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Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day

Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day

Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day

Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

Sep

Holly Madison Tits at a Shitty Event cuz She’s Shitty of the Day

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I have issues with these Playboy trash, got naked in Playboy cuz it paid better than those years getting naked on the stripper pole, plus it came with promises of fame, success, TV deals, and becoming the next Pam Anderson, only without making the right movies like having a sex tape, she’s ended up just getting invites to shitty Vegas events cuz she lives in Vegas cuz that’s just the kind of trash she is….

I figure the sex tape shit doesn’t work out for whores you think are whores anyway, we’re so porn saturated, who cares if a naked bitch who got paidto get naked, is getting fucked, sure we’ll watch it…but it’s expected.

I mean Karissa Shannon Tried It With a Black Guy and it didn’t do shit for her fame…and KENDRA TRIED ONE WITH A HANDICAPPED PERSON WHEN SHE WAS 19 AND MEATY PUSSIED ….and it didn’t do shit for her….but I like seeing everyone fuck, even expected obvious whores, so Holly Madison needs to step it up….and stomp the yard…

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2011

Sep

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

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Hilary Duff is Street Walking in brazil…and I assume it has something to do with her husband being a homo jock who can only fuck girls who either look like they have a dick when fucking them up the ass from behind…or have a dick…and now that she’s pregnant she’s out looking for and recruiting some tranny sluts to meet his needs…you know since he gave her what she always wanted…her baby….

Here she is at the Brazilian airport….landing for her journey I assume is for his sexual needs, you know hockey season is starting soon and you can’t use a pregnant woman for a Hazing ritual…it just doesn’t work.

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2011

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some news…..to keep you informed…cuz I am a provider of quality information too you….and I’d like to be rewarded with nude pics of girls….cuz my wife’s not cutting it…and hasn’t for years…I mean unless we’re talking about cake…in which case she is cutting it…but usually with a fork as she shovels it down her fat face.

Memphis Cop Caught In Dangerous Love Triangle
A married Memphis police officer, who also has a fiancee, was dating a woman, her niece. Now she shot him with a gun.
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CT Man Arrested Breaking Into Dog Pound To Save Pup
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Smart Phone App Helps Find Lost Pets
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No Going Topless at Phoenix Hotel, Even For Heidi Klum
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Gamers Re-Enact Call of Duty at XP Event
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Caught on Tape: Minivan crashes into gas pump in Florida
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Raw Sewage Dumped in Colorado Homes
A back up in a city line dumped tens of thousands of gallons of raw sewage into two Colorado homes.
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Passengers stranded on Disney ride
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Pregnant woman caught trying to break into Arizona horse racing track
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2011

Sep

Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Olivia Munn has historically been a fucking scam.

She was some average at best looking whore who wanted to be on TV….so she found a loop hole and managed to get on some nerd TV show…where she was ugly enough to make the nerds feel like they had a chance….and spoke their language which made them so fucking horny they couldn’t process the binary code they were learning like they were asian….

I know a nerd, who first hand went down to attack of the show after making some money on the internet, and when he did the meet and greet with her, his aspergers didn’t let him read the signs that she wanted nothing to do with him, so he asked her out, you know since he had masturbated to her so much, he felt like they were actually in love, only to have her laugh in his face cuz she doesn’t work for the fucking nerds, she doesn’t like their shit, it was just a fucking stepping stone to get her into the industry, when she should be working as a fucking tour guide at the zoo or something…

She’s a waste of time, but since I hate nerds and think it is funny that she conned them and that she’s in a bikini….I’ll pay attention to her sometimes…this is one of those times.

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2011

Sep

Top Girls Crushing Shit with their Feet Fetish Youtube Videos of the Day

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In the event you don’t read this site, which I think is probably the case, I like to pull up random obscure, if not creepy fetish videos I know guys jerk off to on youtube….because I like pointing out that porn is a subjective thing, and clearly, what’s not porn to Google is porn to the people jerking off to it….cuz that’s what it is intended for…..

