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2012

17

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Blue Monday didn’t kill me….either did last night’s drinking…but it probably will…

I wish someone figured out how to farm women like McDonalds farms chickens…Breast heavy, caged and unable to run…

I don’t know what that means, but I hope I don’t get a herpes outbreak before the AVN awards….it’ll make hooker fucking not all that challenging….cuz herpes to them is just part of business

Here’s some morning links while I deal with my morning dying on the inside….

This Must Be What It Looks Like When You Fly – VIDEO
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20 Most Unimaginable Flukes of Nature in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Sexiness to Tuesday
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Yvonne Strahovski Pulls an Ashley Greene for Bottled Beverage
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Work Out Chick FAIL – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Big Titted Slut in a Barely There Bikini
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Kim Kardashian & Kris Jenner Busted Faking Scenes in Dubai
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The Best Live Cam Shows, This I Promise You
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Girl Shoves Four Fingers Up Her Ass
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The 15 Hottest Women at the 2012 Golden Globes
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Some Dude Kicked Some Old Ladie’s Ass At a Chuck E Cheese. True Story
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The Source for the Best Porn on the Internet
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Posted in:MHD

2012

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the DAy

Today is Stepfather’s Day…apparently…I wouldn’t know cuz no one got me shit or even wished me a good one….maybe it’s cuz Martin Luther King out shines it….or maybe it’s cuz no one gives a fuck about stepfathers…they just see us as guys trying to replace their dad….who can legally fuck them when they turn 18 or younger depending where you are from….cuz there’s no law against fucking a bitch you’ve been a father to since she was 3 and mommy was lonely….but more importantly if you raised her right, she’ll know just what gets you off and she’ll be into abortions….and the no retard babies is good too…

That said…here are the stepLINKS


AMBER HEARD SEXINESS OMG
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Lindsay Lohan Party Crasher With Amazing Tits and I Am Not Surprised?
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Live Web Cams Bring the Sexy
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Bitch in Booty Shorts and a Bra has a Workout Fail…
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Reese Witherpoon Looking Hot…I hate that I just Said That..
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Cat Caught Barking
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Miranda Kerr Ridiculous Tits
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This Corinna Bitch is Perfection…
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Fantasy Cheerleader Squad
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Truck Cheats Death!
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Ahhhhhh Nicole Sparks
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Girl on Girl: Lisa Marie and Jessica Vaugn
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The 20 Hottest Chicks In Leather From Movies
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Miranda Kerr Is Absolutely Stunning
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Free Cam Shows. Have Yourself Some Fun
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Narcissistic Old Queen vs. Narcissistic Old Queen – With Video
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Amateur Tits On the Web Cam – VIDEO
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Fantasy Cheerleader Squad: The 30 Hottest of All Time
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Heather Graham And Jessica Stroup Lesbian Kiss In BROKEN
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Rhianna Looks Dumpy in a Long Skirt and Glasses
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Minka Kelly in Purple Pants
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Jessica Biel’s Saggy Third Tit
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Luisana Lopilato is All Laid Out
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A Gallery of Small Titties
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The Next Casey Anthony: Teenage Mother Stabs Newborn To Death, Stuffs Body In Closet [Video]
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Gotta Love a Super Sexy Redhead
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Super Horny Office Slut – VIDEO
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Glamour Babe Uma
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Georgia Salpa – Lingerie Photoshoot
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Leggy Babe on the Beach
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Red Carpet Fashion Busts @ 2012 Golden Globes
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Super Nasty Wedding Game – VIDEO
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Cindy Jogs and Gets Nude For the Camera
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Hello Emma Glover
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Free Gynecology Exam – VIDEO
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Meghan Ory Films A Scene For ‘Once Upon A Time’
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This Guy May Be Khloe Kardashian’s Real Father
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And MOre Miranda Kerr
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The Penguin Dilema
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Horrific Voices in Sports
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Kim Kardashian’s Ridiculous Tits
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Nikita’s Big Crazy Tits
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Insane Video of a Tubing Crow
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Charlize Theron in a Hot Titty Grabbing Photoshoot
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Negro Please! Get The Fuck Over Yourself
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Some Jessica Alba Ass Crack. Her Sunnier Side
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Crazy Homemade Synthesizer
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Saved By The Bell – Inappropriate Woo-ing
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Hot Bitch Named Caesaria Showing Her Furry Tight Cunt
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The Hottest Football WAGs
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Irina Shayk Topless Side Boob Is Classy Shit!
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Eva Longoria Is Fucking Sexy. For A Mexican Cleaning Lady
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Rihanna Gets High In Hawaii. Has A Great Ass While Doing It
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Hayden Panettiere Has Some Heavy Tits For Such A Small Girl
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Megan Fox in a New Movie Tralier
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Kanye West Banging Kim Kardashian Doggy Style.
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I like Alba’s Ass in Jeans
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A Whole Lot of Cable TV Nudity
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Riley Steel’s Hot Naked Twitpics….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

16

Jan

Lara Stone Great Tits No Ass in a White Bikini of the Day

These idiots tried to sue me when I posted pictures of their honeymoon, so I kinda hate them for that but unfortunately, Lara Stone, a dutch model, has some of the most amazing tits in fashion, I’ve posted them HERE and HERE so it makes it hard for me to really hate her…no to mention I don’t know her, never will know her, and couldn’t really give less of a shit about her…and if anything…it just makes me want to befriend this couple on their get the wife pregnant vacation cuz I don’t deserve such a hot pussy…hence all the kissing tour….and that’s only to stare at her tits in person…but I guess I’m better off just staring at her tits in pictures…cuz they are everywhere, it is more accessible and less wor….and it gets their lawyers so angry…when really the only thing they should be angry about is that she has no ass…

Posted in:Lara Stone

2012

16

Jan

Selena Gomez’s Ass Goes Grocery Shopping of the Day

Some of the hottest pussy goes through the grocery store…my theory is that it is because we all have to eat…even the anorexics….cuz otherwise we’d die…making the grocery store the second best place to loiter besides the liquor store when they are handing out samples…

Either way, it’s a great place for hot moms, single girls on their way home from the gym buying bananas for what I can only assume is the nights nutritious entertainment when done entertaining….but more importantly it’s a great place for teenage girls and sex offenders…or in Selena Gomez’s case…Teenage girls who are sex offenders…

Here’s her young slutty booty…with her woman…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

16

Jan

Rose McGowan Gives the Finger of the Day

Rose McGowan….you’ve got a bad attitude….if you really hated the paparazzi…why the fuck don’t you live in Canada…or somewhere less Hollywood….giving them the finger…is mean. The paparazzi are classy immigrants just trying to live the American dream…one creppy photo at a time…there’s no need to get pissed off…it’s not like they are hiding in your closet or on your fire escape or going through your garbage…but that may be because you haven’t been in a movie in a long time…but that’s no reason to be a jerk…it’s not their fault you’ve changed your face since your car accident or that you broke up with the director future husband who always cast you…and the real issue in all this is why won’t you add me as a facebook friend….cuz I still find you hotness…funny lips and botox or not….you still have great tits…even if you have a bad bratty attitude…

Yes..I just wrote a post as a letter to Rose McGowan…and no I’m not humilated by it…cuz I have no shame…

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2012

16

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Does Shorts of the Day

Ugly face Ashley Tisdale isn’t so bad when she’s dressed like a fucking hipster in little short shorts showing off her legs she works so hard to keep thin and fit…or maybe I’m just into this cuz of her greasy or wet hair…looking like she either just had a shower…or more likely why I find it erotic…like a crack whore ready to suck dick for a warm shower….cuz it’s been a frew months and it is time….and who really knows…the bigger issue at hand is why the fuck I post pics of useless barely celebs in shorts like it matters…I need help people…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2012

16

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some great stuff going on in the NEWS….the world is insane…doomed and really entertaining…

Alleged Rape Victim Arrested For Not Testifying
An alleged rape victim in San Antonio was arrested for failing to show as a witness for the defense in the trail of an alleged rapist.

Arizona Man Wants Cheating Wife Prosecuted By Police For Cheating
An Arizona man learned that adultery is a crime in Arizona and had his wife arrested when condoms went missing.

Man Followed Home From Strip Club And Robbed
A Connecticut man was followed home from Kahoots strip club and robbed when a pair of men saw him flashing money at the club.

Student Disciplined For Report On Bomb Building
An Oklahoma school called police after giving a student compliments on an paper he wrote about how to build a pressure bomb.

Paris Art Gallery Outraged By Models
The Musee d’Orsay in Paris is threatening legal action against the French lingerie company Etam as part of a flash ad campaign.

Deputy Caught on Video Striking Woman
Internal investigations were under way today into an incident involving a 42-year-old woman seen in a video being struck by a Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy on a bus in Bellflower.

Beer Theft Fails Because Of Getaway Vehicle
A pair of beer thieves in Texas learned the hard way that an RV doesn’t make a good getaway car when committing a crime. The two criminals were quickly arrested.

Transplant Heart Dropped
A pair of clumsy medics dropped a transplant heart moments after the helicopter transporting the donor organ landed in a Mexico City.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

16

Jan

Karlie Kloss for Numero of the Day

Karlie Kloss was the featured model in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show….who they played up as the Victoria’s Secret virgin they pulled out of the mid-west and offered to launch her like she was a tribal village dwelling Brazilian they bought for 2 donkeys and a bag of beads like Adriana Lima…but the truth is, her skinny frame, that wasn’t build for modeling lingerie, but that was build for modeling eating disorder campaign pamphlets to hand out to high school girls….was a model before…part of an agency, doing fashion runway shit and covers of fashion magazines, and here she is in a photoshoot video for Numero….I didn’ watch it…but it may be hot…who knows…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2012

16

Jan

Codie Young Showing Tit in Lingerie for Black Magazine of the Day

This is my first post on size zero model Codie Young…who is in this great photoshoot in the cemetery like a goth for something called Black Magazine…that she’s in panties and more importantly showing nipple in…which is standard for fashion models…but not so standard for 18 year old fashion models…cuz it usually takes a couple of years in the industry to realize you get no where without showing tit…and her fast moving, mature take on her work…while other 18 year olds are only showing tit for their boyfriends…and her willingness to get that picture for her careeer, cuz flashing tits is fun regardless of getting paid for it, especially when you are doing it in such a classy, artistic and respectful way…at least that’s what you tell youself…while the end conclusion still remains….that I still get to see titty….and now so do you…

Posted in:Codie Young

2012

16

Jan

Laura Wiggins in Shameless of the Day

Shameless is a great concept for a show…obviously…not from America….but anothing UK rip off…which doesn’t bother me cuz it’s a story of a drunk, degenerate, with a family he can’t support, cuz he’s too busy drinking, and getting in trouble for his drinking….

THey didn’t pay me to say that…I just fell I can relate to it and I like that finally someone has paved the way for me….like that midget from Gang of Thrones thanked the Little People Big World and the Munchkins from Wizard of Oz for paving the way for him last night…

That said…. TITS ON TV ….is an even better concept…something I need, support, approve of and that I’m happy about…it’s taken years to get here, but we’ve almost broken down the taboo…and humanity can now feel human…by not being subject to censored oppressive content..

Here’s a clip of Laura Wiggins, I posted her tits in Shameless before….I said she’s 22 and looks 13…which is enough for you to enjoy here….so watch.

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