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2011

12

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There are a few things I’ve always hated that other people do. The first is when they talk about jerking off. It’s not a gay thing, it’s just a weird overly friendly, like I don’t need to feel like I was in the room with you while you were violating yourself like some horny desperate pervert for your dead relatives, and the second thing is when people talk about their shits…you know size, length, smells, pain involved, bloody toilet paper, the works….

For some reason, I’ve become those people I hate so much, with little else to talk about by my bodily functions, cuz nothing else is going on…so to answer you question, it smelled like chopped eggs.

Here is the other morning dump

Cute College Girl With a Nice Big Rack
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Amazon Women: The 50 Hottest Tall Chicks in Sports
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Free Cams to Waste Your Day Away
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Kate Bosworth is Topless
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Who the FUCK Would Pay $69 for a Hot Dog? – VIDEO
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Krystal Solis is One Hot Bunny
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Cute Girl Masterbates on the Train With a Carrot
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Ashley Tisdale Got Naked For Allure Because She is an Idiot
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Panty SHot….
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2011

12

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news that isn’t news to start your day. If anything it’s just news to remind you how unfair life is cuz when you were in high school the only lap dances you were getting were from your foster mother who only was a foster mother cuz it paid and sometimes cuz it satisfied her sexual needs cuz we were giving no choice…which would have been nice…had she not been really fat white trash who didn’t shower…I mean maybe she’s the reason I got a taste for pig women, cuz trust me I had a fucking taste, more that I’d ever like to admit…cuz her lap dances were more face dances…the kind that makes most men gay and in therapy their whole life….while letting it all out on the internet after getting the same mouth rape from my obese wife is my therapy…it’s like groundhog day…i keep reliving and reliving those days when I was 12 and “come lick the lollipop” meant something that didn’t taste like candy, but more like feces, sweat and piss…Good times…

Classroom Searched After Teacher Arrest
Federal ICE agents raided an Alexandria elementary school Monday, searching the classroom of a fourth grade teacher arrested last week on child pornography charges.

Video of DeKalb Home Invasion Released
Four men force their way into a businessman’s Stone Mountain home. The victim released home surveillance video Monday in hopes of catching the perpetrators.

Teacher Used Lap Dancers In Classroom
A LaSalle University professor is the subject of a school investigation after claims that he hired strippers to take part in a symposium, during which he and students received lap dances.

Police: Woman beat boy over ‘F’
A woman accused of beating a young relative for getting an F on his report card was in court Monday.

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2011

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is the email of the Day:

Dear Sir,

It is unbelievable for how big is the lack of information and knowledge in western countries regarding the ejaculation in terms of losing the sperm for men.

You should never ejaculate (losing sperm) except when you want to have children.

The technique to maintain the sperm during sexual contacts was known and developed from ancient times in eastern hemisphere at least and it is based on very simple and for some people sad FACT: by ejaculation the man/animal is dying.

The complete explanation is not simple, but in short the sperm is most complex and precious human/animal substance, it is very similar in chemical composition with the brain and there is a tremendous effort for the body to create and deliver this precious substance.

I say substance only to be short but in fact it is not a substance at all, is not a chemical compound is a conglomerate of millions of living beings!

By losing sperm you will suffer the following:

– the brain will diminish in size and functionality and at old age you will suffer of Parkinson disease
– sharp head ache;
– loss of hair on head, teeth damages and loss;
– loss of calcium in bones;
– heart functional deterioration;
– shorter and painful sexual contacts;
– great loss of energy, many times trying to compensate with overeating;
– the main energetic circuit which starts in sexual organs, goes up on back bone, hit the top of the brain and come back through mouth, tongue, thyroid, heart, navel and close again in the sexual organs, is the main engine of the body and this circuit is broken and the energy will be released outside instead of being used by the internal organs;
– in time kidneys and prostate will be damage.

To ask a doctor to remove the consequences of a bad behavior, against the laws and physics of your body, meantime continuing the bad behavior, is useless. The doctor will rid of you by giving you some drugs to shut down you nervous system in order to inhibit the pain but you will slowly die, your body will continue to decay until main organs will be affected and a bigger pain will come back.

FYI
By controlling the ejaculation me and my wife have a very good health despite that we am in 40s, in 16 years of marriage we had our children when we planned for, no undesired pregnancy, not use of anticonceptionals. Anticonceptionals are chemicals which damage the internal endocrine balance and it is one of the reasons many North American women are fat and hysterical. You cannot play with internal glands secretion without taking a big risk. I still ejaculate 2-3 times per year because of negligence or imperfect control over the ejaculation. By controlling the ejaculation a normal sexual contact can be prolonged close to one hour since ejaculation is the reason for termination of a sexual contact.

I wish you a better life,

Andrei

Thanks Andrei…

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Natalie Portman is So Pretentious and I Hate Her
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Guess Who Knocked Up Kim Stewart? Can you say One Night Stand Gone Wrong – Fuck You Fertility for all the Embarrassment You Have Caused?
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Kate Bosworth in a Tiny Yello Bikini
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Web Cam Shows That Will Make You Want All You Can Get
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ASIAN IN A BRA
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Hot Slut in Hot Shorts
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Breasts Are Fashionable
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Kate Upton is Almost Flashing
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Take a Vacation With These Sluts
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Free Cam Shows, You’ll Love It
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Busty Girl Rubs One Out
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Girl Power: Sexiest BFF’s in Sports
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Coco’s Nipples in a See Through Top
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I’d Love to Bang Robin Wright
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Kate Bosworth vs Kristen Bell: Battle of the Yellow Bikinis
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Vanessa Hudgens is Having a Big Old Cry
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Elsa Pataky Bikini Pics
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Ashley Greene Hotness
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50 Wank Worthy Photos
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Lindsay Ellingson – Victoria’s Secret
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Random Photos of the Day
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Rihanna Skanks Up “S & M” A Little More With A Britney Spears Remix
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Anal Dildo Lesbians Beata and Chris
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New York Portraits: Naked Sluts Everywhere
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Yeah I’d Bang Tina Fey
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Julie Crown Rubs One Out – VIDEO
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Playboy Sexy NCDD Playmate Bracket 2011 Video
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Hipster Party Slut of the Day
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Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, & Shay Mitchell @ GLAAD Media Awards
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Teen Lesbian Sluts of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Stalking Danielle as She Goes to Bed
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Check Out Sarah Louise Arnold
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Driving School Fail
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Three Pop Stars One Song
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Natasha Bedingfield is Totally Bangworthy
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Mischa Barton is Looking as Meth Faced as Ever
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Sofia Vergara Struts Her Stuff In Hot Mama Tights
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Flexible Girl Kinda Makes Me Wanna Puke
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These Socks Don’t Distract me from The Panties
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Kim Kardashian Covers Up Her Gunt
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January Jones Forgot Her Pants
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Miley’s Best Ass Shots
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Black on Black violence must end
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Awesome Sale
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2011

11

Apr

Lady Gaga Falling Off Her Piano of the DAy

Too bad she didn’t break her neck and Christopher Reeves herself…See I don’t wish death upon even the most disgusting humans, I prefer them to sufer and rely on a straw to get around…I can’t stand Gaga she is the devil and this stupidity should have ended in one of those Darwin Awards…you know “I was half naked, dick tucked into a leather looking bikini, in front of 100,000 people who believe the lie that I’m an artist and visionary, even though I was created in an office to reach the gay market, so I jumped on a piano bench so people know I’m a real talent who can play from my soul, and I slipped cuz my tranny boots didn’t have enough grip, I shoulda jerked off on them before the concert and not after the concert, silly me, the bullshit queen, who isn’t hot in anyway”….

She’s the Devil, make her stop, that’s all I have to say about that.

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2011

11

Apr

Lily Aldridge in Lingerie of the Day

Here are some photoshopped to shit pictures of Lily Aldridge….She’s a lingerie model for SI, she dates dudes in bands, she’s pretty hot but I can’t stand catlog lingerie pictures…it brings back too many memories of getting caught masturbating growing up…not to mention the whole erasing of a fucking nipple just makes me mad…you see I can tell some of these outfits are sheer, but I don’t really feel like imagining what is under, what was erased, what was dulled out, what is under there. I’m not 12, it’s not the 70s anymore, I don’t need to stare at censored tits, I need to see the real fucking thing, the whole thing makes me angry and frustrated that the Christians even control panty advertising and promotions now….

Lily Aldridge should take her Playboy Playmates mom’s lead and get naked already….cuz she’s hot and not being put to good use….

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2011

11

Apr

Evan Rachel Wood Naked in Mildred Pierce of the Day

Evan Rachel Wood’s skinny body Marilyn Manson used to fuck did an HBO miniseries naked…..

Mildred Pierce takes place in California during the 20s or 30s and Evan Rachel Wood plays Kate Winslet’s annoying, spoiled daughter who fucks Kate Winslet’s boyfriend…

And really I don’t give a fuck what the storyline is, I just like the fact that there’s titty on TV, cuz there was a time jerking off to TV was a real challenge, where you’d have to get creative and you’d have to be able to cum fast before the beer commercial was over and I’m glad that era is no more….The internet has forced the mainstream to step it up…I guess that means my job here is done…we’ve accomplished what we came to do…and now I can go back to my tap dancing career I always dreamt of.

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2011

11

Apr

Kirsten Dunst is Naked in Melanchloia of the Day

Here’s some movie about the end of the world staring Kirsten Dunst, which is appropriate, because the end of the world already happened to her, and I guess she’s picking up the pieces like the nuclear holocaust hit and she survived, trying to brush her shoulder’s off and figure out the next steps of life, you know putting the shattered pieces back together like a complex puzzle that is drug and substance abuse, that took her from the top to the gutter, climbing back into the limelight one nude scene at a time…and lucky for us, they snuck some naked Dunst in the trailer, cuz her busty tits on her skinny frame, are always pornographic to me….

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2011

11

Apr

Jennifer Masseux Naked for Fashion of the Day

I don’t know what Perk Magazine is and I don’t know who Jennifer Masseux is, but as far as I’m concerned she’s off to the right start in getting her career off the ground – a willingness to get topless, even if topless isn’t that big of a deal, is something that really solidifies a whore’s place in the world…especially when it comes to modeling…

Dress it up all you want, soft lighting, white fabrics, clean lines…tell the bitch it’s gonna be classy and non intrusive, that when her granny sees it, she’ll think beauty not shame that her offspring is a slut…

But I know the truth…and here it is…

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2011

11

Apr

Reese Witherspoon and her Fat Manager for Vogue of the Day

The things girls do to make themselves look skinny, you know hoping that all their jogging despite all their cake eating, really paid off…

I see it all the time when I go out drinking…the hot chick surrounded by pigs in hopes of making them seem hotter…I know that scene all too well cuz for some reason I always end up with the “Fat Managers”, cuz it’s the one night the hotter chick decides to give them some male attention cuz they are tired of hearing their fat asses cry at the end of the night about how none of the boys talk to them….unless it is to get to her…you know what I’m saying, I don’t really need to write anymore…

I’ll just post the pics of pig Witherspoon trying to look fit by posing with a fucking elephant. Enjoy.

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2011

11

Apr

Christina Hendricks Titties on Stage of the Day

Christina Hendricks brought her tits to some stage show she’s doing to legitimize herself as an actual actor, you know in the “artist” sense of the term, so she can tell James Lipton that being the tits on a hit TV show, although lucrative and key to making her a household name, nothing quite resonates her art as being in front of a live audience to interract with via the stage…and she did it all with Dougie Howser MD, post homosexuality and comeback….

Unfortunately, all I see is a fat chick in period lingerie, showing off her fat tits, cuz in the 20s or 30s, this kind of body was considered well fed, wealthy and healhty, as everyone else was dying of the black plague….polio and other great depression good times…like Syphilis…


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