I don’t know….this Amanda Seyfried bitch does a lot of boring, dumpy, almost disgusting looking everyday shit…but I know what she looks like naked from her SEX SCENES IN CHLOE and I figure she’s got the right to pretty much do whatever the fuck she wants cuz of that willingness to get naked for a role that seperates her from the Disney Smut she’s been involved in, being a little more strategic than Lohan, understanding that the less she gives us in her everyday life, the more we’ll want to see her in movies…so this boring celebrity in paparazzi pics actually makes me want to fuck her dirty unshowered pussy more than if she was prancing around with her asshole spread while high on coke….She’s doing thing good….FOLLOW ME
In staying as repetitive as possible with yesterday posts…I figured I’d put up new pictures of Britney Spears, in the same fucking leotard outfits as yesterday’s free show in San Fran, doing the same dancing monkey routine, only this time for Kimmel, cuz mom’s in tight clothing is kinda my thing as long as I’m not the dad of their kids…except maybe in Britney’s case, cuz K-Fedding her worked out alright for K-Fed…..
Point being, Britney’s got one act, one trick, she gives her minimum, she makes her family and latch ons rich, she’s been exploited to shit, like a teenage prostitute and that kinda of destroyed soul works for me….FOLLOW ME
Here she is performing….strapped up in a leotard:
Here’s her dumpy mom body when not wrapped the fuck up and strapped the fuck down while squeezed in a leotard….
This is some real low level celebrity. You know, the kind of girl who paid her PR team to tell the paparazzi what her name was so that they’d take pictures of her….so perverts like me take the pics and post them cuz the bitch is wearing a spandex pants and leggings jacked up an ass are always something I notice…pretty much everytime I leave my house…thanks to the shit becoming fashionable…as girls don’t realize they allow my pervert brain to imagine what the bitch looks like naked….and often times it is better than what they look like naked…cuz shit jacks their asses up proper….
All this to say, is that this Alessandra chick is clearly a good candidate for sex tapes and leaked nudes to get noticed….good deal….FOLLOW ME
Rose McGowan had incredible tits in 1995. Things change. People age. That’s okay.
As far as I’m concerned she’s still hot, but more importantly I’ll always be those incredible tits from 1995, thanks to the Internet….It’s like even when bitch is in an Old Folks home, dying of syphilis she got from Marilyn Manson at the age of 96, kids from the future will still be able to reflect on her body of work and focus on her body, and still get off to those tits, and if that’s not a legacy, I’m not sure what is….FOLLOW ME
I posted these Sofia Vergara pictures yesterday, but I guess middle age pussy in bathing suits is the theme of the day…mainly because the paparazzi released more pictures of her huge tits squeezed into a one piece for a Pepsi commercial with David Beckham…and I want to be on the front lines and hunt and gather this shit for all you perverts who like their women seasoned vetrans in sucking cock, so good they got a fucking career out of the shit when they were nothing but a Colombian coke whore knocked up at 17 before smuggling herself into America….look at her now…motherfucker…or at least look at her tits cuz they are all that matters…FOLLOW ME
Here’s Courtney Cox on set in a bikini, cuz TV doesn’t find mom’s in a bikini inappropriate, but I do.
Nothing like a mom body in a bikini to encourage us to get married, knock a bitch up, only to leave her and spend your money on young groupie pussy, until you realize that you can’t keep up with young groupie pussy, and that all they want is for you to be a dancing monkey novelty act they show off to their friends at their college parties all while spending your Scream 1 through 3 money, that you don’t mind them spending until their tighter than your wife’s pussy gets boring and you get tired, making you crawl back to the familar menopausal vagina, tell her that you miss her and the kid, and that you want your old life back, blaming a midlife crisis and jealous about her and her costar from TV, only for all this to be a thing of the fucking past….Right?….FOLLOW ME
I can’t quite figure out if this picture of Rihanna is a step up from their last issue staring Snooki’s gut on a rocket, or if they went to the same barn they pulled that pig out of and came out with this….you see because something about Rihanna makes me hate her and in hating her leaves me unable to appreciate that she’s showing the world her ass in a magazine…and I think that’s that she’s got no talent, she was nothing but a teen hooker fucking British men in Barbados, who got some kind of break, probably cuz she was fucking British men in Barbados, and in turn became the entity that she’s not humble about in anyway. I have friends in Barbados and I’m surprised the bitch hasn’t been shot and thrown into the Ocean yet, cuz she is that hated there…but I guess I should learn to seperate myself from people I’ve never met, cuz even talking like this is making me feel weird….so look at her ass and forget all the wrong in the world she’s done..while remembering the best move of Chris Brown’s career was trying to kill the bitch to save humanity…but instead got in trouble for it…he’s really a bleach blonde hero…while Rihanna’s songtrack to her life is about being a blackhead….FOLLOW ME
Here’s anothing thing that makes no sense to me….this Adrianne Palicki bitch they cast to play wonder woman and the fanboys who are actually excited about this shit…Maybe it’s cuz I never read comics and hated the whole superhero bullshit cuz I didn’t feel insecure about my inability to fly or save the world and didn’t feel a need to read about it and try to relate to bullshit….and maybe it’s cuz I could never jerk off to drawings of a busty bitch, but instead needed to see pictures of a bitch, and that’s why I was more into jerking off to People magazine or Vogue or Lingerie Catalogs….or whatever showed a little fucking real girl tits…making the fact that there is excitement from a remake of a shitty show from the 70s starring a thick girl with a shitty body…just confuses the fuck out of me…but then I’m reminded there are socially awkward virgin losers everywhere….and maybe they even out number us people who actually fuck….who knows…
I can only assume the only hope or joy or excitement a Pizza Delivery Man gets is the 5-15 seconds he waits on the stoop for the person who ordered the pizza to open the door. Will it be a hot girl who invites him into fuck, will it be a group of dykes having an all night sex party, will it be a rich old lady looking for someone to work for her instead of the shitty pizza man who has been oppressing you and blaming you for not being fast enough, a pressure that doesn’t warrant your 8 dollars an hour plus tips, especially after the horrible car accident that leaves you crippled for life with no disability pension cuz you were working under the fucking table, and I’m not talking about the horrible things that happen to play against that small glimmer of hope that your fantasy of a nude goddess opening the door will come true, ruined when the bitch who opens the door is some kind of inbred 50 year old trying to be funny for her brother/husband/lover/dad….this is the kind of shit that will make the average pizza man never wish a nude chick opens a door again…and that’s destroys the only perk of their shitty career choice….Shoulda graduated High School loser…FOLLOW ME
I still haven’t figured out what this daily post isn’t the only reason people come visit this site. It’s got everything you’d want out of a post….idiots, perverts, insanity, entertainment, laughs, actions that make us question the human condition, yet understand why we are all doomed…oh but it doesn’t have nipple, pussy slips, or tight pants on hot ass, so I get it…you’re only using me for my body not my brain…you pigs….FOLLOW ME
Caught on Tape: Man Charged for Knock-out Punch
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The Escort: Risque Play Opens in LA
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Crossing guard says he was assaulted
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Police: Man Used Xbox to Lure Girls
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Caught on Tape: SUV drives into flower shop
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