I know guys get off to girls stepping on things in heels, cuz a hooker I once hired told me she had a regular Jewish lawyer, who would pay her to step on shit in heels when his wife was out for the night…and he’d pay her 1000 dollars a week for it….fucking twisted shit…more twisted than celeb tit….

Here are the top girls stepping on shit videos I could find….

Heels Breaking Model Trucks…So Hot I just Came

Girl in Hells Makin’ Peanut butter … cuz everyone love peanut butter especially if they have a dog….

Girls Crushing Food…..Ok….THat’s a more normal….

Girl Crushing a Doll Barefoot…..Even

Girl Crushing an Empty Can…How Can you Not Find This Erotic

Woman Crushing Her Baby Clothes in her Heels….

Here’s the last one…cuz there’s two bitches…so much crushing….

Fucking weirdos…

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2011

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went out to a bar I got drunk at months ago and caused a scene…and guess what…the bar tender remembered me because I kept calling her boyfriend a janitor….even though I don’t know who her boyfriend is…but I was convinced the motherfucker mopped floors…and really there’s nothing wrong with being a janitor…some of the cleanest floors are thanks to janitors…but she thought there was…and asked me to leave….but I’m skilled and capable and went to the bar next door and got wasted…Like Destiny’s Child…or a battered wife…or war torn refuge…I’m a fucking survivor….

Here’s some shit going on around the internest…

And That’s Why a Wife Needs to Listen to Her Husband
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The 100 Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Believe in Giving Back
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Oprah Versus Yelling Goat
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Mileena Hayes is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Wendy’s Tits Are Outta Hand
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Kate Bosworth: ‘Alexander Skarsgard is an Incredible Rapist’
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Live Cam Shows that Will Drive You Wild
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Blonde Slut With a Dildo In Her Ass
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How About Some Lily Cole?
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This Video Warmed Even My Ice Cold Heart. Seriously – VIDEO
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2011

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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So I’m into nude pics of girls…It’s a hobby, a passion, fun, pleasurable…It’s part of the reason I started the site.

In fact the first post I wrote back in 2004 was telling people to send me nudes of their moms, sisters, exes, anyone so long as they were nude….and not much has changed…

So the other day some girl’s messaging me on twitter, I assume she’s 18, cuz who the fuck knows my site who isn’t 18 and she decides to send a pic…it wasn’t even a good pic…and I didn’t even really care to get the pic…but she insisnted I use it for my post…

Then I get this email…

ok this is an underage girl, if you post this I will be forced to take legal action.

I repeat do NOT use this image or face legal consuquences

You have been duly warned

Now this is a clever Vanessa Hudgens strategy of regretting the nude pic, remembering people will recognize your tattoo and hoping to put a stop to me posthing the shit, even though I never post nudes, it’s my reward for running a shitty site that doesn’t make me money….

So I respond…cuz I hate underage nude girls sending me shit unsolicited….then I get this….saying “how the hell am I supposed to know your age, you sent me the pic”….and I get this:

i’m sorry I did not make my message clear. this is my daughter’s email, i found it open with these messages sent.

I am holding no fault against you for anything, and as long as these pictures are not posted on an online forum everything is fine.

I just discovered this so I wanted to warn you so that you did not engage in an activity i’m sure you think is attrocious.

Sorry for all of this.

Sincerely,
Guardian of aforementioned teen

So, I respond:

You should send her to boarding school. She is clearly trouble. I bet it all started when you gave written consent for that tattoo.

Tattoos on asses are the gateway to sending unsuspecting strangers awkward half naked pics.

