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2011

28

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I am just doing my part to remind you that the end of the world is on pace to hit probably sooner than later because the world is filled with fucking morons and morons have a tendency to ruin all things good….like the world……

I mean just go to a frat party and you will see lots of free booze you’d rather not be drinking because it means you have to associate with these assholes and their topless, homoerotic, annoying antics….and that’s just the tip of the fucking iceberg of morons…I mean shit is layers and layers deep…it is part of the reason i don’t leave my house…for fear a moron may do something moronic and shit ends up murdering me….not that what I think actually matters…either way, here’s me doing the Barbara Walters…

Audio: Sex Trade Victim Hides from Pimp
We’re hearing a chilling 911 call from a 15-year-old girl who feared for her life. She got into a fight with her alleged pimp over money.

‘Flash robs’ plan group robberies
Recently, in big cities around the country, the intent of some flash mobs has not social or entertainment, but rather criminal. Kids are getting together for “flash robs,” and law enforcement agenicies here in the Bay Area are working to prevent them.

Breastfeeding DC Cops Face New Rules
Breastfeeding cops are back on the street thanks to a new DC Police policy. Binding body armor and less than satisfactory lactation rooms have the union filing a complaint. The Metropolitan Police Department previously put pregnant and breastfeeding police officers on desk duty.

Caught on Tape: Teen falls from top of escalator while goofing off
A local 18-year-old learns the hard way that you shouldn’t ride the handrail of an escalator.

Caught on Tape: Sharks Jumps Surfer in at Florida Beach
Video from New Smyrna Beach, Florida show a shark jumping and spinning out of the water and over a surfer.

TSA pats down woman, removes diaper
A 95-year-old cancer patient says she feels violated after TSA agents forced her to remove her adult diaper during airport screening in Florida.

Alien Flying Over London – I Think It’s a Marketing Campaign for a Movie….Or the End of the Fucking World….We are not alone…..

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t get hate mail anymore. I think people have forgot the site exists…Yep. I’m pretty sure people forgot the site exists.

Here are my stepLINKS anyway…I need to drink, negotiate with pussy, maybe film a viral video or two, and end up passed out in a ditch, possibly crying, but likely laughing at how ridiculous it all is….I’m looking forward to it…and you should be too….

Jesus Christ Nicole Eggert Ate Nicole Eggert
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Rihanna Falls and it Brings out the Rape Fetishist in Me
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Amazing Flask I Drink From
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Dude Fucks His GF in a Public Library – NSFW
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J-Woww Showing Off Her Fake TIts and Body – Jersey Shore Trash is Taking over the WOrld. I Saw Two Jersey Shore Bitches Yesterday…and I hate them all….
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Karissa Shannon’s got Awesome Asses
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A Little More Beyonce Vagina That You’d Probably Want to See
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Michael Bay Really Sounds Like a Fucking Asshole
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Charlie Sheen is Back on the Track Looking For His Next Goddess
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Web Cam Sluts You Will Love
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Slut on Scooter FAIL
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The Ten Hottest Women From England
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I Don’t Know Who Kim Lee Is But She Has Some Awesome Cleavage
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Lady Gaga is Getting Sued For Stealing Money From Japanese Quake/Tsunami Relief
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right FREE
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College Girls Get Naughty at a Frat Party
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Finding the Next 20 Great Sports Hotties
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Avril Lavigne Bikini Nip Slip
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Why is Liz Hurley Always Banging These Ugly Dudes?
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Trace Cyrus is a Few Scabs Away From Looking Like a Meth Head
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JoJo is Turning Into a Proper Disney Whore
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Christina Aguilera in Tights is Getting Scary
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A Cleavage Appreciation Gallery (80 Pics)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Wet Hot Summer
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In Case You Were Ever Wondering, Yes, Lions Want to Eat Your Children
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I’d Love to Wrestle With Bella
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Mrs Brady Caught Crabs From Some Politician in the Old Days and Here’s the Story
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End Of Days: An Asteroid Is Coming Thiiiiiis Close To Hitting Earth Today
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Anita Pearl and Blue Angel
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Peeping Tom Hid In The Toilet Tank Of A Porta Potty
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Angelina Jolie is Rocking a Wet Suit
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Gotta Love a Hot Teen Blonde
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World’s First Dog with Four Prostetic Paws WTF
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Asian Hottie of the Day
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Ashley Tisdale Tight Body
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Motor Cycle Crach Whoops – VIDEO
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Domino Strips on a Motorcycle
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Get a Load of Desiree
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Exotic Car Crash – VIDEO
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Stop Motion Terminator 2 Music Video
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Charlie Sheen May Be Back on TV Sooner Than We Thought
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The Rock Was on a Roller Coaster and For Some Reason I Find That Hilarious
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Drops Some Wicked Braless Cleavage
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How Would You Like Your Cock To Be Stroked By This Hand?
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Christina Aguilera’s Monster Ass And Camel Toe In Spandex
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Lisa Rinna Shows Off Her Nipples
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Hollyoaks Gemma Merna and Jorgie Porter Give Me Wood In Their Tiny Bikinis And Big Tits
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VIDEO – Miley Cyrus Attacked By Fan Onstage
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Lady Gaga Steals Money From The Japanese Earthquake Survivors
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

27

Jun

JoJo Uses Her Tits To Try Again of the Day

I call this “jailbait everyone wanted until she turned 18, trying to make a comeback by showing titty”….

Here’s her story….she was 16, she had a hit song, every pervert wanted to fuck her cuz she looked 12, she turned 18, everyone forgot about her, she didn’t have any other commercial success, and she did what ever unwanted white girl does: she emotionally ate…and she ended up where every fat girl with issues ends up: fucking black dudes…but not the kind of black dudes who can help her get more famous like Jay-Z, but black dudes who live in the philly projects she grew up in….

But all that’s behind her, I mean everything bit the black dude thing, cuz once you go black you never go back, cuz here she is at the BET awards letting us know she’s been doing sit ups and got a push up bra and ready for a comeback…

I wonder if the name of her next single is – “At first you don’t succeed -cuz your pedo audience moves on, get fat, fuck a black dude then do some sit-ups and try, try again….”

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Posted in:Jojo Levesque

2011

27

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s In Workout Gear of the Day

I call these pics “Owned by a billion dollar bikini corporation so I always have great cleavage”……

The real interesting thing about these pics is that you can see her ass from the front, one of my many fetishes….maybe it’s a side effect of having a kid 6 months earlier and bouncing back in some Guinness World Record way…I mean shit, I’m pretty much a housewife based on the amount of work I do and the amount of sitting on my ass all day, and none of the girls from the breast feeding group I’m an unofficial part of, but know every where the girls meet each week, not one of the baby momma’s has got an ass like this….giving these pics an alternative title called “None of the bitches at my breast feeding group with new borns have a body like this, maybe cuz they don’t get paid millions to have bodies like this, but more likely cuz they are lazy and in it together cuz pregnancy reminded them of a childhood passion for cake they left behind in trying to find a husband through their teens and twenties”….you can choose which you like better…I’ll be busy staring at the pics…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

27

Jun

January Jones Pregnant Beach Party of the Day

I call these pics “single mother to be in the wind contemplating how she’s gonna explain to her kid why he’s fatherless”….is it cuz mommy is a whore and doesn’t keep track of the peopel she fucks, or maybe it is cuz mommy felt like raising a child alone cuz she had the means to do it, and daddy has no idea that you exist, or maybe it’s that daddy is too busying fucking with his supermodel wife and her kids, and really whatever it is, it is gonna be awkward….it always is when kids grow up in households that aren’t like households of any of their friend…but don’t tell January Jones’ selfish, greedy, self involved, pussy that…cuz she’ll power through it and deal with the social implications when the fucker is teased off the school yard in a “get out of here bastard” kinda way… Good times.

Posted in:January Jones

2011

27

Jun

Nicki Minaj Stupid Tits and Fat Ass of the Day

I call these pictures “Nicki Minaj, a bitch who without being overrated hype, would be way too big to be allowed to wear spandex or have real sex appeal”….cuz looking at this shit is almost disgusting…She’s huge….She’s one all you can eat buffet away from a coronary. She’s one piece of pie away from buying two seats when she flies, she’s one fried chicken leg away from being Ruben Studdards body double in the black off broadway rendition of “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape Negro”….I get that her tits are huge and her ass is round, I get that this is some cartoon character looking shit that if it wasn’t obese on the Body Mass Index Chart could be fun to fuck….but I don’t get why anyone, or how anyone who isn’t black, cuz black people love fat chicks, can say she’s hot…

That’s all i gotta say about that…these pics are making me hungry….

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2011

27

Jun

Jessica Abla’s Pregnant Mom Tits of the Day

I call these pics “Fat and Fertile, Mexican Roots Exposed” cuz every mexican woman I’ve ever met, even half mexican, has a uterus as fertile as a fucking rat living in the communal outhouse in the motherland…I’m talking kid after kid after kid….like there’s an endless supply of corn tortillas and avacados and pinatas to fuel the fucking thing and raise it to be the best illegal immigrant to jump the fence into the USA…..

Alba, despite denouncing her Mexicana roots, cuz she’s a cunt like that, too good to be Mexican, all Hollywood and above us Mexicans, but she can’t hide the fact that she’s already planning the next litter for when this one comes out, cuz she just can’t help her breeding self. It’s instinct..as well as a way to keep a man who tried to escape her….but instinct never the less.

I just like lookin at her tits for old times, uterus bloat or not…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

27

Jun

Rachel Bilson Garden Titty Grab of the Day

I can these pics “Bitch showing her little sister how to work a farm after your husband from star wars kidnaps you and makes you live on a farm…it’s all in the titties”….

Nothing overly interesting about watching a bitch garden, or pick organic vegetables on the side of a highway like she’s fucking homeless, unless you’ve got an erection and nothing else to look at….

I mean shit, I spend hours in the summer watching the bitches at the community garden bend, twist, squat….staring down their shirts and at their asses….it just sucks that they are usually in their 90s…..I mean why can’t they be wearing bikinis while they do it Rachel Bilson?

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

27

Jun

Liz Hurley Falling of the Day

I call these pics “Bitch falling on her fucking face cuz she’s dizzy from not eating as a form of weight management”…..

There’s been some rumors that Liz Hurley’s boyfriend was caught cheating on her, but she took him back, like all good girls with no self respect who grasp the concept that sometimes they aren’t good enough, and thus dude needs to stick it in another cunt, to really appreciate what he has at home, kinda thing…while most girls are just too insecure to let us have our fun….

I guess this was her attempt to divert the attention from her having an open relationship, by throwing herself down the fucking stairs as hard as she can.

I love a bitch who sacrfices herself for a cause….especially when she has model mom with a bikini company tits. It’s a little niche but there’s still some jerk off material for it.

Posted in:Liz Hurley

2011

27

Jun

Fat Jennifer Love Titties Visit her Mom of the Day

I call this set of pics “A Bitch trying to tap into what made her famous, 20 years too late”….She’s all showing off her tits, when her tits aren’t that great to be shown off, you see cuz she was liked for one simple reason, she had big tits on a small frame, and big tits always lose their appeal, when the small frame catches up with the big tits. Not very impressive, if you know what I mean….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt