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2022

Sep

Rita Ora Braless of the Day

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Rita Titty Ora may be a nobody who became a somebody by being a nobody who was almost a somebody, or at least has been a pretty big disappointment compared to what she probably expected for herself when she first got signed, but thanks to Rihanna hating her and ousting her from the label, she probably got a pretty good buy out, which resulted in her trying to build her own hype before the whole influencer thing, when it was looked down on and thought of as desperate, so to me, she’s always been a try hard who never was, but the reality is that she’s been doing it so long, and society has changed around us where that anyone who is anyone is a fucking try hard, just fighting for visibility, pulling the same Rita Ora strategy of being everywhere and since she’s been doing it so long, has actual talent, or enough to get her signed a decade ago in the first place, she’s actually a higher profile famous nobody, almost a somebody but most importantly, she’s got a great set of tits!

So let’s focus on the tits, because when born with these, it’s hard to not make it in the era of internet, whether you can sing or dance or get to all the hot parties or not!

Great tit and she knows it, and wants to remind you of it, so I’ll take that as some giving back to the community that still doesn’t quite know what the fuck Rita Ora is.

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2022

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know if I am a big fan of tiny tits because of the era that I was raised in, because I distinctly remember my sixth grade teacher teaching me that “more than a handful was a waste” back when she’d make me suck her old ass tits, and like basic math and other sixth grade lessons, I carried it into adulthood, but I think huge tits were still and always will be celebrated by the general population of titty obsessed freaks and maybe that teacher was just conditioning me to lower my expectations because there aren’t enough hot big tits to go around, so get the idea of ever getting some in my mouth out of my mind, the big tits will be at the other table!

But I do know that I am a fan of tiny tits, they are manageable, not sloppy, and I’m more into hot tight bodies than a couple of saggers with a gut, so the big tits I like, the ones that go viral, the ones that inspire tiny tits to chop up their tiny tits and make them into big tits with sacks of fucking jelly shit surgically shoved inside them, are too rare to wait around for, and time is limited, so when you can be perfectly happy trying to titty fuck a breast plate with nipples, get it!

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2022

Sep

Harley Quinn Smith Cleavage of the Day

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When Kevin Smith was a 25 year old virgin nerd, before realizing that he could make some dumb movie about being a nerd that could potentially make him king of the nerds, because everyone loves famous people who make movies, so all he had to do was ensure that it would go viral, before the internet, which is arguably an easier time to go viral because far less nerds were figuring out that being rich and/or famous meant NON STOP pussy, so he took a calculated risk on it and made it happen, at least according to their official story, that is probably more along the lines of the CIA needed someone to make movies for a generation of slackers to shape them, so they threw in Ben Affleck to help.

But yeah, I wonder if back then, he would ever think he’d have a daughter he’d want to fuck! Actually, I don’t actually wonder that, because I think Kevin Smith is boring and overrated, his movies fucking suck, but when looking at his daughter he’s named after a comic book character, you know he’s done some virgin nerd shit to her panties in their laundry room at least once, it’s a narcissist nerd thing to be turned on by one of your creations that you may wrongfully think is top notch because it came from you so now you’re cumming to it, when really it’s jut fucking average!

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2022

Sep

Rosario Dawson Nude of the Day

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I recently watched Josie and the Pussycats, because it’s a great movie that I’ve always believed draws aggressively from real life marketing and manipulation tactics of the big media companies, they have years of data, billions and billions of dollars, why the fuck wouldn’t they use their magic, or neurolinguistic programming to make kids buy shit they don’t need, eat food that just kills them, get vaccines that are dangerous while hating those who don’t get the vaccines that are dangerous, yes I am still traumatized by the whole vaccine rollout of an experimental medication by the people we passively let control us, listen to music like Katy Perry that fucking sucks, buy into shitty movies that end up being blockbusters that make no sense, it’s obviously by design from the even manipulators who own everything you hear, see and do, probably far easier in this internet era because people are dumber than ever.

Anyway, I’m a Tara Reid for life kind of motherfucker, but Rosario Dawson and her big tits were in it, and despite hating Rosario Dawson for reasons I don’t really remember anymore, why let people I don’t know occupy space in my mind, unless they are showing their big, dark, look like she’s lactating, nipples from some old leaked nudes, which may not be her best work, but slutty selfie content being leaked, even when it’s old, is still worth revisiting, thanks to the internet never forgetting or some shit!

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2022

Sep

Bella Hadid’s Pussy and Pizza Party of the Day

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I don’t buy into the whole Bella Hadid being the top model the rest of the world thinks she is, but who fucking cares what I have to say, basically no one, the answer to that question is no one!

