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2011

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Carey Mulligan Bra for W Mag of the Day

Here is Carey Mulligan in a bra on the cover of a magazine like some kind of slut who wants the world to see her in a bra – you know maybe to get back at an ex bf who left her for another girl before she was famous in a “look at me know” hustle…or maybe cuz her dad never hugged her and she has a need to be seen and get noticed to fill that void….I couldn’t tell you cuz this is about all I know of this bitch…and I’m not about to do any background research cuz she doesn’t matter….nothing matters…it is xmas…go fuck lonely sluts….stop jerking off on the internet…

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2011

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Sophie Reade, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and a Very Topless Trashy Nuts Christmas of the Day

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Here’s a good way to class up Christmas…get a handful of stripper looking trashy twats from the UK to dress up in Christmas themed lingerie on a Christmas themed set, doing topless shit, cuz that’s what strippers do, and really I’m not complaining, as much as I only like to fuck with elegant, classy, girls….I like staring at the trash crying for attention as hard as daddy who never hugged them used to hit them….if you know what I mean…

Here’s some pics to help you come to town on your belly….cuz you’re pathetic.

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2011

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Tuuli Shipster Naked for Rankin of the Day

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Tuuli Shipster is naked for fashion…or for Rankin who is apparently some photographer who has a book and has shot her naked before….

I have very limited knowledge of this girl….I just know what her pussy looks like.

She’s 29, South African, tall, and naked…and I think that’s all we really need to know about her.

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2011

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Christina Hendricks Titties for Johnny Walker of the Day

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Christina Hendricks is fat and in being fat she has fat tits and in having fat tits she gets attenion for having titties and not for being fat it is like fat titties are the cure to being fat…fuck dieting…just get a fat chick push up bra…cuz that’s what fucking matters apparently….

So she’s doing some Johnny Walker shit and her cleavage is next level, I had to post it, even though I hate fat chicks and the big fat tits they rode in on, cuz without fat tits, they are just fucking gross….I prefer fat titties on skinny bitches…see cuz my brain blocks out fat chicks, like they don’t exist, cuz my brain doesn’t want to expose me to that kind of shit….but Christina Hendrick’s PR people want to expose me to it….and my brain can’t manage to turn her off even when visualizing all the gross fat chick shits she takes….

so here it is….

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2011

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Tara Reid to Clean Up This Place of the Day

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Every once in a while I feeel dirty….you know too dirty to go on…maybe it has to do with my lack of a shower in a few days…or really a lack of any personal hygiene….or maybe it has to do with the fact that I can smell my own asshole while sitting because I don’t change pants or underwear pretty much ever….or maybe it’s all the unprotected sex I have…cuz condoms are for pussies…or maybe it is more poor diet, no exercise, hard drinking and occassional chain smoking…..but I know whenever I’m feeling my worst in terms of health…all it takes is a glance at perpetual chronic party girl Tara Reid and realize I’m not that bad…cuz I have a few more college spring breaks in me…while Tara Reid and her non-existent career is gonna’ Britney Murphy…just wait and see….

Now that I feel better about me….even though my life isn’t as luxurious as hers…..we can focus on what is important…like the hard truth that she’s not showing off her fucking implants like she’s supposed to…it’s the whole point of getting implants you bikini rockin’ keg standing trash. Get it together woman.

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2011

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Dec

Lady Gaga’s Nude Tony Bennett Sketch of the Day

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So Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga recorded a duet, and I guess during that recording session, Bennett’s better judgement worked against him, he is old, probably tired, and possibly senile, making the idea of stripping down Gaga like like it’s the movie Titanic….make sense to him…or maybe it was just perversion cuz the older I get, the more eager I am to see everyone naked, ugly enough to pretend to be a tranny or a dude or not…I want to see pussy lip….

Apparently this is the masterpiece, that looks like shit, but that is still better than seeeing Gaga naked…cuz that face is enough to make tits and round ass obsolete….her face is the Iphone, her body….blackberry…if you know what I mean….

Next time Bennett need to get some spread eagled shots…that’s what I’m more into seeing….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

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stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the best in local news….because local news is what really matters…like when theives are caught stealing Xmas decorations like they are the grinch…or any dressed like santa related….amazing….

Caught On Tape: Woman Shoots Son In-Law
A woman shot her son in-law in the shoulder and ribs, angry over a bitter custody battle.

Thieves Caught Stealing Christmas Yard Decorations
Two people were caught on camera stealing Christmas decorations from a festive yard display in Florida.

Man Dressed As Santa Drugged Girl In German
A man dressed up as Santa drugged a girl at a Berlin Christmas market, offering them tainted liquor.

VIDEO: Tanker truck explodes in Australia
A gasoline tanker truck delivering gas at an Australia gas station exploded injuring one man.

Accusation Upsets Breastfeeding Woman
A D.C. mother is upset over how she was treated in the hallway of a D.C. government building, she says she was approached by a security officer who told her to stop and accused her of indecent exposure.

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2011

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Naty Chabanenko all Christmas Erotica for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

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Christmas is my porn….It is the only time of year I feel any emotion….not because I am religious, or even because I’m the next Mesiah, but becuase all the music, families, heart warming stories about miracles and family just make me feel good knowing other people out there have happiness….not to mention all those lap sittings….amazing.

So I do whatever I can to masturbate to Christmas related smut, you know just doing my part to contribute….santa can’t be the only one coming to town on his red suit….

Here’s a cute skinny model in Christmas themed clothes for a Christmas themed photoshoot for Lovecat magazine that is porn to me.

Posted in:Naty Chabanenko

2011

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Aida Yespica on the Beach in a Bikini Still of the Day

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This isn’t a “if you notice the guy in the speedo you might be gay” situation….this is a “I can’t help but notice the guy in the speedo becuase he’s ruining a perfectly good pic of a slutty south american with an awesome body in a skimpy bikini” situation….

I still haven’t bothered figuring out who this bitch is, how many kids she has, how many times her pussy was a drug mule, or any of the other things about her, but that doesn’t mean I don’t mind staring at her in a bikini…and neither should you….

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2011

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Dec

Scarlett Johansson’s Black Dress of the Day

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I have spent a lot of time shitting on Scarlett Johansson for being overratted, not nearly as hot as people think she is, maybe boring and raspy and all hype….I have called her dumpy, sloppy, big nosed….and people have actually sent me hate mail calling me a faggot cuz they assume all those things mean I wouldn’t fuck her…when really it just means I fuck hotter girls that her locally….when drunk….

I think these pictures at the We Bought a Zoo Premiere….prove my fucking point….

But in her defense, I am a fan, you know since she leaked nudes and didn’t sue me like the rest of the dumb sluts who leak nudes do….

Awesome.