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2011

10

Oct

Nancy Shevell is Paul McCartney’s New 2-Legged Vagina that Will Steal his Fortune Even Though She’s Rich of the Day

If your wondering why Nancy Shevell, Paul McCartney’s latest wife is so happy….It is because she just won the fucking lottery. I’m sure that before making this move she both heard of him, and more importantly heard of the one legged bitch who cashed in….not to mention statistics are in her favor, as this fucker hits 70….making her Anna Nicole Smith with more wholesome a look, and the good news for her is that McCartney’s daughter already made her own fortune, so she’ll be in the clear when it comes to collecting.

I know, everyone talks about how her family are rich on their own, and that she’s the heir to some trucking company and that she doesn’t need the money and this is more of a status thing for her and her trucker trash family that made it, but I’m not convinced the money isn’t a factor in all this…and even if it is for status…she’s still using him for something, that’s just the foundation of all relationships, it’s just funnier to laugh at when it’s more obvious…

Here are the lovely, honest, beautiful, authentic wedding pics, because if you’re like me, you like masturbating to brides as soon as they lock down a husband cuz I know they are still whores…. Marriage is such a beautiful thing….

Posted in:Nancy Shevell|Paul McCartney

2011

10

Oct

Rihanna Highlight Concert Pics of the Day

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The day is not complete unless there are pictures of Rihanna in concert wearing the same outfits she wore the last month of concerts..but this time squatting in the shitting stance, cuz shitting on stage when you’re a thick popstar is the theme of today’s Canadian thanksgiving….and let Rihanna be one of our mascots….

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

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Oct

Laura Croft and Holly Madison are the Trashy Whores of the Day

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I don’t know about these Playboy bitches. They all look like tacky strippers with fake tans, fake hair, fake tits, who I’d probably want to shoot myself in the dick if I was hanging with them in any other capacity than shoving my dick inside them…I can only imagine the things they like, the things they find cool, the things they find inspiring or interesting or even fashionable or nice, being some tedious shit that would make any sane person not distracted by their whoring, bottom feeding, thank god playboy isn’t classy, vaginas….want to rip his ears out…because eyes are good for looking at their text book, not quite authentic, but made up enough to make me think it is, sex appeal….cuz for some reason, cunts like this lure attention of men….despite how irritating everything about them is…there must be a science behind this that I’m not going to bother researching, but that I’ll just post the pics of instead….even though they need to be more naked…the stipper pole is a great touch though…fucking ridiculous…but guys love this hustle cuz it is everything their wive’s aren’t…

Posted in:Holly Madison|Laura Croft

2011

10

Oct

Some Katie Holmes Tight Pants with her Handler of the Day

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Katie Holmes was a good drone and went to visit her stage boyfriend Tom Cruise because he ordered her to. She luckily wore tight pants, because despite selling her soul to the devil that is scientology, and ore importantly to one of scientology’s human representative, she’s still got a little sex appeal…sex appeal Tom Cruise probably doesn’t see as he stands awkwardly next to her…because the first rule behind being a Scientologist is being gay.

Here are the pics of this hip grabbin’ as you fake laugh as your wife puts in her contractual obligated time for good times.

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2011

10

Oct

Ali Larter’s Mom Nipples Continue of the Day

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MOM NIPPLES!!! All swollen and filled with milk and it’s host woman exploiting them because despite getting in movies on TV, she’s never been noticed for her tits…cuz before the baby…there weren’t any….so lets celebrate the one good child birth brings a woman…despite how much they will argue it being some life changing thing that brings great joy to their life that they are meant to feel and that will last forever because there is no bond like a mother and child and that it hardly damaged their vaginas or bodies in the process….it’s all lies….but what isn’t a lie is the improvement in boobs….here are the pics…

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

10

Oct

Muammar Gaddafi’s Son Married Westernized Whore of the Day

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I don’t pay attention to politics, world affairs, arab people, wars, or anything of the sort, it takes away from my focus on when I am going to get my next drink and who I am going to pay as little as possible to masturbate on…if you know what I mean…but I did think it was nice to see Godaffi’s son using his family fortune for good thru slutty bitchs…cuz that’s really the arab life…if you know how to spend oil money wisely…while all the other peasants are busy plotting death to everyone not arab…not realizing what their leaders are actually doing with their wealth….It all makes sense to me.

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Posted in:Muammar Gaddafi

2011

10

Oct

Paris Hilton and Petra Ecclestone Join Forces of the Day

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Here’s an expected union of forces. I saw this coming the second that Ecclestone brat moved to LA. Two billionaire heirs. Spoiled to shit. Tacky as fuck. Annoying to look at and I can only imagine to listen to…. Using their priviledged lives to be the most disgusting, bottom feeding, vapid, hungry for attention, badly tanned, but at least they are skinny, cunts I’d rather see disappear….reminding me how unfair the world is when a car filled with such trash doesn’t drive off a fucking ravine….

That said, I’d still fuck the “poor little rich girl” herpes she got “cuz daddy was always too busy fucking whores and making money to hug me” off their expensive yet used vaginas…because I’m a pervert.

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Petra Ecclestone

2011

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Oct

Phoebe Price Vagina Flash Working it for the Paparazzi of the Day

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I still don’t know what Phoebe Price is. I don’t know why the paparazzi take pics of her. I don’t know whay she dresses skanky despite being old and doughy and I sure as hell don’t know what’s going on a the pumpkin patch, but it does represent all that is wrong with Hollywood, where even the non famous attention whores have paparazzi after them…See I don’t care that this bitch exists, I just don’t get why the paparazzi care she exist….obviously, they are on pay roll and those scum will do anything for money…and as long as she’s flashing panties, I’ll pay attention…but for the record…I prefer seeing fire crotches getting fucked at all ages….let’s hope that’s the next step.

Posted in:Phoebe Price

2011

10

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

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Most fascinating news of the week….is X-Rated Parties Alleged at Atlanta Rec Center

Here’s the rest of the stepNEWS…..

Caught on Tape: Shootout at Texas gas station

Sex Offender Nearly Joins Michigan School Board

Officials: 200 Cats in Family’s House

Fake Robbery Captured on Camera

Gooey Geyser Sprays Seattle
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Michigan Girl with Terminal Disease Still Harassed by Neighbor
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Here’s the original story that aired a year ago:
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

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Oct