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2011

13

Sep

Jamie-Lynn Sigler Possible Cameltoe of the Day

I love high waisted pants on any bitch they are on, because they always burrow up into a bitches vagina and settle in….even when they are on some bitch from the Sopranos 10 years ago….who is likely an actual mom…and who’s cameltoe may just be shadow or some kind of optical illusion cuz I can’t seem to see any clit….making these pics a disappointment, but when you’re me, everything is a disappointment…

Here are some tit to make up for the cameltoe scandal that may not have been a cameltoe…

Posted in:Jamie Lynn Sigler

2011

13

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Hard drinking my life away is actually a lot of fun…sure I forget anything intelligent I think I come up with and have concentration issues except when I’m completely wasted, but it’s better going to work every day like some kind of loser normal person….I’m still drinking from last night and it’s like being on an all inclusive resort, only instead of being surrounded by paradise, I’m in poverty hell with an obese woman who stinks…reminding me why I drink…Not that you care….cuz your life sucks too…

Here are some things going on around the internet to start your miserable day….

Dumbest Stuff on Wheels – Another Compilation – VIDEO
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Sexiest Rookie Cheerleaders of NFL 2011 Season
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Free Cam Shows, that’s Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Fun with Slow Motion
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Girl On Girl: Tonya Michelle and Jessica Vaugn
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Well Hello There Ashley
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INDUSTRIAL VOGUE
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Snooki is Stupid and I Fucking Hate Her
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This Hottie Doesn’t Need a Cock to Get Off
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Honda’s Motorcycle Briefcase….That Hardly Looks Convenient….
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The 25 Hottest Women From HBO Shows
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If You’re Gonna Be a Kindergarten Teacher You Should Probably Leave the Meth and Guns at Home
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Posted in:MHD

2011

13

Sep

Top Girls Weighing Themselves Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

People jerk off to Youtube and as far as I’m concerned that makes Youtube a porn site. Which is funny because Google considers DrunkenStepfather a pornsite, and blacklists me, while all I’m doing is posting paparazzi pics and Youtube videos. The world is backwards….white washed bullshit….and today’s fetish is bitches weighing themselves, not hot to me, but hot to someone…that’s why these videos exist.

Two Girls One Scale….

Public Weighing….

Revisiting a Fat Chick in a Bikini Weighing Herself…

Some Fighting Bitches Weighing In

Wal Mart Weigh In…

This Bitch Goes Around the Scale a Few Times……..

Weighing Herself in High Heels…

Amazon Weigh In….

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just out in a flash flood…..It was like a fucking tsunami….maybe I’m exagerating…but there were a whole lot of girls running around getting ravaged by the storm…all wet and hard nippled and I’m still hard thinking about it….next time I’ll aim to get some pics…but I’m already known as the local pervert…so maybe I’ll just keep the imagery for my pervert self…while you guys use the internet for your boner needs…

Here are a whole fucking lot of stepLINKS…..CLICK THEM ALL EQUALLY…

Kat Von D is Going Bald and Not On Her Vagina
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Gabriela Spanic is Some Spanish Slut and Here Are Some Photos Of Her
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30 Most Cliche Dorm Posters
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Live Web Cam Sluts Because The Week Needs to Start Off With a Bang
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Lady Gaga See Through Outfit
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This Will Turn the Bitches On
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Mark Wahlberg’s House is For Sale – Here are the Pics To Remind You Why You Can’t Get Laid….
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Rose McGowan’s Amazing Tight Body in Workout Gear
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Well Hello There Tracy
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Five Pieces of Fictional X-Ray Technology You Wish You Owned
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George Clooney’s 10 Hottest Hook-Ups
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College Football Top 25 Rankings: Cheerleader Pics Edition
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Miranda Kerr’s Fashionable Bikini Pictures
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Kitty Lea is Pretty Hot
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Jenga Dog Will Shut You Down
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Free Cam Shows, Oh Yeah!ù
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Husband Beats Wife – Son Turns Up To Beat Him Until He Pees Himself…
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Amateur Chick Eats Pussy for the First Time
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Jason Sudeikis Wants His Nuts In Lindsay Lohan’s Mouth But More Importantly WTF IS GOING ON WITH HER FACE?
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Natasha Hamilton Panty Peek
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Man WTF is Going On With Madonna’s FaceÉ
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I Can’t Be Sure But I Think Jeremy Piven is Going Insane
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Vacuuming Fire Video
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You Can See Lady Gaga’s Underwear, What Else is New
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Jessica Rafalowski is a Beach Bunny
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I’d Like to Be all Over Alexis Love’s Ass
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Nikki B is Sexy All Right
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Daycare Owner Popped For Drugging And Beating The Kids
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Lesbian Orgy at the Stables – VIDEO
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A Topless Model & Her Breasts Show Us True Beauty
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Rachel Bilson Sexiness
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Kayden Kross Sticks Her Fingers Down Her Panties
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Toddlers and Tiaras Todder is Dressed as a Prostitute – VIDEO
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Hottie in a Short Dress
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Ladies Who Attended Bing’s CW Premiere Party
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2 Lesbian Teens on Webcam
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Dannii Shows You her Hidden Talent
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Lake Bell is Looking Hot in This Photoshoot
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Douchbag Fail – VIDEO
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Crazy Japanese Shit of the Day – VIDEO
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Lady Gaga Insanity of the Day
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Seth Green HAS to Be Paying This Hot Chick to Be with Him, Cause There is No Way He is Banging a Chick This Hot
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Victoria Justice Finishes Things Off
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Security Can’t Handle THis Slut
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Fucked In the Elevator
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4 Guys Forcing a Crying Girl Weirdness
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Camping Sex
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Latex Lesbians
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So Many Candles in this Pussy….It’s Insane
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Nudist Shaving a Pussy in Public….
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Hooker Shits Herself
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Girl On Phone With Customer Service While Getting Fucked
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How To Ruin Your Vagina
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

12

Sep

Katie Holmes in Short Shorts of the Day

Here are some Alien worshipping, brainwashed and controled by a gay midget, wearing a pair of short demin short, giving us a glimpse of all she’s thrown away, all from being a broken down celeb, insecure in her career, in need of some level of stability to attach herself to…and it’s too bad cuz I saw her tits in a movie years ago and expected a hugely different hustle for her…but there’s always a hope of divorce, selling off her kid to science for being a miracle baby that came out of sexless relationships, and a topless comeback…but until then…these shorts are the best we get of Katie Holmes.

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2011

12

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Face Does Fashion Week of the Day

I love Lohan. I think she’s great. I think her insanity is hilarious… and her impending death interesting…considering she had it fucking made, but for some reason totally sabotaged the shit…and that’s funny…

I mean she’s in her fucking 20s and for some reason looks like a haggard mafia mom in her 50s, trying to reclaim her youth, because her vagina’s turned grey and droopy and all she’s got left for herself is lip injections and botox….I’m talking those trashy mothers I know you’ve all seen before, who are rich but looking like strippers…

It is so weird to me…she’s like a science experiment….

Here she is…Same Face Different Outfit….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

12

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens, More Hair, Less Pudge of the Day

I’ve been tracking Vanessa Hudgens’ desmise into lesbian fatness, I even renamed her Vanessa Pudgens, cuz I’m clever as shit.

She cut off all her hair, was really committed to the lesbian cause maybe because like all girls who date gay guys cuz they are contractually obligated to, who release nude pics at 17 to get some level of male attention, all sexually confused….

But like a cancer patient, she rose from the ashes, and put on a wig, and all of a sudden looks like a golden trophy I’d like to mount….on my wall like she was some exotic animal I hunted and wanted to keep…Not to sound creepy or anything…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

12

Sep

Rhianna is the Underwear Model For Armani Jeans of the Day

Armani Jeans has cast Rihanna, to be their celebrity face and unfortunately body, for their underwear campaign…

Rihanna is a huge star. I don’t know who Rihanna sold her soul to, but I asssume it was the same guy she sold her 14 year old Vagina at the Barbados Karaoke bar, because she’s got it fucking made…

People are throwing money at her, in hopes of it selling product, despite her body being something you’d expect belongs carting her 6 kids around the resort looking for a white man to pay her to show them around….her vagina…for the week they are in town….in efforts to pay for her baby formula….

Either way, here’s the first preview….I’m sure much more gross is gonna come..


My Friend Posted These Pics of Rihanna’s Shitty Body Rocking Some Hard Nipples….
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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

12

Sep

Jessica Alba Milk Filled Mom Tits of the Day

Here are some Jessica Alba milk filled mom tits on a mom body being exposed as much as this prude exposes her tits because she wants to be respected for her acting skills and in doing that has become the biggest cock tease…

I thought child birth is supposed to make women desperate for male attention while struggling with post partum depression and a vagina hanging down to their knees….at least that’s what I tell myself everytime I go to the park and watch mom and baby yoga classes…or see a bitch breast feeding for attention and not cuz her baby is hungry….cuz pulling out a tit when trapped in life…just makes fucking sense….

I just hope things change for her and all the doctors proding with her cunt make her return to acting very naked, cuz naked will be all the work she can get, in a time she’s finally secure with her body…even though she should have been secure with her body back when she was 19 and tight….

Who cares.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

12

Sep

Olivia Munn in a Bikini for Shape Magazine of the Day

Here’s a SHAPE magazine cover paid for by Olivia Munn’s PR people….because I guess they want people to look at her as a fit bitch…or maybe they just had no other options because no one cares about the smut that is Shape magazine, except maybe fat chicks all aspirational thinking…but more importantly no one cares about Olivia Munn because she’s a con artist….

Con artist or not, watching her work out in video, would be far better than looking at these little pics of her…..even though I hate the bitch for being a lie, I love that she manipulated all you losers…..not to mention, being married to an obese woman…makes fit girls being fit porno to me….

The most interesting thing about this shoot….are the bikini pics the paparazzi got of her when posing for this shit a few months ago…so lets relive them shits…

Posted in:Olivia Munn