Capri Anderson is the pornstar and escort who was the original Charlie Sheen hooker to hit the media this year, I mean other than his ex wives, because let’s face it, anyone addicted to hookers like Charlie Sheen, was always addicted to hookers. It probably has something to do with them doing whatever he tells them to, and the ease of getting rid of them whenever he wants to.

So it’s no real surprise that this Capri Anderson chick went back to porn, you know after her 5 minutes of fame disappeared when Sheen decided to take a group of other hookers to the next level of media attention, kinda making this hooker, who ratted him out to the cops and the media cuz she’s not a cool hooker, cuz cool hookers know the client is boss and if he wants tot throw a lamp at your head, that’s just the way it’s gotta be, a glitch in her work ethic that leaves her totally obsolete….I mean until now….cuz you can officially jerk off to her post Charlie Sheen pussy…even though you’re the kind of guy who will jerk off to any pussy…whether it is a porn pussy you’ve seen before or not….I was just trying to find a sellable hook on a pornstar releasing a porn because in between those porns was a crazy celebrity scandal….and I realize I don’t need a hook…There’s a naked whore….that’s the hook….so Thanks Capri Anderson…and Thank You, dear reader……

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