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2011

24

Aug

Avril Lavigne Fishnets of the Day

Here’s teen angst almost 30 year old, Avril Lavigne in some fishnets I assume she got at Hot Topic or some other suburban Mall store, where little weird dyke emo girls with skateboards, shitty lesbian haircuts, who hate the world buy their fishnets…..and that’s all I have say about that…cuz I don’t even remember Avril Lavigne anymore…I was never able to jerk off to her music videos, I always hated the way she sang, and she’s never done anything slutty….not even Brody Jenner, rich kid, can make a slut out of her….and all we’ve got to jerk off of hers is bikini pics , cuz when you peel off all that shitty black make-up, she’s kinda hot bodied….

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2011

24

Aug

January Jones Single Mom Pregnancy Continues of the Day

Every once in a while, it’s nice to look at a single mother, or a single mother to be, who you know is bringing a child into the world without a dad, only to make him feel like he’s inadequate and fatherless, even if he has a solid manly lesbian second mom to take on that role, cuz kids are evil and laugh at each other for being bastards that aren’t recognized by the church….and offer her your services as a stand in dad….you know to help take out the trash, take it out on her whore slut ass, live off her one acting job money, all in efforts to make her feel normal and secure with her decision to carry the kid into the world, instead of getting an abortion like a normal slut…I guess she’s one of those maternal clock tickin’, doing what she wants for her self absorbed self bitches…and at least she has fat milk filled tits..

Posted in:January Jones

2011

24

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Baby Filled Gunt of the Day

Here are some new pictures of a fatter Hilary Duff who now has a reason for being fat, you know with being pregnant at 23 and all, because she grew up faster than the average girl, making her first billion by the time she’s 15, meaning she doesn’t need to start a family at 30 like a normal chick who isn’t from the trailer park….because this way…I assume she’s hoping her body will bounce back to its sensational broad back that she’s built up so that her husband could cum to as long as she had a hockey helmet on and her muscles rippled in excitement to the hazing….it’s a hockey life….

Either way, here she is in spandex with someone elses fetus inside her uterus…just the way you like girls you fuck…so long as it isn’t Hilary Duff, cuz like Britney she’s a good provider for deadbeat like you, but if you’re like me, then girls rely heavily on abortions to prevent that kind of thing from happening…if anything sometimes I think abortions were invented to avoid my reproduction….works for me.

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2011

24

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

The news is good today….I mean other than being reminded the most beautiful woman according to People Magazine isn’t actually beautiful but it is all smoke and mirrors …since that isn’t actual news….but the Man who sues over the penis amputation hasn’t got shit on the dude who was masturbating in a Children’s library in…I mean a lot of people don’t know this…but picture books are the first smut we’re exposed to…so he’s just tapping into his youth…while wanting to tape some youths…sickness is everywhere…this world is nuts and I love it…cuz it’s fucking real life and that’s better than this internet celebrity shit….now if I could only get off the couch and witness it first hand…

Man sues over penis amputation


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Alaska ‘Hot Sauce’ mom found guilty


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Dog eats thousands of dollars in loose diamonds


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Iowa man arrested for masturbating in children’s library


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Caught on Tape: Man stops accused shoplifters,rams them with minivan


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TX police reward students for turning in kids that skip school


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Washington Monument Cracked By Quake


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Nancy Reagan Takes a Tumble During Event


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Lynwood Mayor Defends Saggy Pants Ban


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2011

24

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Flashing Spanks of the Day

These pictures are the highlight of the day…because of the whole Jennifer Lopez being listed as the most beautiful person by People magazine 10 or more years too late, because Jennifer Lopez has this thing called a lot of money that can buy herself titles on magazines that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things…and that are not journalistically accurate proven by the fact that they chose Jennifer Lopez as the most beautiful person…and they don’t have to be cuz they cater to white trash who don’t really know how to read…..because everyone knows the actual most beautiful woman in the world doesn’t need Spanx….cuz she’s not trying to contour or control her fat, sloppy, middle aged ass….into looking youthful and fun….

Point being, J.Lo’s a scam, not look at her old lady trying to be sexy tools that will make a man pretty bummed when he finally gets her home thinking “I’m about to fuck the recently single most beautiful woman in the world according to People Magazine who was a star in the 90s, I just need to get these pants off….what’s she wearing a fucking harness…omg…what the fuck is the sloppy thing…is it going to eat me…how about we put these back on and just talk over coffee”….if you know what I mean.

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2011

24

Aug

Brooke Burke, Mom of 4, Promoting in Shorts of the Day

I have a thing for mothers of four, with different dads, who have old haggard faces and great tans on their hot, tight, fit, fake tit bodies….but only in pictures, because I fear the state of their vagina looseness….

I still don’t really know what Brooke Burke does, I’m thinking she’s now a professional twitterer who blocked me, who was once on TV….but here she is promoting random crap…making me think there’s so much more to her…

But I’m more into her hot mom bikini body….