As her sister, who she mooched off us and only exists because fucks Leo DiCaprio who is obviously a batty boy, Bella remains the weirdly modified confusing look of the generation that they’ve decided is high fashion based on being rich or friends with the Kardashians alone. Since high fashion is now based on ghetto ass street wear nerds, she manages to maintain her street cred, despite being some coddled, rich kid so detached from anything “street”, but who cares about the death of streetwear thanks to billion dollar brands that mooched off street culture, I’m here for the pussy!

And the pussy is being brought at this Pizza on the Street party that I am sure the ELITES wished they were a part of, since they fucking love Pizza, didn’t the White House spend millions of dollars on Pizza parties a few years back?

What is interesting is that Hadid knows the paparazzi are there, so did she jack her dad’s tightie whities up inside her before she left the house while he jerked off, you know genetic attraction is real, especially in certain cultures around the world who fuck their family, a culture she may be part of, or did she jacked it in for the paparazzi to give them something to talk about, give the people pussy, or pussy definition, and keep the scam of being relevant and attractive fashion icon alive, the funny thing in all this is that Bella Hadid manages to make skimpy shorts jacked up pussy boring, HOW is that possible?

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2022

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I am but a simple man, a basic man, an old washed up and out of touch man, but in these barely complicated times, people are just bored because of how uncomplicated the times are, and are therefore so much more annoying than they would be if they were actually busy and struggling, I am perfectly satisfied with the simplicity of bikini and bathing suit pics!

Call me 1990s, but seeing chicks in bikini sis hot, whether it is random chicks, famous chicks, ideally random chicks, because I can’t stand famous chicks, their entitlement coupled with their desperation while being coddled, out of touch and overly hyped up by groupie fucks is gross to me, where as random chicks are just being slutty exhibitionists showing off their body for likes or follows or a few compliments which is a much more acceptable hustle, a hustle that built the social media big tech companies that have ruined our fucking lives, but allowed us to see our teachers, neighbors, friends, friend’s girlfriends, half naked, on vacation, at the cottage and it was a way to jerk off to familiar faces rather than the strangers we’re used to!

Here’s a round-up of girls in bikinis, daughters, mothers, friends, friend’s girlfriends to someone and I like it!

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2022

Sep

What are they Up To and Other TikThots of the Day

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Two Sluts

Bathroom Selfie

Bra Removal

ASS and Goats

Pants or Skirt

Big Stretch

FLEX

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2022

Sep

Modern Romance of the Day

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It is safe to say that the internet is the number one threat against society or humanity as a whole, which I guess we already know. If you’ve been visiting the site since we started back in 2004, which was already “late” in my internet life, since I got online in like 1995, but by 2004 it was mainstream enough, with niche sites, niche communities of weirdos that minded their own business on their own favorite online community, before big tech said “DO EVERYTHING ON OUR SITE” creating an eco-system to create trends, ideas, propaganda that manipulates the minds of idiots who don’t have the mental capacity to either know better, or NOT hop on the trend, because people are generally half retard followers!

So what we are dealing with now is 15 years of half retard normies being sucked into various ideologies, none based on their own logic, all doing what they are told, while trying to be their own celebrity, hoping to go VIRAL, like one giant America’s Funniest Home Video audition tape, while being indoctrinated with porn and other cancerous concepts like BODY POSITIIVITY, leading them to producing weird porn on their own, it’s a fucking cesspool!

That’s not to say this couple is indoctrinated, it’s just to say that’s a skimpy outfit for a fat chick in a dance video, and you probably like that!

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2022

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am still dying, but not quite as dead as the Queen, so that means stepLINKS for the last standing, last call don’t you have somewhere to go, this is the internet there’s a whole bunch of other shit you could be out there doing, like getting sucked into fights with the woke mob who don’t represent the majority of us, FIGHT witht. hem about the little mermaid and get schooled by some idiots who think they get it and that the corporations pander to, in efforts to further divide us and keep us all fighting, OR there is a whole world out there that you could be taking advantage of, you know enlightening your damn self and making you a LEVELED UP person in this fucking simulation that WE are going to win!!!

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2022

Sep

Jessica Alba Upskirt of the Day

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Jessica Alba is bringing the goods that most dot com tech billionaires don’t bring, which is probably a good thing, because the idea of seeing some of those nerds in provocative poses is disturbing, but since Alba started out a slut, who didn’t get naked in the movies, but who was cast as the hot chick, since she was the hot chick, and the only reason she exists, or was able to make that dot com billions was off the back of her hotness, it seems like she’s finally coming back into herself, something that you would do, if your dick reached your asshole!

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