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2011

13

Apr

Rachel Uchitel in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Rachel Uchitel is. I assume some useless whore. But then again, aren’t all bitches who get shot by the paparazzi in their bikinis pulling some staged bikini poses that they’ve spent the last 6 months working out with the best trainers for, all in hopes to get the attention they once had that got them in this position where the paparazzi would even bother with them in the first place…if you know what I mean.

She’s in a bikini and I’m posting it.

Even if I really don’t give a fuck.

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2011

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It may not be the morning anymore…but it’s always morning to me…I always have that fresh, get out of bed to greet the day, so glad my alarm went off cuz I hate sleep when I could be awake being productive feeling….of death…you know what I’m saying…so here’s some links….to occupy you while I regroup….

Lookin Good Sweethearts
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Tiger Woods: 20 Hotties Who Could Get Him Back to Winning
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Free Cams You HAVE to Check Out
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ScarJo Isn’t Pregnant, She’s Just Fat
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Teen BFs Go At It
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Get a Load of Lola B
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Gotta Love Knee High Socks
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Amateur Pussy Pound
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Drunk Hotties Acting Slutty At A Football Tailgate
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Here’s Another Drunk Baby Story
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2011

13

Apr

Scarlett Johansson’s a Fat Runner of the Day

Seeing these pictures of a fat Scarlett Johansson running, possibly pregnant, likely just pregnant on donuts and emotional eating due to the pressures she faces as being the most overrated beauty in hollywood, something I’ve always contested with great passion, because sure he face was always something alright to look at, her body was always a dump….seriously…it always reminded me of my home…one step away from being condemed unsanitary…but it took her belly being bigger than her tits, you know extented outward for you idiots to fucking notice…typical perverts.

I don’t think her barefoot runner technology booties is really gonna save her on this one…it’s like watching a Japanese family who never skied in 40,000 dollars of equipment, traditional shoes woulda done just fine…pig…


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2011

13

Apr

Genevieve Morton in her Place for Esquire of the Day

Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton was the lastes girl to be in Esquire’s Show Me Your Place, which is a clever feature that more magazines should be doing and have been doing, which is staging photoshoots in the homes of these hot pussies, not that you’ll be looking at her decor in her apartment, cuz this is more of an underwear feature than an architecturial thing….not to mention you’re a pervert and you’re looking at her pussy…or at least trying to…here are the pics…

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2011

13

Apr

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in Leggings For Attention of the Day

Kim Kardashian is on a real hustle to get attention. I guess her ratings are dipping…..which is a good thing…cuz this talentless twats always peak and get replaced by other talentless cunts…and I’m happy to report her time here is done….at least I’m hoping she’s done…cuz I can’t stand this shit..

Watching some old, fat, boring, irritating, disgusting, and represents all thing wrong in the world…spoiled cunt attitude is boring as fuck…

It’s just funny that long gone are the days of sucking negro dick after it pisses on her for attention and even a career…now she gets noticed by just letting the paparazzi see her fat ass in pants…and that’s ridiculous…but what is even more ridiculous is that there was a time when she had the power to turn the paparazzi down and delete all ass shots even though that’s all she was good for…but now…she’s gotta whore out….by pretending to be working out…cuz body’s like this are more into eating…..except when their money grubbing pimp/den mother’s make them…for a camera crew…

It amazes me the self righteous, vain, bullshit that went into them pitching their show in the first place “We’re the best family ever, everyone will want to watch us” almost as much as it amazes me that people actually watched them….

It’s almost comical how obvious her stategy is….but here’s her ass anyway, cuz I’m down with watching it all unfold…literally.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

13

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news that isn’t really news….I looked around to find some better shit but had no luck….so this is as good as it gets….which is okay because you don’t really deserve better…not that there is a you…we’re in this alone…and by we I mean me….

Teacher Accused of Throwing Shoe
A DeKalb County school teacher is in hot water Tuesday night after allegedly throwing a shoe at a student. Now the boy’s mother is considering legal action against the district

This Victoria’s Secret Photoshop Fail was pretty hysterical too…. Candice Swanepoel Looks Likea Monster …..but that’s not really random news is it…

Fuck I suck at the internet…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

12

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I come across pictures and wonder what conversation or events led up to said picture. It’s like how did this bitch end up with Aaron’s cockslut on her tits, and who is Aaron, why was he left out of the shit…It just leaves so many questions unanswered and shit boggles my mind…I like to think that’s why I drink…but reality is I drink because of repressed childhood memories, general unhappiness and emptiness, but more importantly, cuz it’s easier to go down on ugly women.

Not that you care…..I don’t even get hate mail anymore. Is it the end? We’ll see.

