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2011

Jul

Some NY Ink Tattoo Artist with a Bitch in a Bikini of the Day

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I am not posting this because it is all that hot. I am not posting it because I have an addiction to bikini pics and I am more than eager to post even the most obscure people in a bikini, even though that’s usually the case…I am posting this to prove a point that tattoos on chicks in fucking ugly….and even a tattoo artist with a show about being a tattoo artist knows that pussy is more pure without it looking like she covered in cheesy, jersey shore inspired, colorful vomit, like some kind of miserable sketch book….I know all the conservative dudes I know, love to hire the rattiest biker looking goth chick to suck them off when they are on business trips…and I get the appeal for them and their cookie cutter boring lives…you know to add excitement…but I also know that those inked up whores….are just that…inked up whores…and really beauty comes from untainted, untagged up like an underpass, pussy….Good job promoting your industry N.Y. ink guy….all this to say….tattoos aren’t cool….get over it frat boy.

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2011

Jul

Serena Williams Bikini Thickness for the Perverts of the Day

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People get so defensive when you call a black chick a gorilla..they label you a racist and a KKK slave driver, even though you are a Mexican, lower on the food chain as black people, but more importantly, even though that back chick looks and moves like a fucking gorilla….

See this isn’t a race issue, this is a Serena Williams…I can’t grasp how she’s a pro athlete but more importantly I can’t grasp how men fuck her both physically and mentally…it must have to do with being gay, or her money, or just being a fucking pervert willing to fuck anything, especially something you’ve seen on TV, no matter how freaky that shit is….

Weird….but not as weird as how many times I’ve posted pics of her in her bikini

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2011

Jul

Adrienne Curry Topless Tanning for Twitter of the Day

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Adrienne Curry isn’t a fan of this site….in fact…she actually told me off once for being an asshole…I don’t remember what was said, because it was hardly eventful, but I do know it resulted in me being blocked and her posting as many suggestive pics as possible like she found the answer to getting back in the lowest level of fame she once had thanks to a series of shitty reality shows and more importanlty her getting a divorce from her gravy train that probably stems for an irrational thought that she’s relevant again and that people will finally start hiring her..even though we only notice her cuz it is funny to see her hanging on as naked as she can…..without getting naked…but it is safe to say the nudity is right around the fucking corner….I’m usually good at predicting these things when they are at this level of obvious….

So here’s today’s Adrienne Curry cry for attention….that sadly works cuz we are pathetic…and I’m ready for her sex tape and ultimate suicide….fingers crossed….

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2011

Jul

Maria Menounos Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

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I like greek girls for the Anal sex. It is like their people are born with natural lubricants in their assholes based on generations of fucking each other up the ass. I mean we didn’t even need to incorporate the goat or the olive oil the night I was with a greek girl….but I was forced to apply the yogurt to my cock when the yeast infection I assume I got from going ass to pussy for pretty much 8 hours….that turned my dick into a flakey, itchy and burning mess……

I like Maria Menounos for the Trimmed Pussy Slip on the Beach a few months ago…mainly cuz when you have anal as much as she does thanks to her heritage…that pussy is practically virgin….it’s the catholic way….

But whoring out on twitter seems like a gateway self shot picture posting that will lead to goodness. So let’s all encourage her to keep it up….

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2011

Jul

Kate Upton Stupid Fat Chick Who isn’t Fat Yet in Video of the Day

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Kate Upton ignores me on twitter all the time, even when I ask her to prove that she’s the most masturbation worthy girl in the media these days, because I guess she doesnt like that I know the truth…which is any 18 or 19 year old that has tits like that, is going to end up a shitty sloppy mess by the time she is 25 and the rest of her body catches up to her….it always happens…and even in the top video of her on the runaway, even though her career should be strictly shit that can be photoshopped…..

This video of her in motion, looking sloppy if not chubby in high waisted marriage apparel is far too close to home for me to really embrace…or appreciate…see cuz I have a hot wife turned fat….

