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2011

05

Oct

Naked Athletes for ESPN Bodies of the Day

ESPN The Body takes on SI’s Swimsuit issue by hiring actual sports bitches, I’m talking real life jock bitches to get completely naked and strategically hide their genitals behind their muscles, without realizing that as far as I’m concerned, they never had genitals in the first place, cuz with all that weight lifting comes enlarged clits, higher testosterone and sex appeal you’d think borderline gays would dick… instead of hiring extremely busty, hot, feminine girls to get in skimpy fucking bikinis, in tropical places, that men have been masturbating to for clost to 40 years….makes sense….

Here are the athletes, the cover/top picture is Hope Solo….Soccer player….

Here are the rest….

Alicia Sacramone…..The Gymnast…

Belen Mozo…..The Golfer….

Gretchen Bleiler…..The Snowboarder….

Kelly Kulick…..Bowler…

Stephanie Gilmore….Surfer….

Sylive Fowles….Basketball….

Vera Zvonareva…..Tennis

When ESPN does it, it’s not porn…..

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2011

05

Oct

Amanda Seyfried Hot for Glamour of the Day

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It’s pretty safe to say that Amanda Seyfried is the only celebrity I actually get down to…The reason is pretty simple….she doesn’t buy into the whole celebrity bullshit and I know this because she walks around for the paparazzi unshowered and in sweat pants, looking like shit, because she obviously doesn’t give a fuck and I know girls locally who aren’t famous for shit but they need an hour of prep before leaving the house, and that alone makes her perfect, but on top of that she doesn’t do the cheesy celeb party shit, she can’t be bothered, even though she’s bigger than Lohan ever was….she just isn’t out doing drugs with her vagina hanging out of her pants…and guess what…she actually gets work…work for both kids but then she squeezes out these adult movies where she gets totally naked…and her naked is a fucking vision….so seeing her in Glamour magazine reminds me that not everyone out there deserves to get shit on…..some need to be celebrated through masturbation.

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2011

05

Oct

Pixie Lott Flashing Her Ass When She Performs of the Day

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Pixie Lott is some UK popstar….and she’s teaching kids the first step in getting a record deal and that’s dropping your pants and not worrying the outcome because the nice man with all the money said it would all be ok as long as she lets him do what he wants to her….or maybe she’s just trying to compete with all the international scale popstars who gave up wearing pants a long time ago….you know hung em up and traded them in for socially accepted, much more erotic leotards….and really who cares what message this gives off….kids these days already understand being whores gets them ahead. They are doomed and the good news is I’ll be dead long before they take over…..but I’m glad I’m not dead now cuz I’m appreciating this on stage ass.

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2011

05

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley For Breast Cancer Picture of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley
Elizabeth Hurley For Breast Cancer Picture of the Day

Here’s a classy, amazing, hilarious picture of who I’m guessing is Liz Hurley’s cheating boyfriend grabbing his cock and sticking out his tongue at her during some Breast Cancer Month event she was lending her great breasts to either mock breast cancer, or possibly to challenge breast cancer by hanging this carrot in front of its eyes, like I sometimes do with peanut butter and my dog….or humiliate breast cancer survivors with great natural tits they’ll never have but once had before cancer ruined them…..even the implants covered by their medical insurance can never compare….

Either way, hot old lady. Funny Pic…

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2011

05

Oct

Ali Larter’s Ridiculous Mom Nipples of the Day

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If you’re like me and you like raw nipples from breast milking as much as you like watching girls breast feed in public…than you’ll appreciate these pics of wet new mother rocking with some hard fucking nipples…that even a knitted sweater can’t tame…so here’s Ali Larter doing post pregnancy right, braless, cuz I’m thinking she wants to give her nipples the chance to breathe. Or maybe she’s just eager to show off how big and rock hard they are…

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2011

05

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Tits in Some Black and White Candids of the Day

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I posted paparazzi pictures from the night Lohan was out with Terry Richardson, but her great tits lost to her PANTY FLASH …..

The truth is that great tits or not, I fucking hate Paparazzi pictures, so it was nice to see that Terry Richardson, despite being an overrated hack, took some of his personal shots, cuz photographers love latching onto celebs as much as celebs like latching onto them….because they are a little more titty explicit….enjoy

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2011

05

Oct

Lady Gaga’s Unfortunate See Through of the Day

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Unfortunately Lady Gaga hasn’t died of Lupus yet.

She’s has managed to continue the bullshit. Exploit ugly and gay people all while crying for attention pretending she’s some kind of performing artist and not just a money making tool….

I’m just watching and waiting patiently for terminal illness to end the real disease, which is her.

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2011

05

Oct

Minka Kelly’s Beach Mouth to Mouth Erotica of the Day

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I am offended by all these shitty TV shows that are getting picked up and financed, not because I cant get my own TV show sold and produced, but because Aaron Spelling shows were shit in the 70s, shit in the 90s, and I can only imagine shit now. Sure, bitches running around solving crimes like this is Baywatch nights seems so logical, but seriously, at least re-package the shit under another name and like the throwback shit die with Farah Fawcett.

Here’s some action on set…..Some Minka Kelly doing mouth to mouth in an uneventful body…..throw in some Rachel Taylor and Annie Ilonzeh, bitches I’ve never heard of, but who I guess are the sidekicks in some wet suits, shoot on the beach and you have a recipe for some smut I wish didn’t exist….

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2011

05

Oct

Vanessa Pudgens Yoga Pants of the Day

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If you’re a chick and you’re wondering how Vanessa Hudgens intends on losing her new found fatness, it’s through yoga….

If you’re a dude, yoga means one of two things – flexibility/ the ability for a bitch to eat out her own pussy and yoga pants tha make watching a bitch try to eat out her own pussy heavily erotic, not that I’ve ever gone to a yoga class, I’m more into just watching sweaty girls leaving, all tight assed and able bodied….

Not that Hudgens on her quest to be a dumpy lesbian is either of those things, but I like to document her progress on that because I’m pathetic and have nothing better to do….

I don’t get why the paparazzi didn’t get any ass shots…cuz fat chick or not, I’ll always stare at an ass squeezed into yoga pants..

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2011

05

Oct

Lara Stone in Some Bondage Gear For Vogue Japan of the Day

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Here’s Lara Stone . She’s a model. She’s a busty model. She’s a very busy model that part of me hates because she tried to sue me for posting her honeymoon pictures and the other part of me wants to fuck her because she’s got great tits , is tall and skinny and has this Claudia Schiffer thing going on….Either way, here she is in some bullshit photoshoot.

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