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2011

10

Aug

Vienna Girardi’s Bikini Ass For Publicity of the Day

I hate the concept of the Bachelor…I mean not if I was the bachelor, you know having a dozen or more girls under the age of 25 fighting for your dick, not cuz they want your dick, but cuz girls hate each other, are competitive with each other, and try to do all that they can to come outon top, cuz if they win, that means they are the top whore in the eye of the general public who buy into this shit cuz their own lives are too fucking boring or stimulating to have their own fun…..

I just hate that it’s all staged, fabricated, contractual, immoral crap that idiots buy into….I hate hearing people talking about it, sucked into it, even if I don’t hate that the contestants are all annoying bitches who wish they will get famous, loving the attention of being on TV, whoring out for the world to see….cuz I like whores….

Either way, here’s the winner from 2009 in her bikini…with her new boyfriend…who is not the love of her life who proposed to her on the show…cuz guess what you can’t fall in love when you’re in it to win it…or more importantly when you don’t actually know the dude cuz it’s all a front…..

Here are the pics…

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Posted in:Vienna Girardi

2011

10

Aug

Shanna Marie McLaughlin is a Playboy Model with the Best Publicity Stunt of the DAy

This is pretty funny to me…..

A Playboy playmate was arrested at Orlando International Airport Monday night. Orlando Police arrested Shanna Marie McLaughlin for having a gun while trying to board a plane at OIA.

Here’s the news report:

I assume she did it because she was looking to make the news…as no one in their right mind would ever go to the airport with the gun….but I guess that’s assuming she was in her right mind…which could be a stretch when all bitch does is get naked in pictures of money…..

I found her Model Mayhem account, cuz clearly her modeling and playboy stint got her exactly that level of fame she’s looking for…you know the fame where you gotta travel with a gun to get noticed….cuz model mayhem features every low level aspiring model who creates her own model account cuz she thinks she’s hot…exactly what this bitch represents and that makes me want to hire her….

I did some background research and it turns out she’s got awesome tits…here are her nude pics…cuz retarded or not…natural tits rarely look like this…

Here’s her doing a playboy video…

Posted in:Shanna Marie McLaughlin

2011

10

Aug

Hot Oil Wrestling Video to Start the Day of the Day

I don’t really know the backstory behind this girl on girl oil wrestling video…I just assume its got something to do with being a fetish for people who like seeing girls on girls wrestling in oil….which I guess makes sense cuz that is exactly what this is…

I’ve done the bar circuit. I’ve been on spring break events. I’ve seen mud wrestling, jello wrestling, oil wrestling first hand and I guess you can’t go wrong with girls choking each other out…I didn’t a hard on, mainly cuz the girls were always pretty butch….and I’m not into that…every girl in the bar I was at, every time I saw that shit, got heavily into it….like shit turned them on hard…maybe it was empowering…maybe all girls are dykes….who knows…I just think you should watch this shit with whatever girl you can do see if it gets her wet…cuz a wet girl is the good kind of girl….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

10

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some shit going on in the news….I know there’s probably more exciting things going on than this…but this is good enough for me…I mean the world is filled with fucking idiots getting arrested…it’d be impossible for me to keep up with all of it…so I just do the best I can with as little effort as possible…it’s kinda my life philosophy….

Kid Shot for Tossing Football
A plan to scare the neighborhood kids went wrong for an elderly man and landing a 12-year-old boy in the hospital with a gun shot wound.

Woman Fabricated Kidnapping Story
A woman has been found safe and sound, 100 miles away, after claiming she had been abducted and stuffed into the trunk of her own vehicle after making a transaction at the bank.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

10

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am drunk still. I feel like I’d be lying if I said this was my mourning hangover. Cuz I’ve been drinking all morning…I was walking the dog at 6 in the morning and I saw a hooker getting beat up, then getting taken away in an ambulance as the police followed behind them as some dude screamed at the cops taking her away…I guess he had a date planned with her….and I just got home now….

On the positive side of things, I found a pair of ladies heels on the side of the road if anyone wants to buy them, ideally someone with a foot fetish who likes weird found objects that smell of feet…

Either way, here’s some shit going on


Don’t Worry, Kid, I Find Jack in the Boxes Terrifying Too – VIDEO
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25 Sexiest Athlete Summer Bodies
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Free Cam Shows, Cause You Made It Half Way Through the Week
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Adrienne Curry is Slutty Tweeting Again
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News Reporter Looses His Fucking Shit
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Gia Marie is Rocking a Shiny Red Slingshot
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini Says ‘Good Morning’
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Live Web Cam Shows You Will Want to Make Some Alone Time For
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Lebanese Slut Gets Naked on a Sex Tape – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “30 Minutes Or Less” Actress Dilshad Vadsaria
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Aziz Ansari Hates Babies as Much as I Do – VIDEO
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Bear Gets All The Party Sluts
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Posted in:MHD

2011

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say…I assume it has something to having been on the toilet all fucking day shitting myself cuz I haven’t had a solid shit in the last decade….and now I’m feeling pretty spent and ready to drink the last legs of my liver away….always a challenge I’m willing to take on cuz I got nothing else going on….Repetitive, probably, but I sit on a computer all day and a drinking problem that leads to not remembering anything in a mushy brain mess…so what the fuck do you expect me to have going on…I don’t even remember me leaving the fucking house today…I also don’t remember hot bitches sending me nude pictures, mainly cuz they didn’t, but thanks to being delusional, I can pretend it did…I can pretend so many good things happened even though they didn’t….good times…

Creepy as Fuck Nude Statue of Selena Gomez and Justine Beaver – I don’t think they made his vagina lippy enough….
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Dumbest Stuff on Wheels….
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Jennifer Love Is Fucking a Bottom Feeder from the Bachelorette Cuz Jennifer Love is Also a Bottom Feeder….but mainly just cuz her fat ass likes feeding…
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Adriana Lima Posing with a Bra
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Dude Accidentally Shoots His Peen Off With His Girlfriend’s Pink Pistol
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Live Web Cam Shows, From Me To You
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6 Year Old Skateboarder Will Shut You Down – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Stacie Sullivan
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A MEGA Tiffany Toth Gallery
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10 Ways To Tell If You Might Get Laid On The First Date
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Vida Guerra’s Body Is Still Insane
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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Know You’re Living on a Budget
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Home Alone Teen Gets Naughty
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25 Unbelievably Hot Women Who Love Baseball
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Emma Watson Panty Flash
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Peaches Geldof Isn’t Fat Anymore, Probably Cause She’s on Heroin Again
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Geri Halliwell in a Bikini
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Imgoen Thomas is Hot in a Bikini
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This Chick Has Been Eating Her Husbands Ashes Out of His Urn and I Think I’m Gonna Fucking Puke – VIDEO
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Irina Shayk Gets Her Stretch On
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Injured Kid Gets Robbed =During London Riots Because People Are Fucking Savages – VIDEO
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And Not, The Ping Pong God – VIDEO
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Raquel Reign Brings the Hotness
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AHNOLD is a Fucking Asshole – VIDEO
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Jayda and Susie Get It On
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Hilarious Pro Gay Marriage Protest Signs
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Cameron Diaz is So Gross
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Horney Teen Gets Herself Off
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Candice Swanepoel Workout Hotness
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Leggy Hipster Chick in Acid Wash
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Random Link Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Another Crazy Video From the London Riots
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Dancer Gets Knocked Out – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Hot Brunette Covered in Tats and Naked
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Monika Vesela Licks Her Popsicle
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9 People You Don’t Want to End Up Next to OIn a Plane
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some Mila Kunis Hotness
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You’ll Wanna Be All Over Dolce
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Irina Shayk Can Pull My Muscle Anytime
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A Topless Big Tittie Imogen Thomas – We Salute You!
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Fifty Wives or Life In Jail, What’s Worse?
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2011

09

Aug

Ginger Spice is a Mom Rockin’ a Bikini of the Day

I like that Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell has taken a liking to being in a bikini at all times…I like that she gets Topless in her Bikinis also, partially because she’s european and bikini tops don’t matter to those Euro bitches and shouldn’t matter to any bitches, but more importantly, cuz she’s got great tits….they were even better back when she was working as a stripper before the Spice Girls…back when bitch had to pay rent and her only asset and skill was her fat tits….but I can’t find those pics right now…so I’ll just take these recent, decades and kids later, pics of her in a bikini, cuz her body is better now than it was then…cuz I guess that’s what having stupid money does to a bitch…it allows her to not live off inexpensive pizza and beer…but instead fancy salads and champagne and prescription pills…

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Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2011

09

Aug

Maria Shriver’s Single Milf Vagina In the Wind of the Day

This is amazing….

I don’t know what’s going on in Maria Shriver’s crotch, but I do know that she’s recently single, thanks to her awesome and sleazy immigrant body building and action star husband, turned politician, pulled some amazing things by fucking the housekeeper, cuz like me, fucking anything that isn’t your wife is a good thing…especially if it has a vagina….I mean until it gets pregnant and you can’t deny the shit, cuz unlike me, you gave her your real name cuz she worked for you…instead of lying your way through it…..

I also know that I love watching a dress when a girl walks against the wind….and shit defines her pussy..it’s almost pornographic….but unfortunately in Shriver’s case…she’s been married too long, has embraced her age and position as a soon to be grandmother, while showcasing why her husband strayed, because the only thing that can make a cameltoe look like this puffy mess, is huge fucking bush…..or ravaged lips thanks to the birthing process….both hardly attractive to the average eye…especially not on a bitch trying to get laid…luckily…I’m not average and this shit is porno to me….enjoy.

Posted in:Maria Shriver

2011

09

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Party of the Day

Everyone loves Sara Jean Underwood…at least virgin losers do and as far as I’m concerned that’s everyone…you know since this is the internet and that’s the kind of person who frequents the internet….you know cuz actual cool people who can get laid…are busy getting laid….

She’s some playboy trash, who is actually pretty hot, turned TV host thanks to a stint as Ryan Seacrest’s front thathe’s not gay, a TV host that happens to be the body that rock’s superhero outfits on shows for virgin loser, making her fuckin’ set for life…cuz virgin losers are loyal and that’s a good thing for her…but not so good for us…cuz if we all ignored her attempt at a legit career, she’d woulda ended up in porn, in one of those coulda gone either way, and went the wrong way for us and the right way for her situations….True story.

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2011

09

Aug

Vida Guerra’s a Fake Tit Body Builder Now of the Day

Vida Guerra started out as an ass in FHM….and as FHM lost it’s appeal and popularity thanks to the internet making them obsolete…she lost her one gig that brought her that level of big ass fame that has probably paid for her life….but more importantly that paved the way for Kim Kardashian and Coco’s ass fame…but now that she’s old and out of work she’s taken to partnering up with a new magazine, cuz that’s her hustle, she’s tried a few scandals on her own, LIKE THESE LEAKED NUDE PICS but the only thing that’s done shit for her has been magazines…unfortunately, this magazine is some body building shit, and although she’s still got a great ass, that hard body, fake tan, fake tit looking shit just makes me nervous and uncomfortable…cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes my women less manly….

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