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2011

13

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Never Forgotten of the DAy

It’s been a minute since we’ve seen Hayden Panettiere….but I guess Halloween is just around the corner and the midget trolls start clibing out of their treehouses to travel the countryside bringing candy to all the little girls and boys…..

I have no idea what I’m saying, I’m still getting over the fact that I’ve used the experessiong “it’s been a minute”….and as I laugh to myself…while looking at these Hayden pics, remain uninspired…because she’s not jailbait anymore…she’s not dating a 8 foot tall guy with a 9 inch cock for her little dwarf hands and vagina….she’s not even showing of her little broad shoulder tough guy body….she’s not faking a pregnancy, she’s not bloated like Aguilera….she’sjust making an appearance and that’s fucking dull…but it’s Hayden Panettiere…a fetish from yesteryear…still working it as best she can, which isn’t good at all..

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2011

13

Oct

Mexican Dude Licks Dog’s Asshole of the Day

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Here’s some of the weirdest shit I’ve seen on Youtube to date….I didn’t know this kind of movement of dudes licking dog asshole existed…because it’s really cruel, disgusting, weird, awkward and ideally illegal….I don’t even understand how Youtube lets this live on their site…but I guess it’s better than if the video featured them fucking the dog….

Eithr way, it is a creepy weird prank and here’s the video…

Another one…..

And Another one…..

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

13

Oct

Carmen Electra Old TImer in a Leather Skirt of the Day

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Carmen Electra is pushing 40 but more importantly is pushing boring. It’s just not quite the same as staring at her in the 90s at her peak of fame. It’s like she had her moment of glory, her time to shine, and seeing her now, is not one of those “For Old Times Sake” but is more “Old Timer”…there’s so much hotter young pussy we should focus on, let’s think of this as the unofficial Carmen Electra Sexuality Obituary….

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2011

13

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Booty in Yoga Pants of the Day

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Here are some hot pics of Lesbian in Training Vanessa Hudgens…who has traded in her mid-level sex appeal for some short hair and what looks like a face that could produce a solid mustache….you know all hairy like the 5 O’clock shadow of her vagina she once shared with us back when she was 17…..I think I’m just liking the pics cuz she’s got a good round ass in a pair of tight yoga pants…cuz when it comes to lesbianism and the women who make it up…that’s all you really need….I mean provided she is a lesbian in training and not just looking butch for non sexuality related issues…who cares…..

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

13

Oct

Jessica Alba Tits Do Coffee of the Day

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Alba’s milk filled mom tits with a straw from a luxurious coffee between her cleavage like she’s getting titty fucked seemed a lot hotter when I downloaded them…I can blame it on one thing…serious perversion….that sometimes leads to posting boring shit…because knowing there’s a ripped apart vagina from childbirth under this dress is enough to get me going…cuz nothing says great sex like a flappy, stretched out vagina for my already minor penis…you know the kind of penis that allows me in the girl’s locker room at the gym cuz they can’t tell if I’m just a hairy woman with a big clit or not….there’s a sunny side to everything…even these pics of Alba….cuz you know she’s gonna be doing naked scenes now that she’s not the young hot starlet in Hollywood she once was….good.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

13

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some amazing news….not quite as good news as when you find out your website is being nominated for an Academy award, or giving you a movie deal, or a book deal that will propel you to huge success after years of nonsense…..and not as amazing as the news that your wife has finally left you after years and years and years of unhappiness….but it’s almost as good….

Woman Upset After Student Massage
A Georgia woman was left horrified after a massage at a massage school left her feeling violated.

70-Year-Old Florida Bus Aide Fights 14-Year-Old Student and Wins

Woman Arrested for Flashing Ex-Husband
A Pennsylvania woman thought it was a great idea to drive past her ex-husband, flash the entire neighborhood, including kids, and drive the wrong way on a road.

The Accused Celeb Hacker is Awesome

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

13

Oct

Nicole Richie’s a Mom in Jean Shorts of the Day

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As much as I hate Nicole Richie for having a little bit of everything wrong in the world in her, I can’t help but post her pictures when she’s showing off her mom body that she works out all the time, while remembering the fat Nicole Richie that was on TV so many years ago, back when she was semi-interesting a personality paving the way for trash like the Kardashians…to be famous for nothing…while riding Paris Hilton’s coattails by never releasing a sex tape…even though she’s the adopted one with a whore bio-mom….making her a better candidate for that shit cuz people who’s parents don’t want them usually get seek people to want them….but instead she chose the boring family life, which is the flipside of dysfunctional….and as boring as that is on all fronts..at least it wears short shorts….and I still hate her…but I’m posting it anyway.

Posted in:Nicole Richie

2011

13

Oct

Pippa’s Slut Watch Continues of the Day

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Here are some seemingly boring paparazzi pics of Pippa Middleton but that’s only if you look a them for what they are…shitty masturbation material…but if you scratch the surface of her feelings of being second rate to her sister…you know the least favorite one…that there is an inner slut ready to explode out of these litle black dress to either shock, get noticed or more importantly, disappoint her family by making them look like the commoners they are…cuz she’s only human…and there’s only so much she can take…like there is only so much non-slutty Pippa I can take…she needs to pick up the pace.

Here’s some pics of her in a little black dress making progress….

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

13

Oct

Rachel Taylor and Minka Kelly Kiss on Set of Charlie’s Angels of the Da

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I can’t figure out how I missed these pictures of Minka Kelly and Rachel Taylor kissing on set, unless they weren’t taken last week when I posted the pics of them in the same outfits, before ripping into the lack of creativity in Hollywood, and the fact that shows like this exist make me realize why the internet is so successful, cuz audiences get smarter, yet they still pump out the same fucking smut over and over again, 30 years later….

I’m thinking they went back on set, in the same costumes and figured they needed to add some lesbianism, like college girls looking for male attention, since that’s just what bottom feeding, laziness, in a “Look at Me, Look at Me”…hoping for ratings hustle is….

So obvious, even annoying, but I gotta post it anyway…

Posted in:Minka Kelly|Rachel Taylor

2011

13

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Whore Teeth of the Day

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Here’s Lohan at an event rocking some dirty fucking teeth. I’ve never seen veneers this color. Usually when a bitch pays 20,000 dollars on her mouth, the porcelain caps don’t end up looking exactly like every so stained her teeth are green crackwhore tooth…but Lohan defies all…

Now, I’m not gonna rip on her hygiene, cuz Lohan’s a dream and the more gutter she gets, the happier I get, cuz gutter is my thing….not to mention there are many people out there who hate shiny, white, perfectly straight teeth, and they aim for defective, rotting mouth, disgustingness, especially when looking for a bargain blowjob…

These are gross to some, heaven to others, and what it comes down to is that Lohan’s a disaster and I like it….

I like to think she’s researching a role as a crackwhore living on the streets…a role I hope becomes real life….fingers crossed – here are the pics.