2022
06
Sep
Tiny Tits are titties too!
Stop Tiny Tit hate!
Stop Tiny Tit discrimination!
Make Tiny Tit get as many Hits are big hangers, because that’s inclusivity, that’s diversity!
I figure if more tiny tits loved themselves, we’d be in a better place in society!
So let’s champion that!
Posted in:TINY TITS
2022
06
Sep
I don’t know if this is one of Stella Hudgens’ fan subscription site content pieces that was leaked to the internet because nerds realized they can make pods or newsgroups or discord groups where each member throws in 1 dollar and they can collective have access to all their favorite OnlyFans girls,
If 1000 people pay their dollar a month, you can subscribe to 100 ONLYFANS girls and get all their content!
I think I just found the hole in the system, the flaw, the loophole, get all the shitty content they try to bait us in with, they sleazy captions that are written by the worst porn writers around, only to end up with content like this, that’s not even her fucking herself with household objects, what low expectation fuck is into this bullshit, it’s gotta be the free preview! Let’s hope it’s the free preview!
Stella Hudgens is Vanessa Hudgens little sister who is either trying to rebel trying to exploit, or trying to prove that she can make her own money the right way, through prostitution, cuz it makes her horny!
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Posted in:Stella Hudgens
2022
06
Sep
Based on the popularity of tight pants, it is safe to assume that the people who invested in YEAST INFECTION manufacturers have come out on top, because tight pants are the key to solid yeast infections and it seems like pretty much all bitches wear nothing but tight pants, leading me to believe that Yeast infections are up 1000 percent, year over year!
Yes, I should have my own financial advice blog, you know the meme stock master who has never won, but my theories are pretty solid, like this one!
Next up, you should invest in caskets, because we’re all going to die, probably not from the yeast infections, but it wouldn’t be the worst thing, you know considering the source is a pussy and I love pussy!
Here are some ladies showing off tight pants, which to me is romance, every time I walk up on a pair in human form!
Posted in:Tight Pants
2022
06
Sep
We can all agree that the best thing to wear to the beach is nothing, you know, you don’t need those annoying shorts getting in the way of jerking it to all those half naked in their swimwear chicks, because swimwear is a fucking fetish, wet, tight, half naked women frolicking in the water, brilliant! I’ll stare at that!
Posted in:swimsuit
2022
06
Sep
There’s a really disappointing topless picture of the dumptruck they cast to play Betty from the Archie comics, which to anyone who read Archie Comics growing up, was a spit in our fucking faces, because the original Betty was a hot, fun, blonde girl, not a fucking dumptruck power lifting, who chose powerlifting donuts not weights as her form of power lifting!
The best thing about this, is that her PR people are obviously trying to spin being on that hit show, having those 20 million followers, into being something more important than she is!
She can’t just be a one hit wonder who accidentally got cast in something that hit, she must be a legit talent that they need to send to places like Venice for film festivals to really exploit this celebrity thing!
They clearly have people magazine in the palm of their hand, because the fat neck and fat tit flasher from her balcony, something celebs of the past would avoid being caught doing, trust me, I’ve had lawyers letters sent for posting pics of them topless on balcony, is out here uploading it to the internet!
In fact, I received lawyers letters to take down her actual topless pics she took with her ex bf who played Jughead, so this calculated toplessness, that has no nipple, is just boring!
The funniest thing about it is that People magazine posted the topless pics, because they are the new Playboy, no nipples so it’s SAFE FOR WORK and AD friendly, unless it’s on DrunkenStepfather, then it’s porn!
But yeah, their headline:
Lili Reinhart Shows Off Her Natural Beauty in Empowering Topless Photo Taken on a Rooftop in Venice
Empowering? For fat necks? For broad backs? For meaty arms? I’m not getting the empowerment, but OK!
Lili’s own caption was fucking weird too:
It’s me, your little Venice bitch.
Little is subjective, I guess, little while standing next to an elephant maybe!
Posted in:Lili Reinhart
2022
06
Sep
Stella Mawell is the lesbian to the stars because she managed to move in via the “Fashion Model” industry, because I guess she’s tall, skinny, had the right look and the right friends, and use that to become some hot Victoria’s Secret angel that they made up into one of those fantasy types of women that are banned from society now that everyone is fat and ugly, but that we still have a memory of, and being the hot fantasy chick for a bunch of soulless rich people who needed to dyke out to be LGBTQ++++++, but didn’t want to do it with a real traditional boot wearing dyke, found comfort in this pussy!
You know, these people so basic they do scissoring lesbian sex to fit into the narrative, but need to do it with a traditionally hot chick, tall blonde and skinny lingerie model, because THEY’re as into unrealistic bodies as we are!
So maybe that’s a sign to bring that shit back!
Make Hot Chicks Great Again!
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Posted in:Stella Maxwell
2022
06
Sep
Dua Lipa’s the popstar of the era, she still attracts massive crowds of people, she’s got big viral hits thanks to TikTok, that people around the world awkwardly dance to, or make embarrassing videos they hope will make them famous to, but like all girls of her generation, she needs to show off her ass by the pool to really matter!
