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Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2011

Jun

Alexander Meier’s Wife in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know shit about Soccer, but I know a bit about Soccer wives, and that is that they are usually the groupie slut who powered through, cuz these guys are considered gods in their home countries, and in being a god, they get the pick of the litter and being the pick of the litter makes bitches real eager to turn condoms inside out, miss a couple birth control pills, and do anything else in their power to get pregnant, cuz it’s in exchange for the good life….You get what I’m saying….and that is that I’m sure dude coulda done better….but this is what he’s stuck with and probably what he cheats on and probably what doesn’t care that he cheats on her so long as she’s got the ring, she’s groupie pussy number 1.

If you know what I mean…

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2011

Jun

Hilary Duff Hiding Her Pregnancy of the Day

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My theory is that there is no way anyone would wear this kind of carpet/blanket in public unless they were trying to cover up a fat uterus….I mean the timing is right she’s been married for at least a year…but her husband’s a homosexual hockey player so babies don’t make sense…unless of course it’s one of his teammates baby which is possible cuz there’s no team building like letting your team fuck your wife….

Sure this is all speculation…but sometimes make belief is better than reality…

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2011

Jun

Pippa Middleton Porn Continues of the DAy

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There’s nothing to this Pippa Middleton chick, but people love her, I guess it’s gotta do with her daddy issues and her feelings of inadequacies that will lead to her fucking on camera in the near future, before the royal family kill her off for being a liability like they did to Princess Diana, you know money and power is above the fucking law. True story.

So take her in while you can, encourage her by giving her the attention she’s starved for, and you will be rewarded with many scandals the rest of her life screaming “Stop looking at my sister and notice me”….it’s textbook and I’m eager to see her vagina.

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2011

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Skinny Legs of the Day

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I used to do a thing here called the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch. It all stemmed from her winning some Young Hot Hollywood award, where she accepted like she actually believed she was Young and Hot in Hollywoood. It was a case of too much positive affirmations, so I figured I’d do my part to myth bust her face. It’s not hot. That award was obviously paid for or maybe selected by a gang of retard kids in a make a wish foundation kinda hustle, because all I saw was asymmetrical, even with a nose job, like some picasso gone wrong, and the only redeeming quality was that she wasn’t fat, cuz fat chicks suck.

I think of done some good though, not that she knows I exist, but throw a pair of glasses on the bitch, cover her face with her hair and position her face proper and she’s not all that bad…unfortunately for her the paparazzi only got one pic like that, and the rest of her wonky fucking face…but again at least she’s skinny…and here are her legs…even though she’s ugly…

On a side note, she posted some pics of her bare legs in shorts next to fellow ugly alumni Hilary Duff’s Sister….

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2011

Jun

Bathroom Break of the Day

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Here’s a Drunk Chick Peeing Compilation..I don’t know where this is from but it was emailed to me and I figured I’d post it because I used to work for other people and taking a pee break was the only satisfaction I ever got…I also love when drunk chicks take pisses in front of everyone cuz they are so drunk…

so why not channel those things by posting what may be one of the weirder videos I’ve seen….why does everyone pee at the same spot, why is there a guy filming, what is going on here…I need answers….

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2011

Jun

Kate Upton Titty Stab of the Day

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Kate Upton’s doing her marketing to the college kids rounds because she knows she’s on borrowed time. She hit the Tosh.0 show, where she participated in a stupid stunt that I think failed, but that I’m sure half of you idiots thought was hilarious, cuz they zoomed in on her big hormone in the food tits…the very same 18 year old tits that the rest of her body is going to catch up to…cuz that’s just how metabolisms work, I mean she’s already got a thick belly starting to form and it’s just a matter of time.

But I don’t wanna ruin a good thing, take it in while it’s still worth taking in, as she milks the next 3-5 years before hitting Roseanne Status.

On a sidenote, this Tosh.0 dude needs to be beat the fuck up, I feel like he doesn’t really know he’s irritating, and there’s nothing like a good beating to remind you that you are… Isn’t that right Nicolas Cage’s Son? I know, all you idiots love him and I don’t care what you think, his act sucks and must die.

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2011

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Someone just played a pretty racist joke on me. They emailed me saying something along the lines of “JAY Z and Rihanna Sex Tape You’ve been Waiting for Finally Leaked”….and I got a little happy about that cuz sex tapes leaks always make my life easier, not to mention I’d love to see Rihanna get fucked while ripping out Beyonce’s soul….so I clicked the Rihanna / Jay-Z Sex Tape link all excited …and it turned out that shit was just racist….

So I replied with Kim Kardashian’s Newest Sex Tape …ANd her is the morning hangover dump cuz guess what…I’m hungover…too much smokin’ cocaine is bad for my brain….

Bikini Car Wash Special
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Sexiest Sports Hotties of the Most Hated Teams
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Free Cam Shows, Because It’s Thursday and I Know By Now You Are Suicidal
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The 10 Hottest Female Surfers
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Some Parkour Action, Because You Are Fat and Lazy Just Like I Am
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VIDEO: Nicolas Cage’s Son Getting Destroyed By His Trainer
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Gotta Love Some Maria Millions
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Mom Flashes the Pizza Delivery Girl
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Web Cam Sluts Who Do This Shit Right
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Sarah Palin: History Channel – VIDEO
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Real Talk on Hipster Costumes That All Look The Same
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2011

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

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Today’s Webcam Star goes by the name SexyMagy38 but she claims she’s 31….She’s from Colombia and she likes to perform with her friend…Webcam Stars are international…

I figure in their home country making 100 dollars US is big money and hard to pull off, where as here, they get one American Pervert who falls in love with them to Paypal them gifts after falling in love with their amazing asses, motivating them to give all of us a free show, so thank your local pervert with deep pockets!!

It’s like why work a job, when you can work the webcam for two hours and make more than your family does in a month all while becoming internet famous…this is what they are talking about globalization…..

And the good news is that you get to free ride this shit….I wonder if they are related to Sofia Vergara or Shakira…

Waiting for the ass shot took what felt like forever…I was yelling at the computer obscenities like “bitch show your ass already”…cuz I knew being Colombian meant business…and it was taking too fucking long to get going….but after a few minutes of waiting, shit got heavy, they got naked, and I was at peace with myself again…

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2011

Jun

Brian Twiname is the Facebook Friend of the Day

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I’ve decided it’s time to start building a community amongst the 5 of us who read this site, and in order to build a community we need to get to know each other….NEW FEATURE – FACEBOOK FRIEND OF THE DAY…

So I’d like everyone to meet Brian.

He sent me a message saying:

Hey Jesus, DS is getting a lttle stale lately time to notch it up a bit eh!

So I responded by saying:

you’re plastic pussy you’ve been fucking is getting a little stale you twat. Time to wash her off…

Cuz there’s no way a loser, failure of a human like that is getting real pussy, I mean shit, dude’s pushing 50, shouldn’t he not be rocking facebook messages to dudes with a stale website….Shouldn’t he be golfing or working on his basement or walking through how his lonely failed ass is gonna kill himself before filing for bankruptcy while eating TV dinners….

I think Brian needs more than 41 Facebook friends… ADD HIM

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2011

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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I think we should focus less on other people and more on ourselves. I mean who really cares about these stories the media has decided is important for us to see and know about. Let’s focus on the news in our lives instead…What’s new with you? OK. That was boring…now I get why we use TV to tune out real life…cuz real life sucks…except when we get to laugh at each other….so here’s the latest in stepNEWS…to start the day cuz I’m all Star Jones in this motherfucker….

On a sidenote, the funniest thing in local news is the anchors…its like where do they find these motherfuckers…weird.

Woman Awarded $250K in STD Cyber Bully Case – Dangerous for me cuz I’m a Cyber Bully….
A Westland woman says that a cyber bully was out to destroy her life, but now she’s getting some justice. How did the woman fight back? She took it to court and won. The jury took her side.

Cadaver Tissue Used in Nose Jobs – Disgusting.
One Houston-area plastic surgeon has developed a unique technique to solve tough cases and correct the mistakes of others.

Police called over bikini-clad zombies – Amazing
ENFIELD, Conn. – Right next to the quiet country road in the quintessential New England town of Enfield lies a secret so shocking it sparked a phone call to police.

Teen Dies after Huffing Dust Cleaner – Genius. Better off getting her highs sexting and fucking older dudes…too late for that idiot.
Friends and family members gathered in Sachse Wednesday night to remember a 17-year-old who died from “huffing.”

Texas Suspect Txt Msgs Deputy, Arrested – Genius
A suspected drug dealer accidentally turned himself in to authorities by text message.

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