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2011

24

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Flashing Spanks of the Day

These pictures are the highlight of the day…because of the whole Jennifer Lopez being listed as the most beautiful person by People magazine 10 or more years too late, because Jennifer Lopez has this thing called a lot of money that can buy herself titles on magazines that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things…and that are not journalistically accurate proven by the fact that they chose Jennifer Lopez as the most beautiful person…and they don’t have to be cuz they cater to white trash who don’t really know how to read…..because everyone knows the actual most beautiful woman in the world doesn’t need Spanx….cuz she’s not trying to contour or control her fat, sloppy, middle aged ass….into looking youthful and fun….

Point being, J.Lo’s a scam, not look at her old lady trying to be sexy tools that will make a man pretty bummed when he finally gets her home thinking “I’m about to fuck the recently single most beautiful woman in the world according to People Magazine who was a star in the 90s, I just need to get these pants off….what’s she wearing a fucking harness…omg…what the fuck is the sloppy thing…is it going to eat me…how about we put these back on and just talk over coffee”….if you know what I mean.

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2011

24

Aug

Brooke Burke, Mom of 4, Promoting in Shorts of the Day

I have a thing for mothers of four, with different dads, who have old haggard faces and great tans on their hot, tight, fit, fake tit bodies….but only in pictures, because I fear the state of their vagina looseness….

I still don’t really know what Brooke Burke does, I’m thinking she’s now a professional twitterer who blocked me, who was once on TV….but here she is promoting random crap…making me think there’s so much more to her…

But I’m more into her hot mom bikini body….

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2011

24

Aug

Katherine Heigl is a Cunt of the Day

Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl looking like shit, which isn’t news because she’s a dumpy cunt who always looks like shit, but for some reson thinks she’s hot, because I guess she works in movies and people buy into marketing and things they say on TV, when anyone with a fucking penis and a brain knows, that this is the kind of girl you fuck cuz it is around and not something you masturbate to….ever.

I am posting these pics cuz my good friend Speedmonkey saw her on the street yesterday, in this same outfit, and asked her for a pic, and she was a rude cunt to him, she either ignored him, or walked by him, or told him to fuck off….all things that deserve to be cunt punched out of her, cuz bitches like this aren’t supposed to have egos, they’re supposed to suck your dick cuz no one else is perverted or desperate enough to give them dick…

Ya heard?

Posted in:Katherine Heigl

2011

24

Aug

Taylor Swift Ass Flash to Start the Day

I don’t know when this video is from, I just know that it was emailed to me today, 1000 people like it on Facebook, and that it is apparently from over two Saturdays…

I am only posting it because I find Taylor Swift boring as shit, even though I know she’s a whore in the bedroom, and seeing her skirt blow up is hysterical, even though I know she is probably wearing double underwear so that she doesn’t have anything reveal, and there’s nothing worst than a girl in two pairs of underwear, especially when she’s a stripper or pop star avoiding humiliation…..

This could have been better, but I’ll take it for what it is, cuz this is just the video to get us warmed up….awesome.

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2011

24

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I got so drunk that I ended up at the Casino trying to gamble the 5 dollars I have to my name on a slot machine that happened to be next to the hottest bitch on a fucking stretcher style wheel chair, you know lying on her stomach feeding her gambling machine, which obviously, lead the pervert in me to some serious hitting on her, saying shit like “i’ve never fucked a girl immobilized and forced to live life on her stomach, that’d be a first and I like firsts”….which was about the time security asked me to leave.

