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2011

25

Aug

Sara Paxton and Katherine McPhee Shark Night 3D Bikini Pics of the Day

Yes, I posted the french trailer, because it is the only thing that makes this crap a cultural experience…..What garbage….. I mean other than the fact that it was made, and more importantly that someone actually paid serious money to have it made, and I assume this is written by the same people who did that Piranha 3D shit that I had the horrible misfortune of watching because my friend is a pervert who likes seeing Riley Steele Porn Naked Tits and Naked Kelly Brook Huge tits getting eaten alive after a romantic underwater dance…

It’s some straight to DVD Caliber…but here are some promo pics and screenshots cuz I got nothing else going on today…and I like shitty movies with lots of bikini and tit to distract from how shitty it is….I am just offended this smut exists when there are starving children in the world…

No they aren’t paying me for this, but they should….

Posted in:Katherine McPhee|Sara Paxton

2011

25

Aug

Hilary Duff Shorts So Tight It’s Keepin’ The Baby In of the Day

I pretty much said it all in the title. Here’s some Hilary Duff pregnant, despite the fact that you’d assume her husband is a bit of a homo jock who lets his teammates bang her while he jerks off, because let’s face it, she got broad since marrying him…and now she’s broad in the uterus….but containing it all in a pair of her tight jean shorts so that her fetus doesn’t escape as she knows it may be a long time before she gets her man to cum inside her vagina, cuz he’s more into asshole…making this baby a fucking keeper….

I figure she should hold onto these shorts, cuz when the pregnancy is over, bitch is gonna need straps and tights to keep her vagina from dragging ont he ground…so get I expect to get used to this strategy to keep things in….

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

25

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

The latest discovery in my own personal investigative journalism that in my life, is that people who walk their cats are weird…but more importantly if you want to seduce join badminton club…and when playing said badminton don’t turn to them and speak in 0s and 1s….they won’t get the joke that you’re saying all asians are robots who speak binary…01011011001…now back to my investigating…

Here’s the stepNEWS….

Foster home dad busted for sexual battery with teen girl


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Australian man avoids death by train


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Wild police car crash in FL


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Car drives into Taco Bell in PA


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TN woman busted for stealing coupons


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TX Shoplifter caught in high speed chase
Some crooks hide their stolen items in the bottom of their shopping carts, their purses, or their pockets. But the video you’ll see here is one of a kind.


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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

25

Aug

Top Spitting Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

People get off to the weirdest fucking things…I have always said that if at least one person out there has jerked off to pretty much anything you can think of. I’m talking from the most gross, disgusting, vile thing you can think of, both naked or not….to totally random things like a stop sign…and that’s seriously fucked up.

But at least Youtube, owned by Google, caters to these totally vile, weird, obscure videos of bitches spititng, because they don’t show nudity, cuz you know this kind of content is way better than one that has nudity.

We’re so fucking backwards, our priorities are fucked. Tits are normal. They are a fucking body part. This is straight up distorted….

Spit on a Mirror…

Spit in a Little Glass then in Each other’s mouth…

Porn Girls Talking Too Much About Spitting…then Spitting…

Girl Spitting into a Guy’s Mouth…..

Weird.

Posted in:stepFET|stepLIST

2011

25

Aug

Google Chrome Spoof Ad of the Day

My facebook friend ROB sent me this video that was posted the other day, only had 35 views, but was pretty fucking funny shit…

It is a spoof of this ad….

And it is gonna go viral….cuz it is hysterical…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

25

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I see some crazy shit when I leave the house. I haven’t figured out why I’m agoraphobic and don’t like leaving my couch, when everytime I go outside I see insanity, from half retarded middle-aged women with cankles walking cats, to a girl substantially hotter than any celebrity, to crazy people, girls working out, ass flashes, hard nipples and cameltoes….You’d think I’d give up this internet thing that makes me no money, and take on sitting on a bench making no money, but I’m too fucking lazy.


This Chick Jade Sure Knows How to Use This Hula Hoop – VIDEO
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Rachel Has One Great Rack
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The 50 Coolest Sports Hotties You’d Leave Your Lady For…
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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The Hottest Female Celebrity iPhone Users
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COME DOWN AND FIGHT WITH ME BRO!! – VIDEO
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Ew, the Lineage of Billy Ray Cyrus is Going to Live On
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Well Good Morning to You, Mina
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She’s Using a Little Force on Herself
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Live WebCam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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WTF Photo to Start the Day Off
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Posted in:MHD

2011

24

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

SUMMER IS OVER…..not more bikinis, short skirts, half naked to fight the heat…..and it’s making me confused. I don’t know what the point of that was… I think I had a stroke.

I just found out my TWITTER made it into some BEST LATE NIGHT ALEC BALDWIN TWEETS LIST …but I’ve always know my tweets are amazing…the general public just doesn’t….

