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2011

29

Mar

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Pictures of the Day

I am one of the few people who think Brooklyn Decker sucks. She’s ugly. I don’t care what you fucking think, or how big her tits are, or how much her sports playing husband with all the sports playing money or connections paid to get her the cover of the Swimsuit edition, she looks fucking retarded, liked handicapped retarded, and big tits or not, retards are only fun to get off to, when no one notices and the security cameras in the home you’re an orderly at are off, cuz it’s really embarrassing when you get busted, fired and threatened of criminal charges….after all your bosses watch you going down on a bitch while changing her diaper….

It’s funny how worked up dudes get when you call this bitch ugly. They take real personal offense, call you gay and tell you that you are just jealous you can’t fuck girls like this, little do they know, I was that guy working as an orderly who didn’t make sure the security cameras were off…so I know what fucking a retard is all about…and the noises that come out of that shit are straight out of a horror movie…FOLLOW ME


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2011

29

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

stepNEWS that isn’t news…..Admit you’re excited to skip this post….even though it is my absolute favorite of posts ever invented or put on the motherfucking internet you motherfuckers who have no taste or appreciation for the finer real life smut in life…FOLLOW ME

Rape charges follow online meeting
Pasco County detectives have arrested a man for rape. They say he met his victim online through an internet dating service.

Mom: Teacher told kids to tape mouths
A Polk County mom is outraged over what her son’s fourth grade teacher supposedly did last week, and she wants him fired.

Cops: Woman had cocaine in diaper
An East Boston woman is being held on $250,000 bail after law enforcement stopped her at Logan International Airport with more than 1,000 grams of cocaine in a “diaper-like” garment, state police said.

Church Attendance Linked to Obesity
Many believe church is good for the soul, but new research shows it may not be good for the waistline. The study shows people who attend worship services regularly are 50 percent more likely to become obese.

Parents Offended by Padded Bikini Top
Many retailers are featuring their 2011 swimsuit line, but one particular store has parents across the country disgusted and enraged.

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2011

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up. My stomach is on fire. I just googled my symptoms. Looks like I need a liver and kidney transplant, unless I’m looking into things a little too much….The reality is that all the pain goes away the second I start drinking…so what the fuck am I waiting for. Let’s go.
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Glamour Slut in Lingerie Starts Things Off
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The 25 Sexiest Looks in Sports
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Free Cam Show Fun
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The Toilet to End All Toilets, you wish This Was Yours
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This is One Fat Celeb Slut, I DO NOT Want to See in a Wet Suit – BARF
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Gotta Love a Slut in Knee Socks
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Gianna DeNinno is a Slut That Makes Good Use of Twitter
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College Girls Get Naughty at a Frat Party
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Pack Your Bags and Board the Bus, We Are All Going to Hell
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2011

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Every once in a while I have nothing to say, I am not sure if today is one of those days, but I do know that I don’t want you to follow me on twitter cuz I just humilate myself there, when really all I want is bitches to send me nudes, companies to send me money, and that’s pretty much exactly what I don’t get….all I’ve got are my stepLINKS….and now I am giving them to you.

Katy Perry’s Mom Hates Her Tits, But She Still Doesn’t Mind Making Money Off Them
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Charlie Sheen insanity of the Day
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Eminem Violin Cover Crazy
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Web Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Fergies Birthday Tits
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Lady Gaga Actually Has Hot Pics
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Brooklyn Decker Is In A Bikini
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Resort Sluts That Will Get You Laid
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The Best in Free Cam Shows
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What the Fuck is Wrong With the People in Delaware? – VIDEO
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18 Year Old Striptease Hotness
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Field of Your Dreams: MLB’s Sexiest Cheerleaders
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Sexy Toys You Cant Help But Love
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Ninja Cat Holy Shit – VIDEO
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As If We Needed More Proof Jake Gyllenhall is Gay
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Jenna Haze is Stripping
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Chloe Moretz is Jail Bait
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Celebuzz Presents: Celebrity Bikini Bods of 2011 – So Far! (PHOTOS)
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Lucy Pinder, Sinead Noonan, Daniela Victoria and Erica Campbell Oh My
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I Wanna Stick My Dick in the Denny’s Maple Bacon Sundae
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Holy Fuck Cindy Crawford is as Hot as Ever
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Sasha Grey, Just Because
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Kill It, Kill It With Fire is Our Viral Video of the Day
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Carli and Skylynn Get It On
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Here are some random pics of Paris Hilton, her sister Nicky and her mother Kathy playing with some Black babies.
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Blondes Do Have More Fun.
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Man With Manure Fetish Jailed For Publicly Wanking In Cow Shit
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Alessandra Ambrosio: Bikini for Brazilian ‘GQ’
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Gorgeous blonde teen bombshell Bibi masturbating
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Melyssa Grace’s Sexy School Girl Lingerie For IGN
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Ex-Pussycat Doll Jessica Sutta Rocked A White Bikini in Miami!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Busty Teen rubbing her Pussy on Cam
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Kelly Brook Knows How to Sell Shoes
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Big Brother Brazil Slut
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Boat Fails Compilation
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Everyone Hates Jersey Shore
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WTF is Keira Knightley Wearing?
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Jose Canseco Is an Idiot
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Vanessa Hudgens Thinks Shes Pocahontus or Some Shit
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MTV Teen Mom Kicks The Shit Out Of Some Chick
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Kim Kardashian Loves Foot Long Cock
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Christina Aguilera Sucks Face
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Jessica Sutta, Big Tits, Small Bikini. Awesome
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Brooklyn Decker Drops Some Impressive Cleavage
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Vanessa Hudgens In Her Little Sister’s See Through Top
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2011

