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2011

14

Sep

Jessica Alba’s Sloppy New Mom Body of the Day

When milk filled tits aren’t being fully exposed…or at least being taken advantage of….mom bodies really stand out for the ruined state they actually are….you know tits, especially tits that can nourish, have an ability to really distract from the fact that a bitch is fucking destroyed thanks to her ego’s need to have a mini version of her running around polluting the fucking world…

Here’s Jessica Alba looking like pure shit….and I can only imagine what kind of meaty hell her pussy is in, if the rest of her body’s recovery has been this expected for the Mexican we have to remember she is…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

14

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis Posing with her Nude Peta Ad of the Day

Here is the proof you didn’t need that George Clooney’s ex girlfriend is pulling all stops in her bottom feeding…from having sex with him and trying to milk that as hard as she could before it was pulled from her…to signing up with Dancing With the Stars….to getting naked in Peta…seems about right….for the bottom feeder hustle…and if it involves nudity, I’m down, even if organic vegan nudity is the worst fucking kind of nudity….I’d rather a sex tape any fucking day…but here’s her tight body anyway…

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2011

14

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

The latest in news for me is that Scarlett Johansson Alleged Nude Pics are killing my fucking server, even though the site’s supposed to be optimized for this shit….

But turns out the world doesn’t revolve around me and there is other shit going on…and here is some good stuff you need to know..

Man arrested for putting fake collar bomb to teenage girl
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Armed robber hosed with gasoline in Massachusetts
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Woman fired for donating kidney to son in PA
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VIDEO: SUV Goes Into Sinkhole in Md.
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Caught on Tape: Man Trashes Neighbor’s Yard
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L.I. Mom Accused of Encouraging Brawl
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

14

Sep

Fat Chicks in Thongs Fetish on Youtube of the Day

Youtube is a porn site. I document the fetish videos – one fetish at a time….because I don’t think it is fair that they make billions and I can’t even make enough to buy a case of beer after paying the fucking server costs of this cocksucker site….

All this to say, they should not make thongs in this size. I believe in discriminating the obese.

Today’s fetish is fat chicks in thongs….

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Rolling Around the Bed – Literally….

Fat Chick Striptease…..

Monster Fat Booty in a Thong…

Old Fat and in a THong…

It didn’t Start as a Thong But Homie Made it into One

Fat Ass Doing Constructions Work…

I don’t Know what this is – But I know I don’t Like it One Bit

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

14

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I drank until 7 am….I’m still drunk. I did it alone so I’m not bringing anyone down with me, however the girl I was just standing next to at the bus stop smelled like candies and flowers and heave and I wouldn’t mind bringing her down with me….but I’m not at that level of creep…I just look, sniff and appreciate…

Here’s some shit going on the internet while I sober up or drink some more or dwell on this morning’s vagina that I’ll never see again…..

Watching This Baby Gorilla Take a Bath Warmed My Ice Cold Heart
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I’d Like to Take a Long Drink of Margarita Hall
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Erin Andrews’ Hottest Photoshoots
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Free Cam Shows, From Me To You
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I Think We Can All Agree That We All Need Motorcycle Briefcases – VIDEO
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Seven Historic Figures Your Girlfriend Would Leave You For With No Hesitation
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Eliza Dushku’s Hottest Pics
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LeAnne Rimes Better Keep Getting More Skinny Cause That’s All This Bitch Has Going for Her
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Two Drunk BFFs Get It On
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These Live Cam Shows Will Make You Think Dirty Thoughts
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Deal of the DAy – Coolest Thing for 15 Dollars With Shipping
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Granny Panty Hipster
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Posted in:MHD

2011

14

Sep

Scarlett Johansson “alleged” Leaked Nude Cellphone Pics of the Day

Girls with cellphones are such sluts….they all do this nude picture thing…and it is amazing…

Here are the rumored Scarlett Johansson cellphone pics that were stolen a few months ago. I am not going to say they are of her because that will make me liable and she can sue me, but I will say this girl has a serious, uncanny resemblence to Scarlett Johansson….

I’m a firm Scarlett Johansson hater, partially cuz I think her raspy voice and acting is depressing and partially because I find her overrated….When I look at her I don’t see the hotness everyone else does, I see sloppy and big nose….but maybe that’s just by Hollywood standards…cuz these pics are hot enough for me….I guess cuz now I see her in a new light…or maybe it’s just cuz they aren’t of Scarlett Johansson at all… You be the judge judy…

It is 7 am….I am drunk and this isn’t what I want to be doing…You’re welcome. I am going to pass out and possibly choke on my vomit now….It’s been nice working for you…

Sidenote, between you and me, I’m happy to get some celeb nudity sent it, this is the shit the site was built on and the shit I wait for while posting shitty paparazzi stuff, so Scarlett Johansson or not, this gives me hope of a better fucking tomorrow…one sloppy tit and great ass at a time…

Sure these pics are hardly pornographic, gaping, spread eagled perverted, shocking or humiliating….They are all erotic, softcore nudes, all girls have taken of themselves, but that’s better than nothing….and more importantly better than her SHITTY SINGING ….here are the pics.

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2011

13

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

The dollar store is a great place to meet some low hanging fruit women with low expectations….and 18 year old college girls in really nice leggings jammed up their really young tight asses….and by meet I mean kidnap….

