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2011

19

May

Morning Hangober Dump of the Day

I got drunk, went to the casino, watched my friend win 100 dollars, then followed him to some ghetto brothel, where I watched him fuck some street looking whore, it smelled like shit and was all it expected to be. I’m not hungover, just confused as to why there’s blood on my hand….I should probably figure it out…but instead I’m posting my Morning Dump…

Free and Easy Web Cam Sluts
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This Blind Gun Slinger Will SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE – VIDEO
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January Jone’s Baby is Married, unlike the pregnant 18 year old I was with last night, who doesn’t remember who her baby daddy is.
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the Best Dating Decisions in Baseball History
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Lars von Trier: ‘Kirsten Dunst Wants to Do Porn.’ Also, Something About Nazis.
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Gotta Love Some Rosa Acosta Hotness
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Motorcycle Cop Ghostride = Your Tax Dollars Hard at Work – VIDEO
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Free Slutty Cam Shows. FREE!
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Ahnold’s Bastard’s Baby Momma is a Fucking Pig
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Slut Gets Real With the Fucking Machine
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Posted in:MHD

2011

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m not famous, and either are my stepLINKS. IF anything we’re both annoying, however I think we’re good times, despite popular belief, but I’ve always been one of those people turned off by what’s expected, or what the general public things, so this is my rebellion….and This is my Twitter and here are my stepLINKS….ENJOY!

Khloe Kardashian Fat Chick In TIght Camel Toe Pants Showing TIt
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Cameron Diaz is a Slutty Cowgirl in Her New Movie
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I wouldn’t fuck Arnold’s Baby Momma With His Steroid Dick
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Bar Refaeli Blows Me Away
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All you need is an email to get to sluts
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I Don’t Care if They Are Tweeners, This is The Shittiest Guns N Roses Cover Band I Have Ever Heard
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The 25 Most Popular Sports Hotties on the Internet
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Free Cams for Your Broke Ass
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Sluts Get Freaky With All Sorts of Toys
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Everybody Hates Ahnold Schwarzenegger Now Including His Own Kids Hahhahaha
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Denise Milani’s Tits Are Insane
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Here’s Schwarzenegger’s Side Piece And Bastard Kid
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WTF Photo of the Day
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PORN PARTY
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Kate Moss Upskirt Ass
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Zoe Saldana Looking Hot in Cannes
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Penny Cruz Hotness
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JWoww and Snooki Whore It Up in Italy
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Olivia Wilde Bikini Hotness
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Blode Slut, Big Tits
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When Bottle Rockets Go Wrong
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Laura Dore Brings the Hotness
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WTF Are These Dancing Whores Doing in Walmart? – VIDEO
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Sarah and Mandy Get It On
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Crystal Renn Model Boobs & Bush
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Brooklyn Decker is a Karaoke Queen
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Threesome Sluts Love the USA
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Playboy Co-ed of the Month
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Gotta Love a Tall Drink of Water in a Short Dress
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Doutzen Kroes at Cannes Hotness
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WTF Advertising of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fergie’s Rack Looks Huge
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Punch to the Face – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s a Mix of Slutty Amateurs
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Alexis Ford and Jayme Langford
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Kate Upton is Fucking Fantastic
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Mily Cyrus Stretching Wearing A Lace Onesie
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Gotta Love a Slut in a Thong
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Paris Hilton And Her Nipples Are Very Giving
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New Jersey Housewife Danielle Staub Becomes A Stripper
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Shows Off Her Nipples
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Gretchen Rossi, A Fat Cunt For A Fat Cunt. Perfect
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BONUS _ BONUS _ BONUS

Web Cam Sluts that Really Get the Job Done
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

18

May

Janice Dickinson Naked Tits of the Day

I’m a fan of Janice Dickinson, possibly because I’ve liked horror movies since I was 8 years old when my mom died, and she reminds me of the low tech late 70s zombie make-up, or maybe it’s got something to do with her not really giving a fuck….

She looks so fucking polluted, like some Frankenstein, made in a lab, shit, and for some reason I love her corpse of a body, all plastic, I just wish she wasn’t covering her pussy, cuz I’m sure it smells like that dead prostiture I didn’t know was dead I once fucked for free, thinking I was getting a deal when we were done and she didn’t give me a price, you know a mix between disease, decay, cheese and feces.

Is it Valentine’s Day cuz I’m in love.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson

2011

18

May

Miley Cyrus May Be in a See THrough Unitard of the Day

They say this is Miley Cyrus…and it probably is….because she’s white trash and this looks like some flea market looking photoshoot that obese white trash wives take to spice up their marriages, you know all covered in cheap silk and lace, in some ghetto looking pose that is tacky enough to look great over the fake fireplace in the double wide…you get what I’m saying here….and that is that cheap smut 18 year old smut is better than no smut.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Uncategorized

2011

18

May

Kate Moss in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Kate Moss shows off her tits all the time, so it’s no real surprise she’s at some event in a see through shirt, even though it’s not all that see through, and almost a stretch to say that it is, but when it comes to Kate Moss, it’s all fucking good, cuz she’s got this laidback, cocaine filled life of luxury, that she keeps nice and gutter with unprotected sex with guys in bands…who are addicted to heroin…and the whole thing looks like a lot more fun than your shitty life…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

18

May

Some Sluts I’ve Never Heard of in Lingerie of the Day

Here are some no name stripper trash posing in lingerie. Their names are Lyzabeth Lopez, Tabitha Taylor and Jennifer Lyons and I find them disgusting. Maybe it’s cuz I expect more out of sluts these days. Maybe I’ve gone to too many stripclubs. Maybe I’m bored of this hustle, Maybe it’s just too obvious…

But for some reason the paparazzi released these pics and that reason that general dudes think this kind of thing is hot…but not us desensitized dudes who have seen this kind of slut so many times before…but I’m posting the pics anyway.

Posted in:Jennifer Lyons|Lyzabeth Lopez|Tabitha Taylor

2011

18

May

See Through Skirt for the Paparazzi of the Day

The paparazzi mistakenly took pictures of some ethnic Celine Dion impersonator…..but luckily there was some random fat ass in a see through skirt showing off her big underwear like she was Kim Kardashian to make this shit relevant. Next time try to get some actually celebrity vagina slips like this was 5 years ago and I was the only one posting this shit back when I was relevant…..Good work paparazzi for making me sad….not that I am actually sad – cuz I was well aware of the fact that I suck at life.

Posted in:See Through

2011

18

May

Maxim Goes Hard with No Name Models on their Covers of the Day

Maxim is a fucking joke these days, I mean I figure you all know that already, since you canceled your subscription back in 1999. They are pretty funny to watch go bankrupt though, cuz there ws a time when they were rockin’ real A-List celebs on the cover and now they gone through the gutter and pulled up this bitch Kim Lee to do the shit, in exchange for a promie it will launch her career and give her exposure cuz they don’t have a budget to actually pay her and she didn’t get her fake tits for nothing…kind of thing. I guess I dig other people’s failure, maybe cuz I failed long ago. Who knows.

Posted in:Kim Lee

2011

18

May

Fergie in a Tight Shirt of the Day

I liked Fergie better when she was addicted to meth, you know all down on her luck, heavy in debt, with an addiction she’d do anything for, you know when she was in her rut from being a teen on TV to being a mid 20 year old who no one rememberd was on TV< because at least back she would suck dick for the dream, now she's living it....But I will say when I met her years ago, when she was famous, and she held my hand, if I knew her tits were like this I'd be holding to these....before her security pulled me away, which hey did anyway, but I least i woulda grabbed her tit. Either way, here she is in a tight shirt....

Posted in:Fergie

2011

18

May

Marloes Horst for Gravure of the DAy

Here’s model Marloes Horst in some up close and intimate lingerie video. It’s all romantic and shit, with all this sex lesbionic music, all black and white and out of focus and shit, I’ve got no idea what they are promoting, I just know I want to fuck it from behind and cum all over its ass, if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Marloes Horst