her pussy’s appearance and tightness….not that it matters since my dick is so small, even an infant’s vagina is loose on me….but I like wasting my days thinking about these idiotic things…thanks for joining me.
I know you’re all sitting their in fear that Snooki may have got fed after midnight or sprayed with water…and her gremlin monster babies are about to pollute our world….reminding us that the Mayans did warn us of the end of the world by the end of 2012…and that it’s quite possible this is what they were talking about…..
But…as expected…it was just a publicity stunt, maybe a classic case of “Broken Telephone”….where someone in the public washroom overheard her while she was taking a shit say something like “come on baby, get out of my belly”….or maybe it was a classic case of short fat bitch all round in what could either be uterus or gut….and who really cares…it’s Snooki….why am I talking about her….more importantly why do I know she exists…..
I guess what I’m getting at is that we’re safe for now….but unless someone doesn’t give her a back alley hysterectomy…. we’re all at risk..