The money, the fame, the success, the hits, the legacy with shitty videogame caliber music ain’t shit, unless there’s consistent shameless selfies of her body to give people something to jerk off to, or at least want to fuck!
Popstars have always been slutty, it’s part of the job, but in a world that is so slutty, and that requires girls to self shoot their slutty, it reduces top tier talent down to the girl at the grocery store with a dream who just siged up to only fans, equally desperate because they are likely eqaully unhappy!
I’ll stare at all the smut they produce, but still think they are trash and not in a hooker I’d be into fucking because she’s trash kind of way, but a leave her in a dumpster she sucks kind of way, which I guess isn’t all that different of a concept!
Here’s a round-up of her other smut from her IG, including a brand partnership with Evian that we’ll assume she made 1 million on, and other SLUTTY outfits! She
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Posted in:Dua Lipa
2022
06
Sep
Got Milk?
I’ve always found breast feeding hot because of the whole engorged breast thing, but also becasue tits were pulled out in public, like it’s not a thing, because ultimately, it’s not a thing, it’s just a tit!
Maybe it is because I wasn’t breast fed as a child, maybe I am indoctrinated by 50 years of titty content celebrating tit, but I love tits and if a set of tits are anywhere near me, even clothed, I’m looking at them, so the whole feeding my baby in public, like a little slut, speaks to me, not only do we know she’s been cummed in and fucked to completion but we also know we can live off her in a natural disaster, all while getting to see her nipples in public, ain’t much better than breast feeding, at least that’s what I assume some of these ladies are trying to prove, because they are sexualizing their lactation for US!
Reminding me that any girl mad I stare as they breast feed at the dinner table is a fucking liar, the second she can, she sexualizes those milk-filled tits, like a common stripper trying to make crack money!
So if you get a dirty look from a girl breast feeding, you let her know, you know, that breast feeding may be the natural action of a titty, but that doesn’t mean it’s still not a titty, or that she’s not a titty owner who likes being jerked off to, just maybe not by you!
Posted in:Lactating
2022
06
Sep
You gotta wonder about Big Pharma or the Medical industry as a whole when they charge a motherfucker something like 500 dollars for a Tylenol on their hospital bill, yet hand you out vaccines to some virus that had a 99 percent survival rate like it was candy, you know KEEP on taking it until you grow a dick out of your forehead, because it’s never been tested on humans, you are the human trial!
I keep seeing them push the fourth shot, and people are so excited by it, not realizing how insane getting 4 shots of a vaccine in 1.5 years is!
Not that Medical Workers are to blame, they are just in the system, but it would have been nice if they made it clear that COVID wasn’t a big deal, instead of milking it for attention, telling everyone the struggles to keep the lies going, only to change their tune when it was too late and they were being threatened to get fired if they didn’t get the shot!
I was with some girls this weekend, all vaccinated, so you’d probably want to avoid putting your dick in them, all got it to keep their jobs, all under 30, and all angry about it now that they have weird health issues that they blame on the shot and I blame the medical workers for it, so I take it out on them by hate jerking off to them in scrubs, since they all realize they need another revenue stream in case their livelihood gets threatened for not complying with insanity again!
They make a whole campaign against bullying, a whole girls kill themselves if you slut shame them or if you make fun of them on the internet, but then they come and bully motherfuckers to force inject them, what a weirdo fucking world!
But it is a world where girls will basically produce porn with their nametag from their day job on, when I’m from an era where girls wouldn’t send panty pics in the event they became president, when we all knew that no one was becoming president, oh how we evolved!
Posted in:NURSES
2022
06
Sep
MILFs, the pussy that has done what the pussy was meant to do, MAKE BABIES!
Despite what the media pushes on these young women out there, you know to live life like a gay man, because career, empty sex with random people, to scratch that itch and to not have a higher level meaningful experience, so that you can focus on making money, being a self absorbed narcissist, with no real purpose beyond consuming, so that one day, when you’re too old to reproduce because your vagina dries up and people target the younger hotter version of you, you can use that money to pay for medically assisted suicide to end it all, you meaningless, dehumanized cunt, but at least you have all those designer purses, or whatever the obsessive collectible is to replace family and kids!
The point is, these ladies did sex to completion, and are using nudes to either show that off, or try to compete with the indoctrinated girls who don’t have kids, via sex work, since it’s all about the money people, in this money based society!
In another life, I was not into MILFs, but now that the MILFs are about half my age, they can be hot, plus when you realize they’re trying to kill off women from breeding for climate change or whatever, getting them to give themselves hysterectomies to live out a life as a dude, the whole idea of a mom is almost hot, better when she’s spreading that mom pussy to remind you she is a sex object in hotter ways than seeing her being yelled at at at the grocery store by what you could argue is the worst reminder that she has sex – a shitty, loud, annoying, piece of shit kid, because society is fucked, we don’t stand a chance!
Posted in:Milf
