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2011

19

Apr

Jessica Alba’s Pregnancy Pictures that Represent Bad Decision Making Skills of the Day

Here are some pictures of a pregnant Alba…What a fucking waste.

Maybe I’m just saying that cuz I’m a firm believer that pregnancy isn’t hot and that it kills bodies, careers and vaginas……

Maybe I’m just saying that cuz I don’t realize how naked she is gonna be getting in future roles to stay relevant and to get paid….

Maybe I’m just saying that cuz I firmly believe in abortion as a form of contraceptive…third trimester if escape route is needed….

Maybe I’m just saying that cuz these aren’t pics of her in a bikini….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

19

Apr

Boris Becker’s Son’s Hustlin’ a Bitch in a Bikini of the Day

I guess my dream of being a tennis star’s son wasn’t researched well enough, cuz it turns out that obscure level of relevance based on fame and fortune by association, doesn’t pull the kind of pussy you’d expect your trust fund to pull, answering the age-old question that I am sure no one before me has ever asked, that it’s better to be the tennis player than the tennis player’s son…

This brown lady gaga looks young, I probably shouldn’t be posting this….but I am anyway.

Posted in:Boris Becker

2011

19

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Not in a Bikini Promoting a Bikini of the Day

This is kind of a scam, if you want me to believe in your product, you have to come across in a way that makes me think you believe in it too, it’s just not good sales to be fully clothed, dressing up random whores to promote your shit, when you’ve got the tits and mom body to do it your fucking self….If anything it just makes me hate her clothing line…cuz I feel like she’s just slapping her name on it for a paycheck…instead of slapping her pussy on it and getting wet….

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley

2011

19

Apr

Demi Moore’s Hard Nipple of the Day

I’m convinced Demi Moore is walking around with such a hard fake, million dollars of plastic surgery nipple to distract from her Shitty Uterus and it’s ability to vaginally fart out some of the ugliest creatures I’ve ever seen….who for some reason feel entitled to become famous or in the lime light by moving the LA at their own will….setting themselves up to be made fun of for being so weird looking…

Or maybe she’s just doing it cuz she wants the boys to notice her, cuz anyone who puts a million dollars into modifying themselves like a japanese import car, obviously wants guys jerking off to her…

Either way, whatever the motivation is, she’s doing it….

Posted in:Demi Moore

2011

19

Apr

Brooklyn Decker is Not Topless Enough of the Day

I have had a few argruments with guys at the bar, even though I hate these kinds of coversations, cuz in the grand scheme of things, they just don’t matter and talking celebs is just a waste of fucking time, but an example of how they’ve manipulated their way into our lives via marketing, because we don’t know them, will never know them, and generally just don’t matter in any fucking way….except maybe to make other girls feel like shit about themselves….

These arguments were about Brooklyn Decker, fit body and full tits aside, she looks like she’s got Down’s Syndrome, and the only reason she got the cover of SI is cuz she’s married to a pro athlete, who is more powerful than you realize, and has the best sports agents in the world who can strong arm any sports magazine, and pretty much jeopardize their existence by pulling their exclusive stories and sending them elsewhere unless they give the wife a cover shoot….

She’s not as hot as you think she is, but she is topless in these pics and that makes her hotter than usual cuz I don’t have to look at the retard face, but instead look at her nipple-less breast..in pantyhose…I guess nobody’s perfect…but a lot of people are just good enough….Good times..

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker

2011

19

Apr

Jessica Simpson Photoshopped for People of the Day

There is no way this is actually Jessica Simpson. Sure that’s her face, but if that’s her body, this is some serious strategic placement, I’m talkin millions of dollars probably went into researching just the right background to use, just the right outfit that’s tight enough to give her a waistline, just the write fishnets to distract from the fat oozing out of them, just the right cleavage to make her upper body the focal point, just the right smile to make you want to cum in her mouth, just the right laying down to let gravity flatten it all out, just the right crazy hair to narrow it all out…This took serious fucking effort and money…but probably not nearly the amount of money People got paid to list Jessica Simpson as one of their beautiful people….cuz you know there’s no way that wasn’t paid off…I mean there’s no way that whole list wasn’t paid off, but I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to survive the recession….and more importantly the irrelevance of magazines….

Here’s the big titty video…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2011

19

Apr

Kate Upton’s 18 Year Old Tits Bounce of the Day

Why the fuck didn’t I know there was a national cleavage day for some bullshit charity….that can’t be all that bullshit if it involves bitches playing with their tits with the excitement you’d expect from a child on Christmas day opening that toy they always wanted only to find it under the Christmas Tree…that for some reason never happened cuz no one loved you…if you know what I mean…

She’s 18. American. On the rise and is going to take the fuck over. Already so eager to use her body for profit, only good things are going to come of this……

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

19

Apr

Evan Rachel Wood in her Underwear for Esquire of the Day

Here’s a not so hot, but half naked, which technically makes it hot enough for me, despite the bitch in the pics not actually being all that hot, but good enough to look at half naked, as all girls are….pictures of Evan Rachel Wood in lingerie for Esquire….

I posted this clip of her Naked in Mildred Pierce ….and she’s got a decent skinny body, and skinny always wins and is worth celebrating, because fat is always disgusting and an epidemic I am trying to stop by making girls feel like shit about their bodies…

I generally try to ignore that she used to fuck Marilyn Manson’s man pussy, not that a girls past has ever really stopped me from looking at semi-nude pictures of them, see, cuz I generally don’t care what a bitch puts in her vagina…or where she sticks her strap on dick….Who cares…

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood

2011

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Technically it’s not morning anymore, but morning is a state of mind…..

Which doesn’t answer the ever lingering question of Who are you and why are you reading this smut? What’s wrong with you?

Here are my morning hangover dump cuz I’m hungover…and it’s getting repetitive/boring.

Here’s a Babe I’d Like to Go to Bed With
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2011 NBA Mock Draft: Cheerleader Edition
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Free Cam Shows
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Why the Fuck Have I Not Noticed Resse Whitherspoon’s MASSIVE FUCKING CHIN Before?
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Big Tits on the Beach
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Get a Load of Tahiti Cora
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Ex Girlfriends Regret Those Videos They Make
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Amateur Rubs One Out
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Some Dude Dressed Up as a Mannequin So He Could Hang Out in a Ladies Restroom
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Pussy for Breakfast
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Posted in:MHD

2011

19

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I biggest stepNEWS is that Jenny McCarthy answered me on twitter after mocking her uterus for giving autism….but I guess that’s really not news at all….maybe the fact that telling teen girls smoking is bad in sweat pants with an erection is ineffective and illegal is stepNEWS….or getting drunk at making friends on the internet at 4 am is…only to wake up at noon not knowing or understanding why you’re a broke ass joke…or maybe the real news is that the bitch from Scream 4 who’s pics I posted yesterday closed down her facebook cuz of me…..

I don’t know anymore…but here’s what my news editor in cheif sent me…

Adult Store Sparks More Controversy
There is more controversy for a Manassas store that sells lingerie and pornographic movies. KK’s Temptations has only been open for about six months, but some City Council members are concerned about the image it is portraying and has launched an expensive study to look into it.

Match.com to check sex offender registry
Online dating site Match.com says it will begin screening its users against the national sex offender registry. Because some bitch named Carole Markin, who is some Harvard educated Film Producer got raped from some 6 time offender she met, reminding that the internet is full of crazies…

A tornado stole this guys hamburger…

Posted in:stepNEWS