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2011

20

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

Her webcam name is Monllaccj. She is 23, from Italy and I just watched her jerk off a dude for the last 20 minutes..she sucked his nipples, she played with his balls, she gave it her all, in some strong as fuck arm that I wouldn’t mind being friends with….I think the highlight of the show as watching her rub her twat all over the dudes leg like some kind of dog in heat eager to get fucked…proving yet again that the best place to be on the internet is watching cam girls in action….wahtever her motivation is….whether it is money or slutty exhibitionists…I don’t fucking care…she’s won my heart….

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2011

20

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not hungover yet, see cuz I haven’t gone to sleep yet, and I’ve been drinking through the night…It’s not cuz it is a special occassion, it’s not cuz it is summer, it is cuz it is Tuesday and that’s what people with no jobs, responsibilty are supposed to do….I spent the last hour in the park, unshowered, dirty clothed, reeking of shit, piss, whatever this stain on my shirt is and for some reason moms were giving me dirty looks as I muttered “I’d fuck that mom ass up with my dick if I could”….they have no vision….so 9 to 5…cookie cutter suburban life that society wants you to have boring…but shit I’d love their chronic yeast infections for fancy underwears and tampons all up on my face….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t it is that today’s gonna probably get interesting if I don’t die in the process….I’ll try to TWITTER THe EXPERIENCE if I don’t die…Good times…

Here’s the morning hangover dump….which apparently smells different when you’re gay cuz of all the expired semen, occassional AIDS/Syphilis and designer perfume….True Story.

Roof Jump Timing FAIL – VIDEO
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Ugliest Athletes of All Time
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Free Cams Because It’s Wednesday and You’ve Made It This Far Through the Week
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The 10 Hottest Celebrities Who Attended The University Of California
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Weston Cage is Doing Karate For The Paparazzi Again
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Chocolate Rain – The Metal Cover
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Skinny Brunette Gets Herself Off
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Live Sex Shows That Will Make a Hot Day Even Hotter
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Now THAT’S How You Quit a Job
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2011

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I plan on getting wasted….stipping down…shitting and pissing myself…calling escorts to see how much it’ll cost for them to shit and piss on me…cuz I’m fresh out of piss and shit…only to be hung up on….maybe even reported to the police….before watching porn and masturbating in my own filth….at least I can only hope that’s what goes down tonight…cuz otherwise I’d just be wasing this limited life I’ve god….

Okay enough of that…Here are a few comments I left on FACEBOOK ….and that were later deleted….it’s a new feature, I’ll be sure to do better…

As for the 1500 VICE Owes me from years ago when they were trying to figure out website traffic….You can add BEN DIETZ and if you’d like to read our email exchange from 2007 when they planted the seed that ended up ripping me off click the images below…

Assholes.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Roller Coaster Accident…
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Hayden Panettiere Smoking Midget Fetish
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Bree Olson Has Fucked Other Celebs – One is Even a Multiple Oscar Winner
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Jersey Shore Do Italy the Miserable Trailer…
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Selena Gomez Carrying a Change of Clothes Fetish
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Some Peurto Rican Video Vixen’s Ridiculous Body
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Of Course There’s a Recording of Octomom Saying She Hates Babies….Cuz it’s like a bitch who works in an ice cream store hating ice cream…only more of a cry for attention…
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Betty White Didn’t Fall For the Guilt of the USA Military and It Made Me Love Her More
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These Sluts Got What You Need
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Excercise Ball Sends Kid Through Door
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “Captain America” Actress Hayley Atwell
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Karissa and Kristina Shannon Bikini Pictures
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Adrienne Curry is Basically Topless on Twitter Again
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Free Cam Shows Because You’re a Degenerate With No Money
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Her Pussy and a Toy
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Do You Have a Nipple on YOUR Foot?
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20 Sexiest Cheerleader Calendar Videos
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Rachael Taylor See Through Dress
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Emo Slut on Msn Video Chat
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25 Biggest Fluke Plays in Sports History
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Demi Lovato is Banging a Dude Almost 20 Years Older Than She Is
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Jessica Simpson is Fat as Always But Wants Us to Know She’s Not Pregnant, Just Fat
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Irina Shayk Hotness
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Paris Hilton is a Spoler Bitch
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Guess Who’s Back in Rehab That Isn’t Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan or Amy Winehouse?
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Gotta Love Short Shorts
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Best Worst Wrestling Move Ever – VIDEO
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Carli Banks is a Dirty Slut
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Two Hot Babes Are Better Than One
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Couple Meets On “Adult Bondage” Site And Rapes Her 1-Yr Old Daughter! [Video]
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Breanne Brenson is Trashy and I Like It
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Heidi Klum Topless Sunbathing
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Emma Stone Hotness
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Wet Pussy Teen Gets Off
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Rachel Nichols Maxim Shoot
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WTf Are You Wearing?
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Rihanna is Pantsless Around NYC
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fun With Golf Carts – VIDEO
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Victoria Silvstedt Just Because
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Striptease of the Day
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This Slut Has a Solo Session
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Play pool with Katja Kassin
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9 Famous Peope Who Spent Time in a Mental Institution
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Crystal Harris is a Fucking Publicity Whore
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How About Some Laura Dore?
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Tom Green Invented Planking in 1994
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I want to fuck Jared Leto’s Pussy – No Homo
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The Hottest Hot Air Balloon of All Time
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Vanessa Hudgens Bike Fetish
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Woman Has 3rd Nipple… On Her Foot
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Irina Shayk Grabs Her Tits – Friend’s With Benefits
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Karadashian’s About To Cash In On Dead Teenager
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Ciara’s Boob Falls Out Of Her Bikini
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Kelly Brook’s Big Tits In A Bikini. Shocking!
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2011