28

Mar

Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless for Vogue Russia of the Day

When fashion looks like this…I consider myself a fashionista. This is me slipping into a pair of fashion pants, heading down to fashion parties, to hang with obnoxious fashion people, talking about useless shit, while judging everyone around us, cuz they just don’t meet our standards….cuz if Fashion keep on this porn route, not that tits are porn, but shit’s definitely erotic and I’m gonna endorse it….cuz anyone who can get million dollar ad deals while taking fetish pics like this is someone I need to meet cuz I want a private jet to fly away from this ghetto hell I’m living….

Here are the tits….

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2011

28

Mar

Tits on TV of the Day

Here’s Laura Wiggins topless in Shameless cuz Shameless is probably the best show on TV that I’ve never seen, but that you should all watch because if you do, they won’t get cancelled and they will get more and more bitches naked on TV, which is something I think is key to a better tomorrow….a world where the media isn’t run by or influenced by the Christians…or whoever decided that Tits don’t belong on TV….but belonged on the internet that became more popular than TV…I say give the people what we want motherfuckers…

Here’s that clip from Shameless and my free advertising for Shameless, cuz I gotta endorse things I believe in…

Posted in:Tits on TV

2011

28

Mar

Some More Britney Spears Performing in a Leotard of the Day

I already posted these Britney Leotard in Concert pics….

But they are the highlight of the day…a highlight that brought together the Britney Spears and fat chicks in an office cubicle remembering their teenage idol, gay men trying to be fabulous, and chronic masturbating perverts who like a nice fat celebrity ass on stage in a leotard….Britney’s most recent performance, substantially better in pictures than video, cuz you don’t need to get distracted by her shitty music, and allows you to take it all in and I figured I’d post some more of the pictures….

I’m just sad there were no vagina slips….even though I’ve seen Britney’s vagina and know it’s on some crusty mom pussy shit that’s not all that awesome to look at but still better than not lookin’ at hit poking out of her costume…If you know what I mean…

Here’s her thickness performing in video…complete with gay guys in the audience singing along…

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2011

28

Mar

Naomi Campbell’s Living the Good Life While Scratching Her Ass of the Day

Here’s some shitty Naomi Campbell bikini pics, no racist, as she sits and smokes on a yacht that I assume belongs to her billionaire Russian tycoon who somehow got the contracts for oil during the fall of communism in what I can only assume was a wholesome, legal and ethical way.

There’s nothing hot about these pictures, unless you like watching pretentious, high maintenance scratching her ass that gave her this good life….

But I’m posting them anyway, cuz she’s wearing a bikini and that’s really all I need to justify wasting my time uploading this shit, no racist.

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2011

28

Mar

Fergie’s Ass Cares about Japan of the Day

Here’s my attempt to cleanse the world and by world I mean the readers of this amazing life changing website, and by readers I mean one reader that makes me feel like I’m not talking to myself, even if I am cuz he’s from some weird country and likes tits, from the cancer that is PARIS HILTON RUNNING FOR SELF SERVING PURPOSE….

So here’s pics of Fergie in tight pants running the same marathon, only not for the same reasons as Paris Hilton, you know she’s not doing it to make people think she is involved and cares about helping the world be a better place, instead of the rich, vapid, racist, useless cunt she is…cuz unlike Paris Hilton, Fergie doesn’t really have an image in need of clearing up….and may just be doing to help a cause she believes in…and that’s worth watching especially when there’s tight ass being put on display…hell if I got to stand behind this, I’d probably try to keep up to keep staring proper…

Not that it matters.

Posted in:Fergie

2011

28

Mar

Paris Hilton Pretends She’s Not Racist of the Day

Neil Strauss, the writer of “The Game”, which outlines the basic psychology of tricking pussy into having sex with you, released a new book that features interview questions that never ran in magazines with a bunch of idiots. I was at a book store the other day trying to look up girls’ skirts when everything else was closed and I wasn’t ready to come back home, and I picked up a copy of the book…It bored me…but I know that last week he released some quote by Paris Hilton saying she doesn’t do black people, pretty much telling the world she’s no Kardashian, and now she wants to sue, but unfortunately, dude probably has the recording of her saying it, so in a PR sweep she’s gotta try to white wash this fact but doing charitable things for Japan, cuz a racist wouldn’t do anything nice for Japan….Apparently, she didn’t get the notice that no one gives a fuck about whether she’s a racist cunt or not, she’s been flagged a trashy piece of shit pig with a privileged life a long time ago, and she just doesn’t matter…but it’s nice to see her try anyway….and by nice I mean funny at how pathetic this sinking ship is.

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