So here are the stepLINKS while I try to drink myself better, you know and regroup…Ideally with big tits in my mouth for 10 dollars a song…I just don’t have 10 dollars…that’s why I wish more girls sent me nude pictures…or would give me lap dances for free…which is pretty much the motivation behind me going mainstream cuz bitches love things that are mainstream….

Fake Pregnant Cameron Diaz Makes Me Want to Puke
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Carrie Fisher Lost a Bunch of Weight and is Almost Looking Fuckable. Almost
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Miley Cyrus is Gonna Be an Aunt Cuz Her Brother Knocked Up a Bitch Named Brenda Song
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A Topless Mila Jovovich Flips Me Off
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Heidi Klum in Some Photoshoot Outtakes….
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Live Web Cam Shoes, Because Your Week Has Probably Been as Rough as Mine
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I want to Have Hard Sex With This Singing Bitch
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Pretty Insane Parkour Compilation That Makes Me Feel Like a Lazy Shit – VIDEO
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Justene is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Daniella Mugnolo is All sorts of Sexy
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The Top 50 Hottest Black Porn Stars Of All Time
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Lucy Pinder’s Breasts Are Absolutely Incredible
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Victoria Silvstedt is Bikining Again
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows that Will Become Your Obsession
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Cute Slut Gets Nasty with a Hot Dog
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The 50 Coolest Sports Hotties You’d Leave Your Lady For…
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UK X Factor Judge Tulisa Contostavlos Panty Upskirt
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Haven’t Seen Sienna Miller in Awhile
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And Here’s Some Kendra Wilkinson
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Mugshot Gallery to End all Mugshot Galleries
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Hot as Always
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CAR WASH FIGHT!! – VIDEO
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Random Photo of the Day
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Jeny and Sophie Are All Sorts of Sexy
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I Can Think of a Few Things I’d Like to Put in Rihanna’s Mouth
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Gotta Love a Self Short Hottie
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4 Girls at Once and It’s All on Video – VIDEO
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Man Crashes Semi-Truck Into Sex Store To Steal Plastic Vagina
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Minka Kelly, Freida Pinto, and Eva Mendes…My Goodness
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Jana Has Some Much Needed Alone Time – VIDEO
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David Letterman Reacts to His Death Threat – VIDEO
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I Love a Rock N Roll Chick
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Selena Gomez On Stage Hotness
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Awesome Tits on the WebCame
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And Here’s Some Denise Richards
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Meet Bailey Knox – GALLERY
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Kris Humphries Family Hates the Kardashian’s
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Candice Swanepoel And Erin Heatherton Get Physical
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Striptease of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Husband Better Get Used To This…
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Why Dogs Fucking ROCK!
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Megan Fox Nice Tits In A Tight Dress
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

24

Aug

Victoria Silvstedt High Class Escort in a Bikini of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt’s only responsibility in her life is to stay fit, and fuckable, cuz she’s on payroll from some greek shipping tycoon billionare, where she acts as his personal masturbation toy that he fucks in tropical places while his wife stays back home spending his money…cuz that’s just how escorts work….and I guess in her case….thank god she’s committed to that one responsibility…so that even though she’s pushing 40 she’s still worth looking at half naked…and I hate that 1995 blonde fake tit look, it is done…boring…disgusting…shitty…trashy…the American dream…and I also hate this bitch cuz she’s the only person in 7 years of doing this site who has tried to sue me….cunt.

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2011

24

Aug

Lady Gaga Nude Outtakes of the Day

There are part of my job, that isn’t actually a job, that I fucking hate. You know like when you’re working anywhere, and they tell you to clean the toilet, not that this is actually work…..but this is one of those moments of hell, where I have to post nude outtakes from a Vogue photoshoot of a vile, played out, annoying, full of shit, lie of a performing artist, who was fabricated to be the new madonna for the new gay generation, who annoyingly pretends she’s a tranny, even though she looks like she could be a tranny….

I hate Gaga’s shit….I hate everything about her. I hate her sloppy body and I hate her disgusting saggy stretch mark tits. I hate her act. I hate her face. I hope she dies of her Lupus cuz people like this are the devil and do more damage to society than good….

This is the proof….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

24

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

Everyone’s loving this nerd seductress with fake tits so hard right now….I’m not sure if it is cuz the interent is filled with nerds and nerds don’t mind that she’s manipulating them by using their weakness, by exploiting their lifestyle and interests as if she actually cares and is into their shit, even though she’s not….cuz not that many girls are into that shit, especially not one who has done playboy and has suck a great ass, making her like a hooker they hire, once they can’t take masturbating anymore, to come over and force them to talk about robots and videogames until they cum…..or if they think she’s actually legit….but who cares…cuz she’s got a great ass and google allows us to find nude pics of her…so she’s a winner to me….now watch her hot photoshoot vide…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood