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2011

20

Dec

Doutzen Kroes Hot Photoshoot Vidoe of the Day

I don’t know what this Doutzen Kroes photoshoot is from, I just know I can see her softly lit nipples through her shirt and that’s far more exciting a youtube video of the one I just saw of a nurse jerking off a handicapped Stephen Hawkins person….

What the fuck…..I think watching Doutzen Kroe’s glorious tits is far better an example of why youtube porn is good….or is it? who cares…

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2011

20

Dec

Stacy Keibler Holiday Advice of the Day

I was looking for a video of Stacy Keibler doing some video game promotions in spandex, where the camera man got up in her ass nice and good giving us a great angle you know so we really grasp how effective the videogame is, but I found this ghetto ass video of her giving holiday diet advice and I’m not even sure if it is actually her, because she doesn’t mention anything about faking being on birth control so that you can get knocked up by an A-List actor and spend the rest of your life….set for life….

Then I found the video of her doing some Video Game shit in some Tight clothes….and forgot all about the above video….because her groupie wrestling ass makes it obsolete…

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2011

20

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the fucking news…..I’m like Barbara Walters only I got a wetter pussy and perkier tits.. on my lap…I don’t actually have a pussy or tits…but it’d be funny if I was really a hot chick writing this site the last decade….would make jerking off to my writing less gay….you gay.

Teens trash stores, post video online
It appears the incidents occurred at stores in the Riverview area of Hillsborough County, but investigators say they haven’t gotten any reports from the businesses that were targeted.

Rats Eating Gifts At Post Office
All of the goodies being shipped into New York for the holiday season are providing some tasty treats for rats at one Manhattan post office.

VIDEO: Police Chase Ends in Crash
A police chase ended in a crash on Langford Parkway, Georgia Monday afternoon.

Coach Accused of Having Sex With Student
A former assistant track coach at LaGrange High School in Georgia is charged with having sex with a female student.

Teens Arrested After Recording Assault Of Homeless Man
A videotaped assault on a homeless man has led to criminal charges against a 20-year-old New Jersey man and a 17-year-old boy accused of filming the assault while egging the attacker on.

Fake Bomb Found in Michigan McDonald’s Bathroom
Police in Warren are trying to figure out who left a device that looks like a bomb inside a McDonald’s restaurant near 10 Mile and Hoover. The restaurant was evacuated as a result of the discovery.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

20

Dec

Chloe Green Bikini in Barbados Continues of the Day

Here’s the dumpy bodied rich girl, Chloe Greene, who’s father owns all kinds of shit, and who’s father spends endlessly, but who’s father hasn’t invested in tightening her up….It’s like bitch has had one too many luxury cupcake, or decadent meal, knowing that she’s set of life and can buy a husband when she hits 250 lbs….that’s just how cunty rich girls operate, they always got what they wanted, and they aren’t gonna change anything about themselves….I’ve seen Charlie and the Chocolate factory….I know how this shit works….but I do know she’d be better off taking her fashion industry dad’s models lead…cuz it’d make these pics easier to jerk off to….or whatever it is you idiots do with the shit I post on the site…

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2011

20

Dec

Kids Fucking Up Supermarkets of the Day

This may be the next generation of Jackass / Bam / Ryan Drunk Driver Dunn skater boys Avril Lavigne loves to fuck prior to fame….. taking their shit to what I assume is the next level in their minds, but hardly hardcore enough for me because there is no pussy in the shit…I mean unless you consider these tight pant wearing dudes who skate like bitches running from big scary mall employees pussy….

Sure tripping into boxes is just idiotic…but sometimes, especially around Christmas time, suburban mall angst is all you need to reflect on the year that’s coming to an end and the new one that’s about to start….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

20

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Singing Jingle Bells of the Day

Tis the fucking Season….to watch models showing some cleavage because they are contractually obliged to by the big corporate monster that owns them and that produces shitty content with them that I can’t help but re-post because I’m a fucking sucker for stupid viral video ideas that should fail because they are so obvious but don’t because they feature hot models instead of fat lonely men in masks….

That said….I was just talking to the Victoria’s Secret social media person and she rejected my request to have the models personally wish me a merry xmas….by sitting on my lap while I massage their tits…and I don’t know whether to be happy she answered…or made she said no….I just know I get no fucking love, even though I have more visits to the site than How to Make it in America had to their shitty show….bastards.

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2011

20

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Titty Shopping of the Day

Here are some pictures of a chubby Vanessa Hudgens and her womanly boyfriend showing some love, because Vanessa Hudgens is a lesbian down with gay guys to keep her lesbianism under wraps cuz no one wants a lesbian…at least not me cuz lesbians hate me….I’ve seen her nudes and her girl on girl makeout pics….I know how it is with this one…but for some shitty reason she’s’ put the whore behind her and all she’s giving us is a little ripped jeans, red bra and cleavage at some department store…she’s changed…for the worse…

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2011

20

Dec

Marisa Miller Does Shape Magazine of the Day

Marisa Miller’s rock hard bikini model face and body were in Shape Magazine in a bikini because that’s what bikini models do….I’m assuming there was an interview about how she keeps her shit so ripped but who cares about that…I only care about Marisa Miller when she was coming up in her 20s, when she got her implants and posed topless to pay her rent, because I know it takes that sacrifice of being a low level whore to become the high paid whore she is today….She’s a role model to girls everywhere….if anything to put down that cake fatso and hit the gym while saving your allowance for tits. Nothing wrong with that.

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2011

20

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Tweets Her Panties of the Day

I hate on Ashley Tisdale every fucking time I see her pictures because she’s ugly….or at least got an ugly face by Hollywood standards, and guess what….she’s in Hollywood…and instead of accepting it and walking around in a mask like me, she’s got this attitude that she’s all that…maybe it is cuz of her fame, her money, or all the attention and affirmations her team have put on her all these years, leading to confidence and delusions….which is enough reason to hate a bitch, no matter how hard she works out…..she’s just bullshit…..but then she goes ahead and posts her panties on twitter…and that’s a fucking win in my mind….finally.

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2011

20

Dec

Happy First Day of Chanukah, Jews… of the Day

It is the first night of Chanukah motherfuckers…the festival of light…the line ups at the dive bars I go to are going to be totally unaffected by this celebration because Jews are fancier than my hustle…but that doesn’t mean we can’t all do a little Dougie….the Jewish edition.

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