19

Jul

Coco in a Thong Bikini of the Day

There are some pictures of Coco that I can’t post because I don’t have the rights to them but feel like I need to post them for the sake of humanity….She is on the beach in what looks like a thong, but in reality it’s a regular sized bikini, up against her ass, losing it’s battle…..and it just appears to be G-String cuz it’s one of those proportional shits like when you go to the fair and sit on the really really big chair making you look like an elf…on that big, round, ridiculous, ass version….She’s showing off her fake tits too, but who cares about that, any bitch can get fake tits, it takes a special hooker to get a fake ass to seduce her john into marrying her….

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2011

19

Jul

Kylie Jenner is the 13 Year Old Being Prostituted By the Kardashians of the Day

TheSuperficial posted this ultra perverted Kylie Jenner Pics that I had to post and link to cuz they are disturbing….he did the Catch a Predator graphic…cuz these pics are just that…illegal….

I guess you’re never too young to follow the lead of your mom and half sisters and slut yourself out…I mean with the hormones in the food and starting puberty at 6 and all that, it’s practically like she’s 18 already….however the LAW doesn’t agree…cuz your land of the free is oppressive…thank fucking god…cuz you people and your emails requesting underage girls….scare me….I mean in this case, 18 is only 5 years away and by then the Kardashian revolution will be long over, if anything this is their last hope, that’s why they’re pimping her out to the public, before it’s too late and no one cares….and her slut phase will be over, and she’ll be a great girl to go steady with while writing her letters in her rehab/institution/prison like the creep who targets down on their luck crazy people you are…provided she hasn’t already killed herself by then…cuz she’s far too young to grasp what she’s doing, what her mother whom she trusts has done to her, like some Jonbenet shit, and the hell this shit is going to drag her through….damaged goods in the making….thanks Kardashians…for the desparation and throwin’ in one to the fire pit as a sacrifice to keep the family afloat….freaks…

THis is the kind of shit that gets kids taken away from their parents….used like she was a Culkin…and this is my campaign to get that to happen….

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2011

19

Jul

Mischa Barton’s Death Watch is Back on of the Day

I used to do this Mischa Barton Death Watch when she was at her absolute worst….but it got boring, everyone forgot who Mischa Barton and we moved onto more interesting damanged pussy….

I don’t know I get bored of the poor little tormented rich girl who became an actress, made a lot of money and quit her show, only to spend that money on Cocaine and pills to supress the inner demons, and come out expecting everyone to have sympathy for your awesome lifestyle and you’re spoiled brat attempt to get on track, only to fall off track again, in an up and down motion, more fluctuating than her weight….that proves no matter what size she is, she’s still fucking sloppy, boring, and irritating….but not quite the same kind of boring as Rachel Bilson, cuz at least Mischa Barton’s got flavor, sure it’s probably unwashed, possible STD infected pussy flavor, while Rachel Bilson’s just vanilla lotion and overbearing husbanded, so here she is living….I guess we’re we’re just not sure for how much longer….and all this doesn’t answer the age old question….why aren’t these pics of her nude…

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2011

19

Jul

Rihanna’s Walking Around in a Men’s Shirt of the Day

She looks so comfortable in it as she holds onto some manly lookin bitch I assume is her top….

I feel like this is the outfit Rihanna wore the morning after she first was found, you know after being picked up at 14 in Barbados at some karaoke bar, cuz the rumor is she was a teen prostitute….before dude brought her back to NYC to introduce her well trained throat to his friends…

I also feel like this is the outfit Rihanna wore the morning after she was first signed, you know after the exec who promised her a career in exchange for a huge percentage, took advantage of her well trained throat and left her in his apartment to sort out her shit while he went back to the office.

This is probably the same outfit she wore after recording the first album, after having her first endorsement deal, after her first award show, I mean countless times on her rise to the fucking top…

So although seemingly inappropriate to wear in public, it’s actually this bitch’s uniform…one that she’ll never be able to take off, cuz wearing a man’s shirt cuz she doesn’t have clothes of her own to wear is deep rooted in her whore soul….

This is the walk of shame outfit….without it being a walk of shame…cuz her entire life is something to be ashamed of cuz it’s based on devil work….but her bank account compensates nicely for that….small tradeoff….

Either way, here she is gone dyke….cuz men beat the shit out of her cuz we don’t appreciate her annoying cunt behavior….unless that’s her mom…which would make sense too.

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2011

19

Jul

Rupert Murdoch Gets Pie in the Face of the Day

Personally. I love media empire owners. I just thing they are so evil it is amazing….so I’m totally on Rupert Murdoch’s side….I mean he is the man who gave you virgin losers The Simpson’s and Family Guy….let’s not lose focus here just cuz he was “unethical” in getting information for his papers, when none of the media is ethical, that’s why it is the media…it’s gotta dig and go through go through garbage and violate privacy…I mean how the fuck do you think Murdoch got caught…cuz of other tabloids…it’s all very fun…..

I am just disappointed because when I heard he got hit in the face with a pie, or that someone tried to put their pie in his face, I thought I’d be finding the Rupert Murdoch hidden sex files…ya know some dirty evil media empire emperor self shot sex tapes…but instead I got this….

Some hipster looking loser, who didn’t even properly execute his attempt, failing miserably and getting arrested and having to pay lawyers bills and all kinds of stupidity for getting more of the whip cream or foam on himself than even near Murdoch….Good hustle college boy….maybe next time you try to pull of a stunt like this you should practice on your idiot friends a few times first….

I hate the expression “epic fail” it’s too internet frat boy, but it definitely applies in this case…so fucking dumb…

That said, Team Murdoch.

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2011

19

Jul

Hot Pussy at the Friends with Benefits Premiere of the Day

I am pretty sure this movie came out a few months ago, but was called No Strings Attached, and instead of starring Mila Kunis, some of the hottest pussy in Hollywood spread in her panties the entire thing talking about getting fucked without emotional attachment or responsiblity, like she’s some kind of whore who can’t afford a dildo and likes cock too much, that is clearly written by an aspirational thinking dude, cuz women only like sex with strings attached, and only do the friends with benefit thing to lead to strings attached, and the meaningless sex they do have is in efforts to piss off the guy they had meaningful sex with who left them and destroyed their self esteem, but they mask as their “whore stage” when really it’s their “sad trying to fill a void in my worthless low self esteem or respect life”….but maybe I’m reading into shit too much….

I wasn’t invited to the premiere cuz movie companies don’t respect me.

But this hot pussy was and luckily I can masturbate to the pictures in anger….

Irina Shayk cuz immigrant model pussy who sex traded herself to this level is usually pretty primo immigrant model pussy….cuz the shitty whores get left in the ditch or thrown off yachts at rich mafia bachelor parties….

Emanuelle Chriqui who is from Canada and who I’ve probably bought discount clothing from her family memebers…cuz those Morrocans come in numbers and love selling designer shit at discount….

Mila Kunis too conservative considering she’s in her panties the whole with Justin Timberlake, who may very well also have a pussy…

Emma Stone….the fake redhead who doesn’t actually have a firy vagina but who I pretend does cuz I like a little fear in my jerking off…

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2011

19

Jul

More Whitney Port Bikini Pics of the Day

I posted some pics of this trash in a bikini yesterday, I am not even gonna bother digging through my posts to find her dumpy ass and camel toe. She’s just not worth it….cuz she’s a worthless cunt…

I don’t care how many bikinis Whitney Port puts on, or how subtle her implants are, I had her face, she’s got an unattractive body, except maybe for her skinny legs, and her face is just irritating to look at…There’s a reason she’s not going to maintain a career in entertainment…and that’s cuz she’s fucking garbage…but as long as the paparazzi take pics of her, I’ve got no choice to post them, cuz it’s a weakness and I just can’t help myself….no matter how insignificant or annoying the bitch is and no matter how much I don’t want to link their obvious cry for attention…that if ignored will lead to sex tapes…but instead I help give that little itch to be noticed the scratch they need to hold off on that sex tape one more time…see cuz Fame is addictive and these bitches had a taste of it and no matter what they say or how they try to go legit…they need it, crave it and dream about their peak and trying to get back at it…so this attempt is weak….but it is half naked…so here are some pics of Whitney Port who should be Whitney Porn in her bikini….


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