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2011

30

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve decided my liver gave out and it’s splatterd all over the floor, in my bed, and I managed to get some in the toilet. I’d take a pic, but this shit storm is just too vile to be documented, I should probably go to the hospital, I’d rather try to get girls to show me their tits online….FOLLOW ME

Now These Sluts Are What I Call Protesters
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Derek Jeter vs Justin Timberlake: Who Had the Top 5 Hottest Girlfriends
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Free Cam Shows I Know You Will Love
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5 Celeb ChicksThat Would Make Good Sideline Reporters
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Epic Skiing Fail – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara is Hot At the Beach Even If She Kinda Looks Like an Old Lady
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Kristina James Has Got It Going On
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Guess Who Has Four Kids and Is About to Have a 5th? Thank God This Didn’t All Come Out of One Tattered Vagina
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Posted in:MHD

2011

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

This morning I wondered if you could die of dehydration in the shower if you were really that drunk…but then I realized that I don’t really care for shower…or take showers….so that’s a fear I don’t really need to fear….even if being dehydrated is kinda my thing – cuz it’s a cheap way to get high/light headed/ dizzy/ FOLLOW ME

Dream Girl on a Motorcycle
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The Hottest Fan Outfits In Sports
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Collection of Celebrity NCAA Violations
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This Babe is Scorching Hot in the Desert
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Christina Hendricks’ Tits Look Smaller
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Tahiti Cora Makes Good Use of Twitter By Tweeting Slutty Pictures
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Big Boobed Squirter
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Terry Richardson is a Fucking Pervert and Coming From Someone Like Me, That’s Saying a Lot
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Posted in:MHD

2011

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on, but I drank hard saturday night and my stomach has been destroyed ever since. I can assume it is stomach cancer, failed liver or gallbladder,lactose intolerance, or wearing underwear that is too tight for me…and I know you don’t give a shit about my problems….So Don’t FOLLOW ME….and if you do, don’t be a fat girl who gives me shit for asking Candace Cameron if she used to fuck her brother before they both found God…cuz there’s always a catalyst to finding god…and I figure incest is as good a reason as any to find God…

Here are my stepLINKS….s

Mila Kunis is Hot As fuck But I Really Wish She Wasn’t Defending Natalie Portman But Was Instead Fisting her Pregnant Pussy….
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This Photo of Lindsay Lohan is Fucking Terrifying
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Victoria Justice is One Hot Cop
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Rihanna’s Ass is All Over the New Cover of Rolling Stone
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Take a Vacation and Meet the Slut of Your Dreams
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Field of Your Dreams: MLB’s Sexiest Cheerleaders
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How About Some Sexy Cosplay?
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I Always Knew the Olsen Twins Were Racist When They Were Kids!!1 – VIDEO
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Web Cam Shows You Don’t Want to Miss
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Beyonce Is Now Hiring!!! TAKING APPLICATIONS!
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The Best Free Cams You Will Find
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Toys to Make Playtime More Fun
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Jenna Jameson Panty Flash
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Dancing With the Stars: Before They Were Famous
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Some JLo Just Because It’sSlow Day
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Katherine McPhee is Looking Hot
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Alexis Texas Is Overwhelming
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Now These Are Some Big Ass Tits
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Raven Simone Fucked Away All That Baby Fat
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Angelina B is Looking Hot as Ever
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Taylor Momsen See-Thru Dress & Grinding With Bra Clad Fans
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Yeah I’d Bang Ellen Pompeo
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Here’s a Lesbian Pussy Licking Party
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25 Years of Pixar Animation and It’s Kinda Awesome
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Here’s Some of the Sluts Who Showed Up At the Source Code Premiere
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Meet Charlie Sheen’s Porn Star Intern Qualifier
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Roid Rage on Video
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Striptease of the Day
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Alissa, Eveline or Holly?
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Jessica Jaymes in the Green Room
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9 Famous People That Could Kill You With Their Bare Hands
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Jesse James is a Fucking Idiot
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She’s Got Good Genes: Celebrity Hot Daughters
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Fergie: Fuckable In Spandex
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Jessica Sutta Slutty In A Tiny Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens See Through Shirt
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Kendra Wilkinson BEFORE she was famous
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Porn Star or Teacher’s Aid
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Sofia Vergara Plays With David Beckham’s Balls
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

29

Mar

Silly Fag Mishap of the Day

This is one of the most ridiculous gay mishaps I have seen to date…not that I know that many gay mishaps…I mean other than contracting AIDS with craigslist hook-ups..

Dude crazy glued a tiny hat to his head on Halloween, cuz I guess he was caught up in the moment, and I think it’s important to help this video spread like AIDS…I mean it’d be thematically appropriate.

I got nothing left to give people.