Here are the stepLINKS…..there’s a lot of them and they are all fucking good….the best ont the internet…truth…

Will Smith is Fucking Marc Anthony
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Well Here is Lady Gaga’s Labia
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Live Webcam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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This Flask is Amazing and Affordable….
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ALicia Keys Gets Cheated On
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New Two and a Half Men Intro – If You DIdn’t Already Want to Punch Kutcher in the Dick – You Will Now…
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Salma Hayek’s Titties Do Pigeons…
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The Stupidest Drive Recklessly Spoof Video Ever
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Madonna Doesn’t Want People to Look At Her. Probably Because It Maight Turn Them to STONE
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Alicia Wants to Show You Her Secrets
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Six People Who Went to Prison For Being In the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time
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I’d Like to Be All Over Jessica Stroup
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Blake Lively Went to the Beach
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Charlie Sheen Got Roasted On Comedy Central
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Free Cam Shows to End Your Day Off Right
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WTF Photo of the Day – Doggystyle
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Curvy Amateur Shows Off her Boobs and Pussy
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Hottest Female Track and Field Athlete Pics
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Leilani Dowding is Topless
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Vaness Paradis is Weird Looking But I Would Still Bang Her, So
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Lady Gaga Goes Topless in ‘The Bride’ Fashion Film (VIDEO)
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Kate Gosselin is Such a Fucking Cunt – VIDEO
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New York’s Finest Dry Humping At West Indian Parade
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Some Kate Beckinsale Hotness
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Japanese Tsunami, Then and Now – GALLERY
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How NOT to Lapdance
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The Crasiest Ass You Will See All Day
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Basketball Wives and Some Female Stripper Nonsense – VIDEO
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Hello There Caitlin Wynters
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Britney Beth is Sexy All Right
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10 Hottest Female Youtube Stars Of 2011
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Jessica Biel Because It’s Been Awhile
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Amater Hottie Has Some Alone Time
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Hottie in Short Jean Shorts
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Maria Menounos Plays Basketball in Short Shorts
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Pretty Crazy Basketball Crash – VIDEO
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Nicki Minaj WTF Are you Wearing?
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The Dumbest People you Will See All Day – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Amateur Sexiness – GALLERY
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7 Things You Should Always Bring to the Bar
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Megan Fox is fucking Whining Again
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Vegan Couple To Serve Life For Starving Baby
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Some LeAnn Rimes Fatness
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Pilot Jet Escape
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Ashley Simpson’s Rocking Cleavage
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VIDEO: NY Cops Dry Humping some chick in a Thong
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Jojo Performs In Her Underwear
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Terrance Howard Leaves Death Threat On Answering Machine. No, Really, Terrance Howard.
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Some More Hendricks Tit….
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Madonna Showing Some Titty
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Dude Fucking His Stepsister
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Dude With Parkinson Hires a Whore –
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Some Naked WHore Strapped Down in Mud Getting Flooded In What May Be the Weirdest Porn Fetish Ever….
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Groupie Sucking Rockstar’s Cock
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2 Guys Sharing some Young Chick…
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Some Hot Latina Ass Fucking Some Loser
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Some Chick Who is Not a Fan of Smegma
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Some Mom Doing a Sexy Dance for Her Kids Has a Shit Stain on Her Underwear….Disgusting. Amazing. Real Life.
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GF PORN
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

13

Sep

Guess the Questionable Lady Labia of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post this picture and that’s probably a good thing, because this picture in its entirety is some kind of annoying, bullshit, fake, staged, annoying hustle….I’m not evn sure if this vagina is an actual vagina, or just mad to look this way intentionally…cuz that’s how obscure this cliche bullshit cunt is….

I don’t really have anything to say about it, I’m just gonna let you click the link to figure out what this fake tranny, but face of a tranny shit is…

To See The Rest of the Unfortunate Pics….
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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

13

Sep

Pamela Anderson Big Old Fake Tits for Old Times of the Day

Here’s a tribute to fake tits that encouraged so many strippers after her to bleach their hair and get fake tits in hopes of getting in playboy, then in movies, then rockstar cock, so that they don’t have to live the shitty life, even though they all end up living the shitty life, because there’s only enough room from on slut who you kinda knew would end up dying of Hepatitis way back when you watched her have unprotected sex, and babies with rockstar dick…

These cleavage pics aren’t all that erotic, but I figure since her tits are probably only 10 years old, it’s like kiddie porn….cuz when the minor is a set of fake tits…it remains disgusting but on a whole other level that is legal and not quite disturbing….

Posted in:Pamela Anderson

2011

13

Sep

Miss Universe 2011 is Miss Angola Leila Lopes Tits of the DAy

Here is the winner of Miss Universe pageant, Miss Angola, Leila Lopes because pageants are fucking creepy as shit…but hilarious….cuz I love me some half black women who think they are hotter than every other bitch in the world cuz they won some irrelevant title…even though they are the vapid, 2-dimensional idiots who don’t mind making fools of themselves…that specific kind of bitch looking for fame and it’s hilarious….listen these profiles….

“Loves to eat, but doesn’t know how to prepare the food”….”Parks cars, but doesn’t know how to drive stick so she crashed a Mazorati”…”She’s studying communications but has no career path”…”She was hired to milk goats for over a month”….imagine the handjobs….Genius…even though they aren’t….fucking retards…

Now here are some pics of the winner’s rockin’ tits…

Posted in:Angola Leila Lopes|Miss Universe