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2011

19

Jul

Britney and Her Mom Spears in their Bikinis of the Day

I love seeing gutter girls with their gutter moms I can tell are gutter cuz they usually have a 15 – 18 year age difference between them….and they are at the aborition clinic and I’m unable to figure out which one is going in…only to find out they both are…cuz mothers and daughters who are like sisters and best friends who get pregnant together…stay together….which also happens when I see mothers and daughters working at the stripclub together…or out in public at festivals getting drunk and showing their tits together….in some mother/daughter fetish that will never get old until they get old….

So here’s Britney and her momma living out some fantasy for people like me who like white trash sluts and the offspring they make…

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2011

19

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s a cool video of some burst water main or flooded storm drain in Montreal, a city that I live in and that is borderline third world cuz they spend all the tax dollars on corrupt politics like programs to seperate from the country instead of making roads….and the shit’s lifting up a car….and that’s pretty crazy….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

19

Jul

morning hangover dump

Marie-Eve Martinez here.

It’s hot as hell in Montreal and I’ve done everything short of putting a kiddy pool in my living room to try and keep cool and from here on out will likely be spending any and all free time in the air conditioned heaven that is my neighborhood bar, regardless of how disgusting the surroundings and people in it are.

I can only assume that’s where Jesus is right now which is why I am sitting here with sweat dripping down my forehead, thereby plastering my bangs to my face, hoping you assholes click these links I put together for you.

Tom Green Created Planking
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The NBA Wives and Girlfriends Hottest Summer Pics
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Free Cam Shows, The Gift That Keeps On Giving
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Some Girl EATS IT On a Bike Jump
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Well Hello Samantha Rex
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Jennifer Lopez’s New Boyfriend Sued For Raping a Minor and Giving Her An STD
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Shy Girl Puts on a Show
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These Sluts Got What You Need
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The World Just Got More Awesome Thanks to Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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2011

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the DAy

So I called a fat girl out on the internet – I said something like “Hey Fatty, grow some vagina lips” since most fat girl labia minora are burried alive, you know choked out and hard to find…at least on my wife and apparently…it hurt her feelings…I didn’t know fat chicks had feelings, I thought they ate them all away to a happy place…and that’s why fat chicks are always so comical and happy as they eat their cake…but I guess I was wrong and now I fear her sitting on my face choking me out as I sleep…

Here are the stepLINKS….I’m going hard drinking, gambling and whore runnin’….cuz you only live once…and I’m pretty sure I’m on my last and only legs…True story…

Throwback Swing Fail.
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Another Member of the Us Military is Trying to Guilt a Celebrity Into Hanging Out With Them – VIDEO
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Ciara in her Bikini
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Casey Anthony May Murder Kids But Has Decent Tits….
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J.Lo’s New Boyfried is a Rapist
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Hilary Duff – Owling – Which is Apparently the New Planking…
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Lady Gaga’s Leather Outfit is Pretty Disgusting yet Revealing….
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Some Olivia Wilde Cleavage
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What’s THis All ABout?
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Rachel Uchitel is a Dirty Slut And Here’s the Latest
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Cam Show Sluts That Will Give You What You Need
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Girl’s Fire Fart Goes Wrong = VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Female Soccer Players
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Kelly Brooke Cleavage Insanity
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The Dark Knight Rises Has a Teaser Trailer
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Teen Caught With a Dildo
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50 All Time ESPN Hotties Power Rankings
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UK X Factor Judge Tulisa Contostavlos Panty Upskirt
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Not Sure Why This 12 Year Old is Singing About Being Horny But Here It Is Anyway – VIDEO
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Chloe Moretz is Some Model That is Bang Worthy
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Charlie Sheen is Coming Back to TV
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Rihanna Shows Off
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Rachel Bilson Hotness
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Hottie in a Blue Bikini
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Kate Upton Runway Bikini Show
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Oh Great Here’s Another Fucking Idiot That Saw Jesus – VIDEO
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SOPHIE STRAUSS HAS A KILLER EVERYTHING
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J. Lo’s Life, Times And Most Controversial Moments In Pictures
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Jana and Suzie Get It On
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Who Wants a Dildo Gram?
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Katie Holmes is Basically Living in a Bikini
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girl on Girl Video of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery Hotness
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Gotta Love a Short Skirt
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Lara Croft Hosted a Pool Party in Vegas
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Those Are Some Huge Ass Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashley Robbins Hot Topless Workout
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Meet Peta Todd
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Eating the Cake – You?re Doing It Wrong
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Sohpie Monk, Just Cause It?s Been Awhile
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Rache Uchitel Lost Her $10 Million Cause She?s a Fucking Attention Whore
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Catherine Zeta-Jones Drops Some Bikini Cleavage
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Planking Gone Wrong…
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Kelly Brook Sagging in a Bikini of the Day
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Bette Midler Calls Out Lady Gaga’s Bullshit in Totally Not Erotic Catfight of the Day
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She’s Big And Black And Damn Sexy
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Adrianne Curry Topless Twitter Pics
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Kelly Brook And Her Big Tits Cure My Case Of The Mondays
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2011

18

Jul

Catherine Zeta Jones Titties on a Boat of the Day

I’m loving these pictures and I’m not even a Zeta Jones fan…Maybe I like the idea of her becoming a widow and moving on her as I used to do outside funeral homes back when I realized how easy down and out broken down bitches are…especially when they find out their husband was cheating on them for the last decade when going through his paperwork cleaning up after him…leading to anger that’s good for an eager man who happens to be the right place/right time erection she needs…or maybe it’s because of her tits…

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2011

18

Jul

Some NY Ink Tattoo Artist with a Bitch in a Bikini of the Day

I am not posting this because it is all that hot. I am not posting it because I have an addiction to bikini pics and I am more than eager to post even the most obscure people in a bikini, even though that’s usually the case…I am posting this to prove a point that tattoos on chicks in fucking ugly….and even a tattoo artist with a show about being a tattoo artist knows that pussy is more pure without it looking like she covered in cheesy, jersey shore inspired, colorful vomit, like some kind of miserable sketch book….I know all the conservative dudes I know, love to hire the rattiest biker looking goth chick to suck them off when they are on business trips…and I get the appeal for them and their cookie cutter boring lives…you know to add excitement…but I also know that those inked up whores….are just that…inked up whores…and really beauty comes from untainted, untagged up like an underpass, pussy….Good job promoting your industry N.Y. ink guy….all this to say….tattoos aren’t cool….get over it frat boy.

Posted in:Ami James

2011

18

Jul

Serena Williams Bikini Thickness for the Perverts of the Day

People get so defensive when you call a black chick a gorilla..they label you a racist and a KKK slave driver, even though you are a Mexican, lower on the food chain as black people, but more importantly, even though that back chick looks and moves like a fucking gorilla….

See this isn’t a race issue, this is a Serena Williams…I can’t grasp how she’s a pro athlete but more importantly I can’t grasp how men fuck her both physically and mentally…it must have to do with being gay, or her money, or just being a fucking pervert willing to fuck anything, especially something you’ve seen on TV, no matter how freaky that shit is….

Weird….but not as weird as how many times I’ve posted pics of her in her bikini


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Posted in:Serena Williams

2011

18

Jul

Adrienne Curry Topless Tanning for Twitter of the Day

Adrienne Curry isn’t a fan of this site….in fact…she actually told me off once for being an asshole…I don’t remember what was said, because it was hardly eventful, but I do know it resulted in me being blocked and her posting as many suggestive pics as possible like she found the answer to getting back in the lowest level of fame she once had thanks to a series of shitty reality shows and more importanlty her getting a divorce from her gravy train that probably stems for an irrational thought that she’s relevant again and that people will finally start hiring her..even though we only notice her cuz it is funny to see her hanging on as naked as she can…..without getting naked…but it is safe to say the nudity is right around the fucking corner….I’m usually good at predicting these things when they are at this level of obvious….

So here’s today’s Adrienne Curry cry for attention….that sadly works cuz we are pathetic…and I’m ready for her sex tape and ultimate suicide….fingers crossed….

Posted in:Adrienne Curry

2011

18

Jul

Maria Menounos Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

I like greek girls for the Anal sex. It is like their people are born with natural lubricants in their assholes based on generations of fucking each other up the ass. I mean we didn’t even need to incorporate the goat or the olive oil the night I was with a greek girl….but I was forced to apply the yogurt to my cock when the yeast infection I assume I got from going ass to pussy for pretty much 8 hours….that turned my dick into a flakey, itchy and burning mess……

I like Maria Menounos for the Trimmed Pussy Slip on the Beach a few months ago…mainly cuz when you have anal as much as she does thanks to her heritage…that pussy is practically virgin….it’s the catholic way….

But whoring out on twitter seems like a gateway self shot picture posting that will lead to goodness. So let’s all encourage her to keep it up….

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2011

18

Jul

Kate Upton Stupid Fat Chick Who isn’t Fat Yet in Video of the Day

Kate Upton ignores me on twitter all the time, even when I ask her to prove that she’s the most masturbation worthy girl in the media these days, because I guess she doesnt like that I know the truth…which is any 18 or 19 year old that has tits like that, is going to end up a shitty sloppy mess by the time she is 25 and the rest of her body catches up to her….it always happens…and even in the top video of her on the runaway, even though her career should be strictly shit that can be photoshopped…..

This video of her in motion, looking sloppy if not chubby in high waisted marriage apparel is far too close to home for me to really embrace…or appreciate…see cuz I have a hot wife turned fat….

But here’s a better look…but it is almost hard to appreciate the moment when I already know she’s gonna get fat soon…

And here’s another good one….making it easier to appreciate the way she looks today and not bother caring about her impending obesity…

Posted in:Kate Upton