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2011

13

Jul

Pam Anderson is Too Old to Host Bullshit of the Day

This an amazing fucking joke. It’s like Pam Anderson is pushing grandmother age, yet she’s caked on enough movie magic make-up to make us think she’s got one more run in her….

I mean I think she’s at the point in her whore life where the only list she should be on is not the VIP list, but the liver transplant list, cuz that’s the shit Hep C does to a needle sharing unprotected sex motherfucker….

I don’t know, I guess she’s good to laugh at, especially when she’s so fucking dried up and horny she’s humping a fucking pedal bike like a dog in heat cuz no dudes, except maybe me, want her enough to risk getting Hep….and who really cares…just look at the pics…

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2011

13

Jul

The Useless Cast of 90210 on the Beach of the DAy

These bitches are the bottom of the fucking barrel. I mean I met one of them at a party accidentally once and I had no idea that bitch was even on a TV show….She may feel like she’s all celebrity cuz she gets stupid paychecks, but take the fact that the average person doesn’t know you, especially a fat drunk who posts celeb pics all day for the last 7 years, has no fucking clue who you are….and turn it around via showing the world your bottom feeding pussy…whether in playboy, twitter, a leak scandal, whatever…cuz this 90210 shit must be on its last legs, you the past cast of The Hills is still more famous than you, it’s the kind of shit that could make a celeb kill themselves, but why kill yourself when you can take your future into your own hands and fuck on camera and email it to me to put on blast…Come on girls…step your game up. You useless pieces of trash….

Posted in:90210

2011

13

Jul

Helena Christensen Vintage Model in a Bikini of the Day

I posted a link to these pictures of Helena Christensen last night, but I figured I’d post at least one of the pictures, because I’m addicted to posting bikini pictures on my site, but also I am into model pussy, even if that model pussy is past its model expiry date, cuz it ages better than non model pussy, partially because it is taught the importance of physical appearance and it takes the necessary steps to make it a pussy I want to shove my tongue inside….if you know what I mean…all waxed and luxurious…that smell like roses if you can see past all the bi-sexual Michael Hutchence rockstar sperm that’s probably still caked to the vagina walls….which luckily…I can…

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2011

13

Jul

Charlize Theron is Dating Ryan Reynolds – Who Cares? of the Day

I don’t care that Charlize Theron is rumored to be dating a guy who had sex with Alanis Morisette.

I care that she launched her career in May 1999 by doing Playboy like she was Sara Jean Underwood, Pam Anderson and all the other trashy sluts before and after her, only to end up winning an Oscar with her rocking hot South Africa pussy like it doesn’t have a 98% chance of having AIDS….

She’s substantially more solid than that dumpy Scarlett Johansson trash….and here’s a throwback to her getting naked to get ahead for all the young girls out there with a dream who are unsure how to get a Ryan Reynolds of your own…shit starts with getting naked and embracing your inner whore by pretending it is an organic connection with your most natural, uninhibited self….or some other art fag bullshit that makes you feel better about being an immigrant whore….

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2011

13

Jul

Jasmine Waltz Sex Tape Stills of the Day

Here is what may be the most dull intro to a sex tape from someone who isn’t even a celeb…but instead someone who has had sex wih celebs…like a groupie whore…who probably moved to LA to be the next Megan Fox…but is instead fucking on camera like a pornstar….cuz whether she admits it or not…that’s what she is and has become…in her quest to be famous….and if they really want to sell sex tapes…and make her famous like she was a Kardashian, even though that’ll never happen, we’re too used to pornstars being everywhere, and this is her breakout role to introduce her to the world, they could at least try a better fucking hustle, maybe with more pussy and fucking in it….Either way…she’s still pretty hot….

Her name is Jasmine Waltz and she has a sex tape…I just didn’t know who Jasmine Waltz was before this sex tape…..

Turns out she is the reason David Arquette left Courtney Cox for a minute. She always fucked Ryan Seacrest, Chris Pine and Jesse McCartney….people who don’t matter but I guess come along on her quest to be famous…and that didn’t work for her so luckily she released a sex tape…cuz that’s the hustle I can appreciate….

Since I’m the number 2400 source for all things good on the internet, I had no choice but to give this reality star in training, pornstar in denial, escort to the stars who won’t admit it some press, cuz any girl willing to fuck on camera is a girl I will watch.

Cuz fucking shouldn’t be a private secret thing, it should be a way to make money and get ahead.

She’s pretty hot.

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Posted in:Jasmine Waltz

2011

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It turns out that I am a paranoid person. I always think I am being followed. Last night a car alarm went off out side my house and next thing you know all my lights were on, I was hiding in the closet with a fucking knife and I accidentally shit myself. I shoulda twitpic-ed that… but I was too humilated….I ended up all night pacing back and forth in a way that I think means I’ve done too many fucking drugs….

Here is my morning hangover dump.

Okay, Driving Into a Dust Storm Looks Sufficiantly Terrifying – VIDEO
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Major League Wives and Girlfriends You’d Like to See on the Beach
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Free Cam Shows Can Only Make a Day Better
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The 15 Hottest Lead Women In Action Movies
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If You Haven’t Seen This Kid Dancing The THRILLER at a Ball Game, You’re Seriously Missing Out – VIDEO
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Teen Mom Farrah’s in a Bikini Again, And So Are Her Implants
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Bernice Burgos is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Slut Takes a Piss in Front of Some Dudes – VIDEO
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Web Cam Sluts You Won’t Regret Checking OUt
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THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING YOU WILL SEE ALL DAY I PROMISE. MUST WATCH – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The girl in the picture is my friend on GO

One Legged Salsa Dacing Weirdness
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The Perfect Thing To Say When You Accidentally Shoot Yourself In The Leg – VIDEO
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Lady Gaga’s Got a Fake Dick For Gay People to Like her More – Truth is she’s Just Ugly and not a herm…She just wishes she was one cuz it’s more “daring”….idiot.
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Helena Christensen’s Amazing Bikini Body
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Alba Talks About Her Body….and Gisele’s Likely Penis
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Live Sex Shows You Won’t Want to Miss
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Teen Mom Farrah’s Hot Body Shitty Face in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner’s Creepy Bhind the Scenes Bikini Shoot as her Family Whores Her Out
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And That’s Why You Don’t Mess With a Birds Nest – VIDEO
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From Dimes To Deuces: 10 Women Who Used To Be Hot
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Sara Underwood Cosplays as Padme Amidala
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Selena Gomez Twitter Cleavage
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Free Cam Shows to Make a Hot Summer Day Hotter
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Three Sluts Get Crazy on Video Chat
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20 Bizarre Sports Moments of the 2000s
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German Actress Indira Weiss No Panty Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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The Last of Kate Middletons California Hotness Tour
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Supermodel Helena Christensen Bikinis in Italy
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Heidi Klum is Topless
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Slip and Slide Hotness on Brazillian TV
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How About Some Lesbian Sluts
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Gotta Love When a Reporter Say CUNT Live on Air – VIDEO

More Schwarzy Drama
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Betty and Lea Get It On
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Top 5: Ways to Cool Off in the Nude
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Kate Winslet is Still Bangable
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Teen Sluts Get It On
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Megan Fox Gallery
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Hottie in Tights and Jean Shorts
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Penelope Cruz is Wearing the Shortest Dress Ever
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fuck I Love Keri Hilson
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My Latest Girlfriend – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Korean Slut Gets Herself Off on the Webcam
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Shay Laren is Naked Again
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7 Annoying Shows Women Watch (and how to survive them)
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Paris Hilton Doesn’t Look Like Paris Hilton in This New Photoshoot
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Check Out Ayisha Diaz
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Brian Austin Green Plays The Jealous Husband. Yup, This Will End Well
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Florida: Kill Your First Kid. First One Is On Us
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Kim Kardashian Naked Is A Natural Beauty
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

12

Jul

Funny Gas Station Video of the Day

This is exaclty what I would do if I was at a gas station and this went down, cuz really shit’s not my problem and I don’t need the headache of waiting around to see if everyone is ok, I mean they are the idiots who got themselves in that mess, why the fuck do I have to inconvenience myself….sure I’m into myself, I don’t care about others, but there’s a reason for that…and I wouldn’t expect other people to help me…I’m no superhero and I’m not gonna pretend to be one…

But this video is hysterical…amazing….

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Posted in:Viral Video

2011

12

Jul

Cintia Dicker in Aerie Lingerie Video of the Day

The fact that her name is Dick’Her is far too appropriate…I can’t imagine a bikini model named dicker is legit…it’s gotta be some millions invested in marketing and research to determine that dicker sends subliminal messages to dudes to make them want to fuck a bitch, but I have a feeling her hot ass, natural red hair fire crotch I want to burn my lips/tongue and her willingness to show her tits for fashion, money, like a hooker does a good enough job of that on its own…

So here she is in some corporate video for some company in a thong and I think it sets the mood for a good self-loving session….even though I prefer her bare tits and not tame youtube videos…

Posted in:Cintia Dicker

2011

12

Jul

More Karolina Kurkova Lingerie Model Mom in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

I posted some bikini pictures of model who almost got fired for being fat but instead blamed it on a health issue, got pregnant, and came back tighter than ever, so tight she no long her a belly button, which makes no sense, unless maybe the corporate monsters at Victoria’s Secret created a robot in her image, like some Stepford wife’s shit, cuz you know at the 10 billion dollars a year they make, they can pretty much do anything they fucking want with these immigrant bitches they own…. yesterday….but these pics of her in her red bikini being a mom were floating around and unfortunately, I have an addiction to posting every bikini picture I can on the site, so here it is….

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Posted in:Karolina Kurkova