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2011

13

Sep

Michelle Williams is an Ugly Marilyn Monroe for Vogue of the Day

I never found Michelle Williams good looking, I always just assumed she was a front for Heath Ledger’s homosexuality with Jake Gyllenhaal, because she had the sex appeal of dude and to someone who wasn’t into women, but got a little drunk on set, knocking her up, leading to serious drug use, to deal with being a gay man with a pregnant chick, forced to get married, and off himself because it was too much for him to live with…..so when I saw that Vogue cast her to play out Marilyn Monroe, I knew it wouldn’t be as hot as seeing Marilyn Monroe, or even as hot as WATCHING HER FUCK IN BLUE VALENTINE ….if anything I knew it’d be comical seeing a bitch who isn’t hot trying to be sexy…..and it turns out they gave her cleavage…and it’s not nearly as bad as I wanted it to be…but that’s just because cleavage always wins me over….and here are the pics…

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2011

13

Sep

Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Tight Red Cleavage Exposing Dress of the Day

I like to laugh at Jennifer Love Hewitt for being a lot fatter than the skinny little frame with big tits that got her famous…you know because I like to point out the flaws of a girl who probably had a serious ego years ago….before the cankles caught up with her chest….but it turns out that with the right straps, harnesses, and tightness of a dress in place, she can look pretty fucking good…and that kind of movie magic, high budget wardrobe, coupled with her feelings of inadequacy cuz she can’t keep a man long enough to get pregnant to justify her body, makes her a pretty good fucking catch, all broken down and alone….and really she’s probably better than any of the trash you’ve fucked..not that that pile of rotting sandwich meat covered in cum in the corner of your bedroom is all that hard to beat when it comes to vagina copetitions….so here she is doing the Chris Deburgh in red….titties out and better than she’s been in a while all modeling and shit…I’m sure she’s thanking god for spanx…I know I am….you know on girls I look at in pictures and not girls I bring home…cuz that false marketing fucks me up when I get a bitch naked and am forced to face the truth when it’s too late to run….Luckily I have no standards….

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2011

13

Sep

Lucy Hale Ass in Shorts of the Day

I have a jean short fetish….and not like a gay club kid in the 90s gone roller skating kinda way…. but in a bitches look amazing no matter how fat their asses are in a short, tight, pair of jean shorts…

I don’t know who this Lucy Hale chick is, but she’s 22 and on some ABC bullshit…but more importantly she is not only wearing jean shorts…but she’s also posing with jean shorts..catering to my whole country girl, farmer’s daughter, Daisy Duke wearing, inbreeding after coming home from a bowling tournament in my small town to fuck my stepdaughter with my team in our trailer park fetish…..

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2011

13

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

The world is fucked…and I love it….I don’t know if it is the alcohol speaking but my depression…that dark place I’ve been for the last decade or two finally has light..because I’ve accepted failure…and find so much so easy to laugh at….seriously…it’s all about perspective and idiots or modern day clowns bring joy…

Here’s the latest news…..

Caught on Tape: Man Uses Stun-Gun In Fight At Jets Game
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AZ Woman Attacked Ex with Meat Cleaver
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NYPD Cop Taped Dirty Dancing at Parade
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Sammi ‘Sweetheart’ Giancola on Good Day NY
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Caught on Tape: UCF student tries to fight police at football game, loses
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Clogged toilet leads to airport security scare
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Ohio cop suspended for Fantasy Football
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Glowing cats help fight against AIDS
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Memphis Strip Clubs Lose Licenses for Drugs and Prostitution
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TN Teens Lie About Kidnapping To Get Out Of School
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2011

13

Sep

The Dude from Glee’s Ass in a Dress of the Day

Here’s that dude from Glee who may not even be a dude, but who leaves me as confused about her gender as her audience is about their sexuality…or even their gender…because Glee is single handedly the gayest experience on TV with its accepting of gays, bis, straights and trannies, and the ignorant person in me thinks that it may even be breeding the weird kids in high school to think they are fags in order to fit in cuz gay looks so fun…..

Lea Micheles is the poster girl of the shit, and her ass is poppin’ in her dress, which could be a homo experience….but then again it may also be straight…and what it all comes down to is that our world is fucked with all this confusion….but not as fucked as her face…

Here she is at some other event showing what could be tit….

Posted in:Lea Michele

2011

13

Sep

Jamie-Lynn Sigler Possible Cameltoe of the Day

I love high waisted pants on any bitch they are on, because they always burrow up into a bitches vagina and settle in….even when they are on some bitch from the Sopranos 10 years ago….who is likely an actual mom…and who’s cameltoe may just be shadow or some kind of optical illusion cuz I can’t seem to see any clit….making these pics a disappointment, but when you’re me, everything is a disappointment…

Here are some tit to make up for the cameltoe scandal that may not have been a cameltoe…

Posted in:Jamie Lynn Sigler

2011

13

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Hard drinking my life away is actually a lot of fun…sure I forget anything intelligent I think I come up with and have concentration issues except when I’m completely wasted, but it’s better going to work every day like some kind of loser normal person….I’m still drinking from last night and it’s like being on an all inclusive resort, only instead of being surrounded by paradise, I’m in poverty hell with an obese woman who stinks…reminding me why I drink…Not that you care….cuz your life sucks too…

Here are some things going on around the internet to start your miserable day….

Dumbest Stuff on Wheels – Another Compilation – VIDEO
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Sexiest Rookie Cheerleaders of NFL 2011 Season
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Free Cam Shows, that’s Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Fun with Slow Motion
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Girl On Girl: Tonya Michelle and Jessica Vaugn
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Well Hello There Ashley
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INDUSTRIAL VOGUE
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Snooki is Stupid and I Fucking Hate Her
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This Hottie Doesn’t Need a Cock to Get Off
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Honda’s Motorcycle Briefcase….That Hardly Looks Convenient….
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The 25 Hottest Women From HBO Shows
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If You’re Gonna Be a Kindergarten Teacher You Should Probably Leave the Meth and Guns at Home
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Posted in:MHD

2011

13

Sep

Top Girls Weighing Themselves Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

People jerk off to Youtube and as far as I’m concerned that makes Youtube a porn site. Which is funny because Google considers DrunkenStepfather a pornsite, and blacklists me, while all I’m doing is posting paparazzi pics and Youtube videos. The world is backwards….white washed bullshit….and today’s fetish is bitches weighing themselves, not hot to me, but hot to someone…that’s why these videos exist.

Two Girls One Scale….

Public Weighing….

Revisiting a Fat Chick in a Bikini Weighing Herself…

Some Fighting Bitches Weighing In

Wal Mart Weigh In…

This Bitch Goes Around the Scale a Few Times……..

Weighing Herself in High Heels…

Amazon Weigh In….

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just out in a flash flood…..It was like a fucking tsunami….maybe I’m exagerating…but there were a whole lot of girls running around getting ravaged by the storm…all wet and hard nippled and I’m still hard thinking about it….next time I’ll aim to get some pics…but I’m already known as the local pervert…so maybe I’ll just keep the imagery for my pervert self…while you guys use the internet for your boner needs…

Here are a whole fucking lot of stepLINKS…..CLICK THEM ALL EQUALLY…

Kat Von D is Going Bald and Not On Her Vagina
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Gabriela Spanic is Some Spanish Slut and Here Are Some Photos Of Her
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30 Most Cliche Dorm Posters
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Live Web Cam Sluts Because The Week Needs to Start Off With a Bang
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Lady Gaga See Through Outfit
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This Will Turn the Bitches On
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Mark Wahlberg’s House is For Sale – Here are the Pics To Remind You Why You Can’t Get Laid….
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Rose McGowan’s Amazing Tight Body in Workout Gear
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Well Hello There Tracy
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Five Pieces of Fictional X-Ray Technology You Wish You Owned
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George Clooney’s 10 Hottest Hook-Ups
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College Football Top 25 Rankings: Cheerleader Pics Edition
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Miranda Kerr’s Fashionable Bikini Pictures
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Kitty Lea is Pretty Hot
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Jenga Dog Will Shut You Down
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Free Cam Shows, Oh Yeah!ù
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Husband Beats Wife – Son Turns Up To Beat Him Until He Pees Himself…
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Amateur Chick Eats Pussy for the First Time
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Jason Sudeikis Wants His Nuts In Lindsay Lohan’s Mouth But More Importantly WTF IS GOING ON WITH HER FACE?
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Natasha Hamilton Panty Peek
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Man WTF is Going On With Madonna’s FaceÉ
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I Can’t Be Sure But I Think Jeremy Piven is Going Insane
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Vacuuming Fire Video
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You Can See Lady Gaga’s Underwear, What Else is New
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Jessica Rafalowski is a Beach Bunny
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I’d Like to Be all Over Alexis Love’s Ass
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Nikki B is Sexy All Right
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Daycare Owner Popped For Drugging And Beating The Kids
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Lesbian Orgy at the Stables – VIDEO
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A Topless Model & Her Breasts Show Us True Beauty
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Rachel Bilson Sexiness
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Kayden Kross Sticks Her Fingers Down Her Panties
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Toddlers and Tiaras Todder is Dressed as a Prostitute – VIDEO
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Hottie in a Short Dress
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Ladies Who Attended Bing’s CW Premiere Party
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2 Lesbian Teens on Webcam
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Dannii Shows You her Hidden Talent
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Lake Bell is Looking Hot in This Photoshoot
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Douchbag Fail – VIDEO
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Crazy Japanese Shit of the Day – VIDEO
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Lady Gaga Insanity of the Day
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Seth Green HAS to Be Paying This Hot Chick to Be with Him, Cause There is No Way He is Banging a Chick This Hot
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Victoria Justice Finishes Things Off
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Security Can’t Handle THis Slut
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Fucked In the Elevator
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4 Guys Forcing a Crying Girl Weirdness
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Camping Sex
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Latex Lesbians
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So Many Candles in this Pussy….It’s Insane
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Nudist Shaving a Pussy in Public….
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Hooker Shits Herself
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Girl On Phone With Customer Service While Getting Fucked
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How To Ruin Your Vagina
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

12

Sep

Katie Holmes in Short Shorts of the Day

Here are some Alien worshipping, brainwashed and controled by a gay midget, wearing a pair of short demin short, giving us a glimpse of all she’s thrown away, all from being a broken down celeb, insecure in her career, in need of some level of stability to attach herself to…and it’s too bad cuz I saw her tits in a movie years ago and expected a hugely different hustle for her…but there’s always a hope of divorce, selling off her kid to science for being a miracle baby that came out of sexless relationships, and a topless comeback…but until then…these shorts are the best we get of Katie Holmes.

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