2011
12
Dec
Everyone made such a big deal about new mom Miranda Kerr wearing the Victoria’s Secret million dollar bra, you know cuz of all the hard marketing that went behind it…but I’m pretty sure I’d rather see her naked any fucking day…..so you can thank Industrie Magazine for making the bitch get naked for fashion…but I’ll just thank her slutty, stripper ways….What a slut…Good times…
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2011
12
Dec
Daisy Lowe has been naked before, so this is nothing new and special, especially considering she’s just being typical of someone who grows up fatherless to seek male attention by stripping and fucking strange men…and I guess that is something I gotta love and support…I mean without daddy issues, where would we be, would I still be a virgin?
The real fun in this naked for fashion, daddy issue slut, is hat I know the backstory and that back story is that she was a surprise that rained on Gwen Stefani’s perfect life parade when her husband Gavin Rossdale failed the paternity test…the stress of the drama that ensued to a cunt like Stefani must have been fucking hysterical…and knowing this tit and pussy is the root of all that…makes her legendary…..
Now here is her vagina…cuz Stefani’s not as good a step parent as me….
Posted in:Daisy Lowe
2011
12
Dec
Kate Upton is a bikini model…She is 19, has huge tits, and is going to be fat in the next few years, just a memory for those of you who like to jerk off to archival footage….so in this small window of opportunity that she has, she needs to be used for what she’s good for…her fucking tits…so when I see her whoring out on twitter with pictures of her in a dress, covered up, not half naked…I have to hate her and call her out for the fraud that she is….and I guess that’s what this post is all about.
Posted in:Kate Upton
2011
12
Dec
Last week I posted these videos of DOUTZEN KROES AND ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO DOING A CHRISTMAS STRIPTEASE FOR LOVE MAGAZINE because their model agency is friends with LOVE MAGAZINE….and because it is Christmas….and part of their hot promotion….but more importantly because I am very on top of these kinds of fashionable things….and today the Candice Swanepoel video is circulating and I’m posting it…Legs in little shorts….kill me….that is all I want for Xmas…seriously…this under my tree would be really let me tap into the true meaning of Christmas…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2011
12
Dec
Mel B squeezed her Eddie Murphy illegitimate baby making body into a tight dress that i thought was see through but that turns out to just be another fat black chick in a dress a few sizes too small for her and if I really needed to see this, I just had to go to fucking Walmart, that shit is filled with both black and white momma’s, all tits out, with fatherless kids in clothes too tight…..but I guess this is actually easier…
Posted in:Mel B
2011
12
Dec
Pauly D got a lap dance from Britney Spears for a second time. I don’t know what the deal is with their relationship…maybe he is on tour with her as her DJ, maybe he is the opening act, maybe they are fucking, maybe she saw him on TV and wanted on of her own, so with a little Britney Money she locked him in….I am not just amazed she’s still performing, I’m amazed she’s alive…I thought she’d be totally suicided thanks to the crazy that stems from being a child star….but here she is money making in Puerto Rico all half naked and ass out…Goodtimes.
Here’s the video…..or at least a segment of the video….
Posted in:Britney Spears
2011
12
Dec
Here is Youtube sensation and International Popstar Shakira…pushing 40 and shaking her Colombian ass, because like Sofia Vergara, cocaine money, or at least the pure Colombian got her where she needed to be…a place where shaking her ass to irritating sounding music on youtube would generate 100,000,000 views….cuz shaking ass is always fun to watch…especially when she was an International popstar….not that it matters…
She was in concert in Madrid…in a variety of outfits…none all that hot…but I don’t care….she’s squatting and I love seeing bitches squat so I’m posting it anyway….
Posted in:Shakira
2011
12
Dec
Stacy Keibler is wearing a tight black dress and showing off her legs George Clooney wants us to believe he wears as a scarf, because there is a strong chance he is more into scarfs for fashion purposes, you know to accent his outfit while singing show tunes with his boys in his Italian Villa….you know all gay like that….cuz only gay guys wear scarfs for fashion…I mean unless it is cold outside then it is every man for his own….you versus the elements and sexuality doesn’t come into play…and the real issue is why I’m not focusing on Keibler wrestling legs….maybe I’m the kind of guy who needs a scarf for fashion if you know what I mean…
Posted in:Stacy Keibler
2011
12
Dec
Here’s the best news feed on the internet according to me!!! This is my kind of Christmas gift that keeps on giving…the herpes of news feeds on the internet….Good times….
Woman Lied About Sexual Assault To Move To New House
In an effort to convince her husband to move to a better neighborhood a prison psychologist staged a break-in and sexual assault.
Illegal Swingers Club Busted In Florida
Neighbors say they suspected something odd was happening at the big house at the end of Brightridge Rd. in Seffner, Florida.
Naked High Speed Chase In Los Angeles
A naked man led police on a high speed chase while driving a Hummer limo
PA Priest Arrested For Looking At Child Porn
A Catholic priest was charged with viewing child pornography on a computer at his church in Churchill, police said Saturday.
Videogame Soccer Celebration: Two Players Kiss After Goal
A glitch in the Electronic Arts FIFA 2012 video game that shows two players kissing after a goal is scored is drawing interest.
Posted in:stepNEWS
2011
12
Dec
Here’s a real fucking surprise….Sofia Vergara was in a tight dress showing off her tits….because that’s all she’s fucking good for…I mean that and getting you the purest cocaine cuz all Colombians no someone in the right place….a someone I assume is the reason she’s famous today…cuz Hollywood runs off cocaine as much as it runs off money…and it would make sense that there were bribes, weapons, and death threats involved in getting this busty, broken english bitch famous…I’m sure there’s a handful of other busty spic bitches out there just as eager and far less damaged…working stripper poles instead of movie executive poles…who cares…tight dress/pictures/dance.
Posted in:Sofia Vergara
