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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

Oct

Jessica Biel Hard Nipple of the Day

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Here’s some Jessica Biel hard nipple. I figure that just because I haven’t been able to get hard over hard nipples since I was 14, that doesn’t mean you don’t get off to hard nipples….especially when they are on your favorite rock hard, wide shouldered, bad girl from Seventh Heaven you used to jerk off to on Sundays because it was on the one channel you had on TV and you had seen her details photoshoot when you were working in the pharmacy no one respected you at, but where you manage to extort and steal pills from the expired pill pile to sell for money to fuck hookers…when you weren’t at home on sunday, hungover and watching Jessica Biel pretend to know god…and by watching I mean masturbating….before all this fucking Justin Timberlake up the ass with a strap-on shit surfaced….

If you know what I mean….

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2011

Oct

Ciara’s Shitty Nip Slip of the Day

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I don’t know where these shitty nipple slip pictures are from, or if they are even legit. More importantly, I don’t even know if Ciara is a chick…I just figured I’d post them cuz someone emailed me and I felt so honored to get an email that I have no choice but to do what it says…I mean that coupled with the fact that I never get nipple pics anymore and the foundation of this site was not on freedom, or ethics, or strong moral value, but on nipple slips….so I have a very special place for them in my heart and on my site….even if they suck…like these ones do.

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2011

Oct

Rihanna Does Vogue UK Of the Day

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Rihanna is in Vogue UK, where she tells the world she hates being a role model, maybe because she’s a gully trashy bitch who likes getting her pussy filled when she’s not busy going mental on gay dudes so they lash out on the bitch, you know all horny and shit always rubbing her cunt on anything she can rub it on, as her biological clock is tickin’….all them Bajan girls are usually knocked up by 16, making Rihanna 10 years too late and a empty uterus leads to damage…now if only all those 12 year old girls weren’t making her millions of dollars, then she could do what she knows best, prostitution…what you think getting famous happens that easy for a girl in the islands….

Here are some recent concert pics…from her better unphotoshopped thick crotch heavy angle…

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2011

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens In Some Short Shorts Showing Off Leg of the Day

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I can’t do an ASHLEY TISDALE and leave out her better half….because I have this plan to make High School musical better, it’s just got a series surgeries that involve grafting Hudgens head on Tisdale’s body, like I want to graft a condom on my penis so that I never have to get in a nasty bitch unprotected again, even though I fucking hate condoms and think they are built for pussies who shouldn’t be fucking in the first place, in a can’t handle the head, get out of the kitchen you scared of unwanted pregnancy, AIDS, or other STIs cunt, but because I think it’d be a good party trick….

I don’t know what I’m saying, I’m distracted by Hudgens’ vagina, 2 sizes too small shorts, because I now the furry little squirrel of a vagina hiding under there, I saw it when it was allegedly 17, even though I think that was just strategy to get sites to take the shit down, a strategy that was actually way more erotic than the pics themselves….

So here’s Pudgens, making efforts…

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2011

Oct

Selma Blair’s a New Mom in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Selma Blair had a baby. Now she is working off her baby weight like so many women I watch in the park doing their post pregnancy classes, stretching and sweating in efforts to regain the use of their bodies, hopefully tightening up their vaginas, but never fully restoring their shit, cuz like so many women before them, having a kid is pretty much the equivalent of writing off being at your best, but at least it feeds some kind of ego that they are leaving a legacy, while giving their hormones exactly what they need, since being a mom is all part of being a woman….or some shit…I won’t understand cuz I’m too busy staring at their tits, like the frat boy I’ve always hated….because like it or not…all dudes, even the classy and educated ones are fucking perverts….and we all like our milk filled tits….so nourishing…

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2011

Oct

Victoria Justice Tight Young Body at the Footloose Premiere of the Day

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Victoria Justice was at the Footloose premiere like she was ASHLEY TISDALE …only she didn’t bring out an ugly by hollywood standards face with her, you know one that looks asymmetrical and like it is sucking on lemons, but instead all 18….and young, fresh, vibrant, tight, easy to pass off as 15, like you were my pervert neighbor, who only fucks 16 year old runaways cuz he finds them less demanding than older bitches with their marriage, relationship, kids bullshit…cuz they are kids and he figures if no one wants them, and they can’t get work, he might as well help them out, if anything it is charity work….the kind of charity work I’d like to rock inside Victoria Justice.

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2011

Oct

Ashely Tisdale Busted Face Dressed Up of the Day

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Ashley “The Face” Tisdale is one of the least attractive faces in Hollywood, but she counter balances that disgusting with a little botched plastic surgery and a lot of working out, making her have this tight body that I’m much more used to seeing in work out clothes than attending events, because I guess being “The Face” makes it hard to leave the house and mingle with other beautiful people, because you know they’re just looking in disgust, judging internally, all while feeling sorry for you and only taking the time to talk to you because it’s like make a wish foundation or charity function and they’d feel subhuman if they didn’t talk to the face that would be fine in everyday life, but that chose to go hollywood, despite all the pressure to be hot…..but then again maybe I’m looking into this too much….here she is at the Footloose The Next Generation premiere, because Hollywood has no originality….I wonder if she’s playing Kevin Bacon’s part?! Everybody Footloose.

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2011

Oct

Elisabetta Canalis’ Shows Off Her Ripped Body of the Day

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I was never a big fan of this Elisabetta Canaalis prostitute. To me she always looked a little hard and manly, the kind of bitch you’d expect a guy you just assumed was gay all these years to date, because if anything she’d make for a good front provided you did have to fuck her, or maybe the guy you think is gay doesn’t know that he is gay, making for a whole other bag of issues I don’t really care about, cuz he’s moved onto a pro wrestler, and this bitch has moved onto Dancing with the Stars to hold onto that media attention her vagina finally got her after trying so hard, filling it with powerful men over and over again slowly progressing until hitting Italy obsessed Hollywood cock, I have a feeling she hunted down and captured so that she could live the fucking dream….and if DWTS is the dream, then here are the ABS to go with it….abs so hard no woman should ever have them but I do think her shirt should become a trend in high school gym uniforms everywhere…

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2011

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

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The news is really good today, even though it is always a tragedy when one of our own goes down for groping unsuspecting women like the pervert her is, you know in one of those failed to creep situations…..but this bikini parade world record shit seriously makes up for it….

To see the other goodness…click the links below…

Brooklyn Man Accused Of Groping Women Arrested
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Shotgun Bar Robbery Caught On Tape in Philadelphia
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Man Charged in Rape of Woman, 80, Breaks Down In Court
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Police are searching for PA couple that locked boy in coffin
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Crying Baby Gets Mom Kicked Off OR Bus
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Homecoming Queen Nails Game Winning Field Goal at Home Coming
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