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2011

24

Aug

Katherine Heigl is a Cunt of the Day

Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl looking like shit, which isn’t news because she’s a dumpy cunt who always looks like shit, but for some reson thinks she’s hot, because I guess she works in movies and people buy into marketing and things they say on TV, when anyone with a fucking penis and a brain knows, that this is the kind of girl you fuck cuz it is around and not something you masturbate to….ever.

I am posting these pics cuz my good friend Speedmonkey saw her on the street yesterday, in this same outfit, and asked her for a pic, and she was a rude cunt to him, she either ignored him, or walked by him, or told him to fuck off….all things that deserve to be cunt punched out of her, cuz bitches like this aren’t supposed to have egos, they’re supposed to suck your dick cuz no one else is perverted or desperate enough to give them dick…

Ya heard?

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2011

24

Aug

Taylor Swift Ass Flash to Start the Day

I don’t know when this video is from, I just know that it was emailed to me today, 1000 people like it on Facebook, and that it is apparently from over two Saturdays…

I am only posting it because I find Taylor Swift boring as shit, even though I know she’s a whore in the bedroom, and seeing her skirt blow up is hysterical, even though I know she is probably wearing double underwear so that she doesn’t have anything reveal, and there’s nothing worst than a girl in two pairs of underwear, especially when she’s a stripper or pop star avoiding humiliation…..

This could have been better, but I’ll take it for what it is, cuz this is just the video to get us warmed up….awesome.

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2011

24

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I got so drunk that I ended up at the Casino trying to gamble the 5 dollars I have to my name on a slot machine that happened to be next to the hottest bitch on a fucking stretcher style wheel chair, you know lying on her stomach feeding her gambling machine, which obviously, lead the pervert in me to some serious hitting on her, saying shit like “i’ve never fucked a girl immobilized and forced to live life on her stomach, that’d be a first and I like firsts”….which was about the time security asked me to leave.

Asshole.s

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2011

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Today I learnt a very valuable lesson. Masturbating to a documentary on the civil rights movement is very challenging. You have to be pro.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Megan Fox’s Amazing Body in a Tight Dress
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Here’s Some AMAZING Outtakes of That Cunt Sandra Lee – VIDEO
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The 40 Sexiest Sports Hotties of the Decade
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Live Sex Shows From Sluts That Truly Professionals
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Drugs Didn’t Kill Amy Winehouse?
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Young Kardashian’s 14th Birthday Pics – You Fucking Pervert
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Honk Your Horn for a Prostitute! – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Samantha Rex
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Adrianne Curry And Her Twitter Cleavage
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Brad Pitt Probably Isn’t Banging This Slut But Everyone is Saying He Is So Let’s Just Go With That
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Sexy Girls + Camera Phones!
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Nikki Summer is a Girl Next Door Type
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The Best Free Cam Shows You Will Find Anywhere
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Emo Slut Gets Off on MSN
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Why Do All Children’s Show Hosts Look Like Pedophiles?
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Victoria Justice’s Jailbait Camel Toe
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Sharon Stone is Slutty and I Like It
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More of Rihanna Wearing a Bikini
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Paris Hilton is Basically Irrelevant, But Here She is Anyways
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Selena Gomez Maye Have Stopped Banging Justine Beiber and Here’s Some Photos As Well
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Ivy Snow Never Disappoints
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Naked Man Joins a News Crew! – VIDEO
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REDNECK GRANDMA WILL SHUT YOU DOWN! – VIDEO
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Laura Dore is Looking Hot as Always
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Two Druggies Popped For Neglecting Kids And Being All High and Shit Up In Chuck E Cheese
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Alice, Clair and Isabella, Oh My
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Jessica-Jane’s Fabulous Boobs
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Some Ashley Olsen Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Check Out Young Slut Jennifer
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Justine Beiber Fans are Retarded, I Don’t Care if They Are Little Girls
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There’s Something About a Hottie in Knee Socks
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A Bunch of Sluts at the 2nd Annual Vegas Rocks Event
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Katie Price Brought Her Pink Jugs to the Pool
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Chick on a Stage Mishap – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Pussy Fur Done Right by Lorena
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7 of the most mysterious famous disappearances ever
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This Courtney Stodden Chick is Too Fucking Much
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Meet Skylar Diggins
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Katherine Heigl Is A Fucking Cunt
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Paris Hilton Has Stroked A Lot Of Cock In Her Life, Here’s Proof
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Ryan Philippe’s Illegit Kid With His Immigrant Single Mom in a One Piece
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Victoria Justice Shows Off Her Sweet 21 Year Old Camel Toe
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Kris Humphries Family Are Low Rent Scum…When Compared To The Kardashians.
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SOME EXGF Porn cuz EXGFs are the Fucking Worst….
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