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2022

20

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

I like to think the most important viral game on the internet is the Titty Drop…

It is far more important than the Ice Bucket Challenge or the Tide Pod eating, even if it killed off some idiots…

What are the other trends on the internet, white people apologizing for themselves, doctors who don’t believe in vaccines or covid being censored, Kanye being called crazy and racist while being sued for stating what was written in the George Floyd coroner report, maybe it’s other weird woke outrage and cancel culture, banning and censoring the dissenters, helping make billionaires out of the people who started Rumble…..I mean for the most part, the internet is fucking annoying…..then there’s the indoctrinating people into thinking they are other genders, having them change genders for attention, only to call out anyone who thinks that’s nuts a transphone…

I mean we can go on all day about the “trends’ of the internet that suck, when the real focus is the uplifting, celebratory, exciting trend that doesn’t cover politics, or religion, race, gender, woke, bullshit, and takes us back to the roots of what we care about. TITTY DROPS….the act of flashing tits with a little flare and tease because ultimately, chicks like flashing their tits and I like looking at then tits.

TITTY DROPS need their own TV show, better than Car Pool Karaoke or other school yard games they’ve made into shows and if I was a TV producer, you’d have it, since I am not, this is as good as we get with Titty Drops….the most important shit on the internet to me.

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2022

20

Oct

Em Rata – Boner Giver of the Day

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It’s safe to say when Em Rata’s tits are cropped out of the frame, she’s a real fucking babe who would have totally gone viral on her face alone, you know one of them natural beauties that makes your heart stop when you lock eyes with her and not someone who is just a product of tits she’s willing to show off in efforts to distract you from her beautiful, hypnotizing, monstrous bird-like face….

You probably prefer seeing her body that she is known to show off, like at some fancy event last week, where she wore mesh…but you MUST celebrate her face because she’s a FEMINIST WRITER of our times, the feminist writer of our time, you know, from showing her tits for personal gain, to spinning that into some intellectualized bullshit, even though she’s likely a high school drop out, because that’s what happens when you have fat tits that you decide to whore out for feminism, to fight the patriarchy, by giving men exactly what they want from you, you don’t bother learning things, but instead you figure out how to spin your whoring into something bigger than you so you can live with your whore self for promoting whoredom to a generation of girls who now sell their pussy for 10 dollars a month in efforts to live that influencer life a dumpy faced cunt like EM RATA has inspired them to chase…..

VAPID fucking monsters…

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2022

20

Oct

Imogen Thomas for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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I’ve been to at least one porn convention in my lifetime, back when I was deciding whether to jump into full porn or sticking to some weird grey area that is neither porn nor mainstream so that I can find the one corner of the internet that doesn’t make any money or appeal to anyone, you know if you’re going to put in the effort of running a site, updating a site, why try to make it as big as you can…..

But yeah, as someone who has gone to the porn conventions, I have seen dudes who are obsessed with feet first hand pay these random cam girls and porn chicks hundreds of dollars for feet pics or to sniff their feet or to rub their feet, and I just never really got it…

Then there’s the whole instagram girl being offered money for her feet pics, becoming more of a meme or joke than anything, but so many girls got their start as sellers by foot fetish weirdos…

So I figure as the sites slowly dies off in terms of traffic, in terms of readers, in terms of fans, followers, community members, partners, homies, whatever you want to call it, maybe I can carve my niche corner of irrelevance USING the feet of these random whores of the internet.

Her name is Imogen Thomas and she’s posted up some feet pics, she’s a 40 year old from Big Brotehr 9, back in 2003 and I guess she’s still existing since, probably because of the feet content, those feet fetishists EAT that shit up….

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2022

20

Oct

Caroline Vreeland’s Clown Tits are Fun of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland moved to Canada from LA to either drop out of the instagram model scene, or maybe it was to breed with a french Canadian, but either way, she’s now a hometown hottie, so I like her better than when she was some LA based set of clown tits trying to get noticed, but never fully getting noticed, even though she’s got tits that you can see from space, assuming space is real, which for other girls has got them millions upon millions of followers.

She still does the OnlyFans hustle, because when you’re a fashion influencer from a legacy of fashion influencer, her relative was a known Vogue editor in the 1920s or some shit, you have no choice but to sell your racy content to the fans who are only around for the tits, because you can see those fuckers from space, assuming space is fucking real.

Now I like a big sloppy tit bigger than my head, and Vreeland may not be the hottest, may be a little dumpy, but she is a mom and really we’re only here for the tits, so she’s awesome and doing what a host body to big tities is meant to do.

Hero.

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2022

20

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Want to know what’s way better than actually going on vacation to some far off tropical place with low income women willing to suck you off for very affordable prices because the travel economy is what keeps them afloat?

Staring at internet bitches showing off their tanlines, because you get that same tanline experience, without the actual human interaction or human experience, or story to tell your friends, neightbors, old folks home roommates, basically anyone who will listen to your glory days, but instead you can hide behind your computer screen, alone, irrelevant, getting a taste of the tanlines without actually tasting the tanlines.

In conclusion, the internet fucking sucks, but at least it keeps us distracted.

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2022

20

Oct

Split Training and other TikThots of the Day

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Lip Syncher of the Day

Cozy Night in Jeans

Dancer VS Gymnast

You Need a Little Punishment

Tittiess on the Waterslide

Scary Goth Sluts

Making it Pop

College Tradition

Posted in:stepNEWS|TIKTHOT

2022

20

Oct

Spooky Skeleton Gets Stolen and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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McDonalds Manager Rages

Base Jump Accident

White People are Bad Video

Modern Shopper

Pronoun Day at Starbucks

Horse training time!

Shit in the Sky Preparing You for a UFO HOAX

Deep Fried Ice

You Ain’t Nothing But a Hound Dog

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2022

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve finally reached the point where I have said all I needed to say….

As it turns out, no one cares what I had to say when I had something to say….

So I can go back to not saying anything, while the rest of the world can scramble to get seen or noticed being fake fuck attention seekers….

Knowing your opinion doesn’t matter is liberating and can help get you back to sitting back and staring at all their tits being uploaded as they try to matter, which is really all it’s about anyway….the tits.

So here are some stepLINKS….the internet’s version of staring at tits…..welcome to 1990 Internet fools….