Posted in:viral

2011

29

Mar

Some Naked Bitches in some UK Miniseries of the Day

Here’s Saskia Reeves, Olivia Grant and Rosamund Pike getting kina naked in Women in Love Part 1, a miniseries in the UK, that I can only assume the USA is going to recreate like it was the Office, Shameless and whatever else they’ve licensed in their creative slump they’ve been in…

Kate Winslet (see last post) didn’t cut it in terms of giving me my fix of nudity today, so I had to turn to the UK and see if those chimney sweeping motherfucker took some time away from their soot covered, glamor model filled, Royal Wedding obsessed, world to produce some less conservative TV programming, because despite being pegged as a crotchedy, uptight, conservative, boring people, the Brits are more laid back than America….cuz the Brits aren’t controlled by cowboys and christians and christian cowboys who I like to call fun killers. ….

What all this comes down to is that nudity on TV, no matter what country it is in, is worth watching…..FOLLOW ME

Here are the girls in this Women in Love Part 1 are

Saskia Reeves with some bush….

Olivia Grant

Rosamund Pike

Posted in:Olivia Grant|Rosamund Pike|Saskia Reeves

2011

29

Mar

Kate Winslet TIts in Mildred Pierce of the Day

I wasn’t getting my fill of nudity today. It’s been a fucking downer. When my entire life is based on internet nudity of bitches I don’t know but hate.

So I had to get desperate, and turn to Kate Winslet’s fat chick mom tits in some HBO miniseries I have no plan on ever watching, all because she is showing some fucking tit…..

Unfortunately, nudity on TV, no matter what country it is in, no matter what girl is doing it, is always worth watching…at least when you’re me and have nothing better to do….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Kate Winslet

2011

29

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Boring Non-Nude Update of the Day

Since being threatened by Vanessa Hudgens to get sued, I’ve decided to start an unofficial fansite for her. That’s just what I like doing to fiesty bitches who like to fuck with me but don’t actually fuck me.

I had the serious misfortune of being one of the idiots who saw Suckerpunch this weekend. I had a free movie ticket and I am a pervert…and apparently not the only pervert…cuz the whole theater was filled with dudes who I could tell couldn’t get laid or had never been laid….making the whole experience kinda gay…I didn’t realize that this was the movie Hudgens was coordinating the leaked nudes and lawsuits against me, but her little ass in a leotard was probably one of the best parts of the movie, I mean other than the Paris Hilton looking main character.

This girl has a serious fucking body that gets lost and unappreciated in her teenage nude pics…maybe it’s cuz of her ethnic chimpmunk Michael Jackson lookin’ face and worst fucking movie ever made or not…it was decent to look at…

Either way, here’s an update of what Vanessa Hudgens has been up to the last two days….if you care…which I don’t but figure I’ll pretend I do…cuz I really got nothing else going on.

She should be more naked…these are fucking boring….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

29

Mar

Kasia Struss Small Model TitsFor Numero Homme of the Day

I think the theme of the day is Polish models, cuz with the fall of communism, they weren’t forced to join child prostitution rings, or the circus juggling with bears, or any of that other crazy Eastern European stuff, but instead are getting naked for fashion in exchange for more money than her family made in a lifetime in pretty much one day of fucking work…but they pretend it’s not about showing their tits, yet everyday I seem to find new campaigns with tits, making me realize that fashion is fully about the tits, and that makes me as into fashion as a pervert in soiled sweatpants can be….cuz I love girls who sho their tits for money….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Kasia Struss

2011

29

Mar

Anja Rubik Topless Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures of Anja Rubik were taken, I just know they were shot by someone named Lachlan Bailey and more importantly, I know she’s topless in them, giving me confidence in communism, cuz it made some pretty amazing looking pussy…not that I know what her pussy looks like – I just know it is willing to work very hard and strip down and put the sweat, commitment into it in exchange for money and the good life she would have never had putting the hard work, sweat and commitment into something if she was her grandparent’s age….and getting topless to show off great tits is a small price to pay to not wait in line for rationed bread or your monthly allowance the government gives you for yout 60 hour a week work week…This is some deeply rooted work ethic that American girls just don’t grasp cuz they are just spoiled twats…

Either way, these could be old, they could be new, I’m just happy they exist, I’m easy like that. This is what modeling is all about…recruiting third world, war torn poor chicks to get naked for cash…amazing…one step away from the human sex trade…

Anja Rubik is a winner…. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2011

29

Mar

Sofia Vergara’s Mom Tits and Ass in a One Piece Thong of the Day

Here’s Sofia Vergara in a one piece, because where the fact that you’re a mom in your 40s with hispanic roots and huge tits usually means you come with a stomach that looks like a war torn communist country all sloppy and injured and shit….but really what the fuck do I know…maybe Pepsi are just pussies who don’t want to risk putting a bitch in a bikini who is built like this for fear the Christian audience won’t approve and will think it’s inappropriate for their fucked up kids to watch, boycotting Pepsi and ending their 100 year long business, I mean that is the American way you Evagelical freaks….all prude and crazy and shit….

I just like assuming that this mouth and body of hers worked fucking miracles to get her out of the slums with refuge status to being filming a Pepsi commercial…bitch much have amazing talent with her thraot…

We’re all fucking whores, who really cares. I just hope Beckhamed fuck her while his other bitch who lets him fuck other bitches was at home tending to her 15th pregnancy, cuz pussy like this shouldn’t be wasted when it comes your way, under any circumstances, including the false promise of marriage…. FOLLOW ME

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