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2022

14

Oct

Denise Richards Skinny Dip of the Day

I like to document Denise Richards on her quest to be an old timer whore that didn’t feel the need to leave her nudes in the past, you know before she was a 60 year old rotten pile of silicone and flesh….

I used to think it was funny that she would jump into the OnlyFans selling nude things because she couldn’t find other work and I felt she was probably failing at luring subscribers, even though I know that fanboys are fucking loyal, and there’s enoygh 40+ socially awkward freaks to throw 10-100 bucks a month her way out of sympathy or because they never got over their love…

But then I realized that OnlYFans probably paid her a large up front sum of money to get on board and deliver a specific amount of content for marketing, so she doesn’t need to be chasing the 20 dollar subscribers, and taht made me sad….it took the pathetic I wanted out of it, but it’s still shameful and disgusting, so I guess still pathetic, just not AS pathetic.

This is her ass in her pool at what is probably her rich person house, and it’s pretty brave of her knowing that chlorine probably burns the sores…..

Not enough asshole, not enough dried, leathery, old, used, dead pussy, but it’s an old ass in the pool and that’s something.

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2022

14

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Offs are a lot of fun and in this era of everything is fake, so important for the integrity of our democracy, because we just never know what is true and what is fabricated by illusions, fake shit like injections, or aggressive shapewear clothing…

The integrity of the hot chick depends so much on whether the it is because of the integrity of the spandex shapewear that misguides us and this is not anything new…the push-up bra, the girdle, the yoga pant were all early to the make a clothed bitch look hotter than she is naked and as time has gone on, where social media has turned all these bitches think they are the host of their own tv shows becaue they either zoom all day for work, or sell nudes on social media, shit has become more aggressive, money has been invested into getting more aggressive clothing to fake your body, Kim K is a billionaire with her gross ass body because of her brand, making the ON OFF so much more important, put your money where your ass is, but do it in video, because photoshop is real too….

Basically, the internet is a lie, clothing is a lie and we’re just truth seekers trying to get to the bottom of it.

On/Off is the Answer.

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2022

14

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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There’s an old joke that fishnet stockings are a way to let people know you’re a catch, but we all know that’s not true because some real vile girls wear fishnets, they don’t really require a license and if anything some of these people squeezed into the fishnets, exploding out of each mesh hole, need to be saved from the fishnet, like when you see people cutting a sea turtle or a beached seal out of the fishing net it’s all wrapped up in…you know….totally unnatural for them to be in those fishnets but doing it because that’s where the society has gone thanks to the pollution from people who don’t care about the earth as a whole or humanity, they’re just there to make money….

It’s one of those, just because they make the fishnet, doesn’t mean you should wear the fishnet…but then there are the girls who make the accessible drug store fetish gear look good, so you gotta focus on the hotness not the trash trying to be the hotness not realizing they are the trash, because dudes are still willing to fuck them or tell them they are hot, in hopes of getting laid, because when it comes to getting laid, dudes will say anything.

Here’s some fishnets.

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2022

14

Oct

Sabrina Carpenter Upskirt of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is some very popular on social media child star who I guess was created by Disney and who does that whole triple threat thing because they can make money from being on TV or in Movies, along with being an influencer but made even better when you have a pop song, ideally one that goes viral on tiktok, because you can tour that shit and get all the ticket sales, merch sales and song royalties…you see, it’s about finding every angle to squeeze every penny out of every fan, even in these inflation times, because squeezing people who can’t afford this shit when you’re famous and sitting on a pile of money is fun to these people….like a sick rich person game….that instead of giving their music to the people for free involves RAPING their fucking wallets because they are unable to say no to spending the money they don’t have, it’s brainwashing, it’s conditioning, it’s evil….but at least her concert gives motherfuckers some free upskirt shots, I mean if that was on OnlyFans, it’d probably cost more than a concert ticket, so I guess Sabrina Carpenter isn”t all that bad, it’s really her team and the machine that created her that’s badd, she’s just there for the fun and for the upskirt flashing, which I guess is THE FUN…

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2022

14

Oct

Feminist Friday of the Day

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These women are just braless, which is probably more a testament to being into comfort, or being into showing full tit without wearing aggressive harnesses like they are in some sort of BDSM fetish video at some BDSM fetish sex party, because any dude who has tried to take off a bra will know, that shit is fucking medeival torture devices, when life is just so much simpler without them….

I just like using the braless trend of girls liking comfort and showing off some tit to shit on feminism, because I don’t subscribe to girls reducing themselves to fuck holes as being feminism, it’s actually prostitution which we frown upon even if we need sluts to keep the content we jerk off to flowing, it just means we shouldnn’t respect sluts like they are doctors saving AIDS babies, assuming AIDS is real….getting naked for money is about the easiest thing a bitch can do….

But all these girls think that it’s feminism because they are gaming lame ass dudes into GIFTING them hoping that they can get somewhere with them, while they laugh….

I saw a meme of an OnlyFans girl who was gifted a Tesla, probably a viral stunt, but basically, it’s out of fucking control, men need to put that energy in worthy women, but as long as they INCEL, they’ll never figure it out….STOP BUYING INTO IT….grow a pair.

So yeah, feminist agenda of being single forever, not settling down, not breeding despite being wired to breed, getting abortions, random hook-up sex and selling nudes to suckers, or working for the man at some corporate job so you can pay taxes, sounds like a fucking scam everyone hopped onto….

Which is why I like to take this post, a post about braless tits, there…..people need to be reminded! Feminism is the fall of society and an attack on women!!

Braless tits are great though.

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2022

14

Oct

Rowan Blanchard Tits of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard was a Disney Kid who I guess was on Boy Meets World, the Girls Meets World years, but I could be wrong, because I’m going off memory and obviously didn’t watch that show and I only knew it existed because Maitland Ward was able to leverage it to get back in the minds of her pervert fans, that she slowly got racier and racier for in her content, eventually making 50k a month on her Patreon, which at the time was a huge and shocking amount of money, but that in this era of OnlYFans is dog shit, and I’m sure that in this era of Maitland Ward since she’s got full porno star, which isn’t that much of an accomplishment and was actually done very late in her career, is likely shit money to what she’s probably making now as she gets deep dicked….

The point is, I know of Rowan Blanchard because she went on some Rum Springa, likely paid for and curated by her team at Disney, to help seem edgy by doing weird hipster style nudes for instagram, like some industry girl gone rogue, but not rogue at all, because months into it, she got cast to be on another show….

They don’t buy these kids to lose them to Brooklyn Hipster nudes, the Brooklyn Hipster nudes at 18 is to make the fan base think she’s going through what they are going through, it’s all just marketing to kids manipulation…

Anywya, this blonde chick is apparently her on Facetime with some chick, since she’s bi-sexual as she has to be to push the agenda, they may masturbate together on facetime, and this is the foreplay, skimpy bikini tops…and I’ll watch it go down since she doesn’t look as nerdy and ratty as she did when she first decided to get racy.

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2022

14

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties, or as I like to call them, period diapers, that unlike the diapers you wear so that you don’t have to get off the couch from playing your videogames all weekend, are actually worth looking at, because they are still on girl ass instead of your hairy ass….

I don’t know if dudes actually discriminate against full back panties, it seems like the bikini brief underwear got the same treatment as the bush, where dudes were just conditioned to think they weren’t hot, so when they’d see a bush or a full back panty, the’d go “ewwwwww”…..but that’s about the least masculine thing you can do, maybe that was the start of the feminization of the American male, make them grossed out by a pussy because it has hair…..sounds about right becasue cavemen would just FUCK the shit raw and wouldn’t care if they knocked it up int the process, the way nature intended….THAT IS HOW WE ENDED UP HERE….some pervert caveman came in a bitch and probably wasn’t too involved in our caveman ancestor’s upbringing, their job was spread the seed knowing 80 percent of their offspring would die…..and now we have men lining up and planned parenthood for vastectomiess to support abortion baby killing or some shit….WWHAT A WORLD…..

So yeah, real men don’t care about the panty style, or even how soiled the panty is, we’ll take it off with our mouths for the chance to shove our dick, no matter how insignificant and tiny our dicks are, in it…..and that’s the energy you need to have when celebrating girls in their underwear….

PANTY RAID…

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2022

14

Oct

WWE’s Cathy Kelley’s Golf Swing Ass Flash of the Day

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Her name is Cathy Kelley and I’ve never heard of her because I am not one of those manchilds who is obsessed with WWE, but for as long as I can remember, I have known many grown men, a lot were Italian, who just fucking lived and breathed WWE into their adult years, which is pretty funny since it’s fake and the storylines aren’t that great and even the chicks they threw into the mix to make the experience less queer were some low hanging fruit looking bitches, but it’s a multi billion dollar empire, so clearly, what I like or think is worthy content isn’t representative of the middle of the road American….

Anyway, Cathy Kelley is a backstage interviewer for the WWE that has been working for WWE for 6 years, but 2 of those years were on hiatus before her 2022 return….she’s apparently also a podcaster, who isn’t,, with Maria Menounos’ podcast network, which should make you wonder or imagine them scissoring as girls who work together do, and she’s a member of MENSA, yeah I’m going through her wikipedia right now, so what, I don’t know this bitch…

I do know that she took to social media for a golf swing, because golf influencing is gold, it seems like every slut who needs an angle, and I guess every accomplished journalist and Mensa member knows that if they do a golf swing or golf content they’ll go viral, because golf bros are SIMPS like that…..

Luckily our girl CATH does her GOLF swing better because she flashes her full ass….

This was sent in by our friend WILLIE, who has his finger on the pulse of slutty WWE journalists showing the world her ass, which is the kind of friend we all need. THANKS WILLIE!

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2022

14

Oct