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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

17

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood Showing Some Tongue Like a Whore of the Day

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Sarah Jean Underwood is all hype right now…at least on the internet…because she does nerd shit half naked…and has an archive of nude pics the nerds who use the internet can gross reference for masturbation even though I see nothing but a scamming bottom feeding whore who got naked to get ahead, dated Seacrest to get ahead, got a gig on G4TV to get a head and now gets half naked to get ahead…it is some clever shit that makes her serious money and is more fun than stripping….you know less abusive a lie on herself that is easier to live with than really officially whoring out for 10 dollars a song…and I guess more girls with few talents but a great body should follow her lead……and I’ll follow her VAGINA ….but I’ll settle for tongue…

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2011

17

Aug

Brooke Hogan and her Bikini isn’t the Manliest Thing Hulk Was Gay For of the Day

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So I checked out Brooke Hogan’s twitter because I heard that her mom Linda came out saying that Hulk and Brutus the Beefcake were gay lovers…which is really shocking since they half nakedly and greased up in spandex used to rub each other down aggressively…in what looks like gay foreplay to me….

She didn’t mention how she’s the biggest dick her dad ever sucked off…but she did post this from some boat she’s on filming some shit movie about sharks:

“Paparazzi get pretty crazy… Just make me look skinny boys lol”

But I was more into this tweet:

I would like to fill a pool up with ice cold, carbonated soda and jump in nakey. I’m so hot.

Cuz white trash never felt so good…dreams of carbonated soda naked baths in the kiddie pool in the trailer park that she’ll never experience cuz her dad was a smart enough homosexual biker to make millions doing what he loved….being half naked and creased up with other men….

Who cares…everyone’s faggot.


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2011

17

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Surfing Diversion of the Day

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Here’s Lohan’s latest diversion from the “Quartz and Meteor Dust” purchase last week that got followed up with a see through shirt and a bloody photoshoot and now this….a day of surfing…maybe she’s trying to look healthy, cuz obviously the public hasn’t seen that scene in Point Break with the meth surfers, but Lohan alwayslooks like someone who is more into surfing cock if it’s covered in heroin….

I’m just disappointed this didn’t end in a shark attack, cuz I’m ready for lohan to end like her career did a few years ago….I’m an asshole like that.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

17

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Trying to Seduce with a Blue Bra of the Day

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This is Jennifer Love Hewitt attempting to be sexy….You know cuz she pays the paparazzi to follow her around to stay relevant during her fatness…. but she’s both prude, boring and annoying enough that no dude, no matter how into what she once was or not, will marry her, despite how bad she wants to get married….even though she’s Jennifer Love Hewitt….

So the best she can do is drop a little bra she strategically chose to do this in her shirt….cuz she’s got nothing else really going for her except maybe the ability to eat a lot….you know now that she’s old and fat and her tits are just a fragment of what they once were…cuz there’s no real joy in fat chick tits…they kinda just blend into the fat…and those tits were her major selling point….but now she’s just a mom body at a mom age without a baby…unless she’s got secrets she keeps in her basement she’s not telling us about….

Who cares…I am just amazed I’m posting barely there cleavage and a bra…when I’m far more perverted and sleazy than this.

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2011

17

Aug

Julia Roberts Finally yet Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day

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I think Julia Roberts follows me on TWITTER cuz just a couple of weeks ago I wrote something saying we need more Julia Roberts paparazzi pics. This stemmed from finding out she spent 2 months in Montreal, the not very big city I live in, and not one person saw her outside the film crew filming her movie…..She didn’t tour the city, she didn’t leave her room, she was no where to be found…not drunk, flashing pussy, acting like the married mom she both looks like and is….

Then all of a sudden, after two years not in the paparazzi, these bikini pics surface, and I say, send her back to her reclusive life, cuz there’s a reason far deeper why she hasnt been half naked in public and that’s the body you’re gonna look at when clicking the link….

I guess this is a classic – be careful what you wish for….I should have been smarter and aimed higher like wishing for hard cash and not this pig in her bikini…but I guess it is all part of sucking at life….


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2011

17

Aug

Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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I just realized that if you stare at Ashley Tisdale’s ass and just her ass….you know ignore everything else about her…especially her face…she’s actually pretty hot…

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2011

17

Aug

Summer Glau’s FHM Video of the Day

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Summer Glau did FHM in April so it is only natural that I’d be posting her FHM video 5 months after the fact because a fan emailed it into me and I saw it on other sites and felt pressure to put it up cuz half naked bitches are a timeless thing…even if you have no idea who they are….you know like diamonds, they are forever….with no timeline as long as it is capturede on film….cuz I know first hand that I can jerk off to vintage porn starring bitches who are likely dead now as well as I can jerk off to new porn….which unfortunately for me isn’t that well dude to impotence, hard living and an inability to get off to porn cuz I’m desensitized, but you get what I’m saying….

Posted in:Summer Glau

2011

17

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

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Like every well rounded man….and not the disorganized, useless alcoholic I am….I figure there’s a huge importance in starting your day like you were in the 50’s and on your way to the town factory while your wife stays home, pretends to be a good homemaker, when really she spends her day fucking the grocery clerk, mailman and any other man who doesn’t work at the town factory…

So here’s today’s news….I’m loving the flash mob hustle….we need to organize one of those…all we need is a mob…which luckily I can help with since I know this site alone gets at least one reader.

Bachmann mixes up Elvis anniversaries
SPARTANBURG, S.C. — Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann got her Elvis Presley dates all shook up during a campaign stop Tuesday in South Carolina.
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Rapper Accused of Inciting Flash Mob
Los Angeles County prosecutors will decide this week whether to press charges against The Game, after a tweet from the rapper’s account incited a telephone flash mob that overwhelmed the emergency phone system at a sheriff’s station.
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Child ‘Mayor’ Renames Street for Bieber
Forney’s 11-year-old mayor for a day is a big Justin Bieber fan and she’s renaming part of Main Street for the teen heartthrob.
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Caught on Tape: Flash Mob Robs 7-Eleven
Surveillance cameras caught a flash mob of 30 teens robbing a 7-Eleven store in Maryland.
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ACLU Defends Del. Sex Offenders
One story has a city locked in controversy and may have you shaking your head.
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Twin may lose $50K for hockey shot
An 11-year-old boy who made an incredible long-distance hockey shot into a tiny goal at a charity event may lose his $50,000 prizemoney because it was actually his twin brother who was registered to participate, ABC News reported Monday.
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

17

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not the panty evaporator I once was…..I mean not that I ever really had game….but it used to be a hell of a lot better. Last night I was trying to sext a girl and she wrote “Not tonight I have a headache” and she was fucking serious…I thought that was part of the tease…you know playing on being an unhappy married couple…but she was fully serious…leaving me hanging….and realizing….I continue to suck at life but at least it is funny.

Tiny Apartment Transforms into 24 Rooms and It’s Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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Kasey Wants to Say Good Morning
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Power Ranking All NFL Cheerleading Squads in 2011
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Like Giving You Great Gifts
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Shantel VanSanten From “The Final Destination” Hotness
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And Today in Useless Talents
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The Most Random Shit You Will Read All Day.
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These Girls Wearing Bikinis Set the World Shower Record
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18 Year Old Strips Down
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Live Web Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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If Celebritys Auditioned For Jersey Shore – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

17

Aug

Garbage Truck Video of the Day

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Here’s garbage truck hanging out of a third floor parking garage because it is nice to see people more inadequate at their jobs than I am…not that this is actually a job…but you get what I am saying….

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