2011
13
May
Gisele was modeling lingerie in Brazil for Valentines Day even though it is May. I figured I’d post the shit, cuz even if she has a legit dick, she’s still worth looking at in lingerie, cuz she’s been marketed as a woman and we can always plea ignorance if some unwanted facts ever surfaced, but more importantly cuz she’s got a hot body.
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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen
2011
13
May
Here are some pictures of Eva Longoria taking her skinny legs and Mexican booty in short shorts that don’t look like the average 35 year old mexican legs and booty, possibly cuz she doesn’t have 14 kids and live in a clay hut making corn tortillas…shopping, instead of making beds and cleaning up shit smeared bed sheets, used condoms off the floor and vomit off the ceiling in 3 star hotles like she should be. It’s not racist, I’m mexican.
Funny how life just works out for some people..
Posted in:Eva Longoria
2011
13
May
I think I’m over my dream of being an exotic animal smuggler or bitches dressed like exotic animal smuggler ….
She’s so full of shit in all that she does and the only hope I have for her is that some dumb hot chick in her late teens decides Gaga is her idol cuz Gaga gets all the attention and starts dressing in sheer taped up nipple outfits…..and by some dumb hot chick I mean all dumb hot chicks…
The only way this is acceptable, is if it leads to copycat borderline nudity…Oterwise, it’s just wasted fucking punishment..
She digusts me and not just because she always looks like she’s about to puke….
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2011
13
May
I don’t know what’s happening to Hilary Duff, maybe it’s just the angle, but it looks like she may be growing breasts. Maybe she’s finally hit puberty, or maybe she’s wearing a push-up bra, or maybe she’s been laying so low profile cuz she bought herself implants, which I doubt cuz her husband is one of those “in it for the lockerroom comradery” jocks, gay to the core, disguised in jacked up testosterone and initiation hazings and by default is into her looking as manly and broad shouldered as possible for him to fuck, unless he’s using her as bait to lure his teammates in, in which case it all makes sense…
All this to say I’m digging this stuff by Duff….
Posted in:Hilary Duff
2011
13
May
Victoria’s Secret pussy looks better when it is half naked and not standing with the dude from Saved by the Bell’s stupid looking spic face, not cuz I am one of those “I wish I was the brownie with the hot pussy” jealous kind of people, you know like the nerds who get mad when they find out a celeb is dating Leonardo DiCaprio or some shit, like when they want vengence on the fucker for stealing their fantasy bride they’ve never net, but just because Mario Lopez annoys me at my fucking core.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Miranda Kerr
2011
13
May
Joanna Krupa made a career off a set of fake tits, a bullshit story of being a Polish immigrant living the American dream, even though she lived here since she was 3 or something, making her about as Polish as I am, cuz I have a dream of juggling with a bear in a circus one day, so she got a few spreads in some Men’s magazines, made a few Top 100 lists, back in the 90s and did Dancing with the Stars before she ever really made it as a star…making her a huge waste of time, but she still shows off her number one investment, and I guess that effort shouldn’t go unnoticed…here are the pics….before she turns 40 and is forever forgotten…
Posted in:Joanna Krupa
2011
13
May
Who the fuck is this awkward bitch Ellen Pompeo and why the fuck am I posting her showing off the last of her milk-filled mom tits. I mean shit, it’s not like anyone is watching Grey’s Anatomy jerking off to her bullshit drama and hard face……. or maybe they are, I mean I learned a long time ago that someone out there has jerked off to the most obscure scenario your sick mind can think of, from grandfathers shitting, to teenage abortions, someone out there finds that the hottest shit ever….but the general public doesn’t think she’s a sex symbol or even hot….she won’t be topping any bullshit magazine lists on sex appeal….so maybe she should chill out on the low cut tops….even if all girls should rock low cut shirts no matter how ugly they are….it just makes the world a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race….
Posted in:Ellen Pompeo
2011
13
May
I figured we needed a little horror for Friday the 13th, and as far as I’m concerned having a creature growing inside you is as bad as it gets, for both career, sex appeal and most importantly vagina….
Clearly, I’m not one of those people who think pregnancy is hot. Ever.
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Posted in:Jessica Alba
2011
13
May
I am actually hungover….sketching out…drank at my creepy neighbor’s house watching some movie about dance…the things I will do for free alcohol at 2 am is almost insane….luckily….I didn’t meet the homeless obese girl who looked dehydrated and weak despite being obese until this morning…cuz I probably would have tried to have my way with her…you know sniffin her unshowered soot covered bacterial infection cooch thanks to bad hygiene and bad choices….
Chin Up FAIL LOL – VIDEO
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Hahaha – Wonder Woman Already Cancelled – I Called It As a Horrible Idea – I Win
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Power Ranking Each Team’s Hottest Cheerleader
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Free Cams Shows to Waste Your Friday Away
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‘Wonder Woman’ Canceled Before We Even Saw Her Underwear
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Bobcat Goldthwaith! Yes! – VIDEO
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How About some South Beach Candy
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Busty Amateur Gets Nasty
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Wild Pool Party
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Ex Girlfriend Gets Fucked
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They Are Replacing Charlie Sheen With Ashton Kutcher, Holy Fuck I Can’t Wait to See This Shitshow
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