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2011

28

Mar

Kylie Minogue Playin Out Some Kinf of Fetish on Stage of the Day

Here’s some Kylie Minogue in some weird Star Wars Roman Empire looking costume that I assume some of you nerd virgin losers are into. You know Sci/Fi fantasy shit…that brings back memories of you fisting yourself to Kid Icarus as you tried to save the world from evil while everyone else you knew was out hanging with their friends on the weekend and not sitting at home with their mom eating oreos while taking breaks from their Nintendo…

I’m posting it to show that breast cancer doesn’t slow a bitch down or rob her of her feminity and sex appeal, bitch can hustle her old lady shit in a way that makes me want to knock her up….or at least try.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2011

28

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Circus Freak Relationship of the Day

I call bullshit.

Sure, maybe the family is connected at the soul, you know cuz Kris Humphries has two sisters named Krystal and Kaela, on some ridiculous “We name our kids with the letter K” connection….but there’s no way this motherfucker is black enough for Kim Kardashian’s liking. Maybe the 6 foot 9 factor allows his penis to work in the way of Ray J, you know cuz even a tiny dick on a 6 foot 9 dude is probably a foot long, and Kardashian needs big cock to fill her fat cunt, all girls love big cock, but Kardashian needs big cock, just to get around that huge ass of her and penetrate her pussy at the same time, dude needs to be at least a foot just to get the tip in.

Not that it matters.

What matters is that I’m pretty sure Kardashian’s into this cuz she appreciates the fact people notice her cuz this spectacle is almost comical….I just hope the sex tape’s being filmed, cuz seriously, I love freakshow sex. It’s a weakness.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

28

Mar

Britney Spears Performing in a Leotard of the Day

I guess someone told Britney she wasn’t too fat to wear a leotard and that she wasn’t going to look like the fat kid in the dance recital trying to squeeze into the same costume as the skinny kid cuz they needed cohesiveness in their performance, and dressing her up as the fat blog of shit the other kids dance around in fear cuz it’s not politically correct, assuming Britney Spears cares about being too fat or capable, she’s just going through the motions she is contractually obliged to, cuz her team that lives off her success doesn’t want the money train to ever end, figuring she’s already got no shame, no dignity, and pretty much no soul, they better just ride this bitch out as hard as they can, whether it humilates the bitch or not, cuz she won’t know the fucking different….and the sick thing in all this is that I’m loving her big, round fat ass, I wanna take a fucking bite out of the shit I know is smeared all over it thanks to a lack of hygiene or ability to take care of herself…you know how crazy people are…maybe it’s cuz I know she’s wrapped so tight in that latex that buttery maple syrup is pouring off her….either way…I like it.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

28

Mar

Retard Room with a View of the Day

Someone sent in this video to me. Apparently this bitch is beat me in the Charlie Sheen search for an intern thing that was really just an advertising campaign for some website that Charlie Sheen got paid a lot to use in the moment he was at his most relevant, long before his act got boring, uninteresting, unfunny, repetitive, staged and maybe even pathetic and I’m not saying that cuz I feel rejection, even if it seems like I am, I would have never gone through with the internship thing, I’m saying that cuz he just got boring and more importantly his whore pussy he hires isn’t even hot and it all relevance stems from the whore pussy you fuck….

Either way, I hope this Andy Cap wins.

Posted in:viral

2011

28

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the news that isn’t the news to keep you informed about things that don’t really matter, but that can be funny, if you’re not the 12 year old getting raped by the clown….scroll down and see how genius I tie things together…I’m a machine peple. A sloppy booze soaked confused perverted machine.

Women Accidentally Shoot Selves
Two women are suspected of a drive-by shooting Friday night – and they actually ended up shooting themselves!

Clown Arrested in 2002 Rape of Girl
A professional clown suspected of kidnapping and raping a 12-year-old girl in Fullerton nine years ago while he was in costume was arrested today.

Teen Boy-Woman Affair Started in Church
An observant mother … worried about changes in her teenage son’s behavior… discovers something worse than she ever expected. Her 15-year-old son had met a girl at church. They started exchanging text messages and videos. That’s not that unusual. But what if the girl is 20 and the images of the two are graphic?

Pole Dancing for Jesus Goes Global
It’s a story we first brought you last week. Who knew that a small business in Old Town Spring would make headlines across the country?

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

28

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I got drunk. Spent my wife’s welfare check on lottery tickets. She tried to chase me around the room, but couldn’t really do it without her medical scooter, but unfortunately when I passed out drunk, bitch choked me out by sitting on my fucking face….300 pounds of pure fishy hell.

Here’s the morning hangover dump…

Can’t wait for the season to begin!
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Snow Dive Fail, Because Old Man Winter Has a Great Sense of Humor
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The Top 100 Road Trip Destinations in America
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These Sluts Will Make the Start to a Shitty Week Better
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Not all Tattoos Suck Ass and Here Are Some Rad Ones
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Britney Spears is Dancing Again, Wear Lingerie
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Fire Cracker Wake Up Prank! Yes!
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Vida Guerra is Lookin Hot on the Beach
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These Two Sluts Get Naughty Together
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And the Rebecca Black Parodies Just Keep on Coming
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Posted in:MHD

2011

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

There were the two jokes I wrote today for twitter:

The first about shitty things…

It’s shittier than a condom at a gay bath house on a Saturday night.

I don’t think that’s really a joke, since gay guys don’t use condoms, especially at a bathouse…so here the second one about Lohan changing her name to just Lindsay…

I hear MTV is changing their name to just “M” because tv killed the radio star and they want to disassociate themselves from that

I need a hobby. My stomach is rotton as we go into the weekend and that depresses me…. FOLLOW ME

Here are my stepLINKS

Olivia Munn is All Sophisticated and Shit
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Lindsay Lohan Family Insanity of the Day
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Some Hoods Aren’t Clit Hoods
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Spend the Weekend Sith Sluts Who Don’t Talk Back
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Britney Spears Looks Amazing When She is Photoshopped to Shit and Doesn’t Look Like Herself
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BLACK SWAN WAS THE SHITTEST MOVIE EVER AND THE WHOLE THING WAS A FUCKING SHAM YOU ARE ALL BEING LIED TO YOU FUCKING SHEEP
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Because in the End, Vacations Are All About Getting Laid
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Cam Shows That You Have GOT to Check Out
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Jenny Poussin is One Hot Canadian
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Blonde Cutie Self Fisting
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The 50 Worst Super Bowl Commercials of All Time
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Toys for When You Play
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That Barefoot Contessa Cunt Basically Shattered a Dying Child’s Dreams.
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Hottie and a Motorcycle
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Vanessa Hudgens Side Boob Shot
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Yeah I’d Bang Mary Louise Parker
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Penelope Cruz is Looking HOT
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Hot 100: Busty Babes Blowout
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Let’s All Go Get Lunch at FAT HO BURGERS!
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I Would Totally Bang Lacey Schwimmer
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Leah
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Alyssa Miller naked for Greg Kadel
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YOU MUST FEAR GODZILLAAAAAAA – VIDEO
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Sammie Rhodes and Sea J Oh My Godness
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Some Art Shit I Dont Understand With Lots of Tight Bodied Chicks and Boobs
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Camilla Belle Thinks She’s a DJ
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These Sluts Like to Get Nasty
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WWE Diva Trish Stratus
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Wtf is With Fashion People Thinking That They Have to Wear Absolutly Everything At Once to Look Good
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Fashionably Hot Women @ Nylon Magazine’s 12th Anniversary Party
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yet ANOTHER Pole Dancing Fail
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Jesus Gives Woman Orgasm – VIDEO
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sexy Amateur Insanity
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Chantelle Houghton Wears A Lettuce Dress For PETA
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Check Out Hot Blonde Blanka
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Whoopi Goldberg Was High as Shit During Her Oscar Speech
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Vanessa Hudgens Sexiness
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

25

Mar

Taylor Momsen’s Crotch Shot of the Day

I think I like Taylor Momsen so much because her name starts with MOM And I never had a mom…I mean that or because she’s a teenage whore who isn’t really a whore but pretends to be so people talk to her before she turns 18 like she was Panettiere, Lohan, Jojo, Mandy Moore, Miley, The Olsens and a whole lot of other pussy people fixated on at 17, cuz 17 makes them old enough to fuck, just not in America, causing all kinds of confused feelings the media eats up and spits out to make you think these bitches are relevant, until they turn 18 and follow the path of Panettiere, Lohan, Jojo, Mandy Moore, Miley, The Olsens and a whole lot of other pussy people fixated on at 17. Which is pretty much no where special…rich…sure, but totally fucking uselss and practically non existent…if only they could stay 17 forever….DIE 18th birthday. If you know what I mean…. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

25

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens is the Amazing Face of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is today’s Amazing Face….

Amazing face is a stupid new feature I started for no real reason other than posting a picture of a motherfucker with a stupid face, making a stupid enough face for me to consider it an amazing face….

Whether it’s Chris Brown dressed like Sisqo humping fat bitches in bikinis, or Amy Winehouse and Joan Crawford’s bad plastic surgery, or Vanessa Hudgens looking drunk enough to be an easy date rape…the world is filled with Amazing Faces and I think this is the best this site has to offer…. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Amazing Face|Vanessa Hudgens

2011

25

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some pictures of Doutzen Kroes showing off the shittiest fashion accessories of all time, a baby stroller. Shit.

Bitch had a good thing going for her, why did she go and ruin it with some sperm that she’ll probably be breaking up with down the line anyway, making her ask if it was really worth it or not…more importantly making her convince hereself that is was the right decision that should wouldn’t trade for anything, not even her model body back, cuz without conincing herself of that she’d have no choice but to kill herself…. FOLLOW ME


Posted in:Doutzen Kroes