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2011

18

Jan

Brooklyn Decker for Esquire of the Day

I hate Brooklyn Decker. I am a firm believer she only got the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit because Andy Roddick and his gang of sports agents, managers, sponsors and the World Tennis Association made Sports Illustrated scared they’d lose sponsors, exclusives, interviews with athletes and all the other shit that comes with pissing off very powerful people….They figured the other models who are hotter than here aren’t married to pro athletes, but this is a strategic business move…

She’s blocked me on twitter cuz I call her out on sucking Mandy Moore’s pussy juice off her husband’s dick and possibly for other reasons, like an odd attraction to my bad english…and I’m not talking the band….

What it comes down to is that she’s got big tits, skinny frame, so her Heidi Montag face (and that’s after being photoshopped to shit) can be ignored…

Here she is in Esquire….pushing the boundaries of smut cuz magazines are trying to compete with the internet and as long as they’re doing these photoshoots, they’re doing good enough by my low standards…

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2011

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Apparently it was a holiday today, which was nice, because everyday is a holiday for me and for once, I felt like I wasn’t all alone, sitting in my bathtub crying as I drank my face off midday….even though I was….and not by choice…I tried to convince my female mailman, two of my neighbors and even the girl who works at the pharmacy I spend time at to see teens pick up birth control pills…but instead got no one…..

I’m bored. Here are my stepLINKS

I love this Michelle Bombshell McGee Licking Bullock Pic
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Paz de la Huerta Was Loaded at the Golden Globes – VIDEO
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Because We Need a Good Way to Start the Week (NSFW)
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Iryna Storozhuk Has A Sweet Ass In These See Through Pics
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Hayden Panettiere Bangable Bikini Wedgie
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Sold.
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Eva Mendes See Through Dress Makes Me Do A Double Take
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Aubrey O’Day Soaps Up Her Tits
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And More Adrianne Curry Sluttiness
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And More Fetish Porn Bloopers (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 100 Hottest Soccer Wives and Girlfriends of 2010
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These Babes Take Off Their Clothes (NSFW)
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Because Even Adults Should Keep Some Toys on Hand
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Cleavage
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Pee Wee Herman X Andy Samberg X SNL = AMAZING – VIDEO
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Man Kira Sedgwick May be Getting Older But She is Still Hot as Shit
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Poptart Eliza Doolittle Is A Cutie Pie
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Hayden Panettiere See Through Pasties
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Fat Ass Slut Gets Nasty at the Nottinghill Music Festival
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The Babes At the The Art of Elysium Gala Were Way Better Than the Golden Globes
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Amia Moretti Is Good For Any Occasion
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Johanna Lundback Lingerie Shoot
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Children’s TV in Russia = WTF – VIDEO
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More Miss America Insanity – VIDEO
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Angelique Nadine Cruz is the Wtuff Dreams Are Made Of
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10 Stars That Used To Be Homeless
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Misty and Gentilly Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Top 5: Even Further Out There Fetishes
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Some Eva Mendes Hotness
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Melanie Jane is Anything But Innocent (NSFW) – VIDEO
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This Claymation Version of Machete is Kinda Awesome, Even If It Is a Commecial
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Aubrey O’Day Topless Twitter Pic
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Hayden Panettiere See Through Dress
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This Is Why I’d Bang Kate Beckisale
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Miley Cyrus Looks Hot With Her Double Chin
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She’s Gorgeous and Flowery
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I Forgot Sarah Shahi Was Such a Babe!
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Massive Texting FAIL – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kaya Strips Down (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Jessica Jane Clement is Almost Naked in Nuts
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Hipster Superheroes
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Some Carrie Underwood Just Cause
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Emma Roberts Is Walking the Streets
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Sofia Vergara Is One Red Hot Mama!
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2011

17

Jan

Addison Timlin Big Tits in Californication of the Day

Here is 19 year old Addison Timlin showing off what I love most about 19 year olds and that’s her stupid tits. She’s the new young slut on Californication who plays some famous starlet or some shit and who really cares cuz she’s showing off what I love most about 19 year old girls…but then again that is debatable and I haven’t done enough research on the matter because I could in fact like their 19 year old asses just as much if not more than their tits…cuz something horrible happens when a bitch turns 20…and that’s that she eventually turns 30….and tits just don’t age as well as they should….and they lack the eagerness and excitement this young bitch on her first real job has….I’m sold….

Some other bitch named Summer Croseley’s ass was also on the show….proving that TV may actually be worth watching…

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2011

17

Jan

Julia Stegner Titties for Muse of the Day

Her name is Julia Stegner…She is a hot German 26 year old model who I’m down with and not because she likes being shit on like all German’s do….but because she’s willing to get naked for her craft cuz she knows if she doesn’t a thousand equally hot bitches will take her place and stomp out all the progress she’s made to date….and that works for me…

I always try to convince girls to get naked to advance their lives, careers and pretty much anything I can…unfortunately, I have no power so it never works out for me, so when I see others succeed at tricking these twats into nudity for money….I appreciate.

