Sara Jean Underwood has a hot fucking body. I generally don’t really like to praise these Playboy whores who fucked their way into better lives by still being whores, but being less naked about the shit, because you see, I prefer when a Playboy whore makes slowly trickles into Sex Tapes, and a porn career, versus going the other Jenny McCarthy, Pam Anderson, route of an actual TV career, but Sara Jean Underwood has a hot fucking body…and I guess it is nice knowing that her hosting career wasn’t started because of fucking her way to the top, she dated Ryan Seacrest, was his public girlfriend, but thanks to his homosexuality, her amazing pussy was left unscathed.

Sure, I hate the nerd manipulation that she’s onto and that Olivia Munn was onto before her, but nerds need masturbation material too, it might as well be a bitch who they can gawk at naked pictures of , instead of Olivia Munn in her underwear or some shit that was bullshit for Maxim….you know what I mean?

It’s like this whore is a legit whore, and nerds get to jerk off to her genitals, instead of the idea of her genitals, and that is a good enough for infatuation for me…See my logic is that as long as pussy lip is involved, I can respect the fact that you pretend you’re married to her every night before bed…..making her a great candidate for G4TV….and more importantly, making this dress a hero in its own right…

Amazing…except maybe for her face, and her fake tits, cuz fake tits are never amazing, as they are purchased, but who’s really lookin at that…in something so short with such great ass attached…where are the upskirt pics? Find them and send them to me. Thanks

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