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2011

13

Dec

Naty Chabanenko all Christmas Erotica for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

Christmas is my porn….It is the only time of year I feel any emotion….not because I am religious, or even because I’m the next Mesiah, but becuase all the music, families, heart warming stories about miracles and family just make me feel good knowing other people out there have happiness….not to mention all those lap sittings….amazing.

So I do whatever I can to masturbate to Christmas related smut, you know just doing my part to contribute….santa can’t be the only one coming to town on his red suit….

Here’s a cute skinny model in Christmas themed clothes for a Christmas themed photoshoot for Lovecat magazine that is porn to me.

Posted in:Naty Chabanenko

2011

13

Dec

Aida Yespica on the Beach in a Bikini Still of the Day

This isn’t a “if you notice the guy in the speedo you might be gay” situation….this is a “I can’t help but notice the guy in the speedo becuase he’s ruining a perfectly good pic of a slutty south american with an awesome body in a skimpy bikini” situation….

I still haven’t bothered figuring out who this bitch is, how many kids she has, how many times her pussy was a drug mule, or any of the other things about her, but that doesn’t mean I don’t mind staring at her in a bikini…and neither should you….

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2011

13

Dec

Scarlett Johansson’s Black Dress of the Day

I have spent a lot of time shitting on Scarlett Johansson for being overratted, not nearly as hot as people think she is, maybe boring and raspy and all hype….I have called her dumpy, sloppy, big nosed….and people have actually sent me hate mail calling me a faggot cuz they assume all those things mean I wouldn’t fuck her…when really it just means I fuck hotter girls that her locally….when drunk….

I think these pictures at the We Bought a Zoo Premiere….prove my fucking point….

But in her defense, I am a fan, you know since she leaked nudes and didn’t sue me like the rest of the dumb sluts who leak nudes do….

Awesome.

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2011

13

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I got drunk trying to fuck Christmas casualities….the kind of depressed chick who contemplates suicide this time of year since nothing worked out the way she dreamed it would….

I knew I was winning when one of the bitches who was buying me drinks to talk to her like I was some kind of male escort…who is very underpaid…told me that I was sexy….and she was serious….now you don’t know me…but I am anything like sexy…calling me sexy is like telling the retarded kid down the stream smearing feces all over his face that he’s a genius artist….only in this case I got to fuck her in the bathroom.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

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Lingerie Football League: The 40 Hottest Players Ever
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Know You Are as Broke as I Am
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Even Without Guns, Armie Flores is Still a Girl of High Caliber
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Father of the Year Isn’t the Father of the Year at All – VIDEO
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Nicole Sparks is Super Sexy
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Christina Agilera Looks Like She is Taking a Dump on Stage
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Are Making Mom and Dad Proud
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Drunk Slut Flashes Her Tits and Pussy at the Club – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Celebrity Twitpics
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RECAP 2011: Lindsay Lohan (and Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina)
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Some Local Rapper’s New VIdeo….Next big thing Maybe if He Calms His Flailing Hands a Bit….
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2011

12

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

This Irina Shayk euro whore turned model will get you in the sexually charged turkey stuffy, stocking stuffing, face stuffing, gift bag stuffing Christmas faster than watching Taylor Momsen singing “Where are you Christmas” in the Grinch……

But I prefer the drunken lonely bitches you meet drinking after Christmas shopping, unhappy where they are at, cuz women are never happy, especially when alone, 30 and all their friends are married with kids….Lots of opportunity out there…don’t sleep this season through…

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LeAnn Rimes and her Husband’s Ex Wife in the Same Pic Turn Me On
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Crazy Street Musician
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Cary Mulligan in a Bra
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ALi Lohan Legs on the Lohan Family Vacation….
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Car Drop at 1000 FPS
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Jessica Simpson is Fat and Getting Paid 3 Million Dollars For Her Fatness
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Alec Baldwin Apologizes to Alec Baldwin – VIDEO
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Live Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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This Street Drummer Has More Talent Than You Will Ever Have
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Ashley C is Cute Sexy
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Girl on Girl: Leola Bell and Jessica Vaugn
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The 15 Hottest Women in Tom Cruise Movies
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Kate Upton Spills Hotness All Over Twitter
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The Guy Who Cast Super 8 – a Movie filler With Kids – Is A Child Molester
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Free Cams, Because I Like to Give You Gifts You’ll Love
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Brunette Self Fisting – VIDEO
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25 Worst Athlete Acting Performances
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Victoria Secret Model Izabel Goulart See Through Dress Shows Off A Shy Nipple
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Rooney Mara at the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Premiere
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Lindsay Lohan Left a $5000 Purse With $10000 In It in a Car Because She is a fucking Idiot
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Ring in the New Year with Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez!
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Ali Lohan is Gross
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Gabrielle Union Brings the Hotness
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Tania do Nascimento Does Lingerie
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Now THIS is a Dance Audition
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Amazin is a Sexy Trashy Blonde and I Love It
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Man In Santa Suit Drugs Girl At Berlin Christmas Market

Where Are My Parents: Perv In A Santa Suit Slips 15-Year-Old Girl A Mickey At Open Air Christmas Market
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A Super Sexy Pic Dump
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Busty Lesbians Get It On
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Alison Brie Sexes Up The Holidays (Again)
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Elizabeth is Red Hot in Blood Red Leather
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166 Films of 2011 in Less than 8 Minutes
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Sexy Blonde is Gogo Dancer-esque
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Shakria and Her Hot Body Cut Off All Her Hair
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Nasty Couple on a Water Slide
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Sophia Tans Nude in the Sun
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Jordan Carver Has One Nice Rack
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Wedding Cake FAIL – VIDEO
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Sarah Hyland Turned 21
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Britney Spears Gave Paily D a Lap Dance
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Stacy Keibler Unleashes Her Killer Stems For The Video Game Crowd
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How Much Did Aniston’s People Pay Men’s Health for Hottest Woman of All Time Title….Which we all know is just fucking insane
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Stevie Wonder Announces John Lennon’s Death
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Brave Gorilla Baby
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Brooke Mueller Holding A Gun, What Could Go Wrong?
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LeAnn Rimes Is A Fucking Cunt
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Miley Cyrus And Her Naked Cleavage Makes Me Salut
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Study Break Holiday Style
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Adina Barbu Has Big Tits And Loves To Show Them
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How Shady Does Lindsay Lohan Look?
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Who Knew Whores Were Stupid?!
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Ali Lohan And Her Pink Panties Are A Picture Of Health
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Slayer Christmas Lights….
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Dancing Bear Porn
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2011

12

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s Great Tits in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

[IMAGE REMOVED BECAUSE THE PAPARAZZI ARE CUNTS]

I’m a Lohan fan….but there is no doubt in my mind that her tits are fake, despite all the arguments I get about them, like I haven’t been running a titty site for the last decade and have no idea what a fake tit looks like, cuz when you have an experimental surgeon, tear drop shaped implants, this is what happens…She’s been 60 pounds and still busty….and there’s nothing wrong with that or with implants…I just like speaking truth.

There is also no doubt that she went to Hawaii timed properly for when the Playboy mag dropped, to follow up with bikini pics, with hired paparazzi, because bitch is on a comeback, and despite her ignoring me, welcome fucking back Lohan….

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

12

Dec

Miranda Kerr Naked in Industrie Magazine of the Day

Everyone made such a big deal about new mom Miranda Kerr wearing the Victoria’s Secret million dollar bra, you know cuz of all the hard marketing that went behind it…but I’m pretty sure I’d rather see her naked any fucking day…..so you can thank Industrie Magazine for making the bitch get naked for fashion…but I’ll just thank her slutty, stripper ways….What a slut…Good times…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

12

Dec

Daisy Lowe in ‘Naked’ by Mari Sarai of the Day

Daisy Lowe has been naked before, so this is nothing new and special, especially considering she’s just being typical of someone who grows up fatherless to seek male attention by stripping and fucking strange men…and I guess that is something I gotta love and support…I mean without daddy issues, where would we be, would I still be a virgin?

The real fun in this naked for fashion, daddy issue slut, is hat I know the backstory and that back story is that she was a surprise that rained on Gwen Stefani’s perfect life parade when her husband Gavin Rossdale failed the paternity test…the stress of the drama that ensued to a cunt like Stefani must have been fucking hysterical…and knowing this tit and pussy is the root of all that…makes her legendary…..

Now here is her vagina…cuz Stefani’s not as good a step parent as me….

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2011

12

Dec

Kate Upton is Bad at Slutting Out on Twitter of the Day

Kate Upton is a bikini model…She is 19, has huge tits, and is going to be fat in the next few years, just a memory for those of you who like to jerk off to archival footage….so in this small window of opportunity that she has, she needs to be used for what she’s good for…her fucking tits…so when I see her whoring out on twitter with pictures of her in a dress, covered up, not half naked…I have to hate her and call her out for the fraud that she is….and I guess that’s what this post is all about.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

12

Dec

Candice Swanepoel for LOVE Magazine’s Christmas of the Day

Last week I posted these videos of DOUTZEN KROES AND ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO DOING A CHRISTMAS STRIPTEASE FOR LOVE MAGAZINE because their model agency is friends with LOVE MAGAZINE….and because it is Christmas….and part of their hot promotion….but more importantly because I am very on top of these kinds of fashionable things….and today the Candice Swanepoel video is circulating and I’m posting it…Legs in little shorts….kill me….that is all I want for Xmas…seriously…this under my tree would be really let me tap into the true meaning of Christmas…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel