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2011

19

Oct

Katherine Heigl’s Sloppy Body and Fat Tits of the Day

Here are some slopppy Heigl tits…..she’s a mom who has ruined the mom tit fetish I’ve recently developed watching moms this past summer at the coffee shop…or in the park…doing mom yoga trying to get their bodies tight again…even though it’s a waste of time…cuz having a kid kinda takes that ability away from a motherfucker….

I think it has to do with me always being hungry and liking tits, killing two birds with one nipple….but Heigl just looks dumpy as shit and it amazes me that she even got famous to begin with…I’d bet there are dozens and dozens of girls hotter and more talented just not known yet…I think it’d be a good time to replace this one with them, she’s tired and it’s time to hang her career up to focus on mom shit….mom shit I’m sure is vile in her case…cuz you don’t get a body like this eating well….

Posted in:Katherine Heigl

2011

19

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news…

Woman Arrested For Assaulting Husband With Cupcakes

PA High School Football Players In Trouble For Tea Bagging Teammate

Police: Man Attacks 2 People, Strips at Atlanta Airport
A man is accused of attacking people at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport and then stripping his clothes off.

Iowa Pastor Busted in Prostitution Ring
A pastor in Iowa was one of nine men busted in a prostitution ring.

Detroit Woman Sees Stolen Items on Facebook

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2011

19

Oct

Kim Kardashian Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

KIM KARDASHIAN IS A PORNSTAR – DESPITE HER PR SPIN – SHE’S A PORNSTAR – DON’T FORGET IT

Now that I got that out of my system – you see cuz I’m annoyed a bitch who had a sex tape that was spun intelligently makes 100,000,000 dollars a year because brands pay her and associate themselves with her – despite being a fucking dirtbag whore who filmed herself fucking for exactly this reason – and that pisses me off….

I don’t find her hot, I find her fat. I don’t find her interesting, I find her lazy and boring. I don’t find her cool, I find her tacky, trashy disgusting….

But I’m posting pictures of her period friendly, fat chick friendly cuz it is very very tight and shapes her proper….because I’m more pathetic than her….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

19

Oct

OMG!It’s the Sexiest Woman Alive 2011 of the Day

…and she looks like she has Down’s Syndrome.

Yes….This is my way of mocking Esquire’s journalistic integrity, because it’s obvious they were paid off for the shit, people just don’t pay enough attention to care or call them out on it…

Sure…that probably means I’ll never get a cover, unless this site blows up and I am forced to buy myself one…in which case the dying magazine will give me all that I want….

But that won’t happen…so here’s Rihanna proving Esquires lie.

Here’s her Rihanna – We Found Love – Slutty Music Video THat Just Dropped…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

19

Oct

Hilary Duff is a Hot Pregnant Chick of the Day

I’ve only started liking Hilary Duff since she got pregnant and started swelling up. Maybe it is cuz she’s filled out her broad shoulders, or maybe it’s cuz I know she doesn’t use condoms and lets dudes cum inside her….or maybe it’s cuz she’s got fat titties….all hormonal and swollen….or maybe it’s cuz she’s so dangerous with her pregnancy…who know…I just know I like it….tight dress, polluted womb, pre-shredded apart tainted post-pregnancy lady parts….

Here’s some more Duff tits, in a tank top, being squeezed together, all fatter than they used to be, possibly hormonal and slutty, but no one knows cuz it’s not Hilary, it’s Haylie…but I’d into this cuz Horse Faces don’t scare me anymore…I’m far more leniant and less angry than I once was…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

19

Oct

Chaz Bono Grabbing Her Ass of the Day

I don’t care if a bitch sews up her pussy, stretches out her clit, inserts plastic testicle implants, jacks herself up on testosterone and pretends she’s a dude…she’s still a dainty light on her feet bitch who takes it up the ass and who I can’t legally get in trouble for beating up cuz legally she’s a man… to me….No Homo…cuz hormone therapy, vagina sewing, titty removal or not…she’s still a chick to me…baby she was born that way….fuck you Gaga for polluting my borderline homo post of the day….

Ok, enough of this…it is just getting awkward, weird, uncomfortable, and confusing…kinda like Chaz Boner grabbing her big weird looking ass….

Posted in:Chaz Bono

2011

19

Oct

Some Vagina at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Every once in a while I like to look at pictures of bitches at events I wasn’t invited to because after 6 years of running a bullshit site about celebrities I hate, why would I get invited to Hollywood events like I was Perez Hilton….because I don’t matter and as far as I’m concerned, either do these bitches….but they think they do…and I guess that significant difference is what sets us apart..I mean that and the fact that you want to have sex with their tits, or at least see them naked….even if you may not know who any of them are…F-List….but more important than any of us….depressing to some…but all right to me…cuz I hate getting off the couch anyway….and wouldn’t attend their event if they paid me…so there…

Maria Canals

Abigail Spencer See Through

Kristin Cavalari

Mena Suvari

Julie Bowen

Posted in:Abigail Spencer|Julie Bowen|Kristin Cavalari|Maria Canals|Mena Suvari

2011

19

Oct

Jessica Szohr Doesn’t Slut Out Enough on Set of the Day

Here is some Canadian named Jessica Szohr who I have never met, but who I assume is a total cunt, all shallow and cold, like the cunt on a tranny in a snowstorm, because she’s gone all Hollywood, even if Hollywood for her is being on the worst show ever, one you’d imagine being cancelled by now, but for some reason still on TV, feeding her ego…

These pictures are of her on set, because apparently she gets work…..I’m just disappointed that she’s not the one who is pantsless….because her caliber of fame, success and talent would lead one to think she’d be the kind of girl who only gets work cuz she’s bottom feeding and willing to get naked just to get on camera, but maybe that willingness, shines off set in directors/producers offices….

Who cares. Seriously.

Posted in:Jessica Szohr

2011

19

Oct

Top Girls Eating Bananas Fetish Video on Youtube of the Day

I guess this is a cheap take on the girls eating popsicles post from the other day….but people with girls eating bananas fetishes don’t think so…popsicles just don’t cut it and when they go to a bitch’s house after drinking and the only phallus she has to suck on and pose with is not a banana, dude gets uptight….so it’s a whole new world of weirdness available for you to explore on the publically traded Youtube….a pornsite that pretends it isn’t a porn site…and the whole thing is quite hypocritical and for some reason, I make a point of digging through the weirdness to out them…even though no one actually cares….here are the videos…

Girls Eating Bananas

A Girl Deep Throats…

A Guy Offers Sound Effects…While a Girl Eats a Bananaaa

Girls Keeps Banana Eating Erotic

Romanatic Banana Eating

Cam Girl Looking Bitch and a Banana…..

Sucking Cream off a Banana

Banana Blowjob Girl

Weird Banana Blowjob Instructional…

Some Girl On Her Cell Sucks a Banana – Multi Tasker..

Again…there were thousands of underage girls eating bananas videos I had to filter through cuz youtube is a jailbait hub and if I was a parent…my kid would not have youtube until she was 18…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

19

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I drink alone…and when drinking I decided I want to be an organic vegan who recycles. Not only will I get skinny. But I’ll also impress all the lesbians who hate me and want me dead…and sure, you’re probably thinking, why would anyone want to impress a lesbian….because lesbians are scary, have psychiatric issues, were possibly raped and are very bitter and bad at stand up comedy, but have great boots….but you’ve probably never been hated lesbians…but now that I’m sober, I realize how ridiculous that was….

So here are is Morning Hangover Dump….presented in a much nicer way than my actual hangover dump…

What the Fuck Are These Guys Fighting Over? – VIDEO
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Joselyn’s Tits Are Barely Covered
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How About Some Minka Kelly
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Free Cam Shows, You Can’t Argue With That
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Fatty Pops a Soccer Ball
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The Top 100 Hottest Porn Stars (Right Now)
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Lindsay Lohan is Getting Away With Murder Once Again
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Imogen Thomas Deserves a Booby Prize
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She’s One Cute Amateur
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Live Cam Girls That Have All The Actions You Need
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