Here are my stepLINKS


Hayden Panty Airs Wants Us All to Know What Having Sex With a Giant is Like
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Solange is TEN Times Hotter Than Beyonce But I WISH SHE WOULD STOP WEARING THESE STUPID FUCKING CLOTHES
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Web Cams Girls Previously Only Seen in Your Dreams
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The 50 Hottest Women Who Scream
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Sexy Miss World Hot Black Bikini
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Super Sexy Gardener on Video
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Samantha Ronson Busted Up Her Face Riding a Bike Around Venice Hahahaha
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Vacation Sluts You Won’t Be Able to get Enough Of
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Free Cams. Nuff Said
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay Z Need to Get Off Each Others Dicks
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Horny Amateur Uses Her Dad Power Tools to Get Off
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The 20 Most Gorgeous Beauty Queen Wives and Girlfriends of All Time
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Toys That Will Make You Wish is Was Playtime
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Elsa Pataky Bikini Body
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Courtney Cox or Demi Moore? Who Would You Rather
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Yeah I’d Bang Jennifer Lawrence
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Maria Fowler Is A Glamour Model
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Kirstie Alley on Dancing With the Stars is a Disaster and I Love It
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Guess that Washed-Up Actress
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Random Titty Pic Dump of the Day
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Sexy Striptease on Video
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Paris Dahl Has One Hot Body
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PDA: Ladies That Get It On With Other Ladies In Public
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Corinna and Kinga Bring the Hotness
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Professor Hired Strippers To Come Into Class & Give Lap Dances
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I Wanna Be All Over Irina Shayk
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Sohpie and Kylie Know How to Get Each Other Off
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Shane Van Der Westhuizen – Penneys Summer 2011 Bikini
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Hipster Hottie in Denim
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Ladies Who Attended The World Premiere of “Scream 4”
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Random Pictures of the Day
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THE WORLDS LARGEST LEGO TWOER
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Striptease of the Day
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Bogdana, Emilia or Natalia?
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Tasha Reign in black lingerie
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11 of the biggest nerd heroes to have appeared on ‘The Simpsons’
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Vanessa Hudgens Bemoans Her Obnoxious Fans
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Mia Bunny And Jolina Bonita Have Asses that Are Insane
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Hot Babe is Bendy
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Kristen Cavallari Fuckable In A Bikini
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Maria Fowler Slips Out Her Tit
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The Sad Demise Of Britney Spears
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Justin Bieber Hates Jews
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Lil Miss Sunshine Retrospective You Pedophile
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2011

12

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Doin the Monster Mash of the Day

I don’t know what Lindsay Lohan did, but I think it’s safe to say it’s a fucking disaster. She looks like she’s been living in the fucking streets strung out on dirty semen and puddle water, or maybe that she got in a fight with one of those Florida grandmother’s, all plastic and doin’ the monster mash…Or maybe she’s trying to channel her inner sex doll, inner stripper, inner circus clown, inner wax statue doing her Madame Tussauds or some shit, and I find the whole thing highly erotic….only because I’ve experience Lohan first hand, and having her dance around her hotel room in high heels and pajama pants, to her album that was never released, crying because of Samantha Ronson while I drank free Vodka and ate her french fries as her friends railed lines of coke and tried to hire escorts, was probably one of the highlights of the last 5 years of my alcholism, but only cuz I forget pretty much all the other shit I get myself into….

Not that it matters…here’s Lohan…for old good times…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

12

Apr

Katy Perry Shot By David LaChapelle of The Day

Here are some pictures of Katy Perry whoring herself. Sure it’s not the kind of whoring we’d want to see from her, you know on the side of the street, strung out on drugs, not only dying for another hit, but also dying of AIDS, Hep and malnourishment…hell she’s not even half naked in this campaign…

She’s just whoring herself to some hair Product company that sponsors her tour and pays her lots of money to get her to endorse the shit for all the little kids who follow her like she’s some kind of thick, dumpy, irritating God that can’t dance….but last time I checked, whoring is whroing so it’s good enough.

The pictures were shot by David LaChapelle, some high concept, used to be a big deal, photographer I’d expect more nudity from…or at least more use of her tits, since they are all she’s good for but I guess he’s playing it safe…. this is Christian America people…Relax yourself.

Here she is pretending she’s Cher

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2011

12

Apr

Anais Pouliot Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day

I’m down with any girl named Anus, whether she gets stripping down naked for fashion to launch a modeling career or not, I think she’s good to go on based on her name alone….

Now you’ve probably never heard of Anais Pouliot before, and either had I, but she’s on the cover of Vogue Japan in May and that’s probably a pretty good indicator that she’s being taken seriously as a model, which annoys me, cuz it turns out that this bitch is actually from Montreal, which is where I get drunk daily, and now when I look at her pictures I see lost opportunity, cuz there is a point in ever girl starving to be famous’ life where she’s willing to do anything to get where she wants to go and a few lies can lead me on a direct path to their pussies…now she’s too big and snobby for that….

I screwed up. Here are her tits..

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