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2004

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Dec

I am – Ashlee’s Beer Belly

Ashlee isn’t hot. Is it her nose or her singing talent. Is it both..

I like her beer belly though and the way she is Pop Lockin’

I think she is rebelling against her pedophile/molesting dad

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and

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Looking at what an accident did to left eye

today’s hot dead celeb is Lisa “left eye” Lopez, she was chasing waterfalls, and some fat guy convinced her to get in a barrel…it was a bad scene. For the record I wasn’t that fat guy.


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2004

07

Dec

I am – Tennis Underwear

Ana Kournikova is a whore. We all know that and love her for it.
Here is a clip of her playing tennis – with red underwear… that little whore..
I love you

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Lohan on Coke with a Tit Hanging Out

This is from the New York Daily News Gossip Column….

Note – Lohan’s Tit fell out of her shirt, but nobody has a picture of it. Which is too bad, because I can never get enough Lohan Tit and Lohan Puffy Nipple

Also Note – The bathroom comment, where her friends brought her a drink in the bathroom… maybe the coke was cut with some laundry or some shit, and Lohan needed to wash down the burning feeling in the back of her throat. Point of the story is that Everyone does coke, it’s just more fun when it is an 18 year old triple threat in the making…
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Lindsay Lohan, pop star

Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid were shopping and partying with a vengeance in L.A. recently. But even without her best pal, Lindsay knows how to bring off a Tara-esque wardrobe malfunction.
You remember a few weeks ago, when Reid’s mammary escaped in front of photographers at Sean (P. Diddy) Combs’ birthday party. So there was Lohan in New York, dancing at Marquee, when one of her breasts popped out. Cool Lindsay just tucked the offending breast back in, making the maneuver look like some hip new dance move.

Curiously, the 18-year-old actress, who came over after dinner at Megu, seemed to prefer to do her drinking not in the bar, but the ladies’ room. A spy says friends handed her an iced drink before she returned to get her groove on outside.

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Triple Threat

Lohan
Is
A Triple Threat

1 – an actress
2- a singer
3- an aids infected fuck slut

Although the first two aren’t so threatening to someone like me… the last one is an issue and a serious threat.

She performed on some morning show here

I would say the mic looks better when it’s my cock, but in this case… it looks better when it’s your cock… I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick is the expression..

Here

UPDATE HER TRIPLE THREAT IS HERPES NOT AIDS

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Freckles

I got this off some blog somewhere – I would give credit but I really have no clue where it is from. No one reads drunkenstepfather, so I guess it really doesn’t matter….

Point of the story is that freckles are disgusting and I am glad Lohan realizes this and is taking action. I don’t know about you, but I am not attracted to girls with shit stains all over their bodies. If I wanted shit stains I would date my dirty underwear collection.

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Miss Lohan apparently is obsessed with getting rid of her freckles, so she is allegedly spending around 3,000 dollars a month on an expensive bleaching cream. A jar of the cream costs about a hundred dollars, and Lohan uses a jar a night. The process involves applying the cream to the parts of your skin that you want to bleach, and wearing it overnight. –

Lohan is getting ready to become a crappy cross-over artist with her album “Speak”, due out in stores Tuesday. She is also been recently hospitalized for “exhaustion” and “working herself too hard”. Lohan’s follow up treatment includes alcohol, clubbing, and trying to cover up her mysteriously smaller breasts. Marijuana blunts are also debated as pain reliever, but have not been confirmed as of yet.source: the shipper report.

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Smuck

This is the spam of the day….

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: psccdnghoapw@emailaccount.com
Subject: Hey Stud

Message:

Hey Hunk , I am Ashley.I found your email on the dating site..+
My husband is a smuck! , I want secret excitement
Here is the site I spend my free time on, find me here:
http://www.findfunhere.com/members/464151.php
under Ashley87

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2004

06

Dec

I am – Gayer Than Bicycle Short

In this case I am gayer than full on bicycle outfits.
I am sure this guy’s mother is the one behind the camera
and i don’t know about you
but that get me hard.

HERE

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2004

06

Dec

I am – Hot Asian Rump

So our japanese friends might be stuck up sometimes, but they sure know how to make a fashion statement. The latest japanese craze has the kimono queens prancing around Tokyo in skirts that look like they’re see through…what a hit!

Now you can fix your girlfriend’s unpleasant fat ass with a mere 40$ skirt. Let her eat all she wants, but remember, you are not sticking it to the skirt!

Check it!

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2004

06

Dec

I am – Jewish Ass

Natalie Portman has a nice jewish ass, just like whoopi goldberg…that bitch is hot.

HERE

UPDATE: THE VIDEO IS HERE

HERE

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