She’s been in the 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows and now here are her tits….

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2011

17

Jan

Autumn Reeser Ass and Tits in Big Bang of the Day

I don’t know what this movie is – but it looks like some serious shit…but I guess it’s not entirely shit….because Autumn Reeser is having a decent sex scene in it….I don’t have speakers, so I don’t know what she’s going off about as she fucks…but I do know that nothing says “the best sex of my life” like a bitch who gives annoying running commentAutumn Reeser
Autumn Reeser Ass and Tits in Big Bang of the Day

I don’t know what this movie is – but it looks like some serious shit…but I guess it’s not entirely shit….because Autumn Reeser is having a decent sex scene in it….I don’t have speakers, so I don’t know what she’s going off about as she fucks…but I do know that nothing says “the best sex of my life” like a bitch who gives annoying running commentary about bullshit I dont care about while I want to bust inside them but she’s got some great perlky tits….so I can ignore her bad career choices….and who knows…maybe this garbage is ok….I will just never see it…cuz I saw all I need to…

Here’s some other bitch naked named Sienna Guillory….

ary about bullshit I dont care about while I want to bust inside them but she’s got some great perlky tits….so I can ignore her bad career choices….and who knows…maybe this garbage is ok….I will just never see it…cuz I saw all I need to…

Here’s some other bitch naked named Sienna Guillory….

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2011

17

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures of the Day



I like Kate Beckinsale. I’m not one of those weird virgin losers who has 15 copies of Underworld strategically hidden around the house in the event the aliens take over the world…I just think she looks good.

It always amazes me that this woman is a mom….not a teen mom, or a young mom who made a bad decision at a young age in hopes to keep her boyfriend at the time, but a real life mom, she’s 37 years old…and that’s just crazy to me…maybe because I am used to people from the UK looking like they crawled out of a Chimney they were caught in for 50 years, in some industrial age sweatshop hustle…or maybe it’s an optical illusion cuz she’s wearing her daughter’s skirt bikini….making us think she can’t be a day over 10….but it really doesn’t matter….she’s in a bikini and you should be looking at it.


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2011

17

Jan

Hayden Panettiere Pasties of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hayden Pannettiere showing off some pasties cuz her shirt is see through and she doesn’t want to risk exposing her nipples…

This would have been the biggest story 3 years ago….Unfortunatly, Hayden Panettiere, isn’t underage anymore, she’s not on TV or in movies anymore, so she’s pretty much irrelevant and leaves us unable to see past her midget self….

When a bitch like this turns 18, a huge percentage of the people who were ridiculously into her lose interest cuz all they liked about her when masturbating was the risk of a statuatory rape charge…

I mean sure there are still a handful of socially awkward superhero loving comic book virgins who can’t let go of the idea of her…but they will always exist and apparently she will always exist as a fucking troll…

Here are the pasties pics…she shoulda showed nipples…

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2011

17

Jan

Aubrey O’Day Topless for Twitter of the Day

Aubrey O’Day brought her fat chick fake tits to twitter fo more twitter bottom feeding by trash who weren’t invited to the Golden Globes because they don’t matter…at least that’s what I can assume is going on in these pictures….but then again, hoping to get some attention for semi-naked pics while keeping a handful of her fans happy…who I assume may still exist even though I don’t understand why they would exist is kinda all she’s good for…and in my opinion, she’s not even that good at that…cuz she’s neglected to post some nipple…

Who cares….

What’s she famous for anyway? Having sex with Diddy once? I wish I could find someone to fuck that would make me a relevant person in American Society…but that’s just cuz I like fucking…

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2011

17

Jan

Adrianne Curry Naked Sushi for Attention of the Day

The darkest day in my TWITTER History was the day Adrianne Curry told me off for being a disgusting person…I don’t fully remember what she said about me before blocking me, but I do know that it was said between her crying for attention by posting controversial, exhibitionist style pictures hoping someone will notice her useless reality star married to a Brady for attention…and now she’s posting pictures of her doing naked sushi…something I’d be more into if the rankest fish at the table wasn’t her bottom feeding pussy…..and you gotta understand that I love all dirty, bottom feeding pussy, especially when it knows I exist….so I really despise this shit….

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2011

17

Jan

Cat Deeley in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Cat Deeley is but I do know that despite her tight little body, she’s got the head of a fucking champion and by champion I mean someone who has the biggest head in town and wins the big head competition at the county fair year after year…Why the long face Cat? Oh cuz you’re inbred…Those British, so weird with their inbred games…

The funniest thing in all this is that she’s supposed to be a fashion model, or ex fashion model, but all I see is the face of a boxer, or wife who was married to a boxer, who sustained face injuries for half a decade…It’s like her features were assembled crooked by some drunken genetics…and for some reason she’s on TV….

Leading me to assume you find her hot, cuz she’s half naked in a bikini….but as far as I’m concerned, she needs to be doing a hell of a lot more for me to be won over…


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