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2011

16

May

Father Fucking Daughter Romantic Incest Story of the Day

When did the bodyguard from Jerry Springer get his own TV show? I think that’s far more ridiculous than the slutty guest on the show talking about how her dad seduced her slut ass on Myspace when she was 16 and how they are now soul mates and in love….they kind of lost credibility when they made out in front of everyone like a performance for attention….in some semi-twisted but have heard these white trash stories before cuz people are fucked up and have been fucking their family members for generations kind of way….and I don’t see a real issue in the whole thing…not because he made that vagina….and has a right to it…and not cuz I think fathers and daughters should fuck…but because it makes for good TV.

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2011

16

May

Jessica Alba Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t know if I already posted these pictures, pregnant chicks, especially when half naked, are kinda like what black people think about white people, that they all look the same.

That’s not to say I wouldn’t try to have sex with her unprotected for confidence that I wouldn’t knock her up and have that lifetime commitment, but is to say that I’d probably hit it from the back, cuz that baby filled stomach with a buldging belly button is about as erotic as finding out a bitch has AIDS before sticking it in.

If that makes any sense…

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2011

16

May

Gwen Stefani in a Bikini Top of the Day

Even after all these years and all these kids, Gwen Stefani still has a body of a dude. Her Husband, Gavin Rossdale, the tranny lover, must really like that…..you know cuz he used to fuck Tranny’s and her being built like a teenage boy was always what he liked best about her…..

I’ve never found her hot, so seeing her in a bikini now, is no better than seeing her in a bikini then, I figure if I wanted to see Tank Girl in action, I’d just watch the movie….and if I wanted to see tank girl in a bikini, I’d just watch point break.

Gwen Stefani sucks and here she is proving it, her body is so unsexy, she could be walking around topless, like a four year old girl at the beach, only we all know she takes it up the ass, cuz bisexual men never date girls who don’t do anal…not that that makes Gwen Stefani any better….


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2011

16

May

stepNEWS of the Day

You know – I make fun of these idiots on the stepNEWS, but I never take the time to really appreciate what they do to get on the news, like the dude who told his employers that his wife had cancer and they paid him 7,000 dollars, before his cunt wife ratted him out, I mean shit, that plan was almost genius, but I guess the key word is genius, and I guess this really just shows us the fine line between half retarded and being smart…. this is the stepNEWS…we’re not here for smarts…I am here to celebrate retardism….

Man lied about wife dying from cancer
Police say a Greenville, N.H. main deceived his employer of thousands of dollars under the guise that his wife was dying of cancer.

Man Accused of Burning Ex Stays in Jail
The man accused of setting his ex-girlfriend on fire made a court appearance Thursday morning. Cobb County police say 25-year old Morgan Yarbrough of Powder Springs surrendered Wednesday after spending hours on the run.

Teacher accused of stealing markers
34-year-old Carl Howard, a Florida teacher, was caught shoplifting $800 worth of art markers.

Pornography Found In Bin Laden Hideout
U.S. officials say a stash of pornography was found in Osama bin Laden’s Pakistan hideout raided by Navy Seals.

Tattoo Artist Faces Child Sex Charges
A southeastern Pennsylvania man accused of trading a tattoo for sex with an underage girl now faces sex charges involving more than a dozen other children as young as 4 years old, many of them the children of friends and girlfriends.

Woman run over by beach patrol
A woman was run over by a Volusia County Beach Patrol vehicle Friday morning at Daytona Beach.

One on one with Katy Perry’s parents
Their daughter is living a teenage dream with fireworks and they are in central Florida to bring their Evangelist message to teens and parents.

