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2011

10

Nov

Miley Cyrus the Fat Years of the Day

I guess she saw how good obesity was for Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirstie ALley, Chaz Bono, pretty much most people on Dancing with the Stars, that bitch Precious and Christina Aguilera’s career…but then again, maybe she just got her Wisdom teeth pulled. Maybe she’s got coke bloat. Maybe she has kidney failure and is retaining water. Maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy….Maybe she’s just getting fat….you know cuz like the deli she’s been buying her cured meats and cheeses at, Disney’s decided to pay by the pound….How you like them apples. RIP Steve Jobs.

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2011

10

Nov

2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

Adrian Lima, Chanel Iman, Candice Swanepoel, Nicki Minaj, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, got over paid to get half naked and walk down the runway in some annoying playful way, that only works cuz they are hot at they are half naked….decent scam….

But I think it’s a load of fucking shit….boring, irritating….A bunch of dumb cunts dancing around like idiots – acting a fool on stage like this shit matters or is more than just a marketing campaign for some BORING, UNINSPIRED…..corporate monster….

It’s not creative, it’s not erotic, it’s just a fucking cash grab….but like I said…it only works cuz the bitches are hot and half naked…so I got no choice but to go along withit, i just want you to know I fucking hate them all, but more importantly I hate Victoria’s Secret and their devil work….

The highlight of the show was some Lima mom pussy camel toe….

Here are the rest of the pics of half naked bitches in stupid costumes…now you don’t have to watch the shit when it hits TV….because you have the power to make these push up bra masters disappear….


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2011

10

Nov

Top Girls Holding THeir Breath Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Today’s fetish is girls holding their breath, partially cuz it is done in bikini, but also because choking a bitch out is porn to some, so I figure a bitch choking herself out is porn to all…reminding us that Youtube is some inappropriate, encouraging motherfuckers to develop weird drowning fantasy…..because everyone knows youtube is a porn site….

Busty Breath Hodling in the Bath….

More Busty Breath holding in the bath….

Some Busty Breath holding in the pool

Some in Bath Breath Holding Hand Stands

Another in Bath Breath Hold

Some in pool breath holding…

Some in pool weirdo breath holding…

And one more in bath breath holding

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2011

10

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like my coffee like I like my women, cold, bitter and lonely….

I’ve been working on that one all week. You know life as a hack writer who isn’t really a writer but who tell bitches he is because lets face it, I’m fucking writing right now asshole….Maybe one day some high level comedian like Roseanne will hire me on her comeback tour….since fat women is my thing…

We’re all allowed to dream motherfucker…


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Casting Movie Roles for the 25 Sexiest Athletes
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Free Cam Shows. Make the Most of It
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Six Ways Neil Patrick Harris Has Made Life Easier for Straight Men Even Though He’s a Homo
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PRANK: Wiring Horn to Brakelights Hahahahahha – VIDEO
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Laura Dore is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Even Khloe Thinks Kim Kardashian’s Divorce Is A Crock Of Shit, Hates Kris Jenner Now
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Live Cam Shows, You Gotta Love It
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Sexy German Rubs One Out
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Where Are They Now? Nickelodeon’s Leading Ladies Of The ’90s
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Britney Spears is a Two Face – VIDEO
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2011

10

Nov

Road Rage Viral Video of the Day

This is a funny Road Rage video tha hit the other day…..dudes get in a gay little fist fight then shake hands before the cops come…in some weidness…

I just saw it and it made me laugh…I mean besides the annoying kids who shot it and talked their weird gangster immigrant talk…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

So much going on – why bother writing some bullshit story that actually happened but doesn’t matter – because you don’t actually care about me – or my ability to convince girls I get all kinds of pussy over the internet cuz girls only like guys who get all kinds of pussy – it’s some animal kingdom competitiveness – and it hasn’t got me laid yet – but it’s a better approach than the loser approach – remember – the internet lets you become anyone – Take advantage….

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Candice Swanepoel’s Backstage VS Fashion Show Pic
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Darren Aronofsky’s Anti Meth Campaigns
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Fireworks Mishap
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Stacy Keibler And Her Ass Crack Work Thats ATM Like A Champ
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30 Bitches Hotter than Kim Kardashian – I’m Sure I Could Compile a List of Millions
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Jerk Off In Michael Jackson’s Death Bed
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Annalynne McCord Titties in a Red Dress
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Police Bust Candy Theif Hard
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Live Web Cam Show Hotness
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And That’s Why You Don’t Steal Candy
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Karli is a Slutty Country Girl and I Love It
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Genevieve is Downright Sexy
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The 25 Hottest WWE Wrestlers of All Time
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I Hate Angelina Jolie Btu I Would Still Bang Her
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Adriana de Moura Sexes Up A Piano
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Pitbill is Gonna Sue Lindsay Lohan For Suing Him…Or Something
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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She’s Stripping and Fingering Herself
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The 100 Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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Brett Ratner’s Mom is the Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Gretchen Mol Celebrates Her Nakedest Birthday Ever
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Blake Lively Dullness Watch
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Emma Stone is Bringing Her Hotness to SNL and Here’s the Promos
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Ashley Tisdale Makes A Case For Photoshop
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Yet Another Looking Good Sweetheart
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These Chinese Old Folks Are Singing Lady Gaga and It’s Hilarious
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The Shit Idiots Will Do to Their Car Amazes Me
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The Burger King King Versus Mcdonalds
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A Very Slutty Pic Dump
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Mandy and Sophia Get It On
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Race Car Honey’s Breasts Burst From Her Top In Rad Vid
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Hot Brunette is Heating Things Up
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Robot Riding a Bike. Awesome
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Gotta Love When a Cutie is All Ready For Winter
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Ahhhhhhh Victoria’s Secret!!!
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Sexy Teen with BIG Tits
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Dakota Fanning’s Marc Jacobs Perfume Ad Banned In The UK
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Nikki Sims is Taking It Off
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Brett Ratner Tested Lindsay Lohan for STDs Before Having Sex With Her
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Selena Gomez Gets Extra Sexy In Naughty Stockings
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Jonathan Lipnicki from Jerry Maquire Was Teased into This
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Kate Winslet Sex Doll
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Rihanna’s 7 Million Dollar House is For Sale for 4.5 Million – Good investment retard….
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Insane Cat Video
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Lisa Rinna Half Naked Twitter Pic
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Amber Heard See Through And Possible Nipple
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Some New Tom Waits
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Extreme Sports Compliation
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How Does the CIA Use Social Media
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EXCLUSIVE: I Almost Got Punched In The Face By Manny Pacquiao
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Sophie Monk Drops Some Cleavage While Possibly Peeing In Her Pants
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Cute Puppy VIdeo to See If You Have Soul
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What’s Hotter Than A Fat Elephant Covered In Mud?!
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Candice Coke Naked on Hung
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A Whole Lot of Pics from EXXXOTICA
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A Whole Lot of Californication and Shameless Nude Scenes
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Webcam Star of the Day
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2011

09

Nov

Dakota Fanning’s Erotic Ad of the Day

Here’s 17 year old Dakota Fanning in an ad for Marc Jacobs and it’s abotu as erotic as watching kids play in the park, it’s so funny that people freak out about shit cuz she’s 17, when no one freaked out that her mom put her to work at 4. She’s likely sexually active, she’s gonna be 18 soon, it is legal to fuck her in many countries, who fucking cares…she looks hot and this is only pornographic or inappropriate to anyone perverted enough to get a boner looking at this shit. The only offensive thing is that she’s fully clothed and bitch is pretending to still have her flower….I guess I just like my 17 year olds sluttier or maybe I just like my scandals to be actual fucking scandals…

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2011

09

Nov

Leeann Tweeden Throwback Cheesy 90s Tits of the DAy

I don’t know who the fuck Leeann Tweeden is….Aparently she was on some fitness show working out for daytime TV, called in sick, stayed at home from school jerk off sessions….and recently She was in Playboy and everyone went nuts over the shit, emailing and tweeting me, probably not aware that this video from some show called Edenquest, hosted by Pam Anderson in 1995, purely softcore and cheesy, showcased her fake tits, cuz that was the whole point of those fake tits to begin with, it just didn’t work out for her as well as she hoped…

Anyway, I love 90s erotica, softcore, fake tits….so I’m posting it.

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2011

09

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Is Tonight Night and I wasn’t Invited of the Day

After all the posts I’ve done on these Victoria’s Secret bitches, over the last 7 years or running the site, giving them press, even though I know these half naked bitches are marketing campaigns to them, far more interactive than the ad above the urinal at the bar, because they are living, breathing, hot bitches who are half naked…..

You’d think I’d get a fucking invite to their bullshit fashion show, to give you exclusives, to hang out back stage, to masturbate on their outfits while sniffing the sweaty panties, to attempting to lure one of the models into marriage…

But instead I get nothing….but at I can steal shit off twitter….so here’s some back stage footage, not naked enough, but enough to remind you that you’ll be watching that hour of primetime shopping channel on network television no one cares to notice is strictly commercial, cuz there are half naked bitches there distracting…Making me one of the only dudes who hates the shit, I find it cheesy and boring, repetitive and not inspiring and half naked bitches or not it is not nearly perverted enough for me, it is just bullshit marketing scam that middle america buys into…cuz it’s better than watching Everybody Loves Raymond re-runs.

Here’s Doutzen and Ambrosio being puppets for lots of money…not nearly half naked enough and I’m sure I’ll have the actual pics of the event tomorrow. So Ya’ll come Back Now…

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio|Doutzen Kroes|Uncategorized

2011

09

Nov

Blake Lively Does Push Up Bras of the Day

Blake Lively’s vagina has had more A-List success than the rest of her….it’s far more Hollywood than her bottom feeding, Cable TV Show, ass will ever be….

It’s been passed around more than the EMMY for Modern Family was brought to Colombia with Vergara to excite the kids with the idea that prostution in america can be fruitful….

She’s not all that hot, I hate push up bras when I get to fuck the bitch with disappointment when I bring her home, but I don’t have enough Oscar nods or big production movies under my belt or on my IMDB, that she’d want to assocaite herself to through sex, so I can just look at her…and look not touching happens to the only time I love me some push-up bras….


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