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Sierra Ferrell Brings the Weirdo Nudes of the Day
Sierra Ferrell Brings the Weirdo Nudes of the Day
Sahara Ray Sucks Dick of the Day
Sahara Ray Sucks Dick of the Day
Demi Moore’s Dinosaur Tits of the Day
Demi Moore’s Dinosaur Tits of the Day
X-Tina Aguilera’s Porn Tits of the Day
X-Tina Aguilera’s Porn Tits of the Day
Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day
Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2011

30

Jun

Elsa Hosk Naked for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t know who Elsa Hosk is….But a little research tells me that she’s a model and she’s naked for fashion and that’s all I really need to know…because a bitch willing to get naked for the sake of personal gain is the only personality trait I look for….as you probably know by now…it’s the stripper lover in me…a little more research tells me that she’s from Sweden, she’s 22, she’s got blonde hair and blue eyes, she’s 5 foot 8, her bust is 31 inces, her waist 22, her hips 35, but all that doesn’t matter, cuz all you need to know is bitch gets naked for her modeling career which automatically makes her matter…any size, shape or nationality she is…

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2011

30

Jun

I want to Have Sex With Prince Harry’s Vagina of the Day

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The title sounds gayer than it is! I’m not talking his man pussy….I’m talking the pussy he fucks…

Her name is Florence Brudenell-Bruce, I want to have sex with her. I’ve never heard of her before buy apparently she is having a sexual affair with Prince Harry…from the Royal Family….Who’s brother just got married to a Middleton…in the event you don’t keep up to speed on Royal Family gossip…which I sure as hell hope you don’t cuz that’d just be a really fucking weird hobby to have….

Here she is in her panties…..for some modeling I assume she does…or is trying to do by staging her own shoots cuz she thinks highly of herself and wants the societal stamp of approval other bikini models have that they are legit hot..but she’s not a real bikini or lingerie model…she’s just a rich kid with a 5,000,000 dollar apartment who wants to be a model…and has the connections to make herself out to be one…It’s happened before with average looking girls from money…and it will happen again…cuz girls who don’t have money have to fucking get jobs…and I’ve never seen a problem with any girl rich or poor, model or not getting half naked…no problem at all…

Part of me misses his ex, Chelsy Davy…but probably not as much as she misses the meal ticket that she had lined up for her….I just miss her cuz I HAD ACCESS TO HER FACEBOOK PICTURES FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME AND GOT PICS OF HER BEATING A FISH IN HER BIKINI ….

But there’s always time to get to know Flo, and there’s something special about someone named after something people call their period…It’s hot and stinks of fertility, youthfulness, feminity and anal sex for the week…If you know what I mean…

All this to say…I need more ass shots of her….

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2011

30

Jun

Kerri Lee Miller Titty For Fashion of the Day

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This is the first time I’m doing a post on this model named Kerri Lee Miller. I don’t even know what magazine this is or when it is from…I just know that despite looking like a tall skinny boy/lesbian, she’s still showing her tit for the photographer, a personality trait and career move that I firmly believe deserves to go noticed…cuz any bitch willing to ge naked for money or the promise of money is a whore to me and whores are one of my most favorite things….

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2011

30

Jun

Nicky Hilton Has a Shitty Body of the Day

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I always hated Nicky Hilton….even more than I hated Paris Hilton…because Paris Hilton tried to make a mockery of herself and in doing that was semi interesting…you know releasing sex tapes, partying, portraying herself as the single thing on the planet worse than cancer, but at least she was doing it….

While this dumpy birdface bitch would follow her around, not say too much, kinda just shadow her sister so that she could take the high road, even though she was just as trashy, slutty, disgusting, but she never really exploiting herself for attention or did anything fun and always seemed like the latch on who was miserable to be around, just the cunt in the corner who looks like she’s Andy Dick with a sour face…all sucking on lemons and shit…

Well her are her pics of her dumpy vagina sucking on pants…

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2011

30

Jun

Marloes Horst Rolling Around in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve posted Marloes Horst titty for fashion before, but figured, this little promo video for some shitty bathing suit line out of Australia, who isn’t paying me to promote them, cuz they are greedy, snake cunts, featuring Marloes Horst rolling around on the beach would set the mood for the long weekend to come…even though you are unemployed and every weekend is a long horrible weekend not filled with hot pussy….that never seems to get better or end…it just keeps going and going and going until you ryan dunn do it….It’s 20 seconds…maybe next time this bikini company should let the tape run a little longer…maybe even follow her into the changing rooms…cuz she’s shown bare tit before…there’s no reason for her not showing bare tit now….

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2011

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was celebrating Lohan’s criminal record release party last night…alone…in some dive bar…seeking tacos…that I never found…but forgot I wanted…thanks to hard drinking…which seems to be the cure for everything except maybe a hangover…cuz I feel like something’s going on…either diabetes or a brain tumor….or I’d get it checked out…but doctor’s are for pussies…especially pussies with rashes on them…

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2011

30

Jun

Brigitte Nielsen is Still a Monster of the Day

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I don’t know why the fuck I am posting these pictures of this monster….Maybe it is cuz I feel linked to her cuz I saw Flavor Flav Checking Out a Granny Using a Walker Proving He Has No Standards …..or because I feel a bond to all things Sly Stalone fucks…or maybe it’s that I like big girls who can beat me the fuck up and make me feel like their little bitch before inserting me in my entirety in their huge vaginas, like some kind of reverse birth….but the thought of what Brigitte Nielsen’s vagina must look like, is the kind of shit homosexuality is likely based on….and in Sly Stalone’s case, what was responsible for the day fisting became “Bicep-ing” before getting choked the fuck out….true story…

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2011

30

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is Free of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan was officially taken off house arrest where she made some statement that she was going to go do her community service and come back home early to read a book, because she’s become accustomed to the laid back, chronic masturbating to the point of smelly callused fingers, and more importantly keeping drinking and drugs very local…within a few steps from her bed…where she can go chronic masturbate some more…I mean shit, if you were locked in your house for a month, it’s safe to assume there’d be a river of your virgin loser semen pouring down the front steps…and Lohan’s no different…

But instead of her plan she made a point of telling the media, she went out and got wasted with Emile Hirsch, cuz guess what, Lohan is full of fucking shit, and if you haven’t caught onto that yet, it’s probably cuz you’re not paying attention and that makes you far more of a man than me…cuz this celebrity shit is just that…shit.

Here are some pics of her freedom before the hard drinking….

Here are the pics of her freedom during the hard drinking

Boring. This fucking useless (other than her tits) trash needs to be left in the dumpster where it belongs…killed her off…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

30

Jun

Emma Stone on the Beach for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Top Quote of the article was calling out the paparazzi for the scum that they are, but more importantly, calling out other celebs who call them and stage these photos cuz celebs are insecure cunts who need to stay in the public eye….It is all strategic to sell movie seats….but the general public doesn’t know that…

‘Hey, Emma! Listen, I’m going to delete these pics. Here’s my card. ‘If you ever go to the beach with your friends or walk out of your house in your pajamas, call me.’” Stone, confused, refused his card. “He’s like, ‘But I’m deleting these pictures, see?’ … These guys try to strike up a deal with you so you feel like they’re your friend. I didn’t even know that was a thing—that people would call them.”

I still don’t really remember who Emma Stone is. I know she’s in the new Spiderman as Kirsten Dunst and that she whines a lot about losing the role in heroes to Hayden Panettiere, like it was her claim to fame, and like Hayden Panettiere’s mom wasn’t fucking the executives behind the show, cuz Soap Stars are the hookers of Hollywood….I mean other than the actual hookers…not that it matters…here she is in a bikini for Vanity Fair….not enoug Labia for my liking…but a bikini never the less.

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2011

30

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some ridiculousness going on in the news…cuz the news is porn to me…at least it was that year I was a reclusive, never left the house, and just sat around all day masturbating to he one channel I had on TV thanks to the internet not being invented yet….But I’m not posting thes for the sex appeal…I’m doing it for the love of keeping you up to date on stories that probably don’t go national…cuz local news, like a low budget, joke that it is…is always amazing.

Body goes unnoticed in public pool – She’s Black – I Don’t Think it was an “Unnoticed” situation….if you know what I mean….
FALL RIVER – The body of a Fall River woman was discovered floating in a state run pool late last night, two days after she apparently drowned in that same pool.

Turtles Cause Flight Delays at JFK Airport
Flight delays at JFK Airport on Wednesday morning were being blamed on turtles wandering onto the runway.

Man Robs Walmart of Ammunition, Beer
A Walmart store in Arizona is robbed at gunpoint, but it wasn’t money the suspect wanted — it was hundreds of rounds of ammunition.

Officer admits to smuggling drugs
NORFOLK – A prison officer in charge of upholding the law has admitted to breaking it.

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