Caught on Tape: Ox stuck in clothing store, breaks out

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2011

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As much as I hate TV, I made a night of getting drunk and watching TV with my sketchy neighbor, who for some reason always smells like a sewage pipe, and who is either high on speed, or just very energetic and needs a lot of bathroom breaks, it was a big night, I mean Survivor Finale, it’s the shit that makes coversations Monday morning’s at the office, cuz I worked at an office and I know how you idiots relate to each other based on TV, and maybe that’s what made me hate the shit and take 8 years to come back to the shit, but last night, 8 drinks in, it was ok, until this sewage tweaked out bitch tried to make me eat her out by shoving her crusty cunt in her face while I was at Tribal Council, I never smelled a smell like that, and trust me, I pretty much sleep with anything that doesn’t make me gag, so I had to escape…so unfortunately, no hangover, but I do have hangover dump and my lip is tingling, I’m convinced it’s a cold sore…that’s neighbors….

Bikini Babe Faceplant LOL
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College Football 2011: Hottest Coeds of the New Big 12
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Here’s a useless list of Celebrity Birthdays
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Free Webcam Girls Getting Naked on Webcam Cuz Other Loser Perverts Give them Money….While We all Get to Watch for Free…..Good Deal…
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Fun with a Sean Connery Impersonation on JEOPARDY
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Let’s Start The Week Off With This Hot Blonde
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She is Self Fisting
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Girls Next Door Get Sexy
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Football Jersey Slut
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THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO LIVE ACTION! – VIDEO
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Cam Shows That Will Make Your Monday Better
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2011

16

May

Audrina Fake Tits in a Bikini Celebrate their 8th Birthday and her 26 Birthday of the Day

A friend of mine recently hand an encounter with Audrina Patridge, the drunken white trash cunt with a hot body, who is relatively irrelevant, other than the fact that she got on TV once and has a hot body, and I figure his first hand account of how awful a human she is, is probably a better support to these pictures of her hot body celebrating her 26th birthday, cuz as much as I can act like I hate a cunt or be annoyed by a cunt, ultimately, I don’t know the cunt and have never experienced a cunt, and the only thing I’ve know about the cunt, is that I like looking at the cunt naked, half naked, in see through outfits or really anyway the cunt decides to present itself, or anyway her dad decides to present her, with the fake tits he got her at 18 for her birthday, making her tits 8 years old, a great year for fake tits that he planned on using for just this purpose, to get noticed, otherwise, she’d never woulda got on TV, and I probably wouldn’t waste my time focusing on how horrible a person she is..and Wet Republic in Vegas wouldn’t bother hosting her party and making a spectacle of the whole thing for media attention, cuz trust me, they aren’t doing this bikini pool party for Precious, and she’s on TV and has big tits, and there’s a simple reason for that, and that’s that the general public doesn’t wanna Precious in her bikini cuz she’s disgusting looking, and it doesn’t really reflect the message this cheesy fucking club is tryign to get across,… not that it matters…

So this is what he had to say about the Patridge family:

I’ve never encountered someone less interesting who feels more entitled to everything than this stupid cunt and her stupid cunt family and the parasites hanging on around her. It’s as if a family of retarded drunkards won the lottery.

If her mother weren’t such an awful person, I would feel sorry for her. She used to get by on her looks. Now they’re fading. Her daughter is more famous and “prettier” than she ever was and certainly ever will be. She tries to dull the horror by getting completely shitfaced and acting like she’s 23 but ends up looking like a pathetic old drunk lady. She has that raspy old drunk lady voice.

The father looks like moe from the three stooges.

Sounds like my kind of people. I may be in love.

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2011

16

May

Michelle Rodriguez is the Ass Flashin’, Titty Grabbin, Lesbian Monkey of the Day

I don’t find Michelle Rodriguez hot. She’s a little to hardcore dude for my liking. It always amazes me when a motherfucker tries to convince me she’s hot…especially cuz I know she’s got bigger balls than me…which may not be saying much…but it’s saying something and that something is that she’s way too built for construction for her lesbian sex games to be something I’d want to watch, even though I like to see everyone’s lesbian sex games….I just prefer when the bitch is actually a size I can actually rape if needed….but instead she’s hanging around like a monkey…something I can only assume she is used to…you know since she looks like a fucking monkey…and because She’s Done Did This in 2007 ALready ….

Who cares, here are the pics…

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2011

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS….

It is the weekend. I am going to get drunk. I am going to molest. I am already drunk and I already molested myself. It’s gonna be better than typing this on the computer. Fuck yourself…I love you…I’m so confused…Hold me…No don’t, I can’t stand you…What the fuck am I doing here…DRINKY DRINKY….GOODNGIHT


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POLE DANCING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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The Dumb Bitch With the Gutter Tattoos is Miley’s Mom
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Kate Moss Braless Even Though We’ve ALl See Her Topless
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It Doesn’t Matter What Month It Is. These Girls are Down to Get Naked on Camera 365 Days a Year…
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Take a Vacation With the Slut Of Your Dreams
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Miley Cyrus Bikini Shots
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Looking Good Sweetheart!
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Cam Shows for a Wated Weekend
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Meet Melissa Deblin
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Miranda Kerr Hotness
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Free Cam Shows
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Girlfriend Plays With Her Friends Pussy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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The Sexiest NFL Football Jersey Wearing Fans
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Maria Fowler Areola Slip
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Stupid Outfits or Not I Would Still Bang Rachel McAdams
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And MORE Miranda Kerr
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And Yet Again Lady Gaga Leaves Me With the Feeling of Wanting to Punch Her in the Face
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Jessica Biel Wants to Bone Bradley Cooper
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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SEXIEST BULLRIDE EVER! – VIDEO
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Simona Halep’s Tennis Tits
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Nicki Minaj and is Humping in this Animated GIF
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End Of Days: Man Spends Life Savings To Warn Us Of The Upcoming Apocalypse
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Meet Sabrina and Friends
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Madonna, Peepshows, & Chatroulette
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Vanessa Hudgens X Rosario Dawson – Who Would You Rather?
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The Hottest Anal Fucking Machine
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Bar Refaeli Gallery
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This Bitch Is a Mad Hatter
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Red Carpet Hotness @ Victoria’s Secret “What Is Sexy? List” Event
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kitten Needs a Smoke
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Huge Gallery of Amateurs
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Geri Halliwell is Cleavage-y
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Get a Load of Chell Marie
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Minka Kelly Walked Her Dog With Cleavage
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Eva Longoria Puts On One Hell Of A Sexy Little Leg Show
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Mariah Carey Spikes Her Breast Milk
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Heidi Klum on the Beach with some Turds
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Eva Longoria’s Ass Quite Fuckable In Short Shorts
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Jessica Wright Is Impressed With Her Fake Tits And So Am I
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Vanessa Hudgens Doing Her Best Hooker Impersonation In Her Fuck Me Boots
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Tish And Miley Cyrus Slutty Bikini Pics
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BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS TOE FUNGUS

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2011

13

May

Eva Longoria Topless Photoshoot of the Day

I guess this is what happens when you cheat on a bitch, you make her go all psycho and she sets out on a mission to prove just how hot she is in an “I’ll show you what you walked away from asshole” kinda way…..without realizing that there’s a million, maybe more, probably more, definitely more amazing than her pussy with a lot less headaches than her diva ass….you know one of those “I can fuck this girl who thinks I am a god cuz she’s poor and I have money”…or “I can fuck this girl who is thinks she is god”….kinda thing…

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2011

13

May

Adriana Lima Mom in Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

I still remember when Adriana Lima was marketed as some native from the jungle of Brazil who was a virgin….It was like these massive tits and amazing body, untouched. I never fully believed it, but I liked those days better than today, because now I can’t pretend their lie is truth, cuz I know she got pregnant and I know she had the baby, and that only happens to virgins in the bible…it’s good, but it’s just not the same. Tainted meat at your favorite restaurant doesn’t mean you’ll stop showing up to eat there, if you know what I mean….AND IF YOU DON’T, just show them to your wife to remind her where she’s slacking/lying post pregnancy….

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