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2011

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Sexy Lingerie Costumes of the Day

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I guess we’re already talking about Halloween now that summer is over. That’s depressing, except that Halloween brings out the fucking sluts and not just the obvious sluts you can easily identify on the street, in the club, at school….but Halloween digs deep into a bitch to find her inner slut, leading to the most tame bitch who works the Library harder than any cock, to be half naked and I love sluts…..

I also love Candice Swanepoel, I’m sure it is real love, you know since I’ve never met her, have no interest in meeting her, and really just enjoy looking at her in picture, cuz I don’t have to hear her run her stupid spoiled model mouth, and I’ve never jerked off to her pics, cuz they are corporate and tame, but she is hot and easy on the eye and if that’s not real love, if that doesn’t define the burning emotion you feel for someone you would die for, then I don’t know what love is, but I want you to show me…but only if you have nice tits.

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2011

Sep

Tara Reid’s Homeless Crackhead Who Has Given Up of the Day

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As someone who loves crackwhores like Tara Reid loves LA and London, because I have have had some of the best sexual experiences with greasy, unshowered, haggard, women in soiled clothing….at least in terms of cost…cuz I figure skinny, emaciated, desperate, down on her luck, dirty and addicted to a variety of substances leads to more bang for my buck…so to me these pics of Tara Reid are more promising than any Red Carpet or glamorous event I’ve seen her attend, it’s even better than any VIP spring break party that hasn’t ended in the last decade she’s been caught up in, because I know under this sweatshirt are fake tits, and a hurting soul, who is going to make the wrong choices to get herself back to that happy place she was once at…and these damaged bitches always do that through sex…it’s a basic human need and only a small step away to the whoring of herself she’s used to….

Seriously, I’d totally bang Tara Reid from these pics in a back alley for 40 dollars tax in and you would too and I think that’s really what we need to focus on when we see such a mess of a human…

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2011

Sep

Dolly Parton’s Awesome Old Lady Tits of the Day

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I love me some Dolly Parton old lady tits on some Dolly Parton small frame…..Maybe it’s cuz I’m all about old country, and old country music…maybe it’s cuz I like big tits and I’m talking ridiculously big tits, but I like to think it’s most likely because I have a thing for helping the elderly…with my dick.

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2011

Sep

Blake Lively Hot on Set of the Day

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Sure the highlight of these pictures of Blake Lively on set are the pictures of THE WIND BLOWING UP HER DRESS and showing off what looks like a pair of bike shorts, or form-fitting, contouring underwear, in what is probably the least attractive thing to see on a hard faced 20 something, because you know she’s not 45 and a mom of 3, and her ass should do okay on its own, and she should have the willingness to share it with the world…but luckily I have a dresses blowing in the wind fetish, it has actually got me laid before, cuz this busted girl I never wanted to fuck but was forced to hang out with was walking ahead of me on the sidewalk one day, and the wind blew up her skirt, showing me her ass, changing my perspective of her and her contributions to the world as a vagina owner, leading to me getting her drunk and fucking her in the bathroom while my wife was asleep in the other room….true story.

That said here are the Blake Lively hot on set pics…all Leonardo DiCaprio semen filled and ready to mingle.

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2011

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some news to get you through your day….you know to help you realize that you’re not the dumbest, weirdest, creepiest person in the country, and that if you are, you aren’t doing a good enough job of lettng the people know, you’ve kept it under the radar and off the news…which is no fun because if you’re a mental case weirdo…share it with us…make some moves…stop being a pussy.

Man Jumps on Hood of Woman’s Car, She Drives to Police Station
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Caught on Tape: Gumby tries to rob store
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Attempted Abduction of Ohio Teen Thwarted
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First commercial from Tom Brady’s UGG campaign
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Craigslist jewelry sale leads to home invasion
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SC HS Football Cheerleader Tackled on Sidelines
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Missouri Strip Clubs Fight Regulations in State Supreme Court
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2011

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Models in Elle of the Day

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So Elle Magazine made the genius decision to get the Victoria’s Secret models on the cover of their magazine, I assume cuz Victoria’s Secret was lining up a big ad deal, and this was part of the buy, as nothing you see or read in magazines is truth, it is all paid for by corporations, but you don’t need to know that, or think about that, just look at the cleavage and tight bodies and let it blind you from how fucked our world is…

I mean did you know that up until the mid 90s, Victoria’s Secret used 16 year old girls as their models in their catalogs…I’m talking 16 year old girls in fucking lingerie for their billion dollar business….and still managed to be a billion dollar company…I mean if I started doing video of 16 year olds in Lingerie, I’d go to fucking jail….

The world is Corrupt….and the point of this post is to say, Victoria’s Secret does a better job of exploiting these women than elle does, I mean I prefer underwear to clothes, and really this should be a partnership with Playboy, or Penthouse, or any smutty site, cuz think like jerking off to those Teen Models of the early internet days, like Kate’s Playground, finally seeing them naked, after years of seeing her in her underwear, leads to real orgasms…

Here are the pics anyway…

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2011

Sep

Miley Cyrus for Prestige Magazine of the Day

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Miley got half naked for Prestige magazine, which would have been more interesting if she wasn’t 18, or fully naked….cuz this shit is just boring.

Apparently, she told the magazine that she doesn’t understand why she’s got a “Good girl gone bad” repulation because she’s dating the same guy for 2 years, which was code for always being a bad girl, you know cuz to be a Disney girl you need to suck dick and let older men eat you out at a young age in exchange for celebrity, cuz lets face it, being Billy Ray’s daughter was filled with wealth from Achy Breaky Royalties, but not high profile enough to get the gig given to her….she had to work it for that…

Who cares. Here are the pics.

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2011

Sep

Amber Heard from Vs Magazine of the Day

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Amber Heard is a pretty obvious, coming into herself, open minded, working on being a celebrity, hipster kind of bitch who makes statements about not labeling herself as straight or gay, but just someone who loves whoever she falls in love with, and that she’s had successful relationship with men, even though they broke up and now successful relationships with women, in some fluffy give guys fantasies, make everyone like you, she’s so tapped into fucking hustle…all bi-sexual and shit…which coincidentally gets people to remember you…while I think all she had to do was continue working on pics like this, you know expand on them and take them to the next level, cuz bullshit sexuality statements bore me, while smutty pics don’t….

So here she is in some fashion/art/hipster magazine that isn’t considered porn, but high concept bullshit, even if it is just one panty slid to the side away from it.

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2011

Sep

Evan Rachel Wood Sluts Out for Gucci of the Day

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Marilyn Manson shot these ARTISTIC NUDES of Evan Rachel Wood back when he was having weird zombie, goth, vampire sex with her….even though I’m convinced the second dude gets home, he showers himself off and lives his life as Paul from the Wonder Years, because this Goth shit was all an act in a time when Goth kids needed a mainstream icon…..but I can safely assume when he brought this bitch in at 19, she was easy to mold, you know learning about herself in this scary world as a sheltered actor with a million in the bank, leading to her becoming a full of shit hipster who thinks she’s an artist with serious depth and insight, cuz that’s just how full of shit cunts are…..just go to any coffee shop, point out the lesbian, listen to her conversations and you’ll see what I mean…

Either way, here she is in some fashion artistic erotica for Gucci….

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2011

Sep