But here’s a better look…but it is almost hard to appreciate the moment when I already know she’s gonna get fat soon…

And here’s another good one….making it easier to appreciate the way she looks today and not bother caring about her impending obesity…

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2011

Jul

Julianne Hough Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

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I know there’s a 90 percent change Seacrest is using Julianne “Huffer” Hough as a frttont….cuz I still think there’s no way he’s not a poofter…whether he wants to admit he ate out Cowell’s ass or not….but I think there’s also a 90 percent chance she’s a 14 year old sex worker he imported by Russian mobsters…cuz really she’s got this pudgy faced look that makes you think she could be a hard faced 14 year old who hasn’t slept for a week from all the trauma she’s faced from sucking off old men to learn the ropes before being sent to Hollywood…but I could be wrong.

But what I do know is that here she is in a bikini type outfit, clearly looking to get herself a better life…and apparently it is working for her….but I still think a teen fetish porn career, even if it involve gang anal rape and being shit on, would have been less humilating than being seen with Ryan Seacrest.

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2011

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt High Class Whore Tits of the Day

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There is absolutely nothing interesting about Victoria’s Silvstedt….other than that she’s in her 40s and still has a fit body….see cuz anyone can get fake hair, tans and tits, and any Playboy bitch can leverage her Playboy career to seduce a billionaire troll into hiring her as his mistress, giving her the good life… cuz work was never really an option, hence the whole Playboy thing and prostitution was always her thing even if she will never admit she’s a hooker, even though we all know there’s no way a cunt like hers would ever be with a dude like this unless it came with fortune…..which essentially makes her a hooker….so even being fit isn’t really that impressive cuz it is all she needs to maintain to get all this…leading me back to my original statement, that there is nothing interesting about Victoria’s Silvstedt….but here are some pics anyway…

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2011

Jul

Katie Holmes Shitty Alien Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here’s some space ship alien worshipping bitch in her bikini in the pool pretty much not showing off anything erotic that is probably only kinda hot to creepy peepers who have a thing for stalking bitches swimming in their pool from a balcony…you know the kind of guy who hits up hotels and resorts with a pool view so they can jerk off on the balcony as they look down at the blurry half naked swimming body….you know a weird fetish, even for people like me, but I find sex appeal in pretty much anything and under any circumstance…especially when half naked bitches who once had great tits are involved…it is a talent at least that’s what I wrote on my America Has Talent application…that they have yet to respond to….

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2011

Jul

Sophie Monk’s Not Dead Yet of the Day

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Sophie Monk was hot for a minute, back when the Good Charlotte sister imported her from Australia before he cheated on her using big pant eating vagina with Paris Hilton, leaving her alone in Hollywood, equipped with designer herpes and no where to go, and apparently she chose to spend her time with the plastic surgeon cuz her face is slowly morphing into that cat lady shit….

I don’t know, I think it’s safe to say she’s done, this Hollywood dream isn’t gonna work out for her, no Oscars are ever gonna be won, but there will likely be yearly roles that pay a couple hundred thousand to show off her great tits …at least for the next 5 years or so before she gets to old and replaced by the countless other great tits who want to be famous….and I’m glad that she embraces that position as the bottom of the barrel cuz it’s better than workin as a stripper or waitress back home, especailly after announcing to everyone how she’s going to California to seek the American Dream….

She’s not naked in these pics, therefore we shouldn’t care….

Posted in:Sophie Monk

2011

Jul

Gwen Stefani Shitty See Through of the Day

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How about some Gwen Stefani in a see through shirt, showing off a bra, in efforts to convince us she’s not actually a man, and abs like that and a husband who fucks transexuals doesn’t mean she was born with testicles, cuz if she was, why would she be wearing a bra…kinda thing…

At least that’s what I assume she’s doing here…or maybe it’s just a diversion from whatever the fuck is going on with her lip….the face on…not the panty one that we’re not sure actually exists….

She may be in a band called No Doubt, a name I think she did to subtly convince the public not to have doubt, but it didnt work, cuz I’ve got doubt.

But here is her bra on her small tits anyway…