And the funny thing is the nude pic wasn’t even really nude….and it definitely wasn’t hot…people are insane…and I hate these dumb girls taking nude pics of themselves…at least wait til you’re 18 like a normal slut who doesn’t want to get in trouble…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Stretch Mark Filled LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini Showing Offf Fake Tit
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Jane Fonda’s Biggest Regret in Life Involves Missing Out on Some Dick
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Paltrow May Have Hard Nipples
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Coco Bikini With Ice T
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Shirt o the Day
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Live Cam Shows To Make a Shitty Monday a Little Better
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Goat Video of the DAy
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Nicky is the Stuff Dreams are Made Of
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A Tribuite to Hardworking Hooters Girls on Labor Day
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The 15 Hottest Women Who Have Voiced Cartoon Characters
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Danica Thrall in Black Lingerie
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Audrina Patridge is Deformed
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Free Cam Shows From Me to You
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This Going to the Store Video is Gross and Mental and Sexually Confusing and Just Watch It – VIDEO
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18 Year Old and a Dildo – VIDEO
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35 Sexiest Sportscasters from Around the World
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Katie Price Panty Upskirt
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Kate Winslet and Her Tits in a Dress
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And More of Coco Being Slutty
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Guess Who Wants a Breast Reduction
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More Scarlett Johansson on the Set of the Avengers
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Diana Morales Lingerie Shoot
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Why Women Live Longer – A Gallery
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Even the Tea Party Hates Sarah Palin. Jesus.
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Check Out This Big Tittied Duo
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Body Painted Naked Model Arrested In Times Square
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Some Gisele Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Busty Latina Gets Herself Off
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Bar Refaeli Hotness
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Now Thats a Short School Girl Skirt
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Gabrielle Union Bikini Hotness
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British Chat Roulette Slut
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Autumn Riley is Naked
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Sophie Reade is Totally Sexy
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Guy Attacks Car With Bat – VIDEO
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Banned University Ad – VIDEO
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Holly Madison, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Have a Honeymoon Video
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Minka Kelly is On the New Charlie’s Angels Television Show
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Rob Kardashian Calls his Sister a Whore Because She Is One…
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2011

Sep

Miranda Kerr’s Amaazing Runway Sheer- Panty Flash of the Day

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I generally don’t love thinking about mom pussy…but I do love panty flashes, or vagina flashes, or just vagina in general, that if it comes along, I can’t turn my back to it….

I generally do love bikini models, whether they have mom pussy or not….especially when they are bikini and lingerie models….

I generally don’t love when girls know they have the potential of flashing panty, you know like by wearing a short skirt, so they double up and put on a pair of thick boyshorts on, so there is no embarrassming….

I generally do love when a girl wears sheer panties or no panties under all circumstances….

What I’m trying to say is that other bitches would have rocked a thick pair of underwear when modeling for fear of something like this happening, but Miranda Kerr just carries it like a fucking pro…maybe cuz she wanted this to happen…and mom pussy or not…shit looks tight to me…..

Amazing.

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2011

Sep

Phoebe Price in her America Bikini of the Day

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The highlight on my Phoebe Price relationship wasn’t the day she added me to facebook, but was the day I was the first person to LIKE when she went to the hospital for cracking her head open….

I mean other than trying to figure out who the fuck Phoebe Price is or why the paparazzi take pictures of her….I mean I get she gets in her bikini and shows off her old body, but what the fuck is the point of her….From what I understand she’s a rich southerner who pays them to give her some level of celebrity…cuz that’s what you do when you’re an attention seeking rich girl with money to spend on uselessness…but even with that…why the fuck do I post on her…

Oh right…cuz of the bikinis….I am a slave to the bikinis…

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2011

Sep

Gabi Rebeschini in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Here’s some model Gabi Rebeschini who I have never heard of or posted on….

She’s slutting out in her bikini with some dude ..maybe because the sun heightens half nakedness, feelings of love or lust and most importanlty makes a pussy tingle…and when a pussy tingles it needs to get filled…especually when the paparazzi are there to make the bitch feel like she’s actually famous or important…you know a perfect opportunity to get sexual to give us something to talk about…hoping it’ll take her Brazilian modeling into Victoria’s Secret…and she won me over by being in a bikini…

I’m that easy…and apparently so is she.

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