Vanessa Hudgens Gets Ugly for the VR Haunted House
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Olivia Dunne Shows Off her Gymnast Uniform
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Britney Spears is Naked in Bed
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Dress Like Naomi Watts in The Watcher for Halloween
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Kat Graham’s Nip Slip!
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Olivia Culpo White Bikinis
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10 Lottery Winners who Went Broke
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2003 Anne Hathaway See Through
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Madison beer Looking Hot at an Event
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Julia Roberts Tries to Identify George Clooney By Touching his Face Blindfolded
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Meghan Markle Throws Shade at Paris Hilton
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Driving the 405 Freeway in 1988 vs Today
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Crazy Vespa Race
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Jessie J in Lingerie for Fenty
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Christen Harper is the SI Swim Joint Rookie of the Year
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Em Rata’s in a Booty Bikini
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Brad Pitt had Make-Up on his Butt in Thelma and Louise
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Some Fluid Art
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Matt Perry Candid About Drug Use
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Husky is Jealous of Baby
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New UFO Evidence in Colombia
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Travis Kelce is Dating Access Hollywood’s Zuri Hall
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Elle Macpherson in a White Swimsuit
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Larry Wheels and Rahul Panicker have an Arm Wrestle
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Tom Brady is Selling Tampa House
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Corvette Escapes Cops
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Motorbike Taxi in Philippines Redesigned to Avoid Floods
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Was the Tennessee / Alabama Ref Celebrating a Touchdown?
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Hot Model Nadine By the Bay
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The Mechanics of Jet Ejections
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Man Pranks People with Fake Boobs
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Chloe Grace Moretz Using Olive Oil on her Face
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Chloe Grace Moretz Supports the NY Islanders
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Sommer Ray – Fitness Influencer
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OnlyFans Model Goes Viral After her Lung Collapses
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OJ Simpson on Tom Brady
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Kourtney Kardashian for Halloween
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Dress Like Naomi Watts in The Watcher for Halloween
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Hailey Bieber in Workout Clothes
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Kourtney Kardashian 182 & Blink182 on the Beach
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Jordana Brewster in Leggings
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Frieda Pinto at an Event
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Miranda Kerr in a Dress
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Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez Scissor
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Natasha Lyonne at an Event
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Maddie ziegler at an event
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Madison Beer Cleavage
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Jessica Chastain at an Event
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Kiernan Shipka in a Red Dress
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Em Rata and her New Man
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Ambrosio Legs
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Eiza Gonzazlez in Tight Jeans and Crop Top
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Alex Daddario Big Cleavage
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Charlize Theron at an Event
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Sabrina Carpenter in Concert
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Tallia Storm in a Slutty Outfit
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Pillow Fucker
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Amateur Aurora
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Topless Bitches
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Titty from Space
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Naughty at Work
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Black Nude Model
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Accessorize!
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Handbra Titty Drop
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TikTok Vs Reality
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Emily Cheree Nude Model
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Front seat rider
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Nude Model and her Pussy
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Two Holes Filled with One Toy
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Olga and her Tits Play Tennis
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Big Red Dildo
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Amateur Fucks
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Undoing the Shirt for a Dildo Ride
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Young Couple Fuck
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Twerking on the Dildo
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Creampie Time
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Dildo Riding Babe
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Latina Fucks
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WAVING HELLO
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Pussy Massage
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Cucumber Fuck
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Slum Fights…
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HOT SAUCE PUSSY
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Misfit Memes
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Masturbating Mom
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What Up Japan
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Twisted Dildo
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21 Shit Days
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Standing Dildo Fuck
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2022

19

Oct

Carmen Electra Gets Into the Pool of the Day

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You know, I started out a hater on this Carmen Electra being 300 years too old to be sexualizing herself like it was still the late 90s, thinking how shameless and pathetic the cash grap that is OnlyFans is for these women who just can’t refuse a paycheck to sexualize themselves, but then I realized that she probably brokered a fat up front deal, so she’s not like the girls of reddit chasing each and every dude to sign up to her shit, she just instead produces the content to meet her obligations as as an actor, not a very good actor, but an actor, she can compartmentalize the shit while getting paid stupid money…

So when I realized that she is likely getting paid heavy up front, that this is just an extension of everyhting she’s always done, the fact that she’s an old leathery weathered plastic surgery ridden rotting shell of what she was….just didn’t matter anymore and I could go back to appreciating an old timey whore being old and a whore….the way nature probably didn’t intend, but it’s the 2020s motherfuckers, with technology we can override nature…

So here she is getting into her rich lady pool in a slutty bikin iand her ass looks as good as it probably could and better than a lot of less motivated ass out there, so leathery, plastic surgery ridden, rotten shell of an ass or not, you know all incontinent thanks to menopause and HPV hysterectomies, just add to the fucking flavor…..

I am a fan.

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2022

19

Oct

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit you fucks….

Or watch bitches trying to stay fit in this era that is trying to make them give into the junk food, the slop, the poison and embrace being lazy slot bitches, because fat girls can still score subscribers….

These are the girls not giving in the propaganda, or maybe they know that being fit in this superficial world will get them a richer dude, so that they don’t have to bother working, while still getting the lifestyle that they want…..because rich dudes like hot chicks that other rich dudes have fucked and that normies like us have followed, left lewd comments on their profiles, and even subscribed to their nudes…..it’s a status thing and what do we care, so long as fit bitches still exist in this fat fat world….

Let’s keep these fit bitches motivated to not work, to get those yacht vacations by staying fit by jerking off to them from afar, it will to increase their value to the actual rich guys that want to be owned by….whole not letting the universe win with their propanda that fat chicks are chicks too…..

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