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2022

23

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I just had a few close encounters of the tight pants kind in a matter of minutes between each, which was convenient because it’s Tight Pant Tuesday!

It’s one of those stars aligning for a not very ambitious internet loser, where other people feel as though God is looking out for them when they sell their first script, land their first big deal, maybe find their soul mate, if that even exists, it does, I’m a romantic, I just married for free rent, and not on a very nice place but it works, but yeah, some people think the stars align for them when they have their first kid, when they win the lottery, or when they win at something they worked really hard for and were about to give up and I’m over here low ambition, easy to please, just happy three or four girls in tight pants walked by me while I was sitting on a bench outside a coffee shop!

In each of these tight pant encounters, I looked straight for the cunt, to make sure that I could see it, since some girls don’t have fat pussy lips, and their more modest vaginas aren’t visible, which is disappointing to the spectator, but still a fun dance, almost like a shitty tiktok dance, with no chance of going viral or getting rich, that involves looking at the cunt, looking at the face to ensure I can look back at the cunt, and being unassuming, or someone that people find offensive or gross, they ALWAYS look the other way!

So the life lesson here is to be as undesirable as possible and you too will be able to look at cunt in tight pants like the unsung anti-hero you are!

Or you can just look at the self produced tight pant content uploaded to the internet in hopes the undesirables sign up for their subscription site!

Free previews work for me!

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2022

23

Aug

Olivia Ponton Slutty Dress of the Day

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Olivia Ponton is some 19 year old TikTok girl that they call a model, and she’s in some revealing dress to show off that skinny body, which as a small tit enthusiast I don’t really mind, it’s her face that’s throwing me off in a cro magnon, early man kind of way, but that’s just me not liking big dopey ape like heads, it’s a matter of personal preference and I am allowed to have mine!

The funny thing about Ponoton, along with being an SI SWIM MODEL while SI SWIm tries to cloutchase and get the younger crowd in a “How do we appeal to Gen Z” – “cast TikTokers as your swim models”, basic, boring, obvious, but whatever, the funny thin about Ponoton is that she’s actually got 4 sets of nipples down her milk line through her mid-section, that I don’t think anyone has told her are nipples, or that she just assumes are birth marks, or that she knows are nipples for the supplementary nipple fans!

I have three nipples, I’m sure I’ve mentioned in many times before, it basically defines me, and humiliated me at 14 when the doctor told me what it was, so I know how these things look and I can tell you with confidence she’s got em!

The funny thing about supplemental nipples, especially when you’ve got them down your entire body like a freakish cat, is that no one flags them as a part of the free the nipple movement, or as NSFW!

It’s one of those where her tits are lacking, her nipples made up for it, but in a terrible way!

At least she’s skinny!

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Posted in:Olivia Ponton

2022

23

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know if I’m just an old school pervert, or maybe it’s because I’m a Canadian based pervert where it’s winter for about 90 percent of the year, but I still think there’s something real hot about Swimsuits, which seems crazy when you think about, since girls are such dirtbags now!

I was always perfectly happy looking at a bitch seeking validation or as she’d describe in her own words “just documenting my life, the bikini is just me being honest” or whatever rationale they use to divert from being thirst trappers crying for likes and follows!

I thought, shit, if she looks this good in a bikini she must be so hot naked, which would lead to thinking about all the big cocks her gaping hole gets filled with, or other dirty shit she does, but now, the clout relies on filming themselves doing their dirty shit, otherwise it didn’t happen, or som other oversharing instagram shit, when I’m over here still happy with the bikini pics!

I guess the upsell, or the foundation of the subscription model, is having the bikini pics, to lure people into the throat fucking videos on onlyfans, since people don’t have an imagination, but the point is, bikinis and swimsuit thirst trapping still happens, so NO complaints over here from a simpler pervert in these modern pervert times!

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2022

23

Aug

Girl Flashing Stranger of the Day

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I don’t know who this girl is, but she looks like a lot of fun as she flashes unsuspecting strangers, who I guess could be planted or staged, but probably aren’t since they want that REAL moment, America’s Funniest Videos, troll / reveal, but it’s the internet it’s all fucking fake, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth looking at!

Obviously, we’re a slutty fucking society of perverts getting half naked on the internet for money, thanks to prostitution basically being packaged as a viable business!

We’ve known prostitution makes money since the dawn of time, I mean how many strippers did I know with BMWs, and boyfriends who sat on couches smoking weed all day in their penthouse apartments back in the 90s – A LOT!

Anyway, I am only posting this, not because normie girls are exhibitionists, getting naked in public, but because girls like to complain that they have it so bad, meanwhile, get a dude doing the same thing to a chick on the bus or grocery store and motherfucker gets arrested for indecent exposure, maybe landing a sex offender for life status, but when a chick does it, it’s empowering, you go POWER woman being powerful!

I think it’s a great direction for society as I wait on this bench for a hot young bitch to flash me, it hasn’t happened yet, but if I wait long enough, MAYBE it will! You gotta put yourself out there, you miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take!

Posted in:Videos

2022

23

Aug

Her T-Shirt is the Wrong Size and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a Couple Sluts

A Couple More Sluts

Big Cleavage

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

23

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not on some man power kick that the misogynists banned off twitter over the years have been on, you know the men are men, women are shit approach to misogyny!

I am more on the kick of stop being a little cuck bitch from eating too much estrogen thanks to all the chemicals in the air, water and your food, from industrialized farming and BIRTH CONTROL pills in the drinking water!

I am a be a fucking man kind of guy, who won’t apologize for being a man, but who will see injustices towards men!

Like how no one gets mad when girls rape guys, because girls can rape guys, guys are just expected to like sex even from pig bitches and should want it from whoever gives it to us, and sure, once those rapist bitches go too far there’s no turning back and we need to pop off, but when a girl gets raped and has an orgasm it’s the end of the world, when a guy gets raped and has an orgasm, it’s cuz he liked it!

That’s some bullshit right there, so women rapists out there, keep in mind that we don’t like being raped, so to get back at us for being toxic men, rape us harder, better, maybe even bring a friend, gang rape us, we deserve it, but don’t leave us with blue balls because we may not consent, but we’ll still cum in you!

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Nicole Kidman is Ripped
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Bikini Model Posing on the Streets of NYC
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Tom Brady is Not on Masked Singer
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Stalker Climbs into Window of a TikTok Girl
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HOW LONG will a Wing Body Truck Last on a Treadmill
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Dominos Falling Compilation
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Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde do a Joint Interview
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2022

22

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Ask me anything, everyone needs to be an influencer begging their fans to suck their dick, to support them, to do this and do that, to buy this or buy that, all doing some phoney ass crowd-work to manipulate and pander to people, in order to elevate their own successes, but there was a time when people didn’t beg their fans to do shit, they just did what they did and the fans existed, usually secretly, making it a two class system that didn’t feel like a two class system, but here we are now, US vs THEM, THEM vs US, and very motherfucker is trying to make you a subscriber, capture your email to re-market to you, and they aren’t even the EVIL AI trying to take over humanity, they are just local influencers, models, actors, politicians, bloggers, podcasters being transactions and it never ends because too many people do this shit…

I’m over here with no fans after running a site for 20 years, unable to pull any of that off because you don’t give a fuck about me, you don’t exist, or maybe I don’t exist, either way, I wish I could herd you like cattle to venmo me all your money, or really, if I did, we’d be on a swingers cruise right fucking now, the drunken step losers fucking bitches together like a bunch of estrogen filled cucks that we are!

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Dua Lipa Turns 27
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Bella Thorne Smokes in her Thong
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Zoe Kravitz Topless on a Yacht
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Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit Busting Out
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Harry Style Does Rolling Stone!
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Lindsay Lohan Glam
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Man Givs Armadillo some Water
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Oscar Isaac Didn’t Feel Awkward during Chastain Sex Scenes
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Iris Law Showing You What’s Up in the Water!
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Unpopular Dad for Deshaun Watson
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Romi Frenkel is Sunkissed!
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Gary Busey Gets his Creep On
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Baby Panda Won’t Leave Zookeeper
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Baseball May be More Dangerous than Ever
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Kristen Cavallari Gets in on Teenage Dirtbag Trend
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Lily Allen in Panties!
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Seven Innocent Convicts Get Freed
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Celebs Aging badly Clickbait
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Emily Ratajkowski Cuts her Own Hair
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Patrick Mahomes Added to Fortnite!
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Romi Frenkel is Sunkissed!
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Lighter Blows Up in Man’s Face
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Funny Fails
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Lorde is in a Bikini for New Video
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Lewd Act in the Oakland A’s Stands!
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Topless Model and her Pearl Necklace
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Drone Catches Alligator Attack
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Tire Roll with 4 People In It
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Teen Shot Three Times Lives to Tell the Tale
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UFC Brings the Period Memes!
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Nude model Letiza!
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Heidi Klum’s Bikini is Sunscreen an it is Hot!
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Peyton Kennedy in a Dress
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Charlize Theron in a Tank Top o Set
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Olivia Rodrigo Lingerie Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez on the Streets
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Thylane Blondeau in Shorts
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Maya Hawke in NY looking Homeless
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Jennifer Lopez wedding
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Hailey Bieber with Husband
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Demi Lovato in a Skirt
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Photoshoot
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Elisabetta Canalis Walking Dog
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Emma Watson Dress
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Myha’la Herrold in a Photoshoot
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Paris Jackson at some Event
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Heidi Klum in a Skimpy Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Racy Fitness Outfit
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Juno Temple Lives
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The Worst of Pornhub
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Hot Naked Redhead
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13 People Having a Shit Day
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Squirt Girl
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Some Vagina
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Hot Amateur Chick – Perfect Illusion
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6 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Nurse Boobs
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Girl Falls Asleep on her Boobs
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Good Idea or Bad Idea?
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Socks on Dildo Ride
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Pale Bitches
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Jazlyn Ray Nudes Out
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Clear Dildo Fuck
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Burning Man Festival Sluts
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Sexy Flashing
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Girl Playing with Herself
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Toy in her Ass
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Solid Angle for the Dildo Ride
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Playboy Czech Hotties
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Laying Eggs
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Eliza Ibarra Nude Shoot
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Public Squirt
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Big Booty Girl Quickie
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Nerd Gets Paid for Tutoring
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AMateur Fuck
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Masked Cummer – A Reality Show
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Cum in the Eye
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Big Toy Time
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2022

22

Aug

Bella Hadid Titty Upshirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid may be fake news, or fake high end fashion model, with what I’d assume is imposter syndrome if she wasn’t like all the girls her age, who have their heads so far up their asses, and that are so fucking spoiled, that they don’t realize that there was an era where people had to pay their dues and actually deserved the titles like top model that they got.

Sure, there was nepotism, sure there was dick sucking to get there, sure there were rich people like Bella Hadid with a dad who was willing to invest in making it happen, and sure there were flukes that made no actual sense, but never has there been such a basic looking girl being pushed on us hard because she can convert sales for the brand and the people working with her are just a bunch of fucking groupies.

But yeah, Bella Hadid rode her sister’s career and moved in as her replacement after being a third wheel on the Jenner train and that’s what it took. She didn’t need to be hot, she didn’t need to be fit, she didn’t need to have tits, but luckily she is fit and has tits, because otherwise this lie would be TOTALLY unbelievable.

But yeah, she’s in an era where no one gives a fuck about models, everyone has an onlyfans pushing nudes, so if her content is to compete, trend or represent the culture, so she keeps her strong hold on her audience, then she best sleaze it up a little, so here’s that sleeze from the right angle, pushing some overpriced desinger pants she got for free, but wants you to pay for, when she’s the rich one. Don’t fall for the marketing trap!

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2022

22

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Hard Bikini Nipples of the Day

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I guess with all the hype around J.Lo this weekend, not that I really saw any hype, but she did get re-married to Ben Affleck in some weirdo celebrity gossip that doesn’t sit right with me and that I think is just a fake story, only no one I know gives a shit about either of them, so it’s likely a fake story they are trying to lure back into the spell of celebrity gossip, only the internet is too far gone and the narcissists they’ve created through social media, can’t be bothered since it doesn’t really affect them, which is by design, so maybe that’s the fucking point…turn everyone into self absorbed assholes, then drop some fiery hot story that in another era would have broke the internet, to see if they’ve achieved maximum self-absorbedness, so they can usher in the takeover when everyone is staring in the mirror!

But yeah, with the hype J.Lo was getting in the media, the other old timers needed to dust off their breeches to bring out the hard Friends nipple in a bikini like she’s not 100 years old to remind you that her nipples that allowed us to jerk off to the sitcoms were real and still present even though she never had a kid to suck on them the way they were designed, she’s made up for it by letting the world collectively imagine being breast fed by her.

Either way, the primetime, sitcom nip we know so well is doing some favors to her old ass face cuz they actually look pretty hot!

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2022

22

Aug

Eva Longoria Wet Bikini of the Day

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Eva Longoria is another aged out talent that was marketed as a babe about 20 years ago, who has found fitness, starving herself, some health and wellness tactics, some non-invasive procedures, I mean they’re rich as shit, they can fake being hot like strippers do…..only far more high end, I mean you realize she has an IMDB page right.

So yeah, despite the money, the fame, the connections, a production company that gets her paid on a series of shows, a booze company, all her other investments, she’s still reducing herself into a bikini body for the other old ladies to look up to her, to follow her lead in hopes that they’ll look like her with their Walmart trailer park budget, good luck……save the vampires that don’t age to the 50+ year old geriatric, drug store discount celebs who won’t give up as they do young girl tactics of THIRST TRAPPING!

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