Asshole.s

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2011

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Today I learnt a very valuable lesson. Masturbating to a documentary on the civil rights movement is very challenging. You have to be pro.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Megan Fox’s Amazing Body in a Tight Dress
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The 40 Sexiest Sports Hotties of the Decade
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Drugs Didn’t Kill Amy Winehouse?
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Young Kardashian’s 14th Birthday Pics – You Fucking Pervert
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Honk Your Horn for a Prostitute! – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Samantha Rex
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Adrianne Curry And Her Twitter Cleavage
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Brad Pitt Probably Isn’t Banging This Slut But Everyone is Saying He Is So Let’s Just Go With That
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Sexy Girls + Camera Phones!
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Nikki Summer is a Girl Next Door Type
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The Best Free Cam Shows You Will Find Anywhere
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Emo Slut Gets Off on MSN
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Why Do All Children’s Show Hosts Look Like Pedophiles?
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Victoria Justice’s Jailbait Camel Toe
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Sharon Stone is Slutty and I Like It
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More of Rihanna Wearing a Bikini
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Paris Hilton is Basically Irrelevant, But Here She is Anyways
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Selena Gomez Maye Have Stopped Banging Justine Beiber and Here’s Some Photos As Well
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Ivy Snow Never Disappoints
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Naked Man Joins a News Crew! – VIDEO
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REDNECK GRANDMA WILL SHUT YOU DOWN! – VIDEO
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Laura Dore is Looking Hot as Always
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Two Druggies Popped For Neglecting Kids And Being All High and Shit Up In Chuck E Cheese
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Alice, Clair and Isabella, Oh My
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Jessica-Jane’s Fabulous Boobs
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Some Ashley Olsen Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Check Out Young Slut Jennifer
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Justine Beiber Fans are Retarded, I Don’t Care if They Are Little Girls
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There’s Something About a Hottie in Knee Socks
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A Bunch of Sluts at the 2nd Annual Vegas Rocks Event
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Katie Price Brought Her Pink Jugs to the Pool
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Chick on a Stage Mishap – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Pussy Fur Done Right by Lorena
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7 of the most mysterious famous disappearances ever
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This Courtney Stodden Chick is Too Fucking Much
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Meet Skylar Diggins
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Katherine Heigl Is A Fucking Cunt
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Paris Hilton Has Stroked A Lot Of Cock In Her Life, Here’s Proof
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Ryan Philippe’s Illegit Kid With His Immigrant Single Mom in a One Piece
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Victoria Justice Shows Off Her Sweet 21 Year Old Camel Toe
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Kris Humphries Family Are Low Rent Scum…When Compared To The Kardashians.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

23

Aug

Mila Jovovich in Her Little Bikini of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post the bikini pictures, that aren’t even that great of Mila Jovovich, because Paparazzi agencies are pricks….who want hundreds of dollars for these pictures….but I have to link you up to the Mila Jovovich bikini pictures cuz posting bikini pictures is a serious habit of mine…cuz I love seeing bitches, even moms who were once famous models turned actors from Russia that starred in a few comic book/video game crossover movies to really solidify her celebrity amongst the virgin losers….but I do prefer watching her naked in movies ….or naked in amazing magazine photoshoots…but these bikini pics I don’t have the rights to post are still better than nothing…cuz they are New!!

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Posted in:Mila Jovovich

2011

23

Aug

Taylor Swift Vintage Bathing Suit Weirdness of the Day

Taylor Swift is boring as shit….these bathing suit pictures are here to help prove my fucking point…I get it…she’s country, lives in Nashville, plays the whole wholesome act for her Christian fan base…it’s all a business to her…but I know there’s a LeAnn Rimes brewing somewhere deep inside of her…that I can only assume started to surface when she was getting fucked by serial womanizer who has pretty much had every chick in Hollywood, but more importanly has had his asshole licked by groupies I know here in Montreal….that he met that night…not that he rode out for a few months…cuz behind every slut is a dude who ruined her emotionally…

Either way, here’s her vintage bathing suit, Hollywood Glam, 1950s erotica to you weird pinup loving rockabilly weirdos…

She’s a little birdlike-but at least she’s not fat…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2011

23

Aug

Victoria Justice Vagina Definition in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s Victoria Justice’s vagina in a bikini…She may look 14…..but she’s actually 21….and I assume if she was 14….her vagina definition would be a little less defined and obvious…you know more virignal and tight enough to make it mist when she pees…but then again she’s all Hollywood and Hollyood makes chicks grow up fast, you know it’s a trade off that seperates normal girls from girls who really want fame….

I do have a serious love for young, hot bodied girls in bikinis….it’s a weakness…or maybe it is we really need to live a complete life…maybe I’m looking into this too seriosuly…who knows…but click the link to see all the pics anyway…they’re fucking good….and most importantly, legal drinking age even though they don’t look it….


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Posted in:Victoria Justice

2011

23

Aug

Rihanna Amazing Body in her Bikini in Fancy France of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rihanna getting drunk and partying alone on a yacht in Saint Tropez a place her uneducated, daughter of a garbage man, thick yet lovely ass, didn’t know existed back before she turned all hollywood….You know, here she is on a boat that she would have only been allowed on back home if she was turning tricks or willing to do this very same dance, naked….on some rich British faces…who like getting away with fucking 14 year olds…before they turn on you, set you up and force a record deal out of you….

The whole thing is inspiring to young girls everywhere…especially if they are poor and have a dream of drinking fine wines and cheeses on yachts in france cuz they are all famous and shit…who cares….she’s in a bikini…and unfortunately looks great cuz I love to hate her and this makes it harder….well not really….but I like looking…despite hating her…making